Chapter 196: Red Umbrella Umbrella White Pole
Gu Cheng gained strange knowledge.
The wild mushrooms of Yun~Nan are very magical, and they can be called the toxicity of Schrödinger!
The same kind of mushroom is not poisonous on this mountain, poisonous on the mountain next to it, it is not poisonous this week and it is poisonous next week, it is not poisonous before it rains, it is poisonous after rain, it is not poisonous to eat this meal, and it is poisonous if you don't fry it again in the afternoon.
And Yun~ Nanren are really germphilic!
Not to mention that you have to buy mushrooms under the hanging bottle, even if you are poisoned and carried to the hospital for gastric lavage, the first meal after being discharged from the hospital is still mushrooms!
They never blame the fungus for being poisoned, they blame themselves for not frying, they drink wine, they blame the medicine, and they blame the hemp snake crawling over......
In short, you will never blame the fungus for being poisonous!
No wonder they all say that Yun ~ South is the territory of the fungus, and the disease ~ poison has to be confessed in front of the fungus!
After all kinds of strange knowledge.
Gucheng and Yun~Nan Tourism Bureau and the Health Commission jointly updated a popular science Weibo of edible mushrooms.
"As we all know, Yun~nan wild mushroom resources are abundant, which can be called the kingdom of wild mushrooms, not only the locals are crazy about it, but also foreign gourmets are flocking to it!"
"Gu Cheng and the Yun~Southern Health Commission are here to jointly remind the majority of germphiles that although wild mushrooms are delicious, they also hide killing opportunities!"
"The local tourism bureau responded that during the Golden Week, some tourists went up the mountain to pick up wild mushrooms to eat without accompanying the fungus pick-up guide!"
"There are even bold netizens who go thousands of miles to poison in order to see the villain, and go to Yun~ South to experience the size change anywhere!"
"Gu Cheng solemnly warned the majority of netizens not to try to eat poisonous mushrooms to cause hallucinations, because the grave grass of the person who has tried it is already thousands of meters high!"
"Netizens should keep in mind the three familiarities before eating mushrooms: the type must be cooked, the work must be cooked, and the road to the hospital must be cooked!"
"A fungus-eating nursery rhyme of "Red Umbrella Umbrella White Pole" is sent to you, I hope you don't get in danger for Tu Xian, let alone use your life to open the blind box!"
Two videos were attached at the end of the post.
One of them is the precautions for picking and eating wild mushrooms issued by the Yun~South Health Commission.
There is also a nursery rhyme nursery rhyme about eating mushrooms.
Click on the video.
It's a little girl with a bamboo basket on her back, picking mushrooms in the forest.
A pair of big sparkling eyes, as well as an innocent and lovely face, and two twisted braids swayed into the hearts of netizens with her singing and dancing movements.
The hearts of netizens have just been budding by her.
I was shocked into a cold sweat by the next lyrics!
"Red umbrella umbrella white pole,
After eating, lay down the board together,
Lying on the board and burying the mountain,
Relatives and friends come to eat,
There are red umbrellas in the meal,
Eat all the villages are buried in the mountains,
The coming year will be full of red umbrellas......"
The end of the video.
It's a grave grass that grows tall!
"! Brother Cheng, what kind of underworld song is this writing? ”
"The little girl is invincible and cute, and she sings beautifully! We just want to say, next time, can we only be grounded and not grounded! ”
"The official whole life is the deadliest! I'm already on my head and can't stop! ”
"It's very vivid, and the song is completely based on real events!"
"This song is to warn you, don't pick wild mushrooms on the side of the road!"
"Yun~nan implements fungus nationalism, and there are mushrooms everywhere!"
"There are 300 mouthfuls of mushrooms a day, and I don't want to be a cloud ~ southerner!"
"Mushrooms are picked in the morning and eaten at noon, people leave in the afternoon, and the banquet is opened at night!"
"I'm in Banna, I just came back from poisoning two days ago, and now I'm eating mushrooms!"
"Eat the wildest mushrooms and lie in the most expensive ICU!"
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The soft and cute little girl, the melody of demonic brainwashing, and the vivid lyrics made netizens unable to stop in an instant!
The lyrics "Red umbrella, white pole, lie down after eating" are impressive, and at the same time, they vividly tell netizens what poisonous mushrooms are!
Gu Cheng's humorous brainwashing video popularized science, and together with the news of the previous tourist's food poisoning, rushed to the hot search!
The whole network is talking about eating mushrooms.
Fungus stalks are spreading wildly on major platforms!
Because this song is too demonic brainwashing.
Countless netizens began to follow the trend and imitate!
Various ghost animal versions and firefighting versions have appeared on the short video platform......
There are different versions of the singing.
But under each version, there must be a figure of Yun ~ Nanren gathering.
"Fungi have a natural attraction to Yun~Nanren, for the sake of fungi, I can get up at 4 o'clock and go up the mountain to pick up fungi!"
"The people of Chuxiong said that they can't live without wild mushrooms, just like the 3D area can't do without Tifa!"
"People in Kun~Ming, we have never had the concept of poisoning when we eat mushrooms, it's just that they are not cooked!"
"The mushrooms are delicious! The villain is friendly! The ICU was very comfortable! The doctor is skilled! Basically very satisfied, the only fly in the ointment is that the urn is a bit small! ”
"The more poisonous the mushroom stew, the fresher the soup, don't ask me how I know! Do not say! The nurse came to push the next bed to the enema ~ ......"
"If you want to eat cloud ~ southern mushrooms, don't buy them online, you must go to the local area to eat! It's not that online shopping is not authentic, it's that the local area has the most complete equipment and the most rich experience in the treatment of mushroom poisoning in the country! ”
"Understood, the local eat directly lying on the board, go to the cloud ~ the most high paraplegic in the south!"
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While "Red Umbrella Umbrella White Pole" has become crazy on major online platforms, it has also aroused netizens' interest in mushrooms.
The sales of cloud ~ southern mushroom orders have soared!
Seeing this, Gu Cheng couldn't help but be speechless.
"It seems that even the lying board can't stop some people from going crazy and dying!"
Fortunately, the mushrooms purchased online will not be poisoned as long as they are cooked.
However, in order to further deepen the public's awareness of poisonous mushrooms.
Gu Cheng still cooperated with the Yun~Nan police to come up with a dialect cooperation version, and found a poisoning video to popularize science.
"The charcoal fungus is poisonous brother, poisonous and non-toxic, it is difficult to distinguish; Amanita mushrooms are highly virulent and wear skirting hats and shoes. This kind of wild mushroom will never be eaten, don't lose your life because of greed! ”
"Red Umbrella Umbrella" is so engaged.
The publicity effect is directly full!
The taste of Yun~Nan mushroom seeds is delicious and delicious, as well as the concept of not picking and eating wild mushrooms indiscriminately, has also gradually taken root in the hearts of the people with various short videos and mushroom stalks.
The ICU can't stop Yunnan's local love for mushrooms, and naturally they won't eat less mushrooms because of a nursery rhyme.
But when outsiders come to Yun~ South to eat mushrooms, they will subconsciously weigh a few points!
Gu Cheng's purpose can be regarded as achieved.
This trip to the clouds ~ south.
In the end, it ended with the explosion of "Red Umbrella Umbrella White Pole".
After returning to the imperial capital.
Gu Cheng and Su Qi fully recovered and began to devote themselves to the recording of the new album.
October 10th.
Golden Week is just a few days away.
The China Tourism Bureau held a promotion activity of "The Most Beautiful China, Walking with You" in the imperial capital.
Su Qi and Gu Cheng attended the event in full costume.
At this promotion meeting, Huaxia launched its cultural tourism ambassador for the first time, and the internationally renowned singers Gu Cheng and Su Qi officially served as them.
Zhong Qi, the leader of the China Tourism Bureau, personally presented the China Tourism Ambassador Certificate to the two.
After all, it is the China Tourism Bureau, the first official tourism ambassador!
This signing ceremony.
It has also become the focus of mainstream media at home and abroad.
#官宣! The first image spokesperson of China Tourism Bureau! #
#顾城和苏柒携手为华夏旅游局代言! #
#最美华夏, Gu Cheng and Su Qi will walk hand in hand with you! #
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What a great honor it is to be the country's first tourism ambassador and promote Chinese tourism to the world on behalf of the country!!
Poor Gu Cheng has only been on the hot search for two days.
was sent to the first hot search with Su Qi again!
"! The ambassador of Huaxia tourism promotion? ”
"There is no one in this official row! In the tank! ”
"These two people are Nuwa's show-off skills and the ceiling of appearance! It's no problem at all to represent Huaxia! ”
"Not everyone can be the face of the country, can the sunspot stop now?"
"A song brings fire to a province, these two people have absolute qualifications!"
"It's better than those messy traffic stars."
"One to say! I am convinced that these two people are the spokespersons of Huaxia Tourism! ”
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