Chapter 56: "Drunk" Xiao Yi

Li Ergou used Ling Bo Weibu to dissolve the first sword stabbed by Lei Xiao very skillfully, and said, "Who has Ling Bo Weibu been afraid of?"

"You are less reckless here, you dodged the first sword, can you dodge the second sword, the third sword?"

"Joke, you are stabbing thirty swords, how can you withstand me?"

"Look at the sword, the second sword, open the ghost door through the clouds and mist."

This second sword is faster and more mysterious than the first sword, and it can be said that the changes are unpredictable and the mystery is hidden.

Li Ergou Ling Bo micro-steps were faster than the sword qi, dodging the sword qi, the sword qi shot on the city wall, and the thick city wall was pierced by the sword qi through a hole, which shows the great power of this sword.

Lei Xiao's second sword missed, and he was very anxious in his heart. But Li Ergou came to the sentence again: It is easy to shake the mountain, and it is difficult to step slightly. ”

"What kind of kung fu are you? How can it be so fast? ”

"You don't understand this, as long as you can dodge your sword qi, it's a good kung fu."

"I see how you dodge the third sword, the name falls deep in the mountains and the corpses are all over the field, I see how you dodge?"

This third sword can be said to have the power of sword qi to overwhelm the mountains and seas, swallow clouds and spit mist, and death is just a strand of hair.

It was too late, it was fast, Li Ergou rolled on the ground, and then a drunken eighteen leaps, jumped over the sword qi, and stood firmly in the center of the city gate.

He looked at Lei Xiao: "Your three swords really deserve their reputation, and you have some skills, you learned this from Shi Niang, right?"

"What do you mean?"

"If I hadn't learned it from my teacher, would I have been able to escape? Your Sanban Master is over, and now it's up to me to make a move, I'm sure you can't move a single move in your hand, believe it? ”

"I can't get a trick, I really don't believe it, what kind of demons and demons will you do?"

"Snake" Li Ergou yelled, and Lei Xiao watched a big green snake in front of him open its bloody mouth and attack him.

"Ah, snakes, oh, there's snakes."

"It's not mom or dad, I'm a man, how can I call mom, it's right to call dad."

Li Ergou took advantage of Lei Xiao's frightening, and swung out a move, and Lei Xiao's entire body was like being nailed to the city wall, unable to move.

"What's your move? How can I not feel pain? ”

"Lei Xiao, don't you want to thank my subordinates for their mercy?"

"Black Dragon, if you don't release snakes on me, how can you be my opponent?"

"Snakes? What snake? Where did the snake come from? Lei Xiao, you are dazzled, right? Where did the snake come from? ”

Li Ergou shook his clothes carefully, and there were really no snakes.

"That's weird, why do I see snakes?"

"Lei Xiao, look at the wall, what is that?"

"Black Dragon, if you don't scare me, I won't fall for you again?"

"If you don't believe it, you don't believe it, don't blame me for not reminding you?"

Lei Xiao only felt a cold thing enter the collar, he shook his hand and grabbed it, just grabbed the snake's tail, and the snake's head stilted up and appeared in front of him.

"Ah, snake, snake, there is a snake, help, black dragon, help."

"You don't believe it, I kindly remind you, you still say I lied to you, and now you think it's true?"

"Black Dragon, tell me the truth, where did the snake come from?"

"I don't know, I don't know"

"You don't know the snake you put it?"

"Let me first solemnly declare that I did not release the snake, and I don't know where the snake came from?"

Li Ergou thought to himself: I won't tell you that it is the snake I put down, and I won't tell others this secret.

"Anyway, there is KitKat, you said you didn't release the snake? Where did the serpent come from? ”

"Well, you ask me, who do I ask? Lei Xiao, to get back to the point, you are just like this, you have learned my kung fu, are you not going to open this city gate? ”

"Black Dragon, my master Wang Kai ordered me to guard the city gate and not let outsiders in, so this city is not open."

"Are you sure you can't open it? Got it in mind? No regrets. ”

"What? You're going to release snakes again? ”

"Don't let go of the snake, Lei Xiao, to be honest, so many of your soldiers are going to suffer a big disaster, do you believe it?"

"I don't believe it, with such a tall city wall, as long as the city gate is guarded, not a single bird can fly over, how can there be a big disaster?"

"I don't believe it, right, after three minutes you're talking about it, I'll see if you're afraid or not?"

"Three minutes, okay, I'll wait three minutes, I want to see if what you say is true, if it's true, I'll let you into the city, if it's not true, don't blame me for shooting you with arrows."

"Lei Xiao, look at the back, what is that?"

Lei Xiao turned his head and shouted: My God, why are there so many green snakes? I'm afraid there are tens of thousands of snakes, and that's okay. ”

"Lei Xiao, you can see clearly, this snake is pouring out of the city, and it has nothing to do with me."

"Black Dragon, this is purely the will of heaven, the heavens want to destroy me, I surrender, from now on, I will listen to your reprimand."

"Is that true?"

"Lei Xiao said a word, and the eight horses couldn't pull it back."

Li Ergou waved the flag, and 3,000 soldiers poured in from Zhongmen.

"Lei Xiao, close the city gate and order people to guard it strictly."

Li Ergou and the soldiers changed their clothes, disguised themselves as patrolmen, and went straight to the east gate.

Xiao Yi, the general of the East Gate, is upright, upright, loyal to others, never leaves the wine, he will get drunk when he gets drunk, and he is drunk and clear, and he is nicknamed "drunk".

It means that when drunk, he is like a ghost, which is enough to show the high level of this person's kung fu, and this person has made a promise: he is willing to worship the world's masters as brothers.

Since ancient times, heroes cherish heroes, because the Mohe leader Jiamuserle saved his life, and Xiao Yi is a person who has kindness and must be repaid, although he is not used to what Jiamuserle did, but he only admits death, a tendon, saved his life, he is loyal to whom.

On this morning, Xiao Yi sat on the city tower, ate a few snacks, and ate roast whole sheep in a big gulp, and persuaded himself: "Xiao Yi, I'll do it first, you feel free."

Xiao Yi was drinking a good wine, while staring at the outside of the city with a pair of thief eyes, as long as someone came, they would all be repatriated and given the passage fee, although everyone was angry, but they couldn't resist the bows and arrows on the city wall, so they had to swallow their anger, where did they come? .

Xiao Yizheng was drinking happily, and saw a team of soldiers coming to the city, and the first one was thundering.

Xiao Yi thought to himself: Why is this kid coming to me, the city gate is not guarded? .

"Uncle Xiao, Uncle Xiao, you're drinking, I'll accompany you to have a drink?"

"I Xiao Yi don't need to be accompanied by anyone to drink, I still have a good drink, I don't stop if I don't get drunk, my nephew should go back, it's important to guard the city gate."

"Uncle Xiao, I asked a friend to bring two jars of good wine from Qingzhou, with the same name as you, Uncle Shi guess what kind of wine it is?"

"Drunkard?"

"Uncle Shi is amazing, worthy of being a drunkard, and he can be hit at the first guess."

"You kid can talk, it suits my character, come on, let's have a few drinks?"

"Listen, you, you two come over and help Uncle Xiao screw the wine on, pay attention, don't spill your master's good wine."

Li Ergou and Xiao Jiang held a jar of wine and followed Lei Xiao to the city tower

。 Li Ergou saw Xiao Yi and thought, why is this Xiao Yi so like a thin monkey, just like a mother, are they brothers? Didn't you hear Skinny Monkey say he had an older brother? It seems that I have to thread the needle, Xiao Yi came up with a reason.

"General Xiao, you've worked hard, the younger two dogs will give you a bowl?"

"You don't need a general to come and go, just drink at the same table, which shows that there is a lot of fate."

"What General Xiao said is, I'll do it first, and you're free."

"Where is this, how can I drink freely? Little brother, since I have formed an indissoluble bond with this wine, I feel that life is meaningful. ”

"Could it be that General Xiao has something unspeakable, can you let me guess?"

"This can be had, if the little brother can guess my heart, I am willing to become a brother with you, from now on, in this Mohe, with my Xiao Yi cover, you can be guaranteed a lifetime of glory and wealth."

"Brother Xiao should be two brothers, right? Got separated as a kid or not? ”

"Okay, you're really good, how can you see it?"

"Don't hide it from General Xiao, I have a brother named Skinny Monkey, who is very similar to you."

"What's your name? Skinny monkeys? Where is he? Where is my brother? ”

"So, General Xiao is really a skinny monkey brother?"

"How can there be a fake, when I was a child, I was nine years old, my brother was seven years old, swimming outside Mohe City, unfortunately drowned, I was rescued by Jiamuserle, my poor brother, was ruthlessly washed away by the flood, so far for more than 20 years, there is no news, life and death are unknown."

"Since then, I have been addicted to alcohol, and I am drunk to relieve my sorrows, which is to add to my sorrows."

"General Xiao can rest assured, your brother is fine now."

"Little brother, where is the skinny monkey? Where is it? I'm going to go to him now. ”

"General Xiao, don't be in such a hurry, I'll send someone to send him to see General Xiao immediately, okay?"

"Little brother, as long as you let me see my brother, from now on, what is mine is yours, including my life."

"General Xiao, this is serious, tomorrow at noon, I promise you can see the thin monkey, how about it?"

"Thank you, little brother, thank you, little brother, Xiao Yi is so polite."

After speaking, Xiao Yi was about to kneel, and Li Ergou hurriedly helped him up.

"General Xiao, don't bring this, the thin monkey is my brother, I have been born and died together, hardcore brother."

"Even if you are my brother's brother, you will be my brother from now on, I am 33 years old, how old are you?"

"Big brother, I'm 26 years old"

"Hahahaha, I'm older than you, my brother and your brother."

Li Ergou thought in his heart: This person is really a person in temperament, and he is worthy of deep friendship.