The boy said respectfully: "Fairy Zhuo has ascended to the Innocent Peak, where do you need to get a notice, the palace master is playing the qin on the moon exploration floor, I will take you there." ”

"This little baby understands the sophistication of human feelings." Yan Yunting was about to take a step, but another boy stopped him with a broom, but his tone was not so respectful:

"We invited Fairy Zhuo, you can't enter the palace."

Yan Yunting raised his eyebrows: "Why can't I?" ”

The boy named "Shangshan" said, "We do not accept idle people, especially those who are not neatly dressed and have impure faces. ”

Yan Yunting's clothes are indeed simple and shabby, and the stubble on his face has not been taken care of, and he does look a little sloppy.

But......

"Child, I just praised you for understanding the world, don't you see that Miss Zhuo and I came all the way?" Yan Yunting asked.

Shangshan approached Yan Yunting and sniffed, hurriedly pinched his nose and retreated, and said with a disgusted expression: "The palace master's nose is very smart, if we smell the sour smell on your body, we will be scolded." ”

If you say it calmly, Yan Yunting can go back and take a shower and come back, after all, loving cleanliness is the rule here, but this disdainful tone really made him very unhappy.

"Don't you know who I am?"

"We don't care who you are, you are dirty and sloppy, you just don't deserve to set foot in the Immaculate Palace." The two boys held brooms and resolutely refused to let them.

Zhuo Wenxi tugged at Yan Yunting's sleeve and persuaded, "Why don't we go back first, you take a shower, change into clean clothes, and come back." ”

"Hey! Lao Tzu is here, how can he be forced back by two children? "Yan Yunting is about to break through.

"Stop! You dare to go wild in front of the Unsullied Palace, be careful that we are not polite to you! The two boys were wielding brooms in a good manner.

"I'm going to see what you two hairless little kids can do to me!"

Yan Yunting stepped forward and snatched the broom from the boy's hand, "Smack!" "Fold it in half—

"You dare to break my broom!"

"Get on your knees!"

Yan Yunting shouted, and exploded a true qi, which frightened the boy's feet and really knelt on the ground.

Yan Yunting pressed his knee against the boy's chest, pulled off his pants in one fell swoop, revealing his little white buttocks, and then fucked the broken broom, "Bang, bang, bang!" "Three strokes on the buttocks of the boy.

Teach a little kid a lesson, and you'll have to spank him!

"Ouch, ouch......" the boy cried out in pain.

"Yan Yunting, how old are you, what are you really talking to a child!" Zhuo Wenxi couldn't help but laugh and hurriedly pulled Yan Yunting away.

The boy hurriedly lifted his pants and ran to the palace gate while wiping his tears: "I want to report to the palace master, woo woo woo ......"

Yan Yunting shouted at the top of his voice: "Don't forget to tell your palace master, the name of the person who beat your ass is Yan Yunting!" ”

Seeing the two boys running away, Zhuo Wenxi finally couldn't hold back and laughed: "Yan Yunting, Yan Yunting, dare to spank the fairy child's ass in front of the Unsullied Palace, you are the first ...... throughout the ages."

Yan Yunting threw away the broom, "It's a shame that these two little fart children are learning the Tao in the mountains, if they dare to be so big or small in the market, Mom and Dad would have opened flowers on his ass a long time ago!" ”

"Let's see how you explain to Elder Li later, as far as I know, Elder Li is very protective."

"He should be grateful to me for teaching these two unborn children a lesson."

"People are still children, why are they so serious?"

"Maybe this is the urine nature of your Taoist sect, since you have lived in the mountain gate that has no quarrel with the world, you feel that you are superior, but the fact is that when they grow up, go in and out of the rivers and lakes, and meet people in the rivers and lakes who do all kinds of evil, it will not be a spanking, but a slapping of the brains and wiping of the neck!"

"Is it that serious?"

"I've seen too many people in the rivers and lakes who kill people because they don't say the right thing."

Between the words, the two of them had already stepped into the gate of the Innocent Palace, and the next moment, a beautiful sound of the piano entered their ears.

The sound of the piano is melodious, like the spring breeze in February and the fragrance of flowers in March, refreshing and soothing the heart.

"By the way, I forgot to tell you that Elder Li's piano skills are also the best in the world." Zhuo Wenxi raised his head slightly, smiling and listening quietly.

"That's something you haven't heard better, I listen to it every day, and I'm tired of listening to it." Yan Yunting is not lying, the group of women in the Peacock Tower behind him, regardless of piano skills, dancing skills, or singing skills, they are all the best in Kyushu.

"Oh? Unexpectedly, Yan Daxia is also a person who appreciates music and knowledge, and if he has the opportunity in the future, he must recommend that pianist to the poor road, after all, the end of the world is far away, and it is difficult to find a bosom friend. ”

The sound of the piano stopped abruptly, and a vast male voice came from the deep palace, and then a spiritual light flashed from the air, and a white-clothed Taoist priest who was not stained with dust fell from the sky.

Li Huai'an is really perfect, whether it is appearance, temperament, or cultivation, he can't find a single flaw.

However, his words were obviously ironic.

Yan Yunting smiled and hugged his fists and saluted: "I really want to introduce Daochang Li, but well, she is not from a good background and has a humble status, so I am afraid that Elder Li will dislike her." ”

Li Huai'an said: "If you can meet your confidant, how can you dislike it." ”

"She's a prostitute. Female, you don't dislike it either? Yan Yunting asked.

Li Huai'an narrowed his eyes, and his face was a little gloomy.

"Has Elder Li ever been to Chang'an?" Yan Yunting asked.

Li Huaian said in a deep voice: "I've been there." ”

"Then do you know that there is one of the most famous green buildings in Chang'an City, called 'Yunxiao Pavilion'."

"I've heard of it."

"The friend I am talking about with superb piano skills is the geisha who sings in it, her name is 'Caiyue', not only plays the piano well, sings well, looks and figures, and is peerless, it can be described as a versatile and brilliant world,"

Yan Yunting hooked Li Huai'an's shoulder as he spoke, and showed a rather obscene smile at him: "Daochang Li, this moon-picking girl is now at my home in Luoyang City, if you want to get to know her, I can be the east and match the two of you." ”

Li Huaian glanced at the hand on his shoulder, couldn't help frowning, hesitated for a while, and then gently fiddled with it, and spit out two words: "No need." ”

"It seems that not only am I disliked, but even the girl Caiyue is also disliked, alas...... I knew that people like me in the market were afraid that they would get dirty if they approached Daochang Li. Yan Yunting shook his head and sighed, stepping back step by step.

Although Li Huaian is high, he is not pedantic, let alone proud, he may just be simply "love clean", "Poor Dao is a cultivator, playing the piano is just to cultivate sentiment, not for the wind and snow." ”

Yan Yunting squinted and smiled, and secretly sarcastic: "Then according to what Daochang Li saw, which one is higher in cultivating sentiment and wind and snow?" ”

"It's all about playing with the rhythm, no matter how high or low."

"Then why did I introduce you to Miss Caiyue, but you said you didn't have to?"

"Because I am a person who cultivates immortals, I can't be romantic." Li Huai'an's tone was a little impatient.

Yan Yunting blinked his big bright eyes: "I just want to help you introduce Qinyin's confidante, and I didn't say that she would accompany you to be merry?" ”

Li Huaian was silent.

Yan Yunting smiled again: "I remember that there is a saying in Zen Buddhism called 'There is nothing originally, where is the dust', this may be the truth of 'unsullied', right?" ”

Li Huai'an's eyes suddenly became complicated when he looked at Yan Yunting, originally he was still a little disgusted, but after a few serious conversations, he actually felt a little guilty.

Li Huaian let out a long sigh, flicked his sleeves and turned around to lead the way: "Please come to the palace with me......

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