Chapter 10: Is it not worn?
"Can a beautiful woman take a picture? You really look like a star! The clerk asked excitedly, pulling out his phone as he spoke.
Mu Yunzhi didn't understand the meaning, but tried to deal with it with a cold expression and remained silent.
"That...... We won't erase zero, the money will be transferred to you on WeChat. Let's go. ”
Lu Mang stood outside the door, holding a clothes bag in his hand, beckoning to Mu Yunzhi.
Mu Yunzhi looked at him with some curiosity.
Along the way, Lu Mang was always in a hurry, but now he looks nervous.
He even called out his name...... Anyway, this is the first time he's called his name, right?
Could it be that he is going to be exposed?
She froze, hummed, and walked out of the store.
Closely following Lu Mang, he cautiously asked, "Am I acting wrong?" ”
"No, you put down the robe in your arms."
"What for?"
Although he asked, Mu Yunzhi still did so and blocked the Taoist robe in front of his lower abdomen.
"Remember what I said earlier? You can't use spells at any time, and you can't expose yourself by acting aggressively? ”
"Yes."
"Okay......" Lu Mang lowered his voice, "Are you not wearing it inside?" ”
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In the next moment, Lu Mang felt that he had been hit by a high-speed car, and the whole person was about to fly out, but at the same time as his feet left the ground, he was pulled back by a jade hand, and his arm was about to break.
"Pain, pain, pain, ......," Lu Mang wailed.
I feel like I'm going to break down......
This handful of bones is falling apart.
Mu Yunzhi glared at him angrily, his eyes seemed to be able to kill.
Shameless! Dirty! Lecher!
"Didn't you say you didn't want to do it......"
"I didn't say I wouldn't do it, I didn't use spells, and I didn't expose myself." Mu Yunzhi's voice was cold and cold.
The passers-by really didn't notice anything, but felt that this little couple was "holding hands" on their arms, which was very intimate.
"Look at your reaction, it's true that you're not wearing it." Lu Mang grinned in pain.
Mu Yunzhi was still pinching his arm.
"Shut up! Didn't you say that ordinary people wear it like this? It's your debauchery! ”
"You misunderstood...... What you see is the appearance, and ordinary people are wearing things inside. Lu Mang pointed to the underwear store not far away, "This is it." ”
Mu Yunzhi was once again shocked.
This...... This......
She looked at the clothes of the model dummy inside, and was speechless for a long time.
There are only three pieces of cloth?
Demon cultivators and demon girls wouldn't wear it like that!
"This is an underwear store, underwear is the clothes that girls wear inside, you can go in and pick it yourself." Lu Mang stammered.
Mu Yunzhi narrowed his eyes and stared at Lu Mang.
"See what?"
"Aren't you going to stay with me?"
"This ...... Inconvenience. ”
"Why?"
"Inconvenient is inconvenient."
This disciple is still blushing?
"What's inconvenient, what age are they, what are you afraid of when you accompany your girlfriend to buy underwear?"
The shopping guide in the store had already noticed these two people, and couldn't help but come out to persuade the customers who arrived not to run away.
"Come on, come in, come in and see, what size does the young lady usually wear?" The shopping guide pushed the two into the store.
There were also a few girls who were picking out underwear in the store, and they couldn't help but look at the two people who came in.
Most of them were talking about Mu Yunzhi's beauty in surprise, and some of them looked at Lu Mang gloatingly.
"Size ......"
Mu Wanzhi was stumped, she didn't understand what she meant, so she had to cast her eyes at Lu Mang.
This move understands the shopping guide's heart.
Understand, a little game between little couples.
"What's your girlfriend's size?" The shopping guide asked Lu Mang.
Lu Mang felt his brain overloaded.
"Uh, it should be D?"
"I don't even know my girlfriend, should I?" The shopping guide smiled and led Mu Yunzhi to change underwear.
Lu Mang only felt tormented, and found a corner and kept swiping his mobile phone without raising his head.
……
According to the usual practice, Lu Mang asked Mu Yunzhi to buy two sets of underwear, and then paid with his mobile phone.
"Where's your clothes?" After leaving the store, Lu Mang, who was carrying a large bag and a small bag, suddenly found that the gown she had been holding was missing.
"It's put away, it's a lot of trouble to hold it all the time, and I just put it in the storage space when I changed clothes inside."
Lu Mang was shocked.
Why didn't you say it earlier if you had this feature? Don't you see so much of me......
"You didn't give the gold and silver just now, why is it counted as payment?" Mu Wanzhi asked.
"Don't ask, ask is technology." Lu Mang shook his mobile phone, "This is called mobile payment, I will teach you how to use it in the future." ”
Mu Yunzhi nodded.
"What do you mean by girlfriend?"
It's not a person who said this, they all seem to be saying that they are Lu Mang's girlfriend, if they want to say that they are friends, but they have a female character, why do they deliberately emphasize women? Can't it be a boyfriend?
But Lu Mang did not refute this title......
"Girlfriend means...... Well, couples. Lu Mang confessed.
"What do you mean by being a couple?"
"Do you know couples?"
"Yes." Mu Yunzhi had an ominous premonition, and his face gradually darkened.
"After the relationship between couples is upgraded, they are husband and wife."
Just know ......
Mu Wanzhi's expression was cold: "We are at most Taoist couples, like-minded." Why don't you refute them? ”
"Because it's going to be a nuisance."
"Trouble?"
"Because a man and a woman of about the same age buy clothes together, and they're basically couples, and if I refute it, they'll be curious about our relationship. Is it a brother and sister? Or a brother and sister? No matter how close you are, you won't be able to buy personal items like underwear together, right? Denying it puts our identity under suspicion, and I'd say that if you are suspected, you risk being exposed. ”
The head of Lu Mang's explanation is the Tao.
This is true, it is the best solution to let others mistake them for a couple, so it will be more convenient to understand the world. If they deny it, who knows what others will say? It's possible to treat me like a licking dog who licks the goddess.
Mu Wanzhi nodded thoughtfully.
I can't imagine that Lu Mang is quite smart enough to think so much and deal with possible troubles in the simplest way.
In fact, if you think about it, he is not that kind of thief.
Although he spoke lightly and straightforwardly, he was also thinking about her, and would even ask himself to move his robe down to prevent it from going naked......
And he was blushing when he first entered the lingerie store.
Do lewd thieves blush?
……
Mu Yunzhi said lightly: "Just now, does it hurt?" ”
"What? Oh, it hurts, how can you have such a heavy hand with so much strength......" Lu Mang grinned, "I was broken by you, and I have to lose money......"
"Less loading, I don't need much effort at all!" Mu Yunzhi said angrily, random and positive, "Fang is the deity is wrong, the deity is not right to compensate you." ”
Is she apologizing? Lu Mang looked at her with interest.
Mu Yunzhi was uncomfortable by him: "What else are we going to do?" ”
"I'll take you to buy two more pairs of shoes, and then we'll go to dinner."
"What's going to eat tonight? The noodles at noon are also quite delicious. ”
"Don't eat noodles, I'll take you down to the restaurant."
Well......
The noodles at noon suddenly didn't smell so good.