Sunny noon,

People on the streets come and go,

Watching Tang Seng pack up his things and set off, ready to carry out his own demon eradication cause,

Lu Yan walked up to the fat monk and said, "Isn't it? You Western monks are quite good at playing, take 300 children's rhymes to get rid of demons, what, do you want Tang Seng to laugh to death monsters? ”

Looking at the incarnation of MC Guanyin, Lu Yan couldn't help laughing,

"What do you know, you scourge? That's Mahayana Buddhism! ”

looked at Lu Yan seriously, and Guanyin opened his mouth angrily,

"That's a great guy! I admire, admire! ”

Bowing his hand, Lu Yan couldn't help but hook his shoulders and said, "When Tang Seng is gone, can I kill this incarnation of yours?" ”

Looking at Lu Yan in fear, Guanyin hurriedly dodged and said, "Don't mess around, everyone is doing things for Heavenly Court!" ”

"I'm scaring you, how could I do it to the "incarnation" of the helpless chicken, if you want to really slaughter, then I can't go to Putuo Mountain in the South China Sea to find you? Hahaha! ”

Laughing and leaving, Lu Yan picked up the braised duck leg on the side and said, "Boss, keep it on my account!" ”

"Doctor Lu, don't take one, I have more here? I'll give you another roast suckling pig! ”

Looking at Lu Yan's back, the proprietress of the braised meat shop shouted,

Because he has been here for more than ten years, in addition to treating the people free of charge, Lu Yan will also help his neighbors solve their doubts.

Lu Yan: For example, what should I do if the bear child is not well-behaved, the willow strips will be smoked three first, and the medicine will definitely be eliminated.

Child: Didn't you think about whether we would be killed?

Lu Yan: Death? If you're dead, I'll be able to pull you back and keep pumping.

Look, this is the simple Dr. Lu, "being a man" is really amazing!

And when the proprietress of the braised meat shop came back, she saw the fat monk eating a chicken leg.

Looking at her, the proprietress said solemnly: "Did you give the money?" Just eat my chicken legs! ”

"I don't have any money, so can I credit him?"

Pointing to Lu Yan, the fat monk couldn't help but ask,

"I can remember your tombstone!"

slapped the fat monk's wig, and the proprietress directly picked up the kitchen knife and said, "I'll hack you to death and eat my chicken legs"

"Hey, no, donor, no!"

Scared run, MC Guanyin has never encountered this kind of thing in his life, and the people here are too strong.

But since when did the people start to become "lawless"?

came to the place where Sha Wujing "haunts",

Tang Seng saw a group of Taoist priests, pointing to a huge Gu fish and saying that it was a monster.

Hearing this, he hurriedly flipped through the ancient book and said: "Wrong, wrong, that's not a monster, it's just a Gu's fish!" ”

"What? What are you talking about? In front of this group of villagers, you actually said that he is not a monster, do you know, how sad and uncomfortable they will be, I just want to kill you! ”

Seeing Tang Seng come out to dismantle the stage, the Taoist priest hurriedly shouted,

"Shoot him!"

"Isn't he dead?"

"Then beat him to death again!"

Pointing to the Gu fish in front of them, the villagers immediately walked out and several old people roared,

Looking at this scene, Tang Seng hurriedly said: "You are really mistaken, the monster is still in the water!" ”

"Brute!"

A punch smashed into Tang Seng's face, and the village chief and others couldn't help but move.

Because the words of the Taoist priest are really right, Tang Seng is a liar!

And just when he was hoisted high, Chun Sanniang in the distance asked, "Xingjun, don't we save him?" ”

"Don't worry, he won't die!"

Eating duck legs indifferently, Lu Yanke knew that the biggest threat was "monsters",

But what if this youkai is also his own? What danger can Tang Seng have?

If he could really walk and fall to death, Lu Yan would slap himself, and then turn his head to learn 300 children's rhymes to eliminate demons!

Laughing to death!

And just after the villagers went into the water, they saw that something seemed to appear in the water.

When the villagers found out that the monster appeared, they really panicked and ran towards the shore.

In the panic, a baby accidentally fell into the water.

Seeing this scene, Tang Seng, with the cooperation of Sha Wujing, directly flew himself ashore!

Looking at Sha Wujing, who performed so hard, Lu Yan had to clap his hands,

Good guy, it's good that he didn't go to modern times, otherwise Gao Gao would have to be the best supporting actor!

Looking at this scene in shock, Chun Sanniang couldn't help but blink her eyes and said, "This, fake, right?" ”

But anyone with a little vision knows that Sha Wujing is acting, but Tang Seng and the villagers can't see it.

Let the villagers get out of the way, only to see Tang Seng say his opinion on "truth, goodness and beauty"!

Xia Family's Three Thousand Gold: You'd better not say it's us!

Putting aside the "formation" of exorcism, I saw Tang Seng take out his treasure, that is, the three hundred children's songs,

Looking at Tang Seng dumbfounded, Sha Wujing showed a king's sledgehammer-like expression,

He's stupid now, he doesn't know if there's something wrong with his acting, or if something went wrong,

The person in front of him could actually be Tang Seng, isn't this nonsense?

Thinking of escorting him to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, Sha Wujing became murderous in the next moment,

Just when the angry Sha Wujing dragged Tang Seng and beat him severely, he saw Miss Duan appear!

[Journey to the West: Demon Suppression! ] 】

Pulled Sha Wujing's hair back, and then beat him up and turned him into a cute ragdoll fish,

"This? Doesn't seem like it's in the plan? ”

Seeing Miss Duan appear, Lu Yan's face showed a look of consternation,

Because this is so unexpected, Sha Wujing doesn't want to play? Actually got it done by a demon slayer?

Sha Wujing: I'll play with wool, just this Tang Seng, who can lead it, I'm rotten!

"Demon slayer?"

Seeing Tang Seng's blue nose and swollen face after being beaten, Miss Duan asked with a smile,

"yes!"

Looking at Miss Duan embarrassedly, Tang Seng explained,

At this time, Miss Duan picked up 300 children's songs, and said with the same expression as Lu Yan on her face: "You take this demon slayer?" Hehe, quite thoughtful! ”

As he spoke, he took out his amorphous flying ring and said, "Gadgets, I like it too, but if you like it, you can do it, fine dog!" ”

Turning around to greet the cheers of the villagers, Miss Duan's words directly made Tang Seng dumbfounded, and then went to find the "fat monk" with a blue nose and swollen face.

But after seeing his master, Tang Seng became even more stupid,

Because the fat monk was also beaten, he could only lie on the grass in a serious way,

"Master, what's wrong with you?"

Asking MC Guanyin, Tang Seng couldn't help but speak: "Is there any royal law, who beat you like this!" ”

"Don't say it, the master went to eat chicken legs, and he happened to be caught!"

Looking at Tang Seng embarrassedly, the fat monk couldn't help but explain,

And after listening to his words, Tang Seng directly let go of his hands,

"Oops, hey!"

Slammed on the ground, the fat monk looked at Tang Seng and said, "It hurts me to death!" ”

"Master, it's not right for you to do this! This is not only sorry for the Buddha, but also sorry for the boss! ”

Just when Tang Seng was explaining, the fat monk said: "The wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha has left it in his heart, apprentice, you still haven't seen through it, this world, he."

Just when MC Guanyin began his own quibble, phew, explain, Tang Seng was completely dumbfounded,

When the chicken soup kept coming to mind, Tang Seng regained his strength and said, "Master, I think you are right!" ”

"There's something wrong with this kid's brain!"

Looking at Tang Seng not far away, he could actually agree with MC Guanyin's nonsense, Lu Yan was dumbfounded, are all monks in this year so easy to deceive? Otherwise, he will also change his clothes, maybe if he becomes a "bandit", there will be a bonus!

(End of chapter)