Chapter Thirty-Four: Brotherly Worship - Kiss and Kiss
"it, have fun!" Zhu Di was fascinated when he heard this. "Sixth, talk more when you can talk!"
"What, what do you say again?" Although the second brother didn't understand, he was also excited.
"Gardenias are thick and big, and they are so fragrant that they can't be dusted off, so they don't take it for elegant people, thinking that their character is not high." Zhu Di recounted it word for word, and his memory was actually not bad at all.
Zhu Fan also remembered, patted Zhu Di's shoulder vigorously, and said loudly: "Gardenia said: 'Fuck you, I just want to be so fragrant, fragrant and happy, can you fucking manage it!'" ’”
"Get the fuck out of here!" In the school, Mr. Liu's unbearable roar sounded:
"If you dare to make a noise, the old man will let you see if my ring ruler can be managed!"
"Fuck you......"
Listening to Mr. Liu's cannon-like Zu'an's voice, the brothers hurriedly pulled the sixth child away obediently, but their hearts were extremely happy.
As a result, the two of them were in a state of excitement and even excitement all day.
It feels like I have removed the boulder that has been pressed on my heart for a long time, and I have never breathed more smoothly than ever before!
It's like digging through the mud that has been buried overhead, and the whole world is clear!
This made Zhu Zhen have to sigh, Lao Wang's poisonous chicken soup is good.
Oh, this old Wang is not the other old Wang. It's not Wang Defa, it's Wang Zengqi......
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It's easy to get out of school and drink the poisonous chicken soup, and the two brothers have to pull the sixth brother to pay respects......
"But we are already brothers, is it necessary to cut off the head of the chicken and burn the yellow paper again, and be a sworn brother?" It is difficult for Zhu Zhen to understand the brain circuits of the two elder brothers.
"Kiss, kiss and kiss." The second brother said with a smile.
"It's true that we are brothers, but we don't swear to share blessings and hardships. Don't ask to be born on the same day and month of the same year, but to die on the same day and month of the same year, right? Zhu Di said with a 'why are you stupid' expression:
"Let's make up for these, won't we be closer than brothers?"
"Yes, yes, dear brother." The second brother nodded vigorously.
"It's okay to share blessings and hardships." Zhu Zhen pouted and said: "But if you die on the same day, the same month, and the same year, I won't lose a lot?" ”
"Uh, too." Zhu Di nodded and said, "Then go to this one." ”
"That's still a ......" Zhu Zhen was as good as flowing.
The three brothers who were ready to marry were just about to leave Wenhuamen with their backs on their shoulders.
"Stop!" But he heard an angry shout behind him.
"It's over...... Zhu Di was deflated. We'll have to do that another day. ”
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In the Wenhua Palace, the prince had a cold face and glanced at these uneasy goods.
"Get on your knees!"
The three of them hurriedly knelt on the ground.
"What are you two kneeling on?" The prince looked at Zhu Fan and Zhu Zhen.
"Oh, Yuan, it turns out that it's none of our business......" Zhu Fan and Zhu Zhen were just about to get up.
"Don't you have to be in trouble? Then kneel together. But he listened to the prince's words.
The two of them hung their heads again and knelt down again.
"Tell me, what's going on?" The prince looked at Zhu Di coldly: "Did you poison the third child?" ”
"Old, the third loves to snitch!" Zhu Fan said indignantly.
"Shut up!" Zhu Biao glared at Zhu Zhang, Zhu Fan shrunk his neck and was honestly silenced.
"You speak!"
"I'm there!" Zhu Di straightened his neck and said loudly: "The emperor is above, and the thick soil is proof, if I Zhu Di poisons my brother, I will not be able to die well!" If you die, you won't be able to live in peace......"
"Don't talk nonsense!" Zhu Biao pointed at Zhu Di angrily: "Don't hurry up and make two sounds." ”
"I'm no, I'm such a man!" Zhu Di said strongly.
"Who did you learn from? A reckless look. Zhu Biao shook his head speechlessly, and then remembered what was going on.
"Then what did the third child say, after eating the snacks you gave him, he kept being hypocritical?" Zhu Biao couldn't help but laugh. He's professionally trained and won't laugh no matter how funny he is, unless he can't help it.
'Hypocritical? Zhu Zhen couldn't help but sigh, cultural people are exquisite, and they are so elegant when they fart.
"What's even worse is that you lied that I gave him the dim sum!" Zhu Biao's most angry thing is actually here, isn't this innocent?
"I didn't!" Zhu Di immediately took out that set of rhetoric again. But this little trick can coax the second brother, but can't coax the eldest brother.
"Less wordplay!" Zhu Biao waved his sleeves and debunked him: "You just deliberately want him to mistakenly think that the dim sum was given by me, so he will eat it with confidence!" ”
"It doesn't matter what the eldest brother thinks, I don't recognize it anyway." Zhu Di said with words:
"Besides, dim sum is also a real dim sum, and it is all made by the people of the dim sum bureau! If you don't believe the big brother, ask them, if the dim sum is poisonous, will they help make it?! ”
"I've already sent someone to ask." Zhu Biao snorted. I saw a small waiter walk in quickly and present a list of ingredients.
Zhu Biao took it and looked at it, almost not laughing.
He tried to keep his face straight and read: "Soybeans, black beans, mung beans, red beans, white beans, green beans, flower beans, broad beans, ......"
"Is this a bean meeting?" Zhu Biao threw the ingredient list on Zhu Di's face, and scolded with a smile: "With so many beans together, don't you care to let him fart?" ”
Zhu Zhen secretly complained, it seems that when cultural people are excited, they will not be elegant.
"Big brother, it's wronged." Zhu Di smiled and said: "I heard that the benefits of eating beans are much older, so I made whole bean snacks." Besides, it's just a little bit, and the portion is not much. I was going to try a little bit of it for each of my brothers. Eat one or two pieces, you won't let out a fart, right? ”
"It's, that is, the third child has to eat alone, and if he grabs it, he will run, and he can't catch it. He, he still has the face to complain about others? Zhu Fan also said indignantly.
"That's right, it's obvious that the third brother snatched it from me, why is he embarrassed to accuse me?" Zhu Di said with a look of grievance: "Big brother, you can't listen to and believe partially, and wronged me......"
"You, you, what a moldy lotus root - a bad belly!" Zhu Biao patted Zhu Di's head like a winter melon, and scolded with a smile behind him:
"Old Five, you must also be an accomplice! It's not that I look down on the fourth, he can't recognize all the beans with so many kinds of beans. ”
"This ......" Zhu Hu, who has not been paying attention to it, said: "Big brother, I am studying the prescription for clearing the stomach and intestines, and I found that beans have miraculous effects. ”
After a pause, he muttered again: "If you add more croton......"
"Don't fool around in the future!" Zhu Biao was speechless, these wonderful brothers don't have a fuel-efficient lamp!
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Because the fourth child didn't leave much of a handle, he really wanted to be punished, and there was no real evidence, so the prince reprimanded the two of them, and the stubble was exposed.
The brothers were just about to retire, but the prince said, "Sixth, don't leave yet." ”
"Hey, big brother." Zhu Zhen nodded and stood obediently.
"Big brother, the sixth brother is giving my brothers a head today." Zhu Di estimated that the eldest brother would have to settle the account of the penalty station. hurriedly spoke for Zhu Zhen and said, "Mr. Liu took the wrong medicine today and deliberately embarrassed us. Let me memorize the article from two months ago, where can I memorize it! ”
"That's it, that's it!" Zhu Fan nodded vigorously. "Big brother, big brother wants to punish us, don't embarrass Xiaoliu."
"Don't come to this set, my good brother let you two bad boys bring me bad!" Zhu Biao said angrily: "In the future, take the sixth child to the ditch!" ”
"Big brother, you brought us up. Feelings are you bringing us bad? Zhu Di said with a grin.
"Stinky boy looking for a fight!" Zhu Biao made a flying kick. "Don't get out of here!"
"Okay. Sixth, you ask for more blessings. "The second and fourth children saw that they couldn't do anything, so they comforted Zhu Zhen and left." We'll cut off the chicken's head another day and burn yellow paper......"