Chapter 781: Bitter gourd is not bitter, eat onions!
Li Siwen was also drunk, and now if Li Yanran asked him to kneel, he would definitely not say a word, and would kneel directly.
But the problem is that Li Yanran probably won't agree.
"Kneel you ghost, if you let your father know that you kneel and beg for mercy because of your little gentleman's dish, then if he doesn't discount your legs, I will have your surname."
Li Yanran raised her eyebrows and shouted directly at Li Siwen.
"Brother Li, you're a little unkind, aren't you still surnamed Li with my surname? That's not right for you! ”
"You still dare to talk back to me, hurry up and come over to me, I have to help your father clean you up!
If you don't dare to come, I will immediately transfer you back to Chang'an and send you to your father's hands. ”
"I promise to come by myself, you can't force me!"
Li Siwen sighed, and now he can only eat hard.
Slowly walked to the table, and under Li Yanran's fierce gaze, he took another piece of bitter gourd and put it in his mouth.
He didn't have to chew on it, the bitter taste had taken over his mouth.
Temeth is unpalatable.
How can there be this kind of food, what is the difference between this and Coptis chinensis, he really doesn't know.
Is it true that someone would eat medicinal herbs as ingredients?
The most important thing is that this thing is so big, it is impossible to swallow it raw.
You have to chew it up.
This Brother Li is really a cheater, and he is completely convinced.
Seeing Li Siwen's face twisted together, Li Yanran was also full of smiles.
This is the consequence of deceiving yourself.
"Don't just eat that, the monarch and the minister are in line with the king, eat the shallot!"
"Got it!"
Li Siwen nodded depressedly, so he could only take a chopstick onion and put it in his mouth.
Originally, the taste of this onion should not be delicious, but compared to bitter gourd, Li Siwen felt that this thing was not unpalatable.
Although it is a little spicy, there is a hint of sweetness in the spicy.
That's right, it's sweet.
At this time, Li Siwen seemed to see a glimmer of hope, a glimmer of hope that he would not pull a few things after suffering this hardship.
Enduring the bitterness of the bitter gourd, with the spicy and sweet onion, Li Siwen also began to consume the two uncles in front of him.
Seeing Li Siwen gobbling up, Li Yanran was stunned, and Li Feng was also stunned.
Does this guy have such a strong endurance?
Lemon juice is not afraid, and now even bitter gourd and onions are not afraid?
This guy is no longer ruthless, but a little more ruthless, and he can be called the Tang version of a werewolf.
Awesome, really awesome.
It seems that next time you can't use bitter gourd to treat him, if not, let's have a bitter collection.
Gather coptis, andrographis, bitter gourd, and everything else together and squeeze it into juice.
If you don't believe it, it won't cure you.
"I'm done! Vomit! ”
Before he finished speaking, Li Siwen felt a sense of vomiting hit his heart, covered his mouth and ran outside.
Then there was a flood of mountains, even if Li Yanran didn't smell the smell, she felt a little disgusting.
The psychological effects are much greater than the physiological ones.
It's disgusting.
"Your Highness, you're too ruthless!"
Di Renjie looked at Li Siwen's miserable appearance, and he also shuddered.
Good fellow, this highness is also invincible, I really don't know where she knows this.
"Is it ruthless? You don't know that he scared me out of the morning and almost didn't have cramps.
If he doesn't treat him well, he won't be against the sky in the future. ”
Li Yanran waved his hand, he felt that this was all light.
"Your Highness, what are you going to do next?"
Di Renjie didn't discuss this issue with him, Li Siwen cleaned it up, the key is what to do next for Dou Zheng.
"What should I do, didn't Dou Zheng give a list? First, send someone to check on the situation of these people.
When it is ready, bring me someone.
One counts as one, I'm going to pull out the radish and bring out the mud, and no one wants to run! ”
Li Yanran glanced at Di Renjie, in this case, you still need to ask me what to do?
Isn't this thing just a conclusive evidence, the process of taking people?
Don't you understand this?
"I understand, but these should not be able to use Luoyang's soldiers and horses, I hope to use your forbidden army, so as to ensure that things will not be revealed."
Di Renjie saluted and asked Li Yanran for instructions on how to activate the forbidden army.
"Well, you can do what you have to do, Luoyang's soldiers and horses are indeed unusable, I allow you to call the forbidden army to investigate this case thoroughly."
"Whoa!"
Di Renjie turned around and left directly.
"Li Siwen, haven't you vomited enough?"
After Di Renjie left, Li Yanran also shouted outside.
"Miss, Li Siwen ran away!"
"This mallet deserves it, I'm tired, go back and rest."
Li Siwen shook his tongue as he ran, as if letting his tongue be blown by the wind could relieve those bitterness.
"Fan Ze, your uncle, get out of here!"
Rushing to the back kitchen, Li Siwen shouted directly inside.
"It's over, Xiao Langjun came to settle the account, and said that I went to buy vegetables!"
Hearing this roar, Fan Ze was also startled, and at the same time, he complained about Li Yanran in his heart.
After all, he was also the first to run away from the back door.
If you get caught, you will have to be beaten.
The hero doesn't suffer the loss in front of him, and the thirty-six plan is the best plan, so go outside to hide first.
"Master, you ran away, what should we do?"
Seeing Fan Ze running away, more than a dozen people in the back kitchen were all dumbfounded.
How can you do this, how can you do this?
If you are afraid of being beaten, are we not afraid?
"What do you like, play while you do!"
Fan Ze's voice also floated from a distance, and then the person disappeared.
"Fan Ze, if you don't come out again, I'll burn this back kitchen with a fire!"
Seeing that no one came out inside, Li Siwen's eyes were about to explode.
Some are suffering, some are wronged, and some are angry.
Co-author Li Yanran said what you say, you can do it.
Cut such a big piece, why don't you let me perform a live swallow?
If this evil fire is released today, he will not be angry to death.
"What to do? Brother? ”
A group of people set their eyes on Zhuang Ming, Fan Ze's eldest apprentice.
"I'll bring me the sweet soup."
Zhuang Ming also sighed, asked people to bring the sweet soup, and then walked out with a bowl.
"You said that Senior Brother would not be beaten to death by Xiao Langjun!"
"That gentleman's dish is really unpalatable, it's disgusting!"
"I don't know, I can only say that the senior brother has gone all the way."
A group of people looked at Zhuang Ming's back, and they also sighed.
"Little Langjun!"
Zhuang Ming looked at Li Siwen, who was shaking his tongue, and also shuddered.
"Zhuang Ming, why are you, that old bastard of Fan Ze! Let him get the hell out of here! ”
Seeing Zhuang Ming's figure, Li Siwen also glared at the other party.
"Great."
"What's big, let me ask you Fan Ze."
"Master he went grocery shopping, and he won't be back until later!"
Zhuang Ming sighed and could only explain hard.
"Grocery shopping? This old bastard is sure that the master will trouble him, this is running away in advance! ”
Hearing that Fan Ze went to buy vegetables, Li Siwen also slapped him.
"What is this?"
But when he saw the small bowl in Zhuang Ming's hand, he also stopped.
"Xiao Langjun, this is the sweet soup that the master specially asked someone to hang for you before leaving.
He tasted it himself when the little Langjun was chopping the vegetables, and immediately ordered someone to make this, knowing that you would come, so let us prepare it in advance.
In fact, the master originally cut thin slices, but Xiao Langjun didn't allow it, and we couldn't help it! ”
Zhuang Ming hurriedly handed over the sweet soup.
"That's pretty much it!"
After taking the sweet soup, Li Siwen also drank it all, and in an instant he felt a lot more transparent, and the bitterness in his mouth seemed to be diluted.
"Xiao Langjun, how is it?"
Seeing that Li Siwen's face softened, Zhuang Ming also had the courage to ask.
Li Siwen slapped Zhuang Ming's head with a slap.
“???”
Zhuang Ming was stunned, what happened to this slap? He didn't seem to do anything inappropriate.
"How dare you ask? Don't hurry up and I'll renew it for my master! ”
"Whoa!"
Hearing the refill, Zhuang Ming was also clever, and ran back directly with the bowl.
"Hurry, hurry! Continue the sweet soup, Xiao Langjun wants to drink it! ”
"Whoa!"
Now everyone was in good spirits, and hurriedly brought sweet soup to fill the bowl.
After drinking several bowls in a row, Li Siwen also felt that his mouth was full of sweet taste.
"Finally comfortable!"
Li Siwen sat on the stone bench, his heart full of comfort.
"Xiao Langjun, do you feel better?"
Zhuang Ming looked at Li Siwen, and he was also relieved.
It seems that this little Langjun should be comfortable, he is comfortable, and he doesn't have to be beaten.
"It's pretty much the same, tell Fan Ze about it, Lao Tzu will remember it, and when he comes back, I still have to smoke him!"
Li Siwen slapped it again, and got up to leave after saying a cruel word.
"Whoa!"
After only two slaps, Zhuang Ming was still acceptable.
If it was his own master here, it would be difficult for him to imagine what kind of storm it would be.
Master, master, you owe me a great favor, and when the time comes, it will be up to you to teach me the nine-turn large intestine at the bottom of the box.
Dou Zheng was cleaned up by Li Siwen, and the news that he was not allowed to leave Luoyang began to grow wildly, and was soon learned by the officials in Luoyang.
It is impossible to hear these people say that they are not afraid, especially those who usually have a good relationship with Dou Zheng, and everyone is in danger.
No one knows how much the other party knows and whether they have confessed to themselves.
As a result, the threshold of the Dou family also became bustling, and people kept coming in and out, asking the reason.
But at this time, Dou Zheng's face was full of blood, people are not like people, ghosts are not like ghosts, and whoever sees it is a feeling.
It's so brutal, how can it be.
Looking at the person in front of him, Dou Zheng also thought about it.
He promised Li Siwen to compensate 5,000 taels of gold, and he could take out so much money, but he would be very distressed.
Since these wronged leaders are coming, they have to share a little for themselves.
"Dou joins the army, are you okay?"