I'm Liu Bei.

When history is no longer history, but has become a reality and is put alive in front of me, I know that I am Liu Bei.

History stipulates that the two big men in front of me will be my second and third brothers. So what are you waiting for?

Come on! The two tigers will be waiting for me to marry them.

The question is, what era is it? Is my move not historical? It's okay to be compliant. If not, what are the unpredictable consequences? Will there be a butterfly effect?

Immediately approached a man who looked like a scholar in the crowd and asked, "Brother Ren, this year is the first year of Zhongping (184)?" ”

"Look at your peasant appearance, you know that you have never seen anything before. You're right to ask Ben Gongzi. Today is April 1 of the first year of Zhongping. If it's someone else, it doesn't necessarily tell you. The scholar man said disdainfully.

Looking at his expression, my anger didn't come to me.

Haven't seen anything before? Lao Tzu has more than a thousand years of historical knowledge than you. What is the atomic bomb, do you know? If it's one dollar, Lao Tzu will spend a month's salary to buy a thousand, and blow you up into atoms. Exercise!

Turning around and ignoring him, he thought that the Yellow Turban Thieves had begun their rebellion in March and had been wiped out in November, which lasted nine months. This was followed by a large-scale rebellion in the fifth year of Zhongping (188). After the chaos, Dong Zhuo rebelled and the heroes were divided.

Since you know the course of history, then Lao Tzu is not welcome. The division of the group can be counted as a sentence for me to go online.

No, Liu Bei is right.

All you have to do now is to bow down to the two tiger generals. Ancient people paid attention to benevolence, righteousness and morality, so take advantage of this to quickly complete this matter and embark on the journey of hegemony in the Three Kingdoms.

Three Kingdoms for hegemony, I, Liu Bei, are here!

Immediately walked over, and bowed to Guan and Zhang: "The two strong men have unique skills and amazing martial arts, admire, admire." ”

When Guan and Zhang saw me praising them, they both retracted their hands and bowed in return: "Don't dare to be, don't dare to be." ”

I believe that the fate of Liu, Guan, and Zhang is predestined by history, and as long as they make a little matchmaking, they can come together.

So he had the courage to criticize: "In this turbulent autumn, the two of you did not go to quell the Yellow Turban Rebellion, but wasted their strength in this place and fought each other, which really hurts me. After saying that, he didn't laugh at his choice of words and sentences, and he made great progress, and he was already like an ancient.

Guan and Zhang looked at each other, and they looked ashamed.

I was overjoyed, and said: "I saw the two of them competing in martial arts just now, and they are both extraordinary, and they will definitely be able to ask for their lives for the people, serve the country, and achieve extraordinary achievements in the future." I hope you two will stop here. than anyone who has done more for the people. ”

The onlookers thought it was reasonable, and they all applauded.

Guan Yu said with a difficult face: "I have a skill, but I have no place to show it." I thought about joining the army, but the recruited military leader bullied outsiders and actually incorporated me into the fireman's ranks. In a fit of rage, he turned and left. Tell me, is it because I don't want to serve the country? ”

"I also went to join the army just now, and I heard that my family has a little land, so I insisted on paying a tael of gold for joining the army. I have never heard of a person who joins the army without paying money, but also paying fines. Zhang Fei roared angrily, and the sound was like a huge thunder at all. It seems that you will have to talk to him a little further in the future.

Weird. It's not the same thing at all from romance and TV series. Liu Guanzhang's first meeting did not begin like this. Old Man Luo and Producer Zhang Da are wrong.

"Why were you two fighting here just now?" I asked, confused.

"Fighting? Who said we were fighting. The two of us are competing for strength. Zhang Fei roared like thunder again.

This tone, absolute tenor. shouted like this, I was afraid that he would burst his throat. But what worries me more is that before that, my ears were deaf first.

"Whoever has the most strength will beat the head of the army." Although Guan Yu's voice was not loud, his sentences were sonorous. Compared with the two, it is more comfortable to listen to Guan Yu's speech.

"Whoever wins, it's always illegal to beat that leader." I reminded them both.

"What a bird law! Buying and selling officials, fish and meat people, is there still a law in this government? Zhang Fei spoke to the depths of his soul this time, and doubled his voice more and more.

"After beating the head of the army, it's a big deal to drift elsewhere. Nothing to be afraid of. Guan Yu said impassionedly.

What's the matter? In the future, you two will be the eldest and second eldest of my Five Tiger Generals. Either of you wanders somewhere else, and you're cutting my flesh and shedding my blood.

No, it seems that if I don't clean up the head of the army, these two future brothers will not follow me in peace.

"Come with me, both of you."

There are so many people here, of course, I can't let them know what I have in mind.

Guan and Zhang were stunned for a moment, they didn't mean to go with me, it seems that they still have to compete with each other to decide the winner.

I provoked with the method of agitation: "The two of you are cowards, and they also said that they would beat the head of the army, and they would brag about the prince." ”

"Just go, I'm afraid you won't make it." Zhang Fei followed first.

"What are you that I fear?" Guan Yu asked a rhetorical question and followed behind.

The two of them just followed me like this, and they will definitely mess with me in the future. Can you still fly out of my Liu Bei's Five Finger Mountain?

walked to the corner of the city to a remote and uninhabited place, and whispered: "With the skills of the two of you, act at night, put on night clothes, and touch his house, and the general doesn't know his mother." How's that, good idea, right? ”

When I secretly rejoiced in my cleverness, Guan and Zhang cast contemptuous eyes. Say as much as you despise it. Only then did I suddenly realize that the people of this era are the most justifiable.

Fortunately, his eyes rolled quickly: "I know that the two of you are chivalrous people, and they won't do this kind of thing." I tried it just now, and sure enough. ”

After saying this, he sighed secretly and finally came back.

"I still don't know who Brother Ren is?" Guan Yu finally asked my name. Haha, it's really the second brother of Guan, who has insight and strategy...... So happy. After all, he wanted to know who I was and that the relationship was expected to go on again.

"I am a relative of the Han family, surnamed Liu Mingbei, and the word Xuande. Today, I heard that the yellow turban is rampant, and there are aspirants to break the thief. It is difficult to become a forest alone, and I can't hate, so I came here to relax. "Haha, after listening to my good background, you two don't want to beg me to bow down.

Sure enough, Zhang Fei's swarthy face changed color first. yelled: "Okay, you thief." I listened to you a little bit before, but the idea just now was very bad, and I don't think you are a good person. And now it is. even pretended to be a member of the Han family, see if I don't teach you a lesson. ”

What? Teach me? I'm really Liu Bei. If it weren't for Liu Bei, I would have burned to death.

I can't help but shout in my heart: Tall director, you don't have this classic in your new romance, and it's also a false tooth!