Chapter 3 Listen to my advice, you can't be buried here
"Family, have you ever seen the popular little fresh meat carrying the coffin? Go and watch "Star Revealed". ”
"It's really fake, how can Xiao Xianrou dare to carry the coffin? I'll take a look. ”
"Tuan Tuan, wait a minute, I'll go and watch and I'll be back in the next minute."
"Old woman, you play by yourself first, and I'll go back when I go."
For a while, the sailors in the major live broadcast rooms rushed to the live broadcast room of "Star Revealed" to watch after hearing the news, so that the popularity of the live broadcast rooms of other anchors suddenly declined.
What makes the major anchors laugh even more is that those sailors who said they would come back soon are all meat buns and dogs and never come back.
Seeing that the popularity of the live broadcast room has fallen unremarkably, many anchors simply went to the live broadcast room of "Star Revealed" to check the room.
And those sailors who came to watch, as soon as they entered the live broadcast room, they saw that Xu Kun was really carrying the coffin, and the barrage boiled directly.
"I'm going, I'm really carrying the coffin, isn't this a face change?"
"This coffin is fake, right? Can Xu Kun's sissy carry the real coffin? I've heard that the real coffin is 800 pounds, to say the least. ”
"Don't you be embarrassed in front of you, look at Xu Kun's muscles before you speak."
When many newcomers saw the barrage, they immediately took a closer look at Xu Kun, and were immediately startled by his perfectly streamlined muscles.
"This is Xu Kun? Am I not dazzled?"
"This is what the Internet says weakly? This special meow is ten times better than my grandfather, okay. ”
"Sure enough, the marketing account didn't have a word of truth."
"Xu Kun, I have wronged you, and I will never black your sissy again in the future."
For a while, the barrage was full of apologies, of course, most of these apologies were just playing stalks, but Xu Kun's reputation did reverse a lot.
It's just that Xu Kun didn't know anything about all this at this time, and he was carrying the coffin with all his heart.
Before the system transformation, Xu Kun's physical fitness was not bad, and after the system was strengthened, his physical fitness was directly more than doubled.
And his shoulder muscles are completely adapted to the need to carry the coffin, and he doesn't feel any pain at all, at this time he only feels hearty, and even hopes to lift it for a while.
Just when he was devoting himself to the promising career of carrying the coffin, the system's prompt suddenly sounded in his ears.
"If the host's qi value is detected to exceed 100,000, a random professional specialization will be rewarded."
"Random class has been triggered, Awaken Geographer."
"Geographer: A gold-seeking point, a good luck and evil, a profession in the underworld that knows the five elements through yin and yang."
The next moment, a huge amount of knowledge poured into Xu Kun's mind again.
After Xu Kun quickly accepted and absorbed this knowledge, he couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth.
The professions awakened by this system are really enough for the underworld, and it really deserves to be the career system of the underworld.
complained in his heart, Mrs. Shu's coffin also happened to be in front of the tomb dug in advance, and with Xu Dayou's shout, 8 Donkey Kong was ready to put the coffin into it.
However, just when Xu Dayou was about to shout to fall into the coffin, Xu Kun frowned fiercely, and then shouted: "Wait for Uncle Dayou." ”
Hearing this, Xu Da was stunned and looked at Xu Kun a little blankly.
"What's wrong Xiao Kun?"
"This place can't be left in coffins."
As soon as Xu Kun's words came out, the scene suddenly quieted down.
But the next moment, a middle-aged man jumped out and shouted, "What do you know about this little brat? Mao didn't even grow up, so he dared to talk nonsense here? This place is surrounded by mountains and rivers, is a rare blessed land, do you know? ”
The person who spoke was the local geographer, commonly known as Mr. Feng Shui, and he was naturally anxious when he heard Xu Kun question his profession.
At this time, the barrage also instantly popped up countless question marks.
"What is Xu Kun doing? What kind of mess is he making when people do funerals! ”
"It's just that you dare to jump out of the limelight without understanding anything, this is a disease, right?"
"It seems that the Internet said that he loved to be in the limelight and did not wronged him."
"I just changed my opinion of him a little bit, and now I realize that I think too much."
However, Xu Kun said very calmly: "This place is indeed surrounded by mountains and rivers, but our village is located on the slope of the mountain, facing the river in the east, and the back is backed by the mountains. ”
Hearing Xu Kun's words, the villagers present instantly whispered, because although their village is located in a mountainous area, the economic situation is indeed quite good, otherwise Xu Kun would not have the opportunity to be a star, you must know that being a star is very expensive.
At this time, Xu Kun continued: "It's just that everything in this world has advantages and disadvantages, and this kind of immortal water splashing bureau is the same, its advantage is that our village is blessed and worry-free, and the disadvantages will make most of the people in the village sick." ”
As soon as these words came out, the villagers present immediately looked at each other again, and the expressions on their faces became more and more believing.
Because the villagers of their village are indeed generally not in good health.
Xu Kun ignored their reactions and continued, "This point is explained by scientific principles, that is, the moisture brought by the river wind is blocked by the high mountains and has been gathering here, and finally forms a miasma, and everyone should be very clear about the harm of miasma. So the people in the village are generally not in good health. ”
"And this kind of feng shui bureau also has a great taboo, that is, people must not be buried after death, so the previous cemeteries in our village were all selected on the stone mountain, and even left ancestral teachings, the coffin touched the soil, and the whole village was slaughtered."
At this moment, even the geographer's face changed.
Because Xu Kun and their village do have this ancestral teaching, and they were indeed buried on the stone mountain before, but that kind of cemetery often needs to be prepared for a long time in advance, after all, it is not easy to dig out a tomb on the stone mountain.
Especially in recent years, there are fewer and fewer young people in the village, and they can't find people to prepare the cemetery in advance.
However, because the state generally does not allow burials now, they are directly cremated and sent to the cemetery.
So this ancestral precept was gradually forgotten by everyone, and at this time, Xu Kun suddenly mentioned it, and they suddenly remembered it.
At this time, Mrs. Shu's relatives looked at the geographer's gaze a little unkindly.
If it weren't for Xu Kun's reminder this time, they would really have made a big mistake.
Although everyone doesn't quite believe that the ancestral teachings will come true now, this kind of thing has always been rather believed than believed.
And the geographer hurriedly quibbled in the face of everyone's doubts.
"It's a bunch of nonsense, Zu Xun said that the coffin touches the soil, that is to say that the coffin cannot fall to the ground in the process of carrying the coffin, what do you know about a child who has not grown hair, in this nonsense, if you delay the burial auspicious time, can you bear it?"
Listening to the words of the geographer, the expressions of Mrs. Shu's relatives suddenly changed again.
Xu Kun's words just now really convinced them, but the question raised by the geographer was also very realistic.
Now that the coffins have been carried here, they can't be carried back again, and then dig the stone burial chamber again, which is not realistic at all.
For a while, the main family couldn't help but fall into a dilemma.
At this time, Xu Kun spoke again: "That's it, the filial son of the main family, I'll teach you a mantra, you follow it, and then go to the cemetery to ask for incense, and then you will know what to do." ”
The filial son of the main family hesitated, glanced at the geographer, and finally gritted his teeth, handed the filial piety stick in his hand to another brother, and he said according to Xu Kun, and then knelt three times in front of the cemetery and lit a stick of incense.
At the moment when the incense was lit, the smoke did not float upward, but spiraled straight into the ground.
Seeing this scene, the scene was instantly stunned, and the live broadcast room had exploded directly at this time.