The two little guys were all stupid, one of their faces was twisted into zongzi, and the other was reaching out to cover his mouth, and tears were flowing down.

"Sure enough, this thing looks ugly, and it doesn't taste good!"

Fan Ze glanced at the little guy and nodded, in the end it was the same as he guessed.

"Master, since you have guessed the taste, why do you still let us taste it!"

Hearing this, the little guy was also dumbfounded, you have already seen that this thing is not delicious, why didn't you say it earlier?

"These things have to be confirmed, and besides, this is what you want to taste yourself, and I didn't force you!"

Fan Ze also knocked on the heads of the two of them, they were all asked for by you, and they were not eaten by Lao Tzu on your heads.

Do you blame me now? Why did you go earlier?

"Master, if you give Xiao Langjun such an unpalatable thing to eat, then Xiao Langjun will not have to tear you apart!"

The little guy who eats bitter gourd is also stunned, since you have already guessed that this thing is unpalatable, then you still have to do it.

You are really not afraid that Li Siwen will trouble you.

"So what can I do? This is the master, even Xiao Langjun has nothing to do with him, what can I do, prepare some sweet soup, and send it over when the time comes! ”

Fan Ze also sighed.

He's just a cook, and he can't afford to mess with anyone, so he can only take refuge in someone more powerful.

Although I don't know what Li Yanran's identity is, it is obvious that my own Xiaolangjun really can't provoke the other party.

"Whoa!"

Hearing this, the little maid also saluted helplessly, and then went to hang the sweet soup.

"Brother Li, what are you doing? But wait for me to die! ”

Seeing Li Yanran's figure, Li Siwen hurried over.

He was really worried that Li Yanran would do something again.

A Dou Zheng has already made him anxious, and if he comes again, the whole Luoyang will have to be turned upside down.

"What am I doing? This palace has experienced life and death for you, come, try the good things I have prepared for you. ”

Li Yanran gave Li Feng a look, and the other party also put onion mixed fungus and cold bitter gourd in front of Li Siwen.

"What is this?"

Looking at the two dishes in front of him, Li Siwen was stupid.

What is this, don't eat it, it doesn't even feel like a good thing to look at him.

"What is this? One is called shallots, and the other is called gentleman's dish.

But the good things I found from the Chinese medicine shop, I guarantee that if these two dishes continue, you will be able to recover immediately.

If it weren't for that, I wouldn't have ventured to the shops in Nabatu Haran. ”

Li Yanran smiled and handed over the chopsticks politely.

"This Brother Li, in fact, my tongue."

Li Siwen was a little bad, he really didn't expect Li Yanran to go to Batu Haran for himself.

He was really touched and guilty at this time, and of course he also regretted it.

If it weren't for that, Li Yanran wouldn't have ventured over there.

If something goes wrong, my dad will have to break his leg.

"It's nothing, I know it's not your fault, hurry up and eat, just eat it!"

Looking at Li Siwen's guilty eyes, Li Yanran wanted to laugh and grin.

You feel guilty that you deserve it, who told you to lie to me.

"Brother Li, can I not eat this, I feel that my tongue seems to have a little taste."

Talking is talking, guilt is guilty, but this thing doesn't look good.

It is said that good medicine is good for disease, and this thing is the same as the toad, and it would be strange if it could be delicious.

"You don't want to live up to my kindness! Or is that your tongue lying to me? ”

Li Yanran glared at Li Siwen, let you eat it quickly, what so much nonsense.

"Li Siwen, let me tell you, if you dare to lie to my young lady, you will die!"

Li Feng looked at Li Siwen's refusal eyes, and also frowned and shouted at him.

Li Feng's roar not only frightened Li Siwen, but also scared Li Yanran enough.

"I eat, I eat!"

Li Siwen was depressed, grabbed his chopsticks and trembled towards the onion.

After all, this onion is quite amiable compared to bitter gourd.

If you judge people by their appearance, bitter gourd is a toad, and onion is at most a bullfrog.

"Look at your grinding strength, you can't eat it!"

Li Yanran was depressed, this special meow was almost in a hurry.

I'm still waiting to see you perform a face-changing mastery, you're still grinding here.

"Can't I eat it?"

Li Siwen gritted his teeth and also caught a piece of onion.

"Wait!"

"What's wrong?"

"The so-called monarch and minister match, this gentleman's dish is a gentleman, and the shallots are ministers, you have to eat this gentleman's dish first and then eat the shallots."

In terms of unpalatable, it must be that the bitter gourd is even more unpalatable, and if he eats the onion, it will be difficult to trick him into eating the bitter gourd.

So it's better to let Li Siwen eat bitter gourd first.

"If this gentleman looks like this, he should have a lot of vegetables!"

Hearing that Li Yanran wanted to eat bitter melon first, Li Siwen was also depressed.

He now suspects more and more that Li Yanran is not a good thing, just to trick him into something.

How can any vegetable grow like this?

Also gentleman's dish.

If a gentleman looks like this, then what kind of fair lady and gentleman are good, it is estimated that they are all the imagination of a toad.

"Do you eat or not? What's the matter, are you going to live up to the kindness of this palace?

This is a good thing I found for you at the risk of being smacked, if you dare not eat it, I will let Li Feng suck you to death with a big mouth. ”

Li Yanran also slapped the table and shouted at Li Siwen.

"I eat, can't I eat?"

Li Siwen was also depressed.

He now finally knows why his father often talks about the cycle of heavenly principles, and the retribution is unhappy.

Li Yanran, who pretended to have a lack of taste buds before, is now retribution coming so quickly.

He really wanted to tell Li Yanran now that he had lied to him before, but looking at it like this, he was really afraid that Li Yanran would tear him up.

Now all he can do is eat it hard, and besides, he endured the citron before, so it shouldn't be anything.

Putting the onion down, he could only put the onion down and sandwiched a piece of bitter gourd up.

"Brother Li, how did you say this Fan Ze, this thing is cut into such large pieces, how can you swallow this!"

Glancing at the bitter gourd on the chopsticks left and right, Li Siwen also complained in his heart about Fan Ze, who was in charge of the kitchen.

Can't you cut it a little thinner? How to swallow such a big one.

"I asked Fan Ze to cut it like this, the doctor said that this thing must be eaten in a big gulp to be bitter and good medicine is good for the disease, you should eat it quickly!"

Li Yanran glanced at Li Siwen, some of them are good to eat, you still pick and choose.

Cut so thin, how can you taste the taste.

"Me"

Li Siwen is also convinced, it seems that this time he is really going to go to the ditch.

Death is death, what else can be.

Frowning, he also directly put the piece of bitter gourd into his mouth.

"I'm so meow, meow, meow!"

As soon as Li Siwen chewed it, he felt that his taste buds had suffered a second critical blow, even more uncomfortable than the lemon juice.

The bitter taste almost made his head blow up.

This is the same level of disaster as the lemon juice, except that one is a sour brain cramp, and the other is a bitter brain melon seed explosion.

He was really convinced, where did Li Yanran find such strange things.

Did you commit any sin in your last life and suffer such a master?

Absolutely.

"Hahahaha, isn't it smelly!"

Looking at Li Siwen's big face, Li Yanran also grinned unkindly.

"Brother Li, you still have a smile, and you're too good at tossing people.

Is this Rausch gentleman's dish simply a devil's dish! ”

Li Siwen vomited cleanly, still feeling that his mouth was filled with the taste of bitter gourd.

"Why don't I laugh, look, you'll be well in a moment."

Li Yanran still laughed hard.

Why don't I laugh, I'll just wait for this moment.

If I don't laugh, how can I make up for your deception of me.

"Me"

Li Siwen was also speechless, and said that he was dumb and ate Coptis chinensis, and he couldn't say anything about his suffering.

He is also a little speechless now, although he has never eaten Coptis chinensis, but this bitter gourd is enough for him to drink a pot.

Besides, looking at the big plate in front of him, according to Li Yanran's habits, it would be strange if he didn't let him eat them all.

"I don't think it's good, let's eat another piece!"

Li Yanran said that she also grabbed a piece of bitter gourd with her hand and was about to stuff it into Li Siwen's mouth, but Li Siwen was not stupid, and hurriedly lost her chopsticks and ran away.

Joke, one bite is already so ecstatic, if you eat it again, he will be on the martyr's monument.

"You kid still dare to run? Get the hell out of here! If I don't treat you well today, you will dare to bluff me in the future! ”

Li Yanran also put her hands in her pockets, glaring at Li Siwen and shouting.

"Brother Li, it turns out that you already knew?"

Hearing this, Li Siwen was also dumbfounded, and at the same time recalled in his mind where he had shown his feet.

"Nonsense, who can't see your clumsy acting skills, it's not tasteful, I'm just going to add some flavor to you! Come here! ”

Li Yanran sneered, he naturally wouldn't say that he was an afterthought, otherwise this kid would dare to act with him in the future.

"Brother Li, you know that you can just slap me twice, and you went to find this to disgust me, you are too damaged!"

Li Siwen also has nothing to say now, Brother Li is Brother Li in the end, it seems that these little tricks will not be able to be done in the future.

Otherwise, I don't know how to clean it up.

"There's no way, I'm also giving back to him in the same way, who told you to lie to me!

Come here and finish eating, this matter is settled, if you can't finish eating, I won't break your legs! ”

glared at Li Siwen, and Li Yanran also shouted angrily.

"Brother Li, if you smack me twice, don't let me eat this, I'll beg you, okay."

Li Yanran smiled, since he did something wrong, he had to dare to take responsibility.

You have a fart for smacking you twice with rough skin and thick flesh, if I don't let you know it's wrong, how will I lead the team in the future.

"Brother Li, just spare me! I'll kneel for you, okay! ”