Chapter 306: Homemade Mortars
At noon on Monday, at London's famous Ledbury restaurant, the bastard trio enjoyed a French meal.
Eating French food in the UK is a British fashion that has been passed down for many years.
Nicholson took a bite of the snail and asked, "Martin, did you get a girl in London?" ”
"Not yet." Martin's face was full of shame: "I have lost the face of the organization, and I will invite this meal today." ”
Leonardo was surprised: "Didn't even find the target? ”
Martin told the truth: "I have a crush on Scarlett Johansson from the lethal magic crew, but she's a vegetarian and I can't afford to mess with her." ”
Nicholson pointed at Martin, "Don't tell anyone else that you're messing with me, shame!" ”
Martin was helpless: "The best English Rose is older, Zeta-Jones, Beckinsale, Rachel Weisz, they are all older. ”
Leonardo got to the heart of the question: "Don't you like your 30s the most?" ”
"Slander!" Martin is also single-minded: "I just like to be nice and have a good body. ”
Nicholson picked up a napkin and wiped his mouth, and taught the two younger brothers: "You are still young, and you don't understand what the key is, technology!" You two fools, use your brains, good technology is the key! ”
He shook his head and stood up: "How did I make two stupid friends, hey......"
Martin asked, "You're going to leave us behind?" ”
"I'll go first." Nicholson packed his belongings: "I'm going to visit some old friends, and I don't have to wait for me at night, and I don't necessarily come back." ”
Leonardo shook his head: "It must be to meet women, to see and forget friends." ”
Nicholson didn't hear it and left.
Martin continued with lunch: "Leo, do you see? This is the boss of the trio, an old bastard. ”
Leonardo said, "We'll give a gift later." ”
After lunch, the two drove the same car to Pinewood Studios.
On the way, Martin made a phone call and said, "That's right, the old bastard went to the studio, and soon he will be on the set of "Mamma Mia." ”
Leonardo snorted coldly: "Needless to say, he definitely doesn't do good things." ”
Arriving at the parking lot outside the studio, Martin got out of the car and opened the trunk, took out a long bag and threw it to Leonardo, and carried another bag on his back.
The two took out their sunglasses and put them on, threw their long bags behind their backs, and walked side by side to the studio, like snipers about to leave.
At the same time, the crew of "Deadly Magic" is stationed.
Christian Bale ended the scene for the day, left the studio to remove her makeup, got out of the makeup trailer and met Cate Blanchett, who had come to visit Hugh Jackman.
"Come in?" Bell stood at the door of the trailer and invited.
Blanchett's stone-like face evoked a weird smile: "The Pinewood Studios are huge, and I remember one place being particularly famous. ”
"I know there, a lot of actors like to go." Bell beckoned and led Blanchett towards where the battery car was parked.
Blanchett automatically followed: "I heard you got rid of Martin Davis' audition on this crew?" ”
Bell got into the battery car, waited for Blanchett to sit aside, and said, "Heath is my friend, he has been wronged, I can help naturally." ”
There are many people in the circle who help each other, not only Martin.
Blanchett said: "Your positioning is somewhat similar to Martin Davis, this circle has limited resources, you have to fight if you can, you have to grab if you can. ”
Bell is also a star who has fought all the way, so he naturally understands these truths: "If I can grab it, I won't keep it." He laughed: "I'll keep an eye on Martin, I can't help the project he initiated, if it's another crew and role, we'll him." ”
On both sides of the road, some very old pine trees are starting to appear.
In the distance, a relatively sparse pine forest is visible.
This is the famous symbol of the pine forest studio, which is not only full of tall pine trees, but also a well-known field battlefield in the actor circle.
Hollywood crews and polite greetings are all too common, and some people are too frequent to inevitably seek a different kind of excitement, and the pine forest use style is inevitably closer to the university woods.
Bell was more mindful of the impact, stopped the car farther away, and walked along the road toward the woods with Blanchett like friends on a walk.
A battery car drove away.
Blanchett looked up and saw that the two people in the car were Jack Nicholson and Meryl Streep.
There are a lot of rumors about these two people in Hollywood, and you don't have to ask to know what they're going to do.
Blanchett itched unbearably and said, "Watch out for the two of them, let's pick a place near them and listen to their voices......"
Bell has been in this circle for 20 years, and he has a lot of experience, and he understands it as soon as he hears it: "It's super enjoyable to let the voices of the Oscar winners and actresses accompany us." ”
Blanchett laughed, and the laughter was unusually hearty.
On the other side, Nicholson and Streep went into the pine forest together.
A gust of wind blew, and it was exceptionally refreshing.
The two continued to walk inside, and Streep said, "I saw Martin the other day, how did you become friends with that bastard?" ”
"Because I'm a bastard too!" Nicholson is very self-aware: "He has a lot of fun, a lot of bad ideas, especially for me, since Marlon Brando went to see God and Warren Beatty got married, I haven't met a bad guy to play with in a long time." ”
Streep asked, "Lots of tricks?" Better than you? ”
Nicholson said of one thing: "I, Martin and Leo went to Heidi Klum's pre-wedding bachelorette party, and Martin made a trick that made everyone laugh so much that Heidi Krum even took the initiative to invite him to the wedding, ready to ......fight for it at the wedding."
Streep thought it was outrageous: "The two of them can't make black skins, can they?" ”
"Who knows." Nicholson said, "Is it there? ”
Streep pointed ahead, "Right here." ”
It was a large fallen tree, the tree was still alive, but the upward part was dented, the bark had been erased, and the exposed trunk was already pulped, smooth like a Wall Street bronze bull.
Not far away, Bell and Blanchett stopped, hid behind a tree, and like the pair in front, squirming and throwing clothes.
On the outskirts of the woods, a blonde girl from the crew of "Atonement" wanders like a ghost.
Saoirse Ronan's blonde hair is tied into a ponytail at the back of her head, and she has a digital camera around her neck, using the cover of the woods to find the wild mandarin ducks among them.
In her spare time from acting, she often comes here to play as a pastime.
Turning from the inside to the outside, Saoirse suddenly heard footsteps, quickly hid behind a large pine tree, and sneaked out to take a look.
Two men wearing sunglasses and carrying long bags were walking towards her.
Saoirse recognized them at a glance.
Leonardo and Martin Davis.
How did these two get here? Saoirse has been here for many days, and of course she knows what this place is famous for, so she can't help but think about it.
Entering the edge of the woods, Leonardo looked at the sparse pine forest and asked, "The place is huge, how do you find it?" ”
"Don't look carefully, we're bombarding indiscriminately." Martin unfastened his backpack, unzipped it, took out the wrist-thick steel pipe, and gave the order: "Leo, you be a loader!" ”
Leonardo also untied the bag, which was full of two kicks with fuses.
The steel pipe in Martin's hand is welded with two handles underneath, and a thin steel pipe is welded on the top, like a scope.
Leonardo asked, "Homemade?" Will it blow up? ”
Martin bragged the cow to the sky: "I and Lao Bu are handmade, cheap, leather, durable, and irritable!" ”
The two of them know Nicholson, and when the old man and Meryl Streep are together, they don't play too intense games, and they get along more gently and gently, even if they get into trouble, they are just starting.
Because of this, when in New York, I dared to throw firecrackers to scare people.
"Isn't this just a cut-and-cut-like homemade RPG?" Leonardo said: "You enjoy it first, and then I will fire a few shots." ”
Martin replied, "No problem. He pointed to the second kicker in his bag: "Get ready." ”
Leonardo took out the cigarette and lighter he had prepared in advance from his bag, took a step back and lit it, picked up a double kick, and prepared to light it.
Martin reminded, "Man, be careful, don't put your cigarettes in and stuff them in your mouth. ”
Leonardo looked down, if this thing was stuffed in his mouth......
Click-
There was a faint sound in front of him, Martin was particularly vigilant, he heard that it was the sound of the camera shutter, and thought that there were paparazzi mixed in, so the muzzle of the gun immediately turned around and said, "Who's in front?" Hurry up and get out, or I'm going to shoot! ”
There was no movement over there.
Martin gave Leonardo a look: "Leo, prepare the cannonballs!" ”
"Don't, don't fire!" Cill wasn't sure what Martin was holding in his hand, but when he heard the two of them discussing the bore and RPG and the like, he was a little scared to see the thick barrel, and hurried out: "I...... I'm just curious, come here and have a look. ”
Martin remembers her and met a few times in the restaurant, the cast of the "Atonement" crew.
When he approached, he asked, "Who are you?" What for? ”
The girl's eyes rolled.
As a professional liar, Martin could tell at a glance that she was going to lie, pointing to her camera: "I've seen you, don't force me to go to the crew to find you." ”
Saoirse can only honestly say: "My name is Saoirse Ronan, an actress. ”
Martin held out his hand: "Give me the camera." ”
Saoirse was very aggrieved and handed it over to Martin, who gave it to Leonardo, who looked at it and deleted the photo of him with Martin.
Martin slashed off the camera battery: "Don't run around, don't shoot around." ”
Saoirse picked up the camera, nodded hurriedly, and crouched next to Martin: "I'm right here, not going anywhere." ”
Martin looked at Leonardo: "Let's start." ”
Leonardo took a puff of his cigarette, picked up a double kicker, lit the apparently lengthened fuse, and looked at it before putting it into the barrel, so as not to shove it into his mouth for a moment.
Sure, he slipped the shell into the barrel.
Martin didn't know the exact location of the old bastard, but he knew the directions of several popular spots, and immediately turned the muzzle of the gun and tilted it slightly upward.
Saoirse plugged her ears.
With a muffled thud, Martin felt a slight jolt of the steel pipe, and the special second kick flew out quickly.
The next moment, the second kick hit a pine branch more than 60 meters away in front of the left, falling and exploding.
Boom –
Pink smoke rises.
There were too many crews stationed in the studio, and similar explosions were frequent and unnoticed.
Martin shouted, "Reload!" Fire! ”
Just as Martin's words were uttering, Leonardo had already lit another cannonball, which he shoved into the muzzle with his hands and feet.
In the distance, explosions rang out again, and red smoke rose from the air.
"Replace me! Replace me! Leonardo faintly heard the panicked voices of the wild mandarin ducks, and was inexplicably excited: "If you don't let me fire two more shots, there will be no chance." ”
Martin switched to Leonardo, and became a loader himself.
The two kicks ignited, stuffed in, and Leonardo controlled the direction.
The two cooperate tacitly.
Saoirse didn't block her ears anymore, and the two big stars in front of her completely broke her cognition.
This is a star, clearly two sand sculptures!
But she thought it was funny, and took advantage of the interval to ask, "Can you let me shoot a shot?" Hey, you two, can you let me shoot it! ”
Martin said, "Girl, don't think about firing a cannon at every turn!" ”
Saoirse pursed her lips.
"Which bastard is firing a cannon!" Suddenly, there was a roar in the woods.
Leonardo was not afraid of a big matter, turned the muzzle of the gun, and fired a shot in that direction.
There was a bang, and I saw a pair of strange men and women running for their lives with their clothes.
Martin's hands were super fast, the previous one had just finished firing, and the next one was stuffed into the barrel of the gun.
The explosion sounded several more times, startling I don't know how many pairs of mandarin ducks.
Nicholson and Streep were getting into the groove a little bit and were just getting into their hands when something suddenly exploded above their heads.
The adductor muscles of the latter tensed and almost cramped.
Frightened, Nicholson immediately turned into a slug and withdrew in time, avoiding physical injuries in addition to mental damage.
"Fake!" Nicholson scolded angrily: "It must be Martin and Leonardo, those two bastards!" ”
When Streep heard the names of these two people, his heart and liver trembled, and he picked up his clothes and didn't dare to stay any longer: "Let's go!" ”
Nicholson knew very well how much of a bastard he was, and how much of a bastard those two were, so he hurriedly pulled her away: "Go first, and then settle accounts with them later!" ”
Rumble!
Explosions rang out in mid-air behind them.
Just under a tree over there, Bell had reached the most critical moment, and when a cool breeze blew, the sound of an explosion sounded overhead, making his body tense subconsciously.
In recent months, in addition to filming and preparing for other roles, Bale has been working out like crazy, and next year he will shoot a sequel to Batman.
This is a super dedicated actor.
Several times in a short period of time, the muscles of his body tightened at the critical moment, plus the cold wind and explosion frightened, the muscle fatigue accumulated in his legs exploded instantly, and both legs cramped at the same time.
Bell's painful face was distorted, his arms and hands were unable to exert his strength, and Blanchett, who had been lifted up by him, lost his support and fell like a cannonball.
is also at a critical moment, Blanchett's body is also tense, and this fall is quite fatal.
Bell let out a terrible howl.
Almost at the same time, Blanchett also screamed.
She fell to the ground solidly, her smooth ass smashed on the dead branches, and tears of pain flowed out.
Bell couldn't stand, plopped and fell, and reached out to Blanchett: "Quick! Help me wrench my feet! I'm cramping......"
Blanchett struggled to his feet, and didn't care about anything else, so he went to help Bell first.
The wind blew the hem of the jacket, and where it was exposed, there were shocking traces of blue and purple.
That time, I fell hard enough!
The things on the ground hurt too.
"Bastard!" Blanchett lifted one of Bale's legs and wrenched him hard: "Which bastard did it!" ”
Bell was in terrible pain, but he gritted his teeth hard and stopped making a sound.
Blanchett asked, "I called someone to help?" ”
Bell gasped for a moment: "I'm fine, don't let people see it, I can't wear ...... for the time being." ”
These two people can only helplessly support each other.
(End of chapter)