When the women heard it at this time, they all understood what was going on, and immediately laughed along, laughing so much that Liu Shuying's face was flushed, but fortunately, Fan Baofa stood up and spoke in time to stop everyone's laughter.

Ma Xiaole saw that he had said the wrong thing and brought embarrassment to Liu Shuying, and was embarrassed, so he happened to drink beer and hold a lot of urine, so he got up and left the wine table and went to the toilet.

The urine was very urgent, and before he got to the toilet, Ma Xiaole untied his trouser belt, but he didn't expect that as soon as he was halfway into his body, there was a loud "ah" from inside.

Fan Zaoni is relieving herself inside.

"Dead horse Xiaole, don't say anything when you go to the toilet!" Fan Zaoni was so shocked that she half-squatted up, and said with a blushing face.

Ma Xiaole was even more shocked, and after being stunned, he hurriedly turned his head and waved his hand again and again, "I didn't see anything, I didn't see anything." ”

"Why are you standing stupidly still not going out?" Fan Zaoni wanted to have a seizure, but she didn't dare to speak up.

"Okay, okay, I'll go out, I'll go out." Ma Xiaole hurriedly turned around and retreated. At this time, he broke out in a cold sweat, and the hot sun shone on his body, but he still felt a little cold.

The people in the house were all shouting and drinking, not paying attention to what was happening in the yard. Ma Xiaole drooped his head and ran outside to the pigsty to spill his pee, and walked back to the house in a panic to sit down, he was afraid that Zaoni would find him to settle accounts.

But fortunately, Zaoni and her classmates who returned to the wine table were still talking and laughing, as if nothing had happened.

Ma Xiaole touched his heart and breathed a sigh of relief.

The banquet on the women's table ended early, Ma Xiaole drank the liquor in a sip, got up, thanked Fan Baofa, said that he would go back to the orchard to work, and then walked outside the courtyard. Just a few steps away, I heard a rush of footsteps behind me, and when I looked back, I was a little panicked, Fan Zaoni clenched her fists and chased after her.

"Fan Zaoni, what are you doing?" Ma Xiaole turned around and asked vigilantly.

"Outside the gate, I have something to say to you." Fan Zaoni frowned and pouted.

Ma Xiaole and Fan Zaoni walked out of the yard, although they felt that she didn't want to have a seizure like a tigress, but they were still very apprehensive. "Tell me, what's the matter?" He asked.

Fan Zaoni snorted, put on an extremely disgusting look, and said, "Ma Xiaole, you are so ugly that you are going to die!" With that, he ran back to the yard with his little buttocks.

Ma Xiaole, who came back to his senses for a long time, blinked his eyes and didn't say anything, he really didn't understand what Fan Zaoni meant.

Back in the orchard, Ma Xiaole felt quite dizzy, and the big glass of liquor was drunk too violently, and he rushed up.

Take off your shoes and go to bed and take a break.

Within five minutes of lying down, the big yellow dog at the door barked wildly. Ma Xiaole climbed out of bed one hundred and twenty reluctantly, he had to guard against someone stealing melons and fruits. But when I walked to the door, my eyes almost fell off, it was Zhang Xiuhua, the village chief's woman, who came.

Ma Xiaole patted his head, why did he forget about drinking at the branch secretary's house at noon, Zhang Xiuhua said that she was coming today!

"Cousin!" Ma Xiaole greeted him with a grin.

"Don't call, it's not good for people to see." Zhang Xiuhua looked around and whispered.

"Hey, it looks like you're not here to buy apples!" Ma Xiaole took advantage of the strength of the wine and said, "Since I didn't come to buy apples, why did I come at noon, not waiting for the sun to set?" ”

"Noon, there's no one." Zhang Xiuhua flashed into the courtyard.

At this time, Ma Xiaole was very bold, and when he thought of the plot full of ellipsis books, he reached out to fish for Zhang Xiuhua.

"Little thing, it's really urgent." Zhang Xiuhua blocked Ma Xiaole's arm and walked into the house.

Entering the door, Ma Xiaole wanted to help Zhang Xiuhua unbutton, "It's so hot, how cool it is to take it off." ”

Zhang Xiuhua didn't dodge, and touched Ma Xiaole with her backhand, "Pretending, I didn't even react." ”

Ma Xiaole tried it himself, and it was really, like a wilted eggplant, and he was also very puzzled.

At this moment, I suddenly heard a call from the courtyard, "Ma Xiaole!" ”

This shout frightened Zhang Xiuhua's face to change.

"Don't be afraid, it's a dumbfounded." Ma Xiaole stretched his neck and looked at it.

"The rabbit cub doesn't come early or late, just in time for it." Zhang Xiuhua hurriedly walked to the door and pretended to say to Ma Xiaole: "The price can't be changed after the price is negotiated, come and buy your apples another day." After saying that, he ran out with a cigarette.

The second stunned man opened his eyes wide, and after watching Zhang Xiuhua run away, he asked Ma Xiaole, "What is Aunt Zhang doing here?" ”

"Didn't she say, if you come to buy apples, you need to negotiate the price first." Ma Xiaole didn't want to talk about this to the second stunned man, so he immediately took out a tone of reprimand, "Second stunned, why are you fucking like a ghost, there is no sound when you come in, stinky Ah Huang is really, he doesn't even want you!" ”

The second stunned smiled and pointed outside, "I brought Ah Hua, it will open the way for me!" ”

Ma Xiaole saw that Ah Hua was having fun with Ah Huang by the door, "Okay, you are stunned, you really brought Ah Hua!" ”

"Didn't you say it in the morning, so that Ah Huang wouldn't call when I came in." The second stunned man smiled proudly, "It's really effective." ”

Ma Xiaole was ruined and snorted angrily, "What are you doing here?" ”

"Dig a ditch, there are melons and fruits, it's stupid not to come!" The two were stunned and looked complacent.

Ma Xiaole thought about it, and there was still the matter of digging a ditch, and he hurriedly said: "Okay, just continue to dig as in the morning, you can pick the melons and fruits after digging, and pick whatever you want!" ”

"Great!" After the second stunned man finished speaking, he went to the yard and took a shovel and left

Ma Xiaole returned to the house, annoyed and confused, why didn't he react to Zhang Xiuhua just now? This is not usually the case.

The more I thought about it, the more wrong it became, Ma Xiaole sat on the bed and sighed, "Dog's day, don't be at noon, scare Fan Zaoni." ”

As soon as the words came out, Ma Xiaole himself was startled, and quickly took out the ellipsis book that had been turned soft from under the mat.

One, two, three......

More than a dozen pages have gone down, and it is still calm.

In a panic, Ma Xiaole fell asleep until the second stunned man woke him up, and the two went back to the village together.

Back at home, Ma Changgen saw that Ma Xiaole was bored and didn't speak, and asked if anyone had bullied him. Ma Xiaole said no. Ma Changgen asked again if he was drinking at the branch secretary's house at noon and had a conflict with whom. Ma Xiaole also said no.

"Why is this kid wilting?" Ma Changgen touched his chin and was worried.

"Could it be a man sleeping in an orchard, haunted by ghosts?" Hu Aiying smacked her lips and pondered.

"What nonsense, where did you get ghosts?" Ma Changgen's eyes purred, and he attached himself to Hu Aiying's ear and said, "Is this kid missing a woman?" ”

When Hu Aiying heard this, she nodded, "I think eighty percent is." ”

Ma Changgen tilted his head and pondered, "Then why don't you hurry up and find him a daughter-in-law?" ”

"No matter how you say it, you have to wait, it's just eighteen, and it's still young." Hu Aiying said, "If you don't ask an acquaintance or something, get him to work in other places, open your eyes and see for a long time, maybe you don't want to be a woman." ”

"It's still open to his eyes, why doesn't this stinky boy understand? It's almost as good as he opened your eyes. After Ma Changgen finished speaking, he nodded again, "Well, but that is also beneficial, you can make money when you go out, maybe you can kidnap a daughter-in-law back, and you can save a lot of dowry." ”

"It's so beautiful, hurry up and eat, take your time in this matter, don't be in a hurry." Hu Aiying said and entered the stove house and began to pick up the food.

Ma Changgen walked to the corner and carefully fished a marble eel from the mud tank. Ma Xiaole called his godfather coldly behind him, which startled him a little, "What are you doing?" ”

"I'm going to eat marble eel tonight, too!" Ma Xiaole's tone is uncompromising.

Ma Changgen kept his body up, "What are you kid doing with that thing, I'm still counting on it to do a big job tonight." ”

"That's okay, I'm going to eat it anyway." Ma Xiaole tilted his head to the side, very stubborn.

"If you want to eat, give him some to eat, and the medicine won't kill people." Hu Aiying walked over, took the eel and prepared to slaughter it, "You can eat a few pieces less." ”

"It's okay for me to eat less, don't buy it then!" Ma Changgen said with a smile.

"Look at you, isn't it again?" Hu Aiying said angrily, "It's up to you tonight." ”

When Ma Changgen heard this, he immediately felt a lot more relaxed, and said to Ma Xiaole: "Xiaole, it's okay, let's eat the eel separately." ”

Ma Xiaole had a little smile on his face, walked into the main room in a few big steps, sat at the table and picked up chopsticks, and waited for Hu Aiying to bring the cooked eel.

It's time to eat, a plate of eel jokes, Ma Xiaole and Ma Changgen almost rushed to eat it.

Ma Changgen put down his chopsticks and rested for a while, and said happily: "Xiaole, I'll eat more than you." ”

Ma Xiaole was not convinced, picked up the plate and drank the soup with a grunt, and then looked at Ma Changgen triumphantly, "Godfather, I drank the soup, and it is no less than you." ”

Ma Changgen was stunned for a moment, and said angrily: "You kid, you haven't been able to shake your majesty with Lao Tzu yet!" ”

Ma Xiaole didn't answer, he had his own thoughts, he ate two cakes with his head bored, drank two bowls of porridge and went to the orchard.

When he arrived at the orchard house, Ma Xiaole jumped on the bed and sat down, looking downward, hoping to be normal under the effect of the eel.

After watching it for a long time, my neck is sore, but there is still no improvement below, and I am not angry at all. Ma Xiaole tilted his head back, fell straight and lay down, constantly beating the firewood mat, "Damn, what a dry eel, take care of a bird!" Mother, what to do, I'm not a man—"

At this moment, a voice suddenly sounded outside the door, "What are you talking about, you're not a man?" ”

Ma Xiaole was taken aback, and only after stabilizing his mind did he see clearly that it was Ma Changgen.

"Godfather, you fought with your godmother again and were driven over?" Ma Xiaole asked.

"Who is fighting with your godmother again, I don't think my strength is useless, right?" Ma Changgen straightened his neck and raised his voice.

"Then why are you here again so late?"

"Didn't I come to see you, you were listless today, I'm afraid you can't think about something." Ma Changgen entered the door and wrapped himself in a dry cigarette.

"You really didn't fight with your godmother?" Ma Xiaole asked again.

"You kid, don't you curse me to be uneasy?" Ma Changgen raised his foot and kicked Ma Xiaole's buttocks.

"Not going back that night?" Ma Xiaole asked intently.

"Go back, I'll go back later!" Ma Changgen's face was arrogant, and his tone was very domineering.

"Godfather, does that marble eel really work?" Ma Xiaole asked with flashing eyes.

"Of course!" Ma Changgen was very angry, but immediately crooked his neck and reprimanded, "Stinky rabbit cub, why are you asking this!" What have you been thinking about all day? ”