After several tosses, his wife finally quieted down, and Li Ergou also fell asleep, in which he came to Mohe during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period.

Jiamuserle, the leader of Mohe, was extravagant and neglected political affairs, which led to the people's misery, and there were people fleeing the famine everywhere, and the outbreak of the plague made it even worse.

Li Ergou led 3,000 elite soldiers to arrive outside Mohe City, shaking [expression] and shouting, beating drums to demonstrate.

Lei Xiao, the city guard, known as the "Three Musketeers", this person has a tiger's back and a strong waist, grew up in the grassland since he was a child, is good at riding and shooting, and follows his teacher to learn art for eight years, only practicing three swords.

Since his debut, he has not met an opponent, and he has killed his opponent within three swords, but this person has never fought against unknown juniors, he thinks that will only lose his reputation, and he also calls it "three non-fights".

Don't beat the nameless, don't be afraid of the old, the weak, the sick and the disabled, and don't beat the drunk.

You must ask, why don't you hit a drunk person?

This has to start with his mentor.

Master Lei Xiao is a drunkard, he only has a sip of wine in his life, and he has many drinking friends in his life, and most of them are martial arts masters.

For example: "Drunken Ghost" Xiao Yi, "Drunken Immortal" Wang Ming, "Drunken God" Sun Feng, "Drunken Woman" Gong Xiaochen. Coupled with the "drunkard" Lei Xiao, this five-person combination is "Five Drunken Heroes".

All five of them were born in troubled times, and since ancient times, it has been said that "heroes are born in troubled times", don't think that these five people are good at best drinking, and they have no real skills? That would be a big mistake.

The five people all gathered under the Mohe chieftain, guarding the east, south, west, north, and middle of the Mohe River, and the five major city gates.

He knows very well: If you want to sit firmly, you must see people, you are fooling around every day, and the five tiger generals are strong.

As long as these five people keep the country for themselves, they can stay in the palace for a long time.

It doesn't matter whether civilians live or not, as long as there are more beautiful women, they will be blessed, and if there are more people who sell their children and daughters, they will pay for it, and if they are good-looking, they will keep it for themselves, and if they are not good-looking, they will be arrested and filled with the army, killing two birds with one stone, killing two birds with one stone, without delay, isn't it better?

In the long run, over time, there were more people who resisted, and the rebel army sent troops to encircle and suppress it several times, but the wildfires could not be burned, and the spring breeze was born again.

No matter how Li Ergou shouts and abuses outside the city, this drunkard Lei Xiao is one ear in and one ear out, close the city gate, ignore you, what can you do to me? Just 3,000 people is not enough for me, and it is too underestimated for me, right?

In the middle of the camp.

"General Li, we have been driving around for a long time, calling the city day and night, and the thunder night is deaf, isn't it a matter to go on like this?"

"I'm not trying to figure it out."

"General Li, I heard that this Lei Xiao is extremely filial to Jiamuserle, and this Jiamuserle has only one hobby, do you know?"

"What hobby?"

"Woman"

"Women?"

"General Li, as the saying goes, "The hero is sad to pass the beauty pass." ”

"But there is also a saying that has been a lot of disasters since ancient times."

"General Li, don't you know how to disguise?"

"Yes, what's wrong?"

"You turn yourself into a person, go and trick Lei Xiao to open the city gate, as soon as the city gate is opened, I will lead someone to rush in and kill it without leaving a piece of armor."

"And then we'll break them down and annihilate them one by one?"

"General Li, these five people must not be allowed to get together, otherwise it will be difficult to win."

"Why?"

"General Li, none of these five are easy people to deal with, the five of them are united, and there is still hope for victory? It can be said that it is absolutely impossible. ”

"Don't praise others so much to destroy your own prestige, isn't it a union of five people? When they encounter my black dragon, they can only kneel on the ground and beg for mercy, and if they don't obey me, I will beat them until they obey. ”

"General Li is mighty, General Li is strong, anyone can blow big words, anyway, you don't need to eat, and you don't have to pay taxes, you can do your best to blow it."

"Blow, you think I'm just a mouth? Is it a master who only talks but doesn't practice? ”

"General, this really doesn't have it, and it doesn't mean that, if you just talk and don't practice, can you sit in the position of general?"

"It's good to understand, Xiao Jiang, haven't you seen General Ben make a move, don't you know how powerful General Ben is? I want to think about the past."

"Slow, General, you don't have to think about the past, I just want to see the present, the past is history, and the present is reality."

"You little bunny, what do you mean? I was just trying to reminisce about the past, and you intercepted me halfway and back, so you weren't afraid that I would spank you? ”

"General, I'm not Lei Xiao, why are you beating me? If you really have two brushes, go and call Lei Xiao out in front of the battle and fight him for 300 rounds. ”

"No, General Li, it's not right, I heard that this drunkard Lei Xiao, within three moves, General Li, listen, it's three moves, not thirty moves, not three hundred moves, I don't know if the general can go through three moves in his hand?"

"Xiao Jiang, who do you look down on? He is thunderous, how can he be my opponent, and he can survive a move in my hands? ”

"General Li, you must have played with trains made of mud when you were a child, right?"

"No, when I was a child, I focused on martial arts, I was proficient in all eighteen kinds of martial arts, and I memorized all the secrets of martial arts, and my master only praised me as a martial arts wizard, and I was the only one who came out of three thousand years?"

"Ah, General Li, has you been out for thousands of years?"

"Xiao Jiang, I didn't expect to chat with you It's also interesting, you kid can speak well, and you can grasp the main body, it's a bit interesting."

"General Li, this blowing is also an art, if you blow too much, you will be bold, and your courage will be enough, not that I will blow it, I will not be afraid of anyone."

"Xiao Jiang, General Ben will call for battle before the battle tomorrow, and lead Lei Xiao out of the city to fight me, do you see how General Ben will take it down with one move, okay?"

"Okay, if the general can block Lei Xiao's three moves, Xiao Jiang won't blow it for a month, no, three months, three months."

"Okay, let's just say that, let you not open your mouth for three months, except for eating, you will pierce my mouth."

"What must be, what must be."

In the early morning of the next day, the sky was just dawning, and the sky above Mohe was shrouded in fog, and the visibility was only five meters.

At this time, Lei Xiao was patrolling the city wall, and he heard someone call from the audience. "General Lei, little girl Li Mei'er, there is an urgent matter when you enter the city, can you please help me open the door?"

"Li Mei'er, I haven't seen it, I don't recognize it, now the war is tight, and you are not allowed to enter the city, you go back first, wait for the other party to withdraw the army, and it is not too late to enter the city."

"General Lei, the little woman came all the way, and she didn't see any soldiers and horses?"

"Really? Not Kuang me? ”

"General, how could it be? I really don't see a single soldier. ”

Lei Xiao thought to himself: Why didn't the other party open the city gate when he saw me killed, and withdrew his troops unknowingly last night? gone, now the fog is heavy, forgive him for not daring to attack.

"Prepare the archers, if something goes wrong, they are not allowed to go out of the city to face the battle, but only to shoot arrows." Lei Xiao shouted.

Lei Xiao came to the city gate, observed it, saw nothing unusual, and opened the city gate. Coincidentally, as soon as Lei Xiao opened the city gate, the fog disappeared in an instant, and I saw a wonderful woman holding a red horse, smiling and smirking.

"Lei Xiao, it's finally open, don't you open the door, I heard that you are a famous Three Musketeers, I want to learn it today, I don't know if you appreciate your face?"

"Who are you? Dare to lie to me? ”

"Who made you a pig's head? Don't use your brains? ”

"Xiao Jiang, you have a good look on the side, see how General Ben made him make three moves? And how did he win it with one move? ”

"General Li, don't worry, all the soldiers are watching."

"General Lee? Are you a black dragon? Isn't the black dragon a man? ”

"Lei Xiao, you don't distinguish between men and women, how can you lead troops to fight? Did you drink too much yesterday and still haven't woken up? ”

"You are looking for death, dare to speak bravely in front of me, and let me take me down in three moves, one move, who gave you your face?"

"Don't talk too much, don't say much, let you see the real talent of this general."

"Look at the sword, the first sword, you won't accompany you at sunset."

Lei Xiao's long sword was in his hand, and his swordsmanship was tricky, aiming at Li Ergou and stabbing it.