Chapter 329: The Shanqing Clan
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"Xiao Ming met cannibals in Africa and joined Kenda Chicken for a luxurious lunch. Yi Zhangyi looked at Lin Ziye with a smile.
Lin Ziye looked up at Yi Zhangyi, and then asked, "What is Ken Chicken?"
"A very popular fried food ...... on the market" Yi Zhangyi replied casually: "Master, this is not the point, do you understand this joke?"
"Is this a joke?" Lin Ziye asked rhetorically.
Yi Zhangyi said: "Of course, I live by this joke!"
This is a joke that Yi Zhangyi saw when he was on the Internet a long time ago, and Yi Zhangyi relied on a low enough laugh point to enshrine this cold joke as the funniest joke he has ever seen.
However, Lin Ziye, who was lower than Yi Zhangyi's laughter, was indifferent to this joke, why is this?!
So Yi Zhangyi analyzed that the reason why Lin Ziye didn't laugh was because Lin Ziye was not very familiar with Ken Playing Chicken, otherwise he would definitely laugh.
Well, I'll tell her a common joke and see if I can make her laugh!
"Then I'll tell you one more!" Yi Zhangyi frowned, and suddenly thought of one.
"Hmm!"
Xiao Ming's mother said that Xiao Ming's head looked like a kite, and then Xiao Ming cried and ran away, and gradually, Xiao Ming flew up...... Hahahaha......"
After speaking, Yi Zhangyi held his stomach and laughed.
"Didn't Xiao Ming already join Ken Fighting Chicken, why did he fly up again now?" Lin Ziye was puzzled by this.
Yi Zhangyi listened, with a smile on his face, and then said: "Master, what I want to say is that this is another Xiao Ming ......"
"Oh, there are so many people named Xiao Ming on the earth...... Lin Ziye said with understanding.
"Hehehehehe......"
Yi Zhangyi laughed helplessly: "Master, it seems that your low laughter is really different from mine......
"I thought you were going to tell me some jokes, it turned out to be such boring words...... Lin Ziye shook his head and said, "Please don't talk to me about such boring words in the future, it's so boring......"
Yi Zhangyi lowered his head, pondered for a while, and then raised his head and said, "Master, let's go in, the main door has been opened." ”
"Hmm!" After speaking, Lin Ziye walked ahead.
After passing through the gate of the mountain green and entering the inside, Yi Zhangyi really understood the meaning of the sentence 'looking horizontally as a peak on the side of the ridge, and the distance and the height are different'.
The perspective of the overhead and the perspective of the immersive are absolutely different.
If the feeling of overlooking the two is spectacular, then the immersive feeling can only be magnificent.
Among the Shanqing people, there are all large buildings, especially metal buildings.
The architectural style is also very different from that of the Mangshan family.
The buildings with a metallic atmosphere, some emit a cold atmosphere, and some exude a gentle atmosphere, but no matter what kind of tone, the feeling of cross-joining makes Yi Zhangyi and the two people walking on the streets of the Shanqing family feel extremely harmonious and harmonious.
The copper wall is impregnable, and it is as solid as gold, which is probably the truth.
Of course, in addition to architecture, the 'casting technique' of the Shanqing clan is embodied in other aspects.
Large carts, barrels, door frames, wooden basins, bamboo baskets, small wooden handles, crutches, kitchen utensils, farm tools and other objects, all have metal inlays on them for reinforcement and durability.
Yi Zhangyi said in his heart, because he has innate advantages, so he will show his talents in all aspects.
On the streets of Shanqing, in addition to pedestrians, from time to time from the alleys came out of the orderly army, looking so imposing.
From this aspect alone, far from it, at least it is more decent than that of the Mangshan clan!
"Where is the patriarch?" asked Lin Ziye.
He Lin Ziye walked back and forth on these streets a few times, only to suddenly realize that he was almost going in circles, and in fact he had not walked far.
Yi Zhangyi was also a little depressed, originally thought that the structure here should be similar to that of Mangshan, so he looked for it here alone without asking where the fat and thin patriarch was just now.
However, Yi Zhangyi and Lin Ziye, who were somewhat road blind, could not get rid of this kind of prison in circles, and at this time, Lin Ziye was already a little complaining.
I already knew that the fat and thin two would lead the way, and we were honored guests in the end!
However, the fat and thin two still have work to do, how can they take time out to lead the way?
Besides, people are the 'guardians of the fortress', so they can't take other people's profession lightly.
Oh......
Yi Zhangyi repeated the words 'Fortress Patron Saint' several times, and said in his heart: I seem to know where this joke is.
Ahem, back to business.
"Don't worry, we will know the location of the patriarch sooner or later, we are here, just for fun!" Yi Zhangyi said to Lin Ziye with a smile.
"I don't know who was out there and eagerly told me that I had to complete the task immediately when I came here, and then left......" Lin Ziye glanced at Yi Zhangyi with disdain.
Yi Zhangyi was speechless for a while, and said: "Master, be a man, don't record everything I say like a tape recorder, and then put it on me when I don't want to listen to it, it's easy to make people embarrassed......"
Lin Ziye glanced at Yi Zhangyi, "Am I a human ......?"
Yi Zhangyi was choked by Lin Ziye's words, and said in his heart: I was speechless......
"Let's find someone to ask......" Yi Zhangyi had no choice but to say this to change the topic.
As he spoke, a mountain green man happened to come in front of him, Yi Zhangyi said that the opportunity had come, and hurriedly stopped him and said, "This benevolent brother, please stop!"
The visitor was stunned for a moment, then stopped and said, "You...... What's the matter?"
"We have just arrived, and we have something to do with the patriarch, I don't know where the patriarch lives?"
The visitor took a closer look at Yi Zhangyi and Lin Ziye's costumes, and then noticed that the costumes of the two were slightly different from those of their Shanqing clan, and said, "Are you from the Mangshan clan?"
This reaction is almost the same as the reaction of the 'Fortress Patron Saint', in modern parlance, it is "God Synchronization"!
Before leaving, the patriarch of Mangshan prepared two sets of unisex costumes for Yi Zhangyi and Lin Ziye, so that when performing the task, they would not cause unnecessary trouble due to clothing problems.
When the two of them put on these two sets of Mangshan costumes, they instantly felt a little cross-ed, wearing the clothes of the ancients, eating the food of the ancients, and doing the things of the ancients, which had a unique flavor.
What made Yi Zhangyi feel very crying and laughing was that the people in Mangshan were wearing such clothes, that is, men and women wore the same, which made Yi Zhangyi instantly think of school uniforms.
Indeed, school uniforms do illustrate this phenomenon.
However, there is another way of saying this school uniform in the world, that is, a couple's outfit.
Wearing the same clothes as Lin Ziye, although Yi Zhangyi feels weird, he can be infinitely crooked in his spare time.
The costumes of the Mangshan clan and the Shanqing clan are also about the same, but the pattern signs painted on them are not the same.
Joke, have you ever seen the same uniform in different schools?
Yi Zhangyi nodded, arched his hand and said, "Hello friend......
The visitor said politely: "Of course I know the residence of this patriarch, since you have something to do with him, then I will take you there, you know, neglecting the guests, the consequences are unimaginable......"
Well, it's all about that.
Originally, I thought that only the 'Fortress Guardian Spirit' would be afraid of the patriarch, but I didn't expect that even this passer-by would be afraid of the patriarch.
In other words, how important is this patriarch to the etiquette of the Shanqing clan, or is this Shanqing patriarch a character who is not easy to mess with?!
In any case, you still have to meet the patriarch before you can make up your mind!
"Well, I can't thank you enough!" Yi Zhangyi smiled.
The person who came also nodded, and then made a gesture of invitation, and said to Yi Zhangyi and the others: "Come with me." ”
With that, he walked in a different direction.
Five minutes later, someone came to bring Yi Zhangyi and the others to a gate, and said to Yi Zhangyi: "This is the residence of the patriarch, you go in, I still have something to do, so I won't accompany you!"
Yi Zhangyi thought about it, then nodded, signaled, and walked in the direction where the person came.
"Not to mention, the people here are really enthusiastic!" Lin Ziye said to Yi Zhangyi.
"Enthusiasm is enthusiastic, but I feel that it should be the patriarch's control is more powerful," Yi Zhangyi paused, and then said: "Let's go in, I want to see if this patriarch has three heads and six arms or is fierce." ”
"Hmm!"
Squeak......
The door opened, and inside the room was a passageway, like ...... Oh, and it's like a church-like passageway, with seats on both sides.
At the end of the pathway, there were two people, standing outside a door.
"Oh, the patriarch should be in that room!" Yi Zhangyi said with a sigh.
Without saying a word, the two walked forward, and Yi Zhangyi immediately took out his gold medal arrow again, and when he arrived in front of the guard, he placed the golden arrow directly in front of the guard.
"We are from the Mangshan clan, we want to meet the patriarch, we have important things to discuss, I hope you can inform the patriarch!" Yi Zhangyi said.
"Wait a minute!"
The guard glanced at Yi Zhangyi at the arrow in his hand, and his eyes suddenly glowed, and he immediately opened the door and walked in.
In less than half a minute, the guard opened the door from the inside, and then respectfully welcomed Yi Zhangyi and the others in.
"Please come in, patriarch please!" the guard said, bowing his head.
"Hmm!"
Nodding, the two walked in.
Yi Zhangyi's pupils stared at the boss, and what attracted him was not the incomparably luxurious decoration in the interior, but the simple bed that could not be more simple in front of the door.
Not worthy, not worthy at all!
However, what surprised Yi Zhangyi and the others even more was that the patriarch was actually lying on the bed at the moment, looking at them with a smile on his face.