Chapter 296: Three Jokes Circulating on the Rivers and Lakes

"Whoever can refute Elder Li speechless, you are the first person in the past." Zhuo Wenxi followed behind him and secretly gave a thumbs up.

Yan Yunting said in a low voice: "Because his personality is very similar to a friend of mine." ”

"Who?"

"Master of the Unprecepts, they both have a common characteristic."

"What are the characteristics?"

"Sullen."

"Ahem......" Li Huaian coughed lightly twice, his cultivation is so high, how could he not hear the discussion between the two behind his back? The two of you came to find it this time, so what's the matter? ”

Yan Yunting said bluntly: "I heard that there is a 'Heavenly Stone' on the Innocent Peak, and I want to test whether I have a spiritual root. ”

"You?" Li Huaian glanced at Yan Yunting, but he didn't say more, just said lightly: "Then please come with me?" ”

"With Daoist Li's eyesight, can you tell if I have a spiritual root in my body?" Yan Yunting stepped forward and stood side by side with Li Huai'an.

Li Huaian said: "Yes. ”

"Really! Don't lie! "Yan Yunting is not surprised.

Zhuo Wenxi was also surprised by the word "have".

Unexpectedly, Li Huai'an added lightly: "Every living creature contains spiritual roots in its body, more or less, pure or mixed. ”

Yan Yunting's originally burning hope was extinguished again.

Li Huai'an said: "Everything in the world is born in the five elements of yin and yang, so the spiritual root is also divided into five kinds, gold, wood, water, fire and earth, among which a single spiritual root has the best qualification, and so on, those who contain more than three spiritual roots in the body are called 'miscellaneous spiritual roots', and this kind of person is often not suitable for cultivating immortals." ”

"Isn't it true that the more spiritual roots, the better?" Yan Yunting was puzzled.

Zhuo Wenxi said: "You are wrong, Linggen does not pay attention to quantity, but pays attention to quality. Our Taoist sect will teach relevant cultivation methods according to the spiritual roots of the disciples, for example, the fire spirit root in my body, so I practice the art of Danhuo, and Elder Li is the golden spirit root, so he is a sword cultivator, assuming that it is a wood spirit root, the cultivation is the 'wood spell', and so on, the water spirit root practices the 'water system spell', and the earth spirit root rests the 'earth spell';

You must have doubts in your heart, if you have five kinds of spiritual roots at the same time, wouldn't you be able to practice the five types of spells?

But in fact, it is extremely difficult to practice one type of spell, let alone cultivate the five systems of spells together, and the most important point is that the five elements of yin and yang are mutually reinforcing, if the spells cultivated are too messy, it is easy to go mad and explode and die;

Therefore, when the Lingxu Dao Sect recruits disciples, it will only select disciples with two or less spiritual roots, and disciples with more than two spiritual roots are considered to be unqualified, and they will not be admitted to the mountain gate no matter what. ”

Li Huai'an added at this time: "The number of spiritual roots is only the first step in screening disciples, the most important thing is to see whether the spiritual roots are pure, taking the golden spiritual root as an example, light yellow, yellow, light gold, pure gold, in turn represents the inferior grade, medium grade, fine product, the best grade, the selection of disciples in the door requires at least the color of the spiritual root to reach the middle grade or above, and if you want to become an elder's disciple, at least you need to be a boutique or even the best." ”

"Then how can you discern the grade of your spiritual root?" Yan Yunting asked.

Zhuo Wenxi said: "Ask Tianshibei...... As long as you put your hand on the Wentian Stone and touch it, what spiritual roots you have in your body, and the grade of the spiritual roots will all be revealed. ”

"I see...... Yan Yunting couldn't help but be curious: "Speaking of which, where did you ask the Heavenly Stone from?" How can it be so magical? ”

"Where did you come from? This one...... This ......" Zhuo Wenxi couldn't answer, so he could only turn his gaze to Li Huai'an.

Li Huai'an said: "It is rumored that the Heavenly Stone was left over from the beginning of heaven and earth, and it has been influenced by the sun and moon for tens of thousands of years, so it has the special ability to understand yin and yang and identify the five elements. ”

Zhuo Wenxi said at this time: "In addition to the 'Asking Heaven Stone' in our Kunlun Mountain, there are two other magic weapons of the Earthquake Gate, one is the 'Taichu Picture Scroll' and the other is the 'Xuantian Realm', both of which are supreme magic weapons conceived in heaven and earth. ”

"Xuantian Realm? If I'm not mistaken, I should have been taken away by the Emperor Wuxiang, right? Yan Yunting said.

Li Huai'an's eyebrows condensed slightly, and the Taoist treasure was taken away by the Nine Demon Emperor, which in itself was a great shame.

"Speaking of which, I'm also very puzzled, the Xuantian Realm is obviously a magic weapon to restrain evil demons in the Demon Lock Tower, and it should be a hundred harms and no benefits for the Nine Shades to take it away." Zhuo Wenxi begged Li Huai'an.

Li Huai'an said in a deep voice: "They want to use the Xuantian Realm to open the gate of heaven. ”

"Open the Gate of Heaven?" Yan Yunting and Zhuo Wenxi exclaimed together.

Li Huai'an said: "The Xuantian Realm not only has the power to destroy all evil demons, but it is also the key to open the Heavenly Gate, but as for how to open it, this is the top secret of the Lingxu Sect, and only the old master knows. ”

"In other words, aren't you immortal cultivators just to one day feather and ascend to the immortal and get ascension? Why didn't the old white-eyed head open the gate of heaven and send you all to the nine heavens? Yan Yunting asked.

Li Huai'an shook his head: "To be precise, the concept of the Taoist Sect in the world is not 'cultivating immortals' but 'cultivating the Dao', cultivating the way to help the world and save people, so throughout the ages, few people have taken the initiative to ascend." ”

"Uh......" Yan Yunting had something in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it explicitly.

Li Huai'an glanced at Yan Yunting, "I'm different from other elders, I don't have so many rules and regulations, you can speak freely with me." ”

Yan Yunting hesitated for a moment, and suddenly felt that the Taoist priest in front of him was no longer so high-minded, but had an open-mindedness that embraced all rivers.

He smiled and said, "Do you know the three major jokes about Zen Buddhism, Taoism, and Confucianism that circulate on the rivers and lakes? ”

Zhuo Wenxi pouted: "Listening to your tone, you know that it is a demeaning gossip." ”

Yan Yunting said with a smile: "The four monks are empty, the Taoist priest who saves the world, and the Confucian who is a righteous gentleman...... Flower monks, stinky Taoists, and hypocrites are the three most talked about people in the rivers and lakes. ”

"It's infuriating!" Zhuo Wenxi was indignant: "Why do you say that! Flower monk and hypocrite, I raise my hands in agreement, why do you want to say that we are stinky Taoists, we stink there?! ”

Yan Yunting was a little aggrieved: "It's not what I said, it's uploaded by the rivers and lakes, why are you looking for me to be angry......"

Li Huaian said in a low voice: "These jokes are indeed funny and ironic, I am not sure but will never deny it." ”

Yan Yunting stroked his chin and said sarcastically: "A big pot of fragrant rice porridge, as long as a mouse feces drip in, the whole pot of porridge will stink." ”

Zhuo Wenxi looked at Li Huai'an: "Elder Li, do we also have such rat feces in Kunlun Mountain?" ”

Li Huaian did not refute or deny it, but sighed lightly: "After all, death is too frightening, the fairy world is too fascinating, and the world is too difficult,"

At this point, his words changed sharply, and his tone became firm and sonorous:

"I, Li Huai'an, will never cultivate immortality in this life, just to help the world and save people, if I am on the road for 300 years, I will preach for the world for 300 years, if I am on the road for 1,000 years, I will preach for the world for 1,000 years!"

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