Chapter 33 This is part of the plan
Look, this man's name is Liu Ji.
Yes, it is Liu Bowen, who is as famous as Zhuge Liang and has no last resort.
He is synonymous with wisdom, and it is said that nothing in the world can be difficult to stop him!
But he's square now. He never expected that after a lifetime of domination, he would eventually become a teacher.
Although the place where he taught was in the main hall of the Forbidden City, the students who were taught were all vassal kings of the Ming Dynasty.
But he meows to teach this kind of stubborn calf, does he really need a great master like himself who holds the ears of the literary world?
is also very square, and there is also Zhu Zhang, the king of Qin, who is standing in front of his table.
The second son of the emperor is eighteen years old, his face has not been polished off by the years, and he still retains the pure eyes of a child.
Speaking human words, his face is like Director Fox; The ability to read is not as good as a water monkey.
After reading this morning, I checked the endorsement as usual.
Although His Royal Highness King Qin has been away for a long time, there has always been a gentleman who has followed the professor, and his homework has never stopped.
"Zi, Zi said: For example, if it is a mountain, it has not become a net, stop, I will stop it, and I will ...... it" But His Royal Highness the King of Qin is really not that piece of material, and he forgot the next sentence after memorizing the last sentence:
For example...... Such as...... For example...... "He is so stuck in a 'slap' that he can't take it over." His Royal Highness the King of Qin was so blushing that his face turned red.
At this time, there was a sudden 'poof' in the main hall, and someone actually let out a loud fart.
"Hahaha!" The princes laughed crookedly.
"It's 'like flat ground', it's better than 'fart like thunder', Your Highness!" Liu Ji covered his nose and scolded angrily: "After studying in the Great Hall for seven years, you haven't memorized half of the Analects, it's just bullshit!" ”
"I'll give you one more chance, and I'll carry it!"
"Yes." His Royal Highness King Qin nodded in shame and continued to recite: "For example, for example, ......"
'Poof', and someone farted again.
There was another burst of laughter in the hall.
And now everyone listened to the voice, and their eyes locked on His Royal Highness the King of Jin who was in the wind of Yushu.
I saw Zhu Hao's face red and red ears, gritting his teeth, as if he was enduring something with great perseverance.
"For example, for example, for ......" Even the sluggish King Qin understood and said loudly deliberately.
'Poof', King Jin really exhausted for the third time.
"Hahahaha!" At this time, the princes laughed completely crazy, and King Yan was even more happy to slap the table.
"Quiet and quiet!" Liu Ji patted the ring ruler vigorously, and said angrily: "Don't laugh, don't fart!" ”
'Poof', the fourth ...... King Jin finally couldn't stand it anymore, got up and hurriedly waved at Mr., hid his face and fled.
Before going out, he turned around and glared at the damn fourth.
"King Qin also went out, and then came in after carrying it." Liu Ji's face darkened, not wanting to look at the Tibetan fox again. "Next."
The second child went out obediently, and Zhu Di stepped forward with the book and gave a salute.
Liu Ji glanced coldly at His Royal Highness King Yan. He had already guessed that King Jin had been tricked by King Yan just now.
"Sir, it's time to recite it from the third line." Zhu Di reminded him and started to memorize.
"Start memorizing from this page." Liu Ji casually flipped forward dozens of pages.
"Ah, who carried this?" Zhu Di was dumbfounded, he was all improvised, he forgot about it after coping with the inspection, and never remembered it in his head.
"Don't you understand the truth of the old and the new? Get out! Liu Ji pointed out the door and kicked out the initiator.
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His Royal Highness King Qin was standing outside the door, and he didn't have a pair of endorsements, but he saw that King Yan also came out.
"Fourth, fourth brother, why did you come out too?"
"I'm afraid that the second brother will be lonely, so I'll accompany you." Zhu Di said with a smile.
"Yes, good brother." King Qin threw the book out of the clouds, and asked excitedly: "Just now, just now, did the third child eat a big meal, and the dim sum given by the eldest brother ......?"
"I brought it, it has nothing to do with the eldest brother." Zhu Di said with a smile.
"Huh? You, didn't you say? ”
"I said, 'Big Brother didn't come, but he brought snacks to you.'" Zhu Di spread his hands and said as a matter of course: "Big brother hasn't come yet, how can I bring you snacks?" I must have brought it? ”
"Ah, oh......" Zhu Fan was confused, so he had to pretend to understand and smiled: "You are so bad, but I like it!" ”
He has been outside for the past few months, and he has asked the third child to play a game every three or five times, and now someone finally avenges himself. Refreshing!
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In the classroom, the good student King Wu successfully memorized the book, and it was time for the next King of Chu.
Zhu Zhen got up and walked to the lectern, but he didn't hold the book in his hand.
"What, you didn't endorse it?" Liu Ji was speechless for a while, why is such a smart child unwilling to study hard?
For the sake of the mirror, he had the heart to release the water, but he had already driven the second and fourth children out, and a bowl of water had to be even.
"It's back, but I want to say a few fair words to my two brothers." Zhu Zhen looked up at Liu Ji with a small face, and said:
"My brother is always punished for studying. But have you ever thought about it, what you teach is something useless! ”
"Shut up, I don't allow you to talk about yourself like that!" Liu Ji said categorically: "You can't even say that about your brother!" ”
"I, I don't mean that......" His Royal Highness the King of Chu was speechless, I want to criticize 'Zhihu Ye' and 'Zi Yue Shiyun'!
But he was bickering, how could he beat Liu Bowen, and he was taught a hard lesson. The son of the dignified emperor actually felt that the sage book was useless, and it was worth it to pass it on?
After the training, Mr. Liu pointed to the door for the third time and said, "Go out and punish the station!" ”
Zhu Zhen made a sigh of relief.
When they got up, their heads were staggered, and Mr. Liu heard him whisper, "This is part of the plan......
'Part of the plan...... Liu Bowen was stunned for a moment, and then remembered the promise that this kid had made before to save his life.
He couldn't help but laugh dumbly, could it be that His Royal Highness the King of Chu had the method of making himself angry to death?
It's true, as long as you me off to death, Hu Weiyong won't be able to do it......
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Outside the main hall, the two elder brothers warmly welcomed the sixth brother to join their glorious ranks.
Well, not so glorious......
Zhu Di turned sideways, vacated the corner of the wall and said: "Sixth, come here to stand, here to take shelter from the wind." ”
"Well, my brothers are giving you a shield from the wind." The second brother carried Zhu Zhen to the corner like a chicken.
He and Zhu Di stood in front of Zhu Zhen. The two of them were tall and big, with broad shoulders and broad waists, which really looked like a wall to block the wind.
Then the two of them were full of praise for Zhu Zhen's performance just now, and felt that he was really a member of my generation.
"Especially that paragraph, when it comes to my brother's heart." Zhu Di hugged him excitedly and said, "We, the vassal kings, will guard the Quartet for our father and brother in the future." What's the use of reading those broken books, you say? I can't learn how to govern the country, and I can't learn how to lead troops to war! I think it's just made up and played foolish. ”
"That's it, that's it, the more you read, the more stupid you become!" Zhu Fan nodded approvingly. "I'm a living example! They look down on me, and they look down on them! ”
"That's right!" Zhu Zhen also nodded vigorously, and then blurted out:
"Gardenia flowers are thick and big, and they are so fragrant that they can't be dusted off, so they don't take it for elegant people, thinking that their character is not high. Gardenia said, 'Fuck you, I'm just going to smell like this, it smells so good, you can fucking handle it!' ’”