Chapter 307: Someone Will Beat You to Death
At the edge of the pine forest, another kick flew out, blowing up a cloud of red mist.
Leonardo spotted two familiar figures through the gaps in the trees and said, "Jack and Meryl have run!" ”
Martin pulled up his backpack and said, "Let's go!" ”
Leonardo hurriedly packed the homemade mortar into his bag, followed Martin and walked out of the woods.
Saoirse Ronan reacted extremely quickly and immediately followed the two men.
Martin jumped into the battery car, followed by Leonardo.
"Wait for me!" Saoirse pounced.
When she got into the car, Martin drove forward.
Leonardo warned Saoirse: "Don't tell anyone about this today!" ”
Martin gestured with his hand: "The consequences are serious. ”
Thinking back to the bad things done by these two sand sculptures, Saoirse was a little worried, and nodded again and again: "I swear to God that I will never tell anyone." ”
Leonardo winked his eyes at Martin, but they didn't really care if anyone else knew.
But along the way, no one really noticed them.
Martin said again: "Your name is Saoirse Ronan, and you are filming on the atonement crew, I remember you." ”
Saoirse asked with a bitter face, "Can you forget me?" ”
Martin pointed to the digital camera hanging around her neck: "What are you doing in the pine forest?" ”
When it comes to privacy, Saoirse doesn't want to say.
Leonardo pulled a two-kick out of his pocket and looked Saoirse up and down, as if to see where the plug fits.
Saoirse hurriedly said: "I just think those people are messing around in the woods, it's very interesting to watch, I haven't had anything to do lately and come over to peek, today I have little play, so I took a camera and came over......"
Martin reached out: "Camera." ”
Saoirse hesitantly handed it to Martin: "Yours have been deleted." ”
Martin looked through the photos taken carefully, and it was indeed taken today, and said, "You will be beaten to death like this." ”
Saoirse is also an actress and understands what Martin meant: "You don't tell anyone else, do you?" ”
Leonardo deliberately teased her: "That's up to you to do it." ”
Saoirse unconsciously retracted her body, wanting to jump out of the car, and worried about the camera, she couldn't help but regret that she shouldn't be a voyeur......
Martin saw that Leonardo was a bad guy and decided to be a good guy: "Leo means you're going to give us some good." He had seen the bosom big sister, so he naturally cut into the role of the bosom big brother: "In this way, you invite me to have a good meal with Leo, and we shouldn't know about it." ”
Saoirse hurried to feel in her pockets.
Martin said: "It's okay to peep, it's okay to play, don't take pictures, you'll be killed." ”
This man is much better than Leonardo! Saoirse nodded, took out less than five pounds of change from her pocket, and said, "Why don't I treat you to ice cream?" ”
Leonardo said, "Yes. ”
The companions should have come down, and Martin said no more, and drove out a little further, and the car stopped in front of the ice cream shop on the outskirts of the commercial town.
Leonardo covered the two bags and followed Martin and Saoirse into the store.
The three of them each asked for a regular ice cream, and Saoirse paid for it, sat down at the table by the glass curtain wall, and ate it unhurriedly.
Leonardo reminded Martin: "Look outside. ”
Martin had seen that there were scattered people coming back from the north, mostly in a bit of a mess.
Saoirse scooped up a scoop of ice cream, gulped it down, and said, "I've seen these people today, in the woods, following Nicholson and Streep. ”
Leonardo said: "How old are you to be a voyeur, and you plan to be a voyeur in the future?" ”
Saoirse was a little afraid of Leonardo and didn't dare to answer.
"Old Jack is here." Just as Martin was alerted, a battery cart whizzed away from the door of the ice cream parlor with Nicholson and Streep in the car.
Except for some dirt and dust on their clothes, there was nothing unusual about the two of them.
Leonardo said: "Jack will definitely thank us for this special gift. ”
"He can't thank us properly and give him more expensive gifts next time." Martin felt that today's ice cream was particularly cool: "I think Jack must have liked our gift. ”
Leonardo pointed in the direction where the battery car disappeared: "I saw it, he was very happy." ”
The three of them ate very slowly, especially watching the people from the north passing by, and they only felt that the ice cream was particularly delicious.
After a while, the last battery car drove from the north, not to mention the speed, and the car ran crookedly, as if the driver was drunk.
The battery car stopped in front of the nearest ice cream shop, and Bell and Blanchett in the car got out of the car extremely slowly as if they were slowing down the camera, and limped into the store.
"Find a place to sit and rest." "I called my assistant and she ...... in a minute," Bell said.
At this point, he stopped automatically because he saw Martin.
Blanchett found that in addition to Martin, there was also Leonardo, and pulled down Bale: "Rest first." ”
Bell sat down with great difficulty, his cramped leg was very uncomfortable.
What's worse is that the vital point was pulled by Blanchett when he fell, and it hurt to tear.
Blanchett sat down, her ass just touching the hard plastic chair, bouncing up, and feeling a hot pain.
In the woods, my ass hit the ground first, and I fell too hard.
With Martin and Leonardo, as well as the ice cream parlor staff, everyone's eyes turned to them.
"Get me a soft cushion, thanks." Blanchett deserves to be a top-notch actor, he didn't show anything out of the ordinary, and still maintained his demeanor.
The waiter brought a soft cushion over.
Blanchett gave a tip first, the little half of the ass that didn't hurt too much, and sat on the mat.
Saoirse's voice was kept to the lowest level, faintly flattering: "I saw them in the pinewoods, they followed Jack Nicholson and Meryl Streep ......"
As soon as these words came out, Martin and Leonardo roughly guessed what might have happened.
Martin gave Leonardo a look.
The bastard and the bastard have a tacit understanding, and Leonardo didn't care about the feelings of these British actors, turned his head and asked, "Chris, injured?" Can I help you? ”
Martin observed very carefully, and then said: "Kate, I don't see that you are not feeling well, if there is anything you need to help with, just say." ”
Blanchett didn't have a good impression of Martin, and said with a straight face: "No need. ”
Martin was particularly friendly: "If you need to say it, Leo and I are here. ”
Blanchett nodded slightly, because his butt hurt too much, his face was not very good-looking after all.
The waiter in the shop whispered.
"Martin and Leonardo are so nice, especially gentlemanly."
"That Blanchett is ugly, it's still so bad."
"The Sun's reporters are right in front of the studio, waiting for the end of the day to sell them the news!"
Hurried footsteps at the door interrupted the women's private conversation, and the two men ran into the store and came to Blanchett and Bell.
The latter two whispered a few words, and their assistants each helped the boss out of the ice cream parlor.
After the men left, the three Martins finished their ice cream and went out of the store together.
Getting into the battery car, Leonardo asked, "Kid, where are you going?" ”
Saoirse didn't want to face the somewhat fierce Leonardo, so she tugged at the amiable Martin's sleeve: "Can you send me back to the atonement crew?" ”
Martin knew where the Atonement crew was stationed, and the battery car drove that way.
Seeing that Martin was in a good attitude, Saoirse asked again, "Can I take a picture with you later?" I especially like the summer of jeans you played. ”
The battery car travels through the service area town to a medium-sized sound stage.
Saoirse got out of the car, pulled Martin, and asked Leonardo to help take a group photo.
Then, she waved at Martin, "Goodbye, Martin." ”
Saoirse ignored Leonardo and ran into the studio.
Leonardo got into the driver's seat and said, "I found out, Nicholson should give up the bastard boss's position, you're more bastards than him." ”
Martin got on the car and spread his hands: "Less slander, bastard trio ranking, Nicholson is the boss, then you, and finally me." ”
Leonardo looked back at the studio where the Atonement crew was located: "Saoirse Ronan, I don't know how old it is?" ”
Martin couldn't help but shake his head: "Sure enough, the most bastard person will have the most dirty thoughts!" Leo, please don't be so shameless, plotting against a little girl! ”
Leonardo was laughed at angrily, and wanted to drag this bastard to hit the tree together: "How can I know someone like you!" ”
Martin said lightly: "Because we are the same kind of people. ”
Leonardo was powerless to refute.
The two handed over their homemade weapons to Bruce to deal with, and hurried out of the studio to flash people, all the way back to the hotel where they were staying.
After less than an hour of waiting, Nicholson returned unexpectedly.
"Hey, Jack, what's wrong?" Leonardo automatically asked, "Is your face so ugly?" ”
Nicholson took off his sunglasses, threw them on the table, looked at Martin, then at Leonardo, and asked, "Say, what did you two do?" ”
Leonardo habitually glared: "What did you do?" We ......"
Nicholson pointed to his eyebrows, "You're acting." ”
Martin was helpless: "Leo, can you fight for a breath and make some progress?" Can you do without your triple move? dragged someone from the street, and everyone knew that Leonardo frowned and stared and roared when he acted! ”
Nicholson shook his head: "The Oscar judges will not vote for you unless they are blind." ”
"That's it!" Martin grabbed Nicholson's shoulder: "His level is too poor, during the awards season PR, you say more good things for me, don't bother Leo." ”
The despised Leonardo suddenly found that something was not right, Martin should have been with him, why did he stand on Nicholson's side?
Could this man be a little more shameless?
Leonardo decided that he had to find time to talk to Nicholson and tell him to step up the boss, after all, the bastard trio was the most asshole to be the boss.
Actually, it doesn't matter if you're a jerk or not, it's mainly fun.
After all, to his extent, having fun is the true meaning of life.
It's the same with changing women, and it's the same with bad things.
(End of chapter)