"Xiao Yi, no matter how you explain it, the words come out of your mouth, and you have to bear the consequences, you will be beaten this time, and you can't hide from it."

"Crazy woman, don't think that I'm Xiao Yi afraid of you, I used to let you, and it's not necessarily who beats whom."

"The old lady beat you first, and then come back and beat the black dragon."

Seeing this, Xiao Yi pulled his legs and ran, shouting as he ran, "Come and see, the crazy woman is crazy again, I'm going to beat someone, it's not that I can't beat the crazy woman, it's that a good man doesn't fight with a woman." ”

"Xiao Yi, you stop, I promise not to beat you."

"Really? Don't beat me, say it earlier. Xiao Yi turned around and said to Gong Xiaochen.

Li Ergou looked at the two drunken maniacs and thought, they are really two madmen, they turn their faces and don't recognize people, they are friends when they turn around, and it's okay to live like this, the two sides don't hold grudges, they are good friends.

Xiao Yi came to Gong Xiaochen's side, put his arm around her waist, and said to Li Ergou: "Brother, this crazy woman will be handed over to you, you pay attention, don't be beaten flat."

"Okay, Xiao Yi, I'm getting bolder and bolder, I dare to hug my mother? , I don't know "Do men and women kiss each other?". ”

Xiao Yi whispered to Gong Xiaochen: "In front of my brother, can you save me some face?" Let me have a long face, okay? ”

"Okay, no problem, the old lady saves face for you, see how the old lady saves face for you?"

After Gong Xiaochen finished speaking, he flew up at Xiao Yi's buttocks and kicked it.

Seeing this, Xiao Yi flew up, dodged a kick, and said loudly to Li Ergou: "'Brother Li, this crazy woman doesn't know what to do, you help me repair her, and give me this breath, okay?"

"Brother Xiao, do your own thing, this Sister Gong is my person, I will only spoil her, how can I be willing to repair her?"

"Black Dragon, although your words are a bit annoying, it sounds comfortable, much better than Xiao Yi" "Gong Xiaochen, what is Xiao Yi?" He's a beaten master? If you don't get beaten for three days, you will uncover the tiles when you go to the house, and people like him will not be beaten, but they will be beaten hard, and they must let him have a longer memory. ”

"Okay, Brother Li, how long has it been since you wore the same pants with the crazy woman? Or is it covered with a quilt? ”

"Xiao Yi, if you don't speak, no one will treat you as a mute, why are you so annoying?"

"Crazy woman, you have to stand in line, don't forget the formation, you have to remember, we just crawled out of a trench, he, Brother Li, is not a person in our team at all."

"Brother Xiao, you're stirring up trouble again, aren't you? Who is Gong Xiaochen? Will you not be able to distinguish between the southeast and the northwest? Who's good and who's bad? Look at your ugly face, aren't you a good bird? ”

"Brother Li, I know that you want the crazy woman to beat you, and you will be a little lighter, so you are so towards her, I Xiao Yi don't blame you, the person who can see the wind and the rudder, and the person who sees the stitches and needles is the smart person, are you right?"

"Xiao Yi, if you don't curry favor with the old lady here, I won't bear to anyone, especially to a cheeky and shameless person like you." Gong Xiaochen said with a laugh.

"Crazy woman, that's fine, but you can think about it, Brother Li's body can't stand your torture, if you break him, you will suffer."

"What do you mean? You make it clear to my mother, he is broken, why am I guilty? ”

The thin monkey saw that the three of them were chewing the root of their tongues here, just talking and not practicing, looking at this pose, they couldn't end up in three or five days, so they looked at the three dolls and purred their lips again.

The three dolls nodded in understanding. walked up to the three of them and said, "Two uncles, and such an aunt, do you want to fight or not?" Give me a good word, and we all have a good mental preparation. ”

When Gong Xiaochen saw the three babies, she was very happy, and immediately came to the three of them, look at this, look at that, look at these three cleverness, the more you look at it, the more you like it, and the more you look at it, the happier you are.

"You three babies, whoever asks me to hug first, I'll give him candy, okay?"

"Auntie, we don't eat sugar."

"Don't call me aunt, can you call my sister?"

"It's not okay to call my sister, my uncle and master are all here, and I call my sister a string."

"Apprentice, call me Master."

"Oh, we have a teacher, we have a teacher." The three dolls raised their hands and shouted.

Gong Xiaochen's face turned red, and in front of the three children, it was inconvenient to have a seizure, so he had to speak: "Shi Niang, Shi Niang, who called you three so cute?"

"Master, it's not three, it's one hundred and eight."

"What? One hundred and eight? ”

"Master, Uncle and Master have one hundred and eight apprentices, the same size as us."

"Who is your uncle?"

"That's my master, called Thin Monkey, and this is my uncle, called Black Dragon." The three dolls pointed to the thin monkey and Li Ergou and said.

"Black Dragon, look at your age of twenty-six or seventeen, so loving, I like these three dolls so much, let them be my apprentices, okay?"

"Master, this is not good, one guest does not fall behind the two masters, and the apprentices do not worship the second master." “

Who taught you? ”

"This, this, it seems that the master hasn't said this before, but it still needs the master's consent."

"When I finish beating your uncle, I'll go and tell your master, if your master doesn't agree, I'll beat him together."

"Master, you still have to pass the uncle first, you can't beat the uncle, he's amazing."

"Outside the mountain, Qingshan Lou Wailou, don't worry about beating your uncle, after beating you and me, Yicheng will go down the mountain like a lion's roar." Gong Xiaochen said proudly to the children.

"Black Dragon, I've taken these three apprentices, are you ready? Just do as you say, ten moves. ”

"Come on, Gong Xiaochen, I hope you don't show mercy to your subordinates, just come as much as you can, I'll continue."

"Don't worry, you will be beaten with a blue nose and swollen face, crying dad and calling mother."

"Who wouldn't? You can do it. ”

Gong Xiaochen waved his long sleeves, sat like a pine, fast as the wind, dragged a knife and cut through thorns, and rushed towards Li Ergou.

Li Ergou said secretly: "This drunken woman is really extraordinary, it seems that what Xiao Li said is true, and he didn't dare to be careless immediately, and he greeted him with Ling Bo micro-steps."

Xiao Yi was beside him, counting the tricks loudly, one, two, three, four... Seven, eight, nine, ten. ”

As soon as the ten moves were finished, Gong Xiaochen withdrew his hand and jumped to the side, and saluted Li Ergou: "Black Dragon, you won, I trusted you to be big, and I lost my courtesy, forgive me."

"Where, Miss Gong agreed."

Li Ergou continued: "You beat me ten moves, do I still count if I touch you ten moves?"

"This, this..."

"The crazy woman is cowardly, haha, the crazy woman is cowardly, coaxed..."

"Xiao Yi, you scream again, the old lady tore your mouth, I let you scream."

"Crazy woman, then you say let my brother touch it or not?"

"Touch, touch, of course, I'm willing, what?"

"Crazy woman, just touch it, let it be touched."

"The first move is the first touch, I want to touch your ass." After Li Ergou finished speaking, his figure flashed, as fast as lightning, and appeared behind Gong Xiaochen, with his left hand just above her buttocks.

Li Ergou jumped away and stood on the edge of her city wall five meters away.

"The second trick is two strokes, I still have to touch your ass." Gong Xiaochen didn't have time to dodge, and he felt that his butt was touched by Li Ergou again.

"Stop, stop, stop, black dragon, you can't always talk about the place, this third touch, I said the place, you can touch it, you win, okay?"

"How can't this work, of course it works."

"Then you can't say it once and dodge it, you have to connect it and touch it."

"It's up to you, do you say the place or do I say the place?"

"Of course, if you keep talking about a place, and I concentrate too much, you will be suspected of deliberateness, and you are not really good."

"Start, head, face, hands, ears, feet, nose, mouth, ass." As Gong Xiaochen's series of names were called, the ten touches ended with Li Ergou touching all the names.

Gong Xiaochen threw himself at Li Ergou, thinking: "This is a real man, I have been waiting for more than 30 years, and today finally appeared, the opportunity is in front of me, after this village, there is no such shop."

She came to Li Ergou and said softly, "Black Dragon, does what you said still count?"

"What words? As long as I said it, it counts. ”

You said, "Miss Gong, you are not married, I am not married, and I have not found a daughter-in-law in Mohe, so I will not tell you, I have taken a fancy to you." ”

"Did you say that yourself?"

"Miss Gong, I said yes, but at the time..."

"Don't be pretending to be back and forth, just say, am I not beautiful?"

"Pretty."

"Fat or not?"

"Not fat"

Skinny or not? ”

"Not skinny."

"Love me or not?"

"Love"

"Black Dragon, isn't this enough? Let's go, follow me to the West Gate, we will share the bed tonight, get down to business, I'll be your person from now on, I'll do whatever you tell me to do. ”

"Ah, so fast? First of all, I am a person who already has a wife. ”

"It's not important, men have three wives and four concubines, isn't this normal, as my man, if I'm the only woman, I'm not a good man."

Li Ergou said to Xiao Li and the others: "Brothers, there are still three dolls, my Heilong will leave first, I am going to Ximen now to marry my wife Gong Xiaochen."

"Black Dragon, I forgot my brother when I got a wife, and I am a person who is a bad person." Xiao Yi said loudly.

"Tonight, I prepared a thin wine at the West Gate, and welcomed everyone to come and drink, and remember, bring three dolls, refuse firecrackers, and do not accept gifts."

"Crazy woman, you have to give up the wine."

"Xiao Yi, when did you lose your wine in Ximen? Drink can't kill you? ”

"Crazy woman, listen to my advice, you should drink less tonight, drink well and not get drunk, so that you can sleep with your husband."

"Xiao Li, this is still like a human saying, we have been together for so many years, and today I finally said what I like to hear, and I will reward you with a jar of good wine in the evening."

"Crazy woman, good, good, good, that's pretty much it."

Li Ergou hugged Gong Xiaochen and laughed all the way to the West Gate.