Chapter 328: On Lin Ziye's Laughter
"Too much deception!!
The thin man shouted, the long pole stabbed in his hand, and rushed towards Yi Zhangyi.
Seeing this, Yi Zhangyi unhurriedly took out the gold medal arrow from his arms (I really don't know if he is too heavy, he is so creative to put the gold medal arrow in his arms), stretched out his hand forward, and shouted.
"Do you recognize this?"
Thorn ......
There was a heavy friction between his heel and the ground, and the thin man, although he was quite impulsive, stopped his foot and withdrew his weapon in time.
"Arrows?"
The thin man blurted out and made his debut.
The fat man also walked over when he heard the sound, looked carefully at the thing in Yi Zhangyi's hand, and then asked with the same puzzled mood: "How can you have my clan's gold medal arrow?"
"Yes, you are not from my clan, why do you hold this thing......?" The thin man was vigilant again, compared the long pole spike in front of Yi Zhangyi, and questioned: "Have you infiltrated my clan?"
"Even if you know the goods, but your association ability is a little worse!" Yi Zhangyi ignored their questions for the time being, put the gold medal arrow back in his arms again, and then continued: "This thing is indeed made by you, however, the right to use it is not only your people, I will give you another chance to guess our identity." ”
The fat and thin two glanced at each other, then their pupils widened, and they asked Yi Zhangyi, "Could it be that you are ......?"
Yi Zhangyi looked at them, the two paused, and then said, "Are you friends in Mangshan?"
Yi Zhangyi looked at them with a smile, nodded, and said, "Now that you all know, shouldn't you take this spear?"
The thin man was stunned, and the fat man patted the thin man hard, and scolded: "What kind of god are you stunned, why don't you hurry up and be respectful?" If you let the patriarch know that you have neglected the guest, you know the consequences......
The thin man's eyes were in a trance, he withdrew his weapon like lightning, greeted people with a smile, and said respectfully to Yi Zhangyi: "I don't know if the distinguished guest is coming, and I still look at Haihan......"
Yi Zhangyi laughed in his heart, and said that this woman's face change is like changing the sky, and the speed at which this thin man changes her face is no worse than that of a woman.
Before Yi Zhangyi could speak, the fat man glared at the thin man fiercely, obviously very dissatisfied with what he had just said, so he hurriedly stepped forward and said to Yi Zhangyi with a more flattering expression: "It really makes you laugh, this is my little brother, I don't know anything, I hope that you don't care about the villain, the prime minister can support the boat in his belly, and ride the boat on the side of the boat...... Just assume that what just happened doesn't exist, okay?"
The fat man was babbling nonsense, Yi Zhangyi could hear what he meant without listening to it, isn't it just flattery and sycophancy? !
Having said that, this fat man has a good ability to see the wind and steer, and he is obviously more able to speak than this thin man.
Yi Zhangyi originally wanted to tease these two guys, but the current appearance of these two guys made Yi Zhangyi very puzzled, is it really so strict to snub the guests, as for the fat man who is so low-voiced?
If that's the case, then ......
"Ahem...... Yi Zhangyi coughed a few times, then straightened his waist and said to the two with a stern expression: "This...... The Mangshan and Shanqing have always been friendly countries, but it is ...... that we, as guests of the neighbors, have been treated unfairly before we even enter the clan."
Yi Zhangyi thought about the words, but he couldn't think of any high-end words for a while, so he said depressedly: "It's true, it makes people's mood bad all day......
Then Yi Zhangyi shook his head, his face full of sadness.
When the two saw Yi Zhangyi like this, they hurriedly stepped forward and said to Yi Zhangyi: "Please don't do this, if you let the patriarch and his old man know, the consequences will be unimaginable......
"What consequences?" Yi Zhangyi asked.
The two hesitated for a moment, and then said to Yi Zhangyi: "You two will know after you two go in, but please be merciful......
Yi Zhangyi's eyes rolled, and he thought that no matter how much he asked here, he couldn't ask a long or short question, so he dispelled the idea of asking, but Yi Zhangyi was not depressed and said:
"I'm a good talker, the key is my master, she's an old man who can't talk, you'd better say hello to her......" Yi Zhangyi gestured to the two of them in the direction of Lin Ziye, and said.
"Huh?" The thin man's expression was obviously stagnant, then the corners of his mouth twitched, and he glanced at the fat man, the fat man spread his hands, and the two of them immediately walked in the direction of Lin Ziye behind Yi Zhangyi.
To say that Yi Zhangyi's first impression of these two people is relatively good, and Lin Ziye is the most distressing place for the fat and thin two.
Lin Ziye's silver bell-like laughter constantly hit the auditory nerves of the two, not to mention making the two of them miserable, Yi Zhangyi also didn't know what he meant, why did Lin Ziye laugh so much? There is no obvious laugh......
Could it be that you ate something 'laughing grass?' or was someone laughing at it?
After a while, Lin Ziye came to his senses and said to Yi Zhangyi, "Xiaoyi, didn't you notice?"
"What did you find?" Yi Zhangyi asked.
"The two of them, it's so funny, it's so funny......" Lin Ziye still had a smile on his face.
Yi Zhangyi raised his forehead and said: "Master, to be honest, I didn't see it......"
"Girl, please don't laugh, okay?" said the thin man Vino, "We are furious when we laugh, right?"
The latter sentence was said by the thin man to the fat man.
The fat man nodded, agreeing with the thin man.
"Okay, okay, it's okay if I don't laugh anymore, giggle......" Lin Ziye covered his mouth.
The two of them glanced at Lin Ziye very depressedly, and said, "I hope you can forgive us for our previous presumptuousness, but please tell us, where did we make you laugh, do you have rice grains on your face?"
The two looked at each other, proving that the hypothesis was not true.
Lin Ziye covered his mouth and muttered, "It's okay if you don't mention it, as soon as I mention this, I want to laugh again......"
Yi Zhangyi listened, stroked Lin Ziye's back, and then asked, "Master, take it easy, I don't want to practice here alone......
Yi Zhangyi's implication is that if Lin Ziye continues to laugh like this, he will definitely laugh until he vomits blood.
Lin Ziye pressed Yi Zhangyi's shoulder, trying to stop laughing, and then reluctantly said: "What you said before, the position, is very ...... Giggle...... It's funny......"
"Position?" the two looked at each other.
The thin man frowned and said, "Do you mean 'Fortress Patron Saint'?"
Suddenly, Lin Ziye's feet slipped and he fell to the ground.
Fortunately, Yi Zhangyi's eyes were quick, and he grabbed her arm at once, and with a light tug of it, he dragged Lin Ziye up.
"Master, you ......" Yi Zhangyi didn't know what to say, looking at it like this, it seemed that whatever Yi Zhangyi said could cause Lin Ziye to laugh.
Lin Ziye held her stomach with one hand, while breathing rapidly, tears flowed out of the corners of her eyes, Yi Zhangyi's heart ached, and tears flowed out.
The two of them hurriedly stepped forward, ready to greet Lin Ziye with cold and warmth, Yi Zhangyi stopped them and said, "My master has become like this because of the two of you, I hope you two will disappear in front of our eyes quickly, and then open the city gate, and we will go in." ”
Before the two could talk, Yi Zhangyi said to himself: "There is a doctor in your clan, right?"
The two nodded, and after Yi Zhangyi waved his hand, they immediately disappeared in front of Yi Zhangyi.
After a long while, Lin Ziye eased up again, with tears in his eyes, and said to Yi Zhangyi: "No, no, no......"
"Master, won't you......" Yi Zhangyi watched Lin Ziye's breathing change from fast to slow, and his heart should be a sign of ease, but Lin Ziye said, 'No', what does this mean, does it ......
Lin Ziye broke free of Yi Zhangyi, then propped up his body, exhaled a few breaths heavily, and then said to Yi Zhangyi: "Whew...... Xiao Yi, you are so good, in this dangerous situation, you can take such good care of me......"
Yi Zhangyi shook his head, and then said, "Master, you scared me to death, I thought you were ...... Don't talk to me about dispensable nonsense like this in the future, time is precious, just tell me, what's wrong with you, why are you laughing so much, there's no laughing point here......"
"How can there be no laughter, let me ask you, do you remember the positions that the two of them said before?" Lin Ziye asked.
At this time, Lin Ziye, whether in terms of tone or tone, almost recovered from his previous state, and sure enough, Lin Ziye's laughter had something to do with these two people, and as soon as these two people left, it seemed that the laughter would follow.
Yi Zhangyi nodded.
"Don't you understand, I'm so clear......" Lin Ziye frowned and said to Yi Zhangyi.
Yi Zhangyi shook his head.
Lin Ziye stretched out his hand and knocked on Yi Zhangyi's head, and said, "Why are you so stupid, they say that they are the 'Guardian Saints of the Fortress', isn't that funny?"
"So?" Yi Zhangyi asked, spreading his hands.
"Just with the two of them, one fat and one thin, they dare to be called the guardian 'gods' of the fortress, giggle......" Lin Ziye laughed again, and then said: "It's almost laughing at me......"
Yi Zhangyi was stunned and looked at Lin Ziye with the eyes of a monster.
"Hey......"
Wu, Yi Zhangyi sighed, "Master, I haven't noticed that your laughter is actually lower than mine, is it because I am not humorous enough?"
Lin Ziye glanced at him and said, "I don't see anything funny about you, I just see that you are stupid......"
"Oh......" Yi Zhangyi responded.
"Hey?" Yi Zhangyi suddenly became embarrassed and said to Lin Ziye: "You said I wasn't humorous enough, so okay, how about I tell you a joke and see if I can make you laugh again." ”
Lin Ziye hooked his hand to Yi Zhangyi, "Just come!"