"Damn, what's going on?"

"Damn, this is a special effect, but why do I feel furious when I see it."

"No, how can I see the effect of horror movies when I watch a variety show?"

"This fragrance is too weird!"

At this moment, the barrage was all blown up, although everyone shouted that they didn't believe in ghosts and gods, but in fact, they were more afraid of ghosts than anyone else.

Those who scolded Xu Kun for being in the limelight before will also pretend to be dead.

And the relatives of Mrs. Shu looked at the geographer at this time, and their eyes became extremely unkind.

Fools can see that this situation is not normal, although they don't understand what is going on, but it is obviously not a good sign, and they almost made a big mistake stupidly.

At this time, Xu Kanggui, the eldest son of Mrs. Shu, stood up and hurriedly ran to Xu Kun, and asked anxiously: "Xiao Kun, what do you say you should do now?" You can't carry the coffin back again, right? ”

Xu Kun shook his head and said: "Of course not, the funeral can't go back, now you ask people to find four stools, eight wooden basins, and then find a 2mX2m white cloth, let's stop here." ”

At this time, Xu Kanggui had already obeyed Xu Kunyan, and he directly found someone to do it without saying a word, and the geographer didn't dare to force him at all at this time, and shrunk his neck the whole time, for fear that others would notice him.

After waiting for a while, the helpers found four benches, eight wooden basins, white cloth, and ropes.

Xu Kun first asked people to prop up the white cloth to form a canopy, and then asked people to fill the wooden basin with water, and then put the bench legs in the basin.

"In this way, if you block the sun and cut off the earth, you can stop the spirit."

As he spoke, he beckoned everyone to put the coffin down. In fact, the few people who carried the coffin, except for Xu Kun, were almost unable to support it, after all, thousands of catties of things, if it weren't for the support of a strand of thoughts, they would have thrown the coffin a long time ago.

When the coffin was put down, Xu Kun came to the top of the coffin, stood with his feet indiscriminately, and then read in his mouth: "Step on Tiangang, communicate yin and yang, sue Xuanhuang, Shu temporarily stay, and beg permission." ”

After reading it, he took out a stack of yellow paper and shook it, the yellow paper spontaneously combusted out of thin air, Xu Kun spilled it, and the yellow paper burst into flames instantly, but at the moment when it was about to burn out, everyone clearly saw that the yellow paper was clearly a "quasi" word.

This scene only made everyone stupid, and I don't know why everyone was a little hairy for a while.

And the barrage is even more boiling at this time.

"Am I dazzled? Did the yellow paper just now finally burn into a 'quasi' word? ”

"You read that right, it's really a quasi-word."

"Mom, it's scary."

"Why is my brother doing this? But it's really handsome. ”

"My brother is handsome when he does white things."

"Which big hand can explain, why is the yellow paper out of thin air?"

Not to mention the hot discussion in the live broadcast room, at this time, Xu Kun strode to the front of the tomb, looked at the dug tomb, he turned around and took a shovel, plunged into the bottom of the pit, and then pulled it out again, reached out and touched the soil brought out by the shovel, he said directly to Xu Kanggui: "Uncle, there is a spring half a meter deep in this tomb, and now this situation can only be a dragonfly point water bureau." ”

"Dragonfly Point Water Bureau?"

Xu Kanggui asked suspiciously.

In fact, at this time, the audience in the live broadcast room also pricked up their ears.

At this time, even those old black fans have to admit that Xu Kun really has a set of feng shui white things.

The few hands he showed just now had completely calmed everyone.

Xu Kun didn't sell it, and directly explained the intention and method of the Dragonfly Water Bureau.

"Dragonfly water, as the name suggests, this burial method is to put the coffin vertically, so that one end of the coffin is in the water, and the water is the main wealth, so the burial method of future generations will be rich and noble, but the deceased is beneficial to the water all year round, and will gradually form a hot and aquatic situation, so this burial method, ten years later, the coffin must be reburied, otherwise future generations will suffer disaster. Moreover, the new tomb must be an auspicious place with excellent feng shui, otherwise it will not be able to suppress the resentment of the deceased, which is also very unknown. ”

After listening to Xu Kun's words, Xu Kanggui did not agree directly, but asked: "Then this burial method, will my mother have a bad time below?" ”

When Xu Kun heard this, he couldn't help but glance at his elder.

Ordinary people have heard that future generations can be rich and rich, but how can they take care of the deceased below.

He said lightly: "Only the lowest part of the coffin is immersed in the water, so although it has a slight impact on the deceased, as long as it does not exceed the ten-year period, the impact is not large. ”

"This kind of feng shui bureau has actually been distributed by many people, you don't have to worry about it, uncle."

Hearing Xu Kun say this, Xu Kanggui nodded heavily and said, "Then bury according to what you say, what do you want us to do now?" ”

Xu Kun immediately looked at the geographer and said, "You brought a compass, right?" ”

The geographer wanted to ignore him, but when he saw the unkind eyes of the people around him, he obediently handed over his compass.

Xu Kun said to Xu Kanggui again: "The coffin is easy to rot after a long time in water, which will affect the future relocation of the grave, I will make a list for you, you prepare these things according to the list, and I will make a golden coffin in a while, so that when you move the grave ten years later, the coffin can remain incorruptible, and the deceased will not have any grievances." ”

When Xu Kanggui heard this, he asked someone to help him prepare things, and then looked at Xu Kun again.

However, after Xu Kun explained what he wanted to prepare, he took the compass and shovel, jumped up, and jumped straight into the tomb.

I saw him stepping on Tiangang, holding a compass, after a while, he drew a square in the tomb, and then he put down the compass and began to dig quickly, but in a quarter of an hour, the place where he dug suddenly gushed out a spring, but the spring seemed to be bound by some kind of force, and it never overflowed to the rest of the tomb, and the entire tomb was only where Xu Kun excavated water.

This scene suddenly stunned the onlookers again, and the barrage was even more crazy.

"Damn, Xu Kun doesn't really understand feng shui, right?"

"Why does this look so infiltrating?"

"Brother, what did he do before?"

"What's that, Master Xu, I used to be young and ignorant, I heard rumors and said bad things about you, you have a lot of adults, don't worry about it."

"Looking at Xu Kun's skillful appearance, I suddenly panicked."

"I feel that if Xu Kun is a master of acting, he will definitely be handy."

In the midst of the barrage and everyone's discussions, the helpers had already bought back all the things Xu Kun wanted, and Xu Kun also stopped digging.

I saw him take out the compass again, and after some comparison, he inserted the shovel into the soil, and he stretched out his hand to support it, and the whole person suddenly flew up from the tomb more than one meter deep.

This scene suddenly caused exclamations at the scene again, as well as the overwhelming barrage!

At this moment, everyone's eyes looking at Xu Kun became strange.

The photographer PD couldn't help but squeeze over and asked, "Xu Kun, you shouldn't have been a Taoist priest before, right?" ”

Xu Kun directly gave him a speechless expression, and said casually: "I'm an actor, it's reasonable to know how to order feng shui secret techniques, right?" ”

Everyone: Reasonable fart!