Chapter 002 [Guan Yu Zhang Fei] (I)

I'm Liu Bei.

In fact, when I think about it, I still earned it by shouting "mother". Let's do the math.

The Three Kingdoms are about 2,000 years away from the 21st century, so I'll make a discount and count it as a full 1,000 years. Twenty years is counted as a generation, so it is 1000/20=50. That is, the mother Liu in front of me is the ancestor of my eighteenth-generation ancestor, and there are still several generations that have not been counted. Hee-hee~~ earned

When Mother Liu saw me shouting "Mother", she suddenly pushed Wizard Xu away and held me in her arms. While patting me on the back to show comfort, he muttered: "Bei'er is not afraid, Bei'er is not afraid." There is a mother, not afraid, not afraid. ”

, wizard? Lao Tzu can't fight you neurotic? I couldn't help but sing in my heart with the * section of "Don't Be Afraid, Not Afraid", and my eyes narrowed into a line. "When I see a wizard, I'm not afraid. I'm more nervous, I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid. ”

Traveling through the Three Kingdoms, I am the biggest.

The matter has finally come to an end. Mother Liu pulled me to the corner to rest, I pretended to have temporary amnesia, and Mother Liu patiently briefly told me about the past of "Liu Bei".

"I" surname Liu Mingbei, the word Xuande, twenty years old this year, after King Jing of Zhongshan, there are no wives but there are two teachers (sad ah~), one is Zheng Xuan, and the other is Lu Zhi. He has the closest relationship with his friend Gongsun Zhan.

The specialty is weaving straw shoes, the interest is traveling, making fox friends and dog friends, the main disadvantage is that he does not like to read, and he does not like to practice martial arts.

Depend on! Liu Bei in the Three Kingdoms era is like this, I really don't know how he later established Shu Han.

As far as I know, "Liu Bei" met Guan Yu and Zhang Fei at the age of 28 to come to Taoyuan to make three alliances. After that, he was chased and killed like a lost dog for many years. It wasn't until he was in his forties that he met a pig in Takashi Shinno that he soared to the sky and was called the king and the emperor.

Oh my God, I can be emperor in the future! When I think of this, my heart is beautiful.

No, there are still more than 20 years of sin to enjoy the days of beautiful women and fine clothes and food? It's sad.

But it's okay, with a salary of more than 1,000 yuan in the 21st century, I can't afford to buy a house, I can't marry a daughter-in-law, I am tired and guilty of living, and I am more energetic when I cross it!

In this way, it is really profitable. It's just that the beloved computer, the Three Kingdoms game, as well as the electric car, the idol Hu Ge, and the parents and family are all in another space.

Also, the fate of "Liu Bei" is not very good? The defeat of Yiling indirectly led to his death. Then I still can't cut down Wu? Don't cut it, of course you don't cut it!

I don't think about it, it's still early anyway. If it comes, it will be safe. Let's play for eight years and wait for the Yellow Turban Uprising.

I am now "Liu Bei", and I should call the Yellow Turban a Yellow Turban thief.

Alas, the revolutionaries who asked for the people's lives in the history books were actually called thieves, and it was really not worth it for Zhang Jiao and his gang. If you don't think about anything else, when you come to this ancient world, you have to look around.

"Mother, go around, child. I'll be back in a moment. May I? ”

I already decided that the old woman in front of me was my bride. Don't get it wrong, it's the bride.

"Bei'er, I'll come back after a while, we're going home." Mother Liu set up a stall over there to sell straw sandals, and turned around and admonished.

"Okay, mother." I'm also called Shunkou. I also know very well in my heart that I can't go back when I travel back from the 21st century.

Walking alone in this ancient city full of people of their ancestors, it tastes quite good. If you want to scold Ah Bian's ancestors, now is the most appropriate.

In a good mood, he sang casually: "The cool breeze is exciting, the autumn moon is boundless, and my emotions are like living like a year." Although I am not a jade tree in the wind, chic and dignified, but I have a broad mind and strong arms and wrists! ”

This place is the county seat of Zhuo County, and Liu Mu said that it is referred to as Zhuocheng.

The brick houses on both sides of the street are in an orderly manner, and the small stalls and vendors are arranged according to the open space of the street and the houses. There are all kinds of things that can only be seen in TV dramas or museums.

Walking through the streets. The pedestrians next to him hurried forward.

In such a hurry, is it to send money?

"There are two big men dueling in front, let's take a look." A pedestrian ran and said to a friend next to him.

Duel? Isn't it just fighting? This is not to be missed. I want to see how brave the ancients were.

Quickly followed. I found that the front was crowded with people, and I just couldn't squeeze in.

Hehe, can this still be difficult for me? He took a deep breath and yelled, "The police are coming!" ”

The crowd didn't react in the slightest!

Damn, forget that it was in ancient times.

"The official is here!"

It works!

The crowd heard the shouts and retreated to both sides. I also followed the crowd in both directions, taking a few steps forward from time to time. And so I walked to the center of the crowd.

There were really two people in front of him holding their arms, half-squatting and fighting. It's kind of like Mongolian wrestling, but not quite.

The big man on the left shouted, the sound was like a huge thunder, and as soon as he pulled his arm, the big man on the right was dragged over. Obviously, the strength of the big man on the right is not as strong as that of the man on the left. But the right side is full of skill, which makes the big man on the left panting and sweating profusely.

The crowd cheered "color". Seeing that no official messenger came, they gathered together again.

How can the sides of these two men be so familiar?

In order to explore the situation, I tried to move around, and finally saw their front.

The big man on the left is a little shorter than me (I am 182cm tall), his whole body is dark, the head of a leopard is ringed with eyes, the swallow jaw and tiger whiskers, the voice is like a huge thunder, and the momentum is like a galloping horse. Damn, isn't this Zhang Fei in Romance?

Another big man is the same height as me, with a beard length of about 40cm, a face like a heavy jujube, lips like grease, red phoenix eyes, lying silkworm eyebrows, dignified appearance, majestic, isn't this Guan Yu in Romance?

The appearance of the two is similar to that in "Romance".

It's not good to think about it, you two will appear now, isn't it that the Yellow Turban Thieves have rebelled? I, Liu Bei, am only twenty years old!