In the dark night, the cold wind is howling,

In a roast pig shop deep in the mountains,

Tang Seng walked in with curiosity on his face, and his eyes couldn't help but be puzzled,

Because it seems a little strange here, and the store is opened here, there are no customers, and the boss's brain is a little bad!

Zhu Bajie: Wow, I'll give you a lung!

And just when Tang Seng was surprised, he saw that the beautiful proprietress in front of him walked up and looked at Tang Seng, as if she was looking at something.

But at this time, I saw a big hand appear from behind Tang Seng, grabbed it and smashed it a few times.

"Hey, how can you just beat people around!"

Looking at Miss Duan in shock, Tang Seng was scared stupid in an instant!

"People? Look at it now, she's still not human! ”

Pointing to the proprietress in front of her, Miss Duan almost laughed angrily,

He didn't even see such a conspicuous monster, and he went out to learn how to subdue demons and eliminate demons, just kidding!

Seeing the distorted face of the proprietress being beaten, Tang Seng immediately gasped and said, "She, what is she?" ”

"What? Of course it's a demon, what else can it be! ”

Looking at Tang Seng, I saw the amorphous flying ring in Miss Duan's hand turning, directly killing the monsters that rushed up around.

"Roar!"

Under the roar, the whole roast pig shop began to change,

Looking at the thing that was originally a "roast pig", there was actually a hidden person, Tang Seng was almost frightened to the point that his soul was scattered.

"Hey, hey, don't eat, it's time to get out!"

Looking at Zhu Bajie, who was still hiding behind and eating, Lu Yan couldn't help but slap him on the head,

And at this moment, Zhu Bajie raised his head and said, "Ah, is it my turn?" Wait, I'll go! ”

Putting on a greasy look, Zhu Bajie turned his head and smiled: "How about this look!" ”

"Are you singing big operas? Don't go yet! ”

raised his foot and kicked on Zhu Bajie's buttocks, but Lu Yan complained angrily,

If it weren't for watching Tang Seng, who would want to help Zhu Bajie design the tavern? And everything here was made by him with magic!

As for the demonic aura that Miss Duan perceived,

Turned his head to look at Chun Thirty Niang on the side and said, "Okay, okay, don't be ruthless, it's almost cross-eyed!" ”

Suddenly hearing Lu Yan's words, Chun Thirty Niang said deflated: "Wow, I'm so tired, I never thought that releasing demonic energy is also a tiring thing!" ”

"The real ruthlessness doesn't rely on demonic spirit! You still have to learn more! ”

patted his thighs and got up, Lu Yan put his hands behind his back with a smile on his face and left.

But looking at Lu Yan, Chun Sanniang touched her thigh and said, "Xingjun, why did you slap my thigh just now!" ”

"Nonsense, doesn't it hurt to pat yourself on the thigh?"

Explaining with a smile on his face, Lu Yan snapped his fingers and said, "Solution!" ”

"Boom, boom!"

As the "magic energy" dissipated, the entire "roast pig shop" began to change, and it looked extremely cold.

Just as Zhu Bajie, who was wearing a cream dress, appeared, Miss Duan immediately said, "What kind of monster is this?" ”

"Dangchang!"

Pulling out the nine-tooth nail rake, Zhu Bajie rushed forward with a smile on his face,

Acting, he's the most familiar!

But at this moment, the amorphous flying ring in Miss Duan's hand hit her like a torrential rain.

Seeing that the original skin continued to crack, Zhu Bajie secretly said in his heart: "Wait, isn't it acting?" How can it hurt so much! ”

But at this moment, Zhu Bajie injured Miss Duan with a nine-toothed nail rake, intending to deter Tang Seng and let him escape.

But unexpectedly, Zhu Bajie's approach made Miss Duan ruthless, and she got up and directly locked his neck with an amorphous flying ring.

Looking at this scene, Tang Seng couldn't help shouting: "What should I do, what should I do now, wait, I'll take three hundred children's rhymes!" ”

"Take 300 of your sister's nursery rhymes, hurry up and suck out his spirit with your mouth!"

Yelling and roaring, Miss Duan didn't think about it, the matter came to the point, Tang Seng actually wanted to use 300 children's songs to influence Zhu Bajie,

"What? He actually wants to kiss me? ”

When he saw Tang Seng's mouth close to him, Zhu Bajie struggled frantically,

Because this is his first kiss, he hasn't given it to Xiaolongnu yet, how can he be taken away by Tang Seng, and he immediately roared,

Looking at Zhu Bajie's hideous appearance, Tang Seng scolded angrily in his heart: "Die, die!" ”

As he spoke, I saw Tang Seng stuff it in one gulp,

With Zhu Bajie's Yuan Shen being sucked out, Miss Duan hurriedly took out the Qiankun bag, intending to turn it into a doll.

But it's a pity that after Zhu Bajie was put in, he went completely crazy,

Because that's something he's kept for hundreds of years! Now it's gone.

Lu Yan: Wow, is it really good for you Zhu Bajie to be so?

Looking at the monster that turned into a giant boar and was rushing over frantically, Miss Duan and Tang Seng were dumbfounded,

Because they didn't expect that the "angry" Zhu Bajie would be so terrible,

"Roar!"

let out an angry roar, and Zhu Bajie rushed out with his fangs, as if he was going to kill the pair of men and women on the fangs.

Looking at Zhu Bajie who was completely crazy, Miss Duan and Tang Seng were subconscious, and ran away.

Three pieces of advice for life!

An angry woman is harder to press than a pig for the New Year!

Don't believe that you can kill this kind of nonsense!

Encounter the Northeast gold gradation, remember to say that it is a local, if not, please mouth ID card, notify the family after the good thing!

"They ran away?"

With wide eyes, Chun Thirty Niang's eyes were full of consternation,

"If you don't run, you can hold down Zhu Bajie!"

Looking at Chun Thirty Niang, Lu Yan walked forward leisurely and said, "Let's go and watch the play too!" ”

"Ah, Xingjun, don't you protect Tang Seng? What if he is killed? ”

Looking at Lu Yan in shock, Chun Thirty Niang was dumbfounded,

This is to protect Tang Seng? How do you feel that Lu Yan is looking forward to Tang Seng's death than everyone else?

Lu Yan: Don't talk nonsense, be familiar with it, be careful that I sue you for slander!

All the way through the mountains and forests, when Miss Duan and Tang Seng were treating by the stream, they saw Chun Thirty Niang showing a puzzled look and said, "Xingjun, something is wrong!" Both of them! ”

"Isn't there something wrong?"

Touching his nose, Lu Yan couldn't help but look around and said, "This weather is a little hot!" ”

"Wait, why did you get a nosebleed!"

Pointing to Lu Yan, Chun Thirty Niang was suddenly dumbfounded,

Because not only did Tang Seng, who was looking at Miss Duan, start to bleed, but even Lu Yan, who was hiding in the shadows, was like this.

Is it any wonder he thinks it's good?

Gou man!

"Isn't it normal for me to be a bit more angry as the Fire Virtue Ying Confusing Star Monarch?"

Hearing Chun Thirty Niang's accusation, Lu Yan couldn't help but wipe his nose and said, "It seems that this Xingjun still needs to go to the land of Qinglou to practice!" ”

Looking at Lu Yan in shock, Chun Thirty Niang secretly said in her heart: "What kind of things are the immortals of this heavenly court?" ”

blushing and leaving with a thick neck, Tang Seng once again refused Miss Duan's teasing,

But this time, Miss Duan felt that Tang Seng must have liked her.

And I have to say, this is really a beautiful misunderstanding!

Because Lu Yan likes it too!

Looking at Tang Seng who was going to go back to find his master, Lu Yan squinted his eyes and said, "Wait for Zhu Bajie's thing?" Where to go! ”

But just when Lu Yan was about to ask Chun Thirty Niang, he saw a wild boar galloping from afar, facing him with fangs.

", Zhu Bajie, you."

Attracted all the attention by Miss Duan's posture, Lu Yan didn't expect that the backstab three hundred years ago would actually be fulfilled today.

"Hey, there's a shooting star?"

Looking at the flashing things, Miss Duan prayed happily with her hands.

(End of chapter)