"Brother Xiao, if Qinglong is really by Jiamuserle's side, is it possible for you five drunken heroes to win together?"

"General Li, it's hard to say."

"Brother Xiao, let's call me brother."

"Brother Li, our five drinking friends can be regarded as first-class masters in the world today, there are few people in the world who can compete with the five of us, among the five of us, the "drunken woman" Gong Xiaochen is the most powerful. ”

"Oh, drunkard"?

"Brother Li, Gong Xiaochen is not only famous for drinking, but what is more terrifying is her martial arts, if the four of us go head-to-head with her, they are not her opponents, under normal circumstances, two fights and one draw, three fights and one narrow victory."

"Brother Xiao, so powerful? Three to one? ”

"Speaking of which, my brother may not believe it, I once teamed up with the drunken god Sun Feng to fight the drunken woman, but it was only a draw, of course, the three of them have never challenged it."

How old is the "drunken woman"? ”

"It's not very old, thirty-five or sixteen years old, this person is still unmarried, brother, who would marry such a drunken maniac?"

"Brother Xiao, this is the truth, let's not talk about drinking, martial arts are still strong, as long as it is a man, it is too late to avoid her, what kind of husband and wife?"

"But this drunken woman is not in a hurry, she blows when she meets someone she can't see, the drunkard Wang Kai has admired her for a long time, and even stalked her, but in the end she didn't get her favor, and she was often beaten to the point that her nose was swollen, and we laughed at her."

"The north gate is guarded by Gong Xiaochen?"

"Yes, brother, brother, don't mess with her, lest you find a beating."

"What else is she interested in besides wine?"

"In a fight, as long as anyone comes to challenge her, she will gladly agree, one is where her strength lies, and the other is to meet friends with force."

"Brother Xiao, can you help me hand over a book appointment?"

"What book?"

"A challenge book, of course."

"Just you? Brother, I see that you stopped early, gave up this idea, and challenged who is not good, and you are going to provoke her, a crazy woman? ”

"Brother Xiao, what do you think of these three dolls' kung fu?"

"At the age of seven or eight, having such skills can be regarded as a good talent."

"Big brother, if I tell you that there are a hundred babies, all of them are the same as the three of them, do you believe it?"

"Didn't you emphasize it a few times, Thin Monkey has one hundred and eight apprentices? I believe this, are the three of them powerful? Will this kind of kung fu? ”

"Of course, this skill was passed on to Skinny Monkey by me, provided that he taught more than a hundred children."

"Brother Li, what is this kung fu called?"

"Uncle Xiao, this kung fu is called Ling Bo Weibu, our master said that it is for escape, and it cannot attack people." The three dolls said in unison.

"Why can't you attack people?"

"Brother Xiao doesn't know, my kung fu is just a self-defense technique, even if the opponent's kung fu is high, as long as you use this kung fu, you can't hurt him in the slightest."

"Brother Li, I really don't believe this?"

"Skinny monkey, let the three babies show their hands and take a look at Brother Xiao, is it true?"

"Okay, boss."

"Big brother, you order your archers to shoot arrows at the three of them, and ten thousand arrows can be fired at once, limited to one minute, to see if you can shoot any of the three of them."

"Apprentice, go outside the city gate, if you are shot, you will be punished for not drinking for three days, and if you don't shoot, you will be rewarded for not leaving the wine, hear clearly?"

"Clear."

Xiao Yi waved his hand: "Release the arrow."

The 300-strong archers aimed at the three children outside the city and began to fire their arrows.

The three dolls perform Lingbo micro-steps, soaring, moving, jumping, dodging, and moving. played to the fullest, a minute passed, and the three dolls were not injured in the slightest.

"Brother Li, your kung fu is too amazing, how can there be such a stunt in this world, fortunately I am a brother with you, if it is an enemy, I don't know how I died."

"Brother Xiao, do you have any doubts about me challenging the drunken woman Gong Xiaochen now?"

"This drunk woman is too powerful, it's hard to say, whether you can win or not is another matter, it's definitely no problem to escape."

"Isn't this okay, if you win, you can fight, if you can't win, you can run."

"Okay, I'll go to the drunken woman's place and make an appointment for you, to be honest, I'm afraid to go to her."

"Brother Xiao, you're afraid, I'm not afraid, I'm only afraid of her."

"What's the matter?"

"I'm afraid that she will fall in love with me at first sight, big brother, don't you know how many beautiful people are favored by me, and I sit still and defend the last line of defense from being breached."

"Brother Li, just by virtue of your appearance, you have clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, just like a poor talent, even if you haven't read a few sentences, you are still a person who knows everything, chewing words, others see it, and think you are a lifter?"

"Big brother, what's wrong with Xiucai, at least it's a few days before the academy, and it's already good to be able to win a show."

"Brother Li, you can let go, sit down, and know how many pounds and taels you have?"

"What do you mean? Big brother, when I take down the drunken woman tomorrow, I will personally order him to spank your ass, so that you are still here in the cold and miserable, right? ”

"Tomorrow's business will be said tomorrow, the five of you will continue to drink, I will go to Ximen now, let the drunken woman come early tomorrow, lest her wishful husband wait for a long time."

"Brother Xiao, you can say a few words in front of the drunken woman, you have to to the smallpox and get drunk, so that she can be tempted before she sees me."

"This brother, you will put 1,300 hearts, and I will definitely use my three-inch incorruptible tongue to pave the way and build bridges for you, so that she will think about you day and night, and when you meet, you will have the heart to beat your brother to death."

"Brother Xiao, you, you"

"Gone, gone, hahahaha."

"Boss, do you really think my brother will speak for you? Do you see his uneasy and kind look, will he speak for you? ”

"Skinny monkey, do you really think I'm begging your brother to speak for me? I'm kidding him, who am I? You don't know yet. ”

"Boss, I know your ability, I'm not afraid of drunken women, in fact, boss, you will win if you don't fight?"

"How can you win if you don't fight?"

"Boss, you're confused, aren't you? What woman is not afraid of snakes? Just the green snake on your body, with the word king printed on your head, isn't the drunken woman afraid? ”

"This snake is my secret, and I can't show it off often."

"Okay, Brother Li, you really put so many snakes that day? Do you really have a snake? ”。 Lei Xiao took a sip of wine, grabbed Li Ergou and asked.

"Don't listen to the thin monkey nonsense, where did I get the snake? Do you see I have a snake on me? ”

"I didn't see it, it must have been hidden by Brother Li."

"Lei Xiao, do you want to see snakes? I'll let these three babies catch a few snakes and play with us? ”

"Big brother, forget it, I'll be numb when I see a snake, so I don't need it."

"It's such a big person, and he still calls himself the Three Musketeers, what kind of snake are you afraid of?"

"Brother Li, look at what you said, you are not afraid of snakes, but I have been afraid of snakes since the day I was born, because I was bitten by snakes when I was a child. ”

"First of all, I have no objection that you are afraid of snakes, and secondly, I don't have snakes, and even if I have snakes, you can't see them."

"Anyway, I think you have a snake, Brother Li, look there, my brother is back, and he is back with a drunken woman, hehe, you just wait to be beaten."

"Beaten? I'm afraid I'm going to disappoint you. ”

"Which hairy boy who doesn't know the height of the sky dares to claim to be invincible all over the world? Come out and see the old lady. The drunken woman said before she arrived.

"Brother Li, anyway, I invited you to the person, it doesn't matter to me whether you are killed or disabled."

"Brother Xiao, don't worry, one can't die, let alone be disabled, how can it be?"

"You're the stinky boy who claims to be the best in the world? looks still handsome, but a little bit unaware of the height of the sky, no matter who you are, when you get to Mohe, you are a snake for me, and you are a dragon for me, this cramp and bone pulling taste is not pleasant. ”

"Miss Gong, the black dragon is polite."

"It's really a dragon, a black dragon, I don't think you're black, this thin skin and tender meat is a dish that my mother likes."

"Miss Gong, don't discuss the dishes in your bowl first, I just want to tell you that Miss Gong may be losing her body today."

"Lost? What is missing? ”

"Miss Gong, you see that my black dragon has just arrived in Mohe, you are not married, right? But I didn't find a daughter-in-law in Mohe, so I won't tell you, I have a crush on you. ”

"Fancy me? Let's just say that you can't carry the beating, right? ”

"This beating, it must be able to carry it, just say you can carry it or not?"

"Touch what? What do you mean? ”

"Let's make a bet, they testify, you beat me first, see if you can beat me, if you can't beat me within ten moves, you lose, okay?"

"And then?"

"Then I touch you, I'll remind you where I touch you, if you don't touch one of the ten moves, count me as losing, how about it?"

"It seems to be fair, but you said to Xiao Yi: I stink, no one wants me, I don't know, the world is laughing at me, saying that I am rude to people, alas, Heilong, where did my drunken woman offend you?"

"Brother Xiao, that's what you really said?"

"Brother Li, aren't I afraid that she won't come? It's just to stimulate her, and I didn't think she was serious. ”

"Okay, you Xiao Yi, when I finish beating him, I will beat you again when I turn around, dare to say bad things about me?."

"Don't, don't, Gong Xiaochen, if you have a grudge or a grudge to find Brother Li, don't look for me, ah, I'm just a messenger, and besides, the two countries are at war, so I don't kill them.