Chapter 11: It's good not to hate it
"It's the tenth bowl." The boy at the window table said suddenly.
"What's the tenth bowl?" The girl sitting across from him looked up and asked.
"The girl at table six, she's eating the tenth bowl of rice right now."
The girl received the prompt and looked at table six.
There were two people sitting there, a man and a woman.
The man was wearing a coat and glasses, and there were large bags and small bags stacked at his feet, which looked like clothes and shoes, and he had just finished cooking and handed the bowl to the other side.
The woman is surprisingly good-looking, as if she came out of a painting, stepping on a pair of off-white canvas shoes, her hair is waist-high, and she is seriously bowing her head to cook.
It looks like a hungry couple shopping.
"Really?" The girl didn't believe it. How can someone who looks so thin eat so much?
"Of course it's true! I noticed her when they came in, and I watched her eat nine bowls, and now it's ten! "The boy swears by it.
"My God......" The girl didn't have time to be surprised, she suddenly reacted, and reached out to pull the boy's ear angrily, "What did you say?" Why do you keep staring at other women? If you have the surname Li, you will make it clear to me! ”
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Lu Mang pretended not to hear the commotion at the next table.
Mu Yunzhi was a little concerned, she didn't want to act too unusual: "How much do I eat?" ”
"How so...... Eat a little more than the average person. ”
"Oh, then I'll finish this bowl and stop eating."
"Is your Xuanqing Sect's food bad?"
Rice can be made so fragrant, as if I haven't eaten in 300 years...... No, she really hadn't eaten it.
"I don't know, I've been living alone in Xianfeng for three hundred years since I was a child, and I've long been used to eating and drinking, and I didn't hold back when I smelled so fragrant for the first time yesterday...... That ravioli was delicious. ”
After speaking, Mu Yunzhi took a few bites of rice
Lu Mang couldn't help but want to laugh.
You are not very good at cultivating immortals, people want to cut off the desires of mortals, you Mu Fairy is good, and you drool unabashedly.
Thinking of this, Lu Mang was a little melancholy.
If only I could make a grain myself, I wouldn't have to work so hard to eat and drink.
I'd like to have more salted fish......
"Again?" Lu Mang asked when he saw that the bottom of her bowl was empty.
"Nope." Mu Wanzhi was reluctant to say it, and took the napkin handed over by Lu Mang, "What are we going to do next?" ”
"Eat and drink to your heart's content, go home and sleep." Lu Mang stood up and stretched.
After saying that, the two left the restaurant together.
"Wait a minute!"
Someone shouted behind him, and the restaurant owner chased after him wrapped in an apron and holding a spatula in his hand.
Lu Mang was shocked, damn it, didn't you say that the meal will be refilled indefinitely? I just took her here to eat because of the advertisement advertised at the door of the store, boss, what do you mean by this left-handed spoon and right-hand shovel? Think we're going to turn our faces if we eat too much?
But think about it, I ordered those dishes and ate a pot of rice from him......
"Boss, don't be impulsive, I'll make up some food money for you if it's a big deal." Lu Mang hurriedly said.
The boss was stunned for a moment, and immediately smiled and said, "Little handsome guy, you misunderstood, I think your girlfriend is so good at eating...... No, it's so good, I want to recommend you to participate in a competition. ”
As he spoke, he handed over a flyer and walked away with a smile.
"It's a shame not to participate in such a meal......"
Far away, Lu Mang heard his muttering.
This boss turned out to be a cherished talent......
The flyer reads "Gluttonous Feast".
The name is good, but it is actually the Big Stomach King Competition, which is hosted by a five-star hotel in the city center, the Black Tile Hotel. It's time to apply, so it's still early for the event.
Mu Yunzhi didn't understand it.
"What is written?"
"It's a dinner contest, and the prize money is not bad."
"There's a game for dinner?"
Mu Yunzhi was a little surprised that the people in this world were outrageously idle, what was there to compare to eating?
"Yes, it's only two months later, and it's still early." Lu Mang crumpled the leaflet and couldn't find the trash can, so he had to put it in his pocket.
"I don't participate." Mu Yunzhi said, "This will only increase the probability of me being exposed, so there is no need to take this risk." ”
Lu Mang raised his eyebrows slightly, this was exactly what he wanted to say.
With Mu Wanzhi's amount of food, it is easy to win the championship, but this kind of competition may require real-name authentication, and a monk who has crossed over from Mu Yunzhi can't participate if he wants to.
They walked side by side, stopping and stopping along the way, and most of the time it was Lu Mang who introduced her to the things around her.
Mu Yunzhi also popped up a few questions from time to time, such as why the car ran and why the street lights were on.
Lu Mang will explain to her if he knows, and if he doesn't know, he will say that this is the power of technology.
The two eventually stopped in front of the supermarket.
"It's a supermarket, a place to sell things."
Lu Mang led her in as he spoke, pushing the cart to the shelf.
When Mu Wan first arrived, he didn't have any daily necessities.
When I passed by the snack area, I took two more packets of sunflower seeds.
After all, this girl still has to watch a series of videos on the general history of the country, and it is estimated that she will die of boredom if she doesn't have anything to eat.
"This is for brushing your teeth in the morning and evening to keep your mouth clean, this is a towel for washing your face in the morning, and then take a larger one for bathing ......" Lu Mang explained to her while taking things.
"And that ......" Lu Mang hesitated, "That is a sanitary napkin, which girls use during their menstrual period." ”
"What is the menstrual period?"
Mu Wanzhi asked.
I don't know why, in this world, as long as it is said that it is used by girls, it will give her a feeling.
A feeling that Lu Mang is about to be shameless.
"It's a menstrual affair."
Really...... Mu Wan has a black line on his face.
"The deity has already cut off the red dragon!" Mu Wanzhi said angrily.
"Oooh...... So you don't use this? ”
"No!"
Lu Mang didn't know what Chilong meant, and he was still in Baidu at the time of checkout. After seeing the answer, he called out to the good guy, it turns out that cultivating immortals still has this kind of function?
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It was already nine o'clock when the two got home.
Lu Mang turned on the light and put all the big and small bags he bought on the coffee table.
He bought two sets of all his clothes and two pairs of shoes, climbed up and down in the Blue Sky Commercial Building, and when he came back, he had to go up to the seventh floor, and he felt that his legs were about to break.
"If I want to wash my new clothes before wearing them, will I use the washing machine?" Lu Mang walked into the bathroom and pointed to the washing machine, "Put the clothes in, just press it like I do, and when the time comes, just take it out and dry it on the balcony." ”
Mu Yunzhi nodded.
This is like the art of dust purification, which is specially designed to serve lazy people.
"How does it feel? What's the catch? Lu Mang lay back on the couch, panting half-dead.
Mu Yunzhi observed her small water glass, which was printed with the pattern of pink HelloKitty: "I know a lot of things, and I think your world is amazing." ”
But the most amazing and dangerous thing is technology.
"Do you hate the world?" Lu Mang asked.
"Not annoying." Mu Yunzhi said.
The world is very good, people live and work in peace and contentment, there is a lot of good food, although everyone speaks very frivolously, but in general there is nothing annoying.
But there is too little spiritual power, and there is no teacher.
The spiritual power is too little to break through the Tao and become an immortal, and without a master, his heart is empty.
"It's good if you don't hate it, if you don't hate it, you have a chance to fit in." Lu Mang smiled, "I will do my best to help you, whoever asked me to accept your things, partners should be mutually beneficial and win-win." ”
Mu Yunzhi snorted coldly: "I'll go take a bath." ”
Closing the door, Mu Yunzhi looked at the ceiling.
In fact, the main reason why I don't hate it is because there is always a partner next to me who is patiently answering questions.
Mu Yunzhi smiled silently and turned on the switch.
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