Chapter 5: You're a bit of a hell of a talent

"There have been many people who have set up this feng shui bureau, and as a result, the people who set up this kind of feng shui bureau are often rich and wealthy for ten years, but after ten years, there are many disasters, and there are not a few people who even cut off their children and grandchildren."

A large part of the reason for this is that at the end of the 10-year period, the children did not move the graves of their elders, which caused the deceased to be angry and brought misfortune. Another reason is that when they set up the Feng Shui Bureau, they did not make a golden coffin. ”

Coming out of the tomb, Xu Kun carried a large wooden bucket that Xu Kanggui had asked someone to find, and then poured the things he needed into the bucket one by one, and finally mixed them with water, and finally mixed them into a dark yellow lacquer.

While preparing the gold lacquer, Xu Kun explained the purpose of making the gold coffin to everyone.

"Why is it that the failure to make a golden coffin will cause trouble? Because of the situation of dragonflies and water, the most important point is that when moving the grave, it is necessary to ensure the integrity of the coffin and even the bones in the museum, so that the deceased will not be resentful, so that his blood relatives can enjoy the wealth saved in the previous ten years. ”

"And when the dragonfly points to the water, the coffin must be soaked in water, so it is very easy to decay, and even the remains of the deceased are easy to be destroyed, which will cause the resentment of the deceased. And the golden coffin was made to avoid this. So Uncle Gui, you relax, as long as you remember to move the grave for Grandma Shu in time after ten years, everything will be fine. ”

After speaking, he had already made the gold paint, and then picked up a new mop, which was stained with gold paint, and began to go up and down, carefully painting the coffin, and so on 3 times in a row, Xu Kun finally stopped.

Looking at his extremely skillful operation, everyone on the scene was dumbfounded, and the live broadcast room was a question mark.

"Why is he so skillful?"

"Actually, Xu Kun's true identity is a master, right?"

"Master Xu, I was ignorant before, and I dared to hack you, and I won't dare to do it again in the future."

"Why is it a good celebrity secret show to be filmed into a supernatural show, hey?"

"But one thing to say, Xu Kun is really handsome when he does things!"

"Our brother is the most handsome in the world."

However, if someone is happy, someone must be unhappy, and at this time, Xu Kun's black fans began to bring the rhythm again.

"Master of bullshit, I think these are scripts at all."

"That's it, Xu Kun is an idol little fresh meat, how can he understand feng shui."

"It's all a routine, and now these idols are fighting hard for fire."

These words of black fans naturally aroused the rebuttal of fans and passers-by, but the black fans ignored them at all and kept taking care of their own rhythm.

For a while, the barrage in the live broadcast room was directly noisy.

At this time, Xu Kun had already made the gold paint, turned to Xu Kanggui and said: "Uncle, the golden coffin still needs to be smoked and burned for 3 hours, you ask people to surround the golden coffin, keep burning paper money, and wait for 3 hours to burn, we will choose an auspicious time to go to the coffin." ”

At this time, Xu Dayou on the side spoke.

"Xiao Kun, the old lady's coffin has thousands of catties, it's not easy to put it vertically, how should we put it in a while?"

Hearing this, Xu Kanggui was also panicked, he really hadn't considered this before, and not only looked at Xu Kun eagerly at this time.

Xu Kun waved his hand in his chest and said, "Don't worry, I have my own way." ”

Hearing his words, Xu Kanggui suddenly stopped asking, Xu Dayou was still a little worried, but seeing that the master didn't ask, he naturally didn't want to say anything more.

In the live broadcast room, the black fans are lively again at this time.

"Hehe, Xu Kun pretended to be forced to pretend to be something, this coffin weighs thousands of pounds, and it will be seen how he puts the coffin down vertically."

"Sensationalism, I haven't heard of coffins and vertical burials, Xu Kun really does everything for the fire."

"That's right, it's all crazy to use the dead."

For a while, the rhythm of the black fans on the barrage flew up, and many new viewers who entered the live broadcast room were suddenly led astray, and they also blamed Xu Kunlai.

Seeing this, fans hurriedly explained, but because of Xu Kun's usual comments, everyone was subconsciously biased, so they couldn't listen to those explanations at all.

Just when the quarrel in the live broadcast room became more and more intense, Xu Kun was not idle at all.

When the family members of the deceased began to burn paper money around the coffin, Xu Kun came to the band.

"Trouble a few people to continue to blow, the music can't stop during the stoppage, otherwise it will be easy to attract bad things."

Hearing his words, the band hurriedly began to blow.

These bands are all specialized in white work, and they can be regarded as well-informed and have seen too many bizarre things.

But the hands that Xu Kun showed one after another just now still completely scared them.

Xu Kun's methods are like acting in a movie, they haven't said they've seen it before, or they haven't heard of it.

As the mourning music played again, the cries of the family members also rose, and the other guests stood aside with concern and mourned silently.

Seeing that everything was going according to his requirements, Xu Kun walked to a pile of blank papers.

When he asked Xu Kanggui to prepare the materials for making gold paint, he also asked him to prepare this large pile of white paper.

Although Xu Kanggui didn't know what he wanted to do with the blank paper, he still asked someone to help him buy it.

At this time, Xu Kun came to the white paper, only to see him quickly pinching a trick, and then picked up the white paper and began to fold it.

A few minutes later, a vivid paper horse appeared in front of everyone.

Looking at this lifelike paper horse, not only everyone at the scene, but also the audience in the live broadcast room were directly stunned.

"No, our brother still has this skill?"

"This paper horse is too similar, isn't it?"

"Our brother is really versatile, why are these talents so in the underworld?"

"Brother, you're an idol, your painting style is too weird, isn't it?"

This time, those black fans didn't find any rhythmic points, but they couldn't open their eyes and talk nonsense, Xu Kunza's paper horse was really too vivid.

However, Xu Kun didn't know anything about these in the barrage, and he was busy tying other things at this time.

Seeing that he was busy tying all kinds of things there, and all the household appliances and toys were ready, the photographer PD couldn't help but come up and ask: "Xu Kun, why do you still tie paper people?" ”

Xu Kun replied without raising his head: "What's so strange about this, didn't you take a handicraft class when you were a child?" Isn't tying a paper figure a basic operation? ”

Everyone: Do you have any misunderstanding about the craft class?

The photographer PD couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth, and asked again after a while: "Then why did you suddenly start piercing these paper people and paper horses?" ”

This time Xu Kun looked up at him and said: "Of course, it is to appease the deceased, the burial method of dragonfly water is somewhat disrespectful to the deceased, so in order to appease her, it is necessary to prepare more funeral goods, I just looked, although the main family prepared a lot of paper money, but the burial goods are too little, so it is not very good to appease the deceased." So I'm going to prick them a little. ”

"Then why don't you buy a ready-made one?"

Photography PD asks the soul.

Xu Kun blinked and said, "Of course it's because you can't buy it, it's a rural area here, what do you expect the funeral goods here to have?" ”

The photographer PD was dumbfounded.

Looking at his appearance, Xu Kun couldn't help but ask suspiciously: "Do you think that I did this to be in the limelight?" ”

Photography PD hurried tactics dry cough.

Xu Kun didn't want to talk to him for a moment! Who are these guys? Will he be the kind of person who will show off just because the system rewards a new papermaker skill?

System: Yes, yes, you're not!