Chapter 6 Catch Prawns
Ma Changgen's affirmative answer made Ma Xiaole's heart cold, he couldn't help but sigh, and sighed secretly: It turns out that the eel works very well, but it doesn't work for itself, it seems that it really can't work.
"I said, what are you in a hurry?" Ma Changgen sighed when he saw Ma Xiaole, and comforted: "Don't you just want a daughter-in-law, sooner or later, there will be one, in a year or two, when you are twenty years old, I will give you Zhang Luo." Look at the bear you can't wait for now, like a frosted eggplant, and shouting what is not a man. ”
"No, I ......" Ma Xiaole opened his mouth, not knowing what to say, and he was embarrassed to say it.
"What are you?" Ma Changgen spat out a cigarette, "Xiaole, people have to be patient in life, and they can't be temperamental, and they didn't discipline you much before." Let's just talk about your expulsion from school, isn't it just because you stopped people halfway, if you have the patience not to stop people, won't you also graduate from junior high school? Maybe it can be the same as Zaoni of Fan Zhishu's family, and take the county key exam. ”
When Fan Zaoni was mentioned, Ma Xiaole hated itchy, "That stinky girl, hurt me lightly!" ”
Ma Changgen was amused when he heard it, "Hehe, you stinky boy, it turns out that you have fallen in love with Zaoni of Fan Zhishu's family!" But you have to pee on yourself, and people can look at you. ”
Ma Xiaole was even more anxious when Ma Changgen said this, "Godfather, I didn't like Zaoni, I just hate her!" ”
"You kid, don't think that Lao Tzu doesn't understand if he hasn't read a book, don't you always say it on TV, how deep is love, how deep is hate. You see that you gritted your teeth at Zaoni just now, it means that you like someone from the bottom of your heart! Ma Changgen took a few puffs of dry tobacco, "Xiaole, be realistic, don't have too high a vision, when the time comes, find a girl from an ordinary family, Zaoni of the branch secretary, don't bother." ”
Ma Xiaole was told like this, and he lost his temper, if he really said it, he really liked Fan Zaoni, but her coldness made him feel inferior and had no confidence at all.
"Okay, you kid, let's grow your body first, and it's not too late to be a man in a year or two." Ma Changgen knocked on the cigarette pouch as he spoke, walked out of the yard, and brought the bamboo fence door.
Ma Xiaole, who was extremely depressed, sat on the edge of the bed like a wooden man, and after a long time lay down and fell asleep in a daze.
"Wow ......," the big yellow dog suddenly barked restlessly.
Ma Xiaole was awakened, rubbed his eyes and reluctantly got out of bed. This is the rule he set for himself, as long as the dog barks loudly continuously, he has to get up and see, there must be a situation.
I walked to the gate of the courtyard in a daze, and looked, but there was no movement, not like someone was stealing melons and fruits.
"Stinky Ah Huang, if you call me again, I'll castrate you!" Ma Xiaole yelled at the big yellow dog angrily, and then turned around and entered the door.
Suddenly, a thin voice came into my ears, "Xiaole, Xiaole." ”
This voice frightened Ma Xiaole so much that he almost sat on the ground, is there really a female ghost? ! The bachelor Qian Irita once told him that if you live alone in the wilderness, there will be female ghosts coming to you in the middle of the night, and they will suck the essence of people and suck them to death.
"Who, who!" Ma Xiaole asked tremblingly.
There was no answer, only a white shadow rose from the peanut field across the door and floated towards the door.
"Ghosts! Hell! Ma Xiaole exclaimed, closed the bamboo fence door with a "pop", and then untied the iron chain of the big yellow dog, "Okay, Ah Huang, look at the door, don't let the female ghost come in!" ”
The big yellow dog got the order, and barked twice, mightily and majesticly.
For a while, there was no movement outside the door.
Ma Xiaole slowly breathed a sigh of relief.
"Xiaole, you're really a puppy, open the door!" Suddenly, the voice reappeared.
Ma Xiaole's head was stunned, this female ghost still knew his name! But after smacking it carefully, I felt that it was not right, and the voice was like Zhang Xiuhua's.
"Is that you, cousin?"
"Who else could it be if it wasn't me?"
Ma Xiaole hurriedly opened the door, "Cousin, why did you touch it in the middle of the night?" ”
"It's bad for those two stunned people at noon, and I've been thinking about it in my heart." Zhang Xiuhua twisted into the courtyard.
In the past, Ma Xiaole must have been twelve points of joy, but now that he has a problem, his heart is very empty, so he said: "It's so late, I'm afraid it's not appropriate, right?" ”
"What's not appropriate? I think it's the most suitable, I don't know it."
"Village...... What about the village chief, he's not at home? ”
"He's drunk like a dead pig, asleep." Zhang Xiuhua pulled Ma Xiaole into the house.
The night wind rolled down the hill, rustling the leaves of the orchard.
Ma Xiaole's mood is like the leaves of the fruit tree, shaking around and can't settle down. "Cousin, if you don't change the day, my heart is really up and down, and I don't have a quasi-god." He said.
Outside the window, there was a duck quack.
Zhang Xiuhua "poofed" for a while, "You are afraid of a ball, and the duck can still cry if you are afraid, why don't you make a fart sound." Besides, it's inevitable to be nervous for the first time, but isn't it just a matter of being nervous all of a sudden? It's like the first time you go to the river to learn to swim, and you start to feel tom, but you're afraid of what to do. Now Auntie is the river, come on. ”
"No, I'm still nervous and can't relax." Ma Xiaole pursed his mouth, "Also, let's do it another day." ”
"What are you afraid of, isn't it useless?" Zhang Xiuhua said casually.
But the speaker has no intention of listening, Ma Xiaole was anxious when he heard it, didn't he poke his heart, so he glared and said: "Your Lai Shungui is useless!" Zhang Xiuhua, whoever says that I am useless will not die well! ”
Ma Xiaole's excesses made Zhang Xiuhua wonder, "You little dead soft, it seems that it is really useless, so don't you tell the old lady!" ”
"Yes, I won't tell you if it's useless!" Ma Xiaole straightened his neck and crossed his waist, "Whoever says I'll be with whom!" ”
Zhang Xiuhua pursed her lips and smiled helplessly, "Cut, little Wang Ba calf, I understand what's going on, okay, today's incident should not have happened, don't say that I have been here, and I will not say that you are a soft egg." ”
Ma Xiaole was so angry that he couldn't say anything, so he had to give up.
"Ma Xiaole, send me out." Zhang Xiuhua walked outside the door and turned back to Ma Xiaole.
"I don't have long legs!" Ma Xiaole replied angrily.
"I have long legs, but your Ah Huang also has long legs, what should I do if I block the courtyard gate and bite it?"
Ma Xiaole had no choice but to come out and send Zhang Xiuhua out.
Walking outside the courtyard gate, Zhang Xiuhua didn't forget to make fun of her, "Ma Xiaole, is your Ah Huang okay?" ”
"Okay, very good!" Ma Xiaole didn't want to be in one place, "If you look greedy, I can lend it to you." ”
"Oh, you little calf, what a loss to speak!" Zhang Xiuhua didn't show weakness, "But it's useless to lose it, it's not as good as a dog, and the dog can still warp." ”
"You ......" Ma Xiaole was in a hurry, and he was about to unleash the dog when he turned around, "I have to let Ah Huang bite your mouth!" ”
Zhang Xiuhua hurriedly ran away when she saw it, and turned around and said, "It's useless, take the dog to make a move, what's it." ”
Listening to Zhang Xiuhua's teasing, Ma Xiaole was angry and annoyed, who made himself weak and incompetent? He walked into the room dejected, and went to bed without taking off his shoes.
This night, Ma Xiaole had nightmares all night, he was laughed at everywhere he went, and there were bloody female ghosts everywhere, chasing after his ass.
When he woke up in the morning, Ma Xiaole was groggy, sitting at the door looking at Rhubarb in a daze, wondering in his heart: Am I really not as good as a dog? After thinking about it for a long time, he sighed and said to himself: "What the hell, if it doesn't work, it won't work, people are not alive anymore?" It's a big deal not to sleep with a woman, besides, if it's okay, you may be able to sleep with a woman, and the bachelor is almost forty years old, isn't there a woman who sleeps. ”
Thinking of this, Ma Xiaole's mood was much better, and he was hungry, so he got up and walked towards the village when it was time to eat.
There are no people in the field now, but there will be a lot of them early in the morning, hoeing, fertilizing, and spraying. But now the crops are almost grown, and there is no need to manage them, just wait for the harvest.
Ma Xiaole walked lonely on the ridge alone, whistling reluctantly, he didn't want to be sad anymore. Before I arrived at the village, I saw the second stunned man walking out of the village with a small fishing net, sitting on the bridge and eating biscuits.
"Dumbfounded, what are you doing with fishing nets?" Ma Xiaole shouted from afar.
"Catch shrimp and make fried prawns at noon, spraying fragrant!" The second stunned man bit the biscuit, and the dry crumbs at the corners of his mouth fell straight off.
"Okay, you also know fried prawns, have you ever eaten them?" Ma Xiaole squatted down and asked.
"No, my mother has eaten it, she asked me to catch shrimp and make it for me to eat." The second stunned man looked happy.
Ma Xiaole knew that Liu Shuying must have eaten this dish yesterday when she was sitting at Fan Baofa's house, and she also had to give it to the second stunned person to taste.
"Your mother is so nice!" Ma Xiaole looked at the second stunned with envy.
"Of course!" The second stunned man looked up and was very arrogant, stuffed a biscuit into his mouth, chewed it for a long time before he took a breath back, and said, "But there are bad times." ”
"What's wrong, what's wrong?" Ma Xiaole asked hurriedly.
"She won't let me into her house when I sleep at night!" The second stunned man was choked by the biscuit and rolled his eyes.
Ma Xiaole smiled, "You fool, what are you doing in your mother's house when you sleep?" ”
"She called, not loud, but I heard it." The second stunned said, "Uh-huh, uh-huh, it seems that I can't breathe, every time I go over to take a look, but then she won't let me go." ”
Ma Xiaole became interested when he heard it, "Second stunned, what do you say your mother called?" ”
"Who knows, I can't hear clearly, but I know she didn't have much clothes on her when she called."
"Heh, it's okay to be stunned, how do you know?" Ma Xiaole patted the stunned man on the shoulder and said, "You tell me, I'll help you catch shrimp, it's so big and big!" ”
"I peeked through the curtain of the inner door."
"What else did you see, say?" Ma Xiaole listened very energetically and urged.
"And ......" the second stunned man frowned, "My mother seems to be very white." ”
When Ma Xiaole heard this, he suddenly felt that he moved underneath, and hurriedly touched it with his hand, hey! A little improved, and suddenly, my heart was overjoyed, could I still cure the soft egg disease? So, he hurriedly took the stunned hand and said eagerly: "Go on, I'll help you catch shrimp tomorrow, prawns!" ”