Chapter Ninety-Four: The Knife Pulls the Ass
The brothers drove the ox cart out of the county town in despair.
As soon as he turned onto the road back to his hometown, Zhu Di found that something was wrong.
"I'm looking for trouble." He poked the dick.
Zhu Fan nodded, he was usually half a beat slow, but at this time, he was not slow to react at all, and he had already seen the dozen or so men in front of him.
The men were squatting or sitting on the hillside beside the road, but when they saw them, they got up with sticks and blocked the way with bad intentions.
This is not over, there was a sound of squirming footsteps, and more than a dozen men came out of the forest behind them, cutting off their way.
"Master Tiger, it's them!" At this time, the two roe head rat-looking guys in front of him, the fox and the fake tiger, shouted.
"That's right, it's them, they don't take the name of the tiger master in their eyes!"
Zhu Zhen fixed his eyes and took a look, wasn't that the two gangsters who were beaten away that day?
I can't help but say happily: "Yo, it's also divided into two ......."
As he spoke, he was stunned, as if he had caught some inspiration.
Zhu Di and Zhu Fan were overjoyed, and they happened to have nowhere to get out of the evil fire in their stomachs, so they could catch the punching bag......
"Fourth, you protect the sixth!" The second child drew his whistle stick from the cart and strode forward, rushing into the gang of gangsters like a tiger into a pack of wolves.
The gap between the two sides is clearly not something that can be bridged by numbers. I saw Zhu Zhang, who was a tall man and infinitely powerful, dancing with a whistle stick with one hand, with fierce punches and kicks, and knocked down five or six men in a blink of an eye, and no one was his enemy.
"Good, good!" Zhu Zhen kept applauding, and said in his heart that Wu Song's reincarnation was nothing more than that, right?
Huh, Wu Song? Holy! I seem to have an idea......
At this time, the tiger master on the opposite side saw that this square-faced giant spirit man was too powerful. If he continued to fight with him, he was afraid that he would even fold himself on the spot, so he whistled and signaled his accomplices who were blocking the road to hurry up and take down his two younger brothers.
Unexpectedly, the black-faced man was also a master, and his hands were even darker, and he beckoned to the vital point. A few photos knocked several thugs to the ground, rolling on the ground with their crotches covered and unable to get up.
It was easy for a gangster to take advantage of the fourth child being entangled, and went around to the other side to catch the sixth child from the back of the cow, but he was picked off by the Pingtian Great Sage with a horn.
"Awesome! Cow! But Zhu Zhen was so happy that he hugged the old cow's neck and didn't let go.
Their brother had planned to use the Pingtian Great Sage as the last reserve of grain, but now he changed his mind and wanted to take it back to Nanjing to enjoy happiness together.
And give it ten and eight beautiful and sturdy heifers!
The Great Sage of Pingtian seemed to be able to read his thoughts, his excited bull's eyes were red, his nose was straight up, and he kicked his head and feet violently, and he flew several times in succession.
It's really a heifer on a plane - Niu Boyi has gone to the sky.
Just a cup of tea, the two of them knocked all the twenty and thirty thugs to the ground.
Zhu Fan stepped on the chest of the tiger on the ground, and said contemptuously: "Just, you are called Tiger Tiger?" ”
"Villain Zhang Hu." The tiger master hurriedly admitted: "In the future, if there is a big brother in the future, we will never dare to call the master." ”
"Don't, don't be cowardly. Next time, I'll call more people, I haven't played enough, hahaha. Zhu Fan let go of him, and then kicked him out of the way.
"Fuck off, Tiger!"
Then the three brothers added a cow, and the cowhide drove away.
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After dinner, the customary tea time around the fireplace.
Zhu Zhen told his brothers what he thought.
"I thought about it, the man was right, let's just go over and over again, and people are not new. If you don't change the tricks, it's useless to shout. ”
"I want to change it to something fresh, but it's too difficult." Zhu Di sighed cross-legged: "We are not here to practice this, we will do these hands over and over again." What kind of swallowing a sword, changing a living person, etc., has to be taught by the master, and it is too difficult to figure it out by yourself. ”
"Isn't that nonsense, this is a unique job for people to eat, if you can figure it out yourself, then don't be a prince, change your career to run the rivers and lakes." The third child sarcastically.
"In fact, those who are tricks are not necessarily proficient in everything, most of them only have a few unique skills, and the audience will watch them the same." Zhu Zhen continued:
"So the performers have to change places to perform, otherwise how can they be called running away from the rivers and lakes?"
The second child couldn't help but say leisurely: "Or, let's also go to the rivers and lakes, and we can also follow the way to do chivalrous righteousness?" ”
"That's not going to work, we'll have to take care of the crops." Zhu Di shook his head and said. They all go out to perform in their spare time.
"Oh yes, forget about it." Zhu Fan touched his head, farming is the main task.
"How can you not change places and let them watch fresh all the time?" Zhu Zhen said triumphantly: "I have a way - add a plot!" ”
"Add a plot?" Brothers don't know why.
"Yes, add the plot, I can't understand it in a few words. Tomorrow we'll rehearse and you'll understand. Zhu Zhen also sold Guanzi.
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Ten days later, the brothers reappeared on the East Street of the county seat.
Some people who knew them laughed and said, "Brother is here again?" I'm tired of watching it, so I won't read anything today. ”
"Today is a new version of the ship that you haven't seen before!" Zhu Zhen said confidently: "It's not fresh, you don't need money!" ”
"Hahaha!" In the laughter, everyone stopped, and someone deliberately said: "This is what you said, if you don't give money!" ”
"That's it, don't do all the old work and ask us for money." Immediately someone picked it up, causing everyone to laugh, and the street was filled with a cheerful air.
"Let's not have money today, let's perform for free, and give you a knife to pull your ass - open your eyes and talk about it!" Zhu Zhen climbed into the ox cart, held a bamboo horn, and shouted loudly:
"It's about to start, come and see, the first episode of the long-form action book "Water Margin", 'Wu Song Fights the Tiger' is about to start! Only one performance, don't wait if you miss it! ”
"It's not good-looking, don't want money!" Someone coaxed.
Whether it's watching the excitement or watching the jokes, in short, the pedestrians on the street have stopped and surrounded the brothers.
"Let's get started, we're still in a hurry to get home and eat."
'Good! Zhu Zhen shook his spirits, showed a pair of bamboo boards like a trick, and beat them up, and then talked about Allegro with emotion:
"Don't talk about gossip, show a good Han Wu Erlang. That Wu Song, who learned boxing and went to Shaolin Temple, practiced kung fu for eight years......"
That's right, Zhu Zhen's method is to combine storytelling with performance, so that there can always be fresh content and maintain user stickiness?
And the most popular thing for ordinary people must be "Water Margin". In fact, what he said was not the original Water Margin, but the Shandong Allegro book "The Biography of Wu Song" that he listened to countless times when he was a child.
First, the words are ready-made, and they are colloquial, Shandong dialect and Fengyang dialect are basically close, and there is nothing I can't understand. Second, the Allegro book is fast-paced, not as much as the storytelling book, and it highlights a simple and direct one.
And as soon as he came up, he came up with the most wonderful 'Wu Song Fighting Tiger', with only one purpose, to grab the audience with the fastest speed.
ps. basic more second more.
(End of chapter)