Chapter Ninety-Five: A Natural Actor
Although Zhu Zhen's allegro has not been professionally practiced, it must be absurd, but the common people have never heard of this, and they feel that it is indeed fresh.
And they still say that they will act.
"I have been wandering for more than eight years, and I want to go home and visit. Holding a whistle stick in his hand, he carried the burden to his shoulders......" Zhu Zhen said this, deliberately paused, and Zhu Di, dressed as Wu Song, appeared majestically.
He is a practitioner, tall and broad-shouldered, with a strong physique, carrying a burden on his back and holding a whistle stick as soon as he appeared on the stage, the audience's eyes lit up, and he felt that Wu Song in Zhu Zhen's mouth really came to his eyes!
"As I walked along the avenue, I came to a village. Oh, there is a tavern at the head of the village, and the wind blows the wine and sways around. It reads: 'Three bowls are not enough'! ”
Then Zhu Di followed the words of the sixth child and played all the way.
Not to mention, the fourth child is really a natural good actor, and he plays the high-spirited Wu Erlang vividly. The lines are also very stable.
"Huh?! What do you mean by 'three bowls but not oka'? Oh, the little restaurant is a talker. I, Wu Song, were born to love drinking, so I went inside to taste this good wine. ”
After saying that, he withdrew his gaze, pretended to raise his feet into the store, and looked inside. With the sound of Zhu Zhen introducing the interior furnishings, the audience felt as if they had really seen Wu Song enter the hotel.
Then there is the plot of Wu Song's dialogue with the shopkeeper played by the sixth child, and he drinks eighteen bowls in a row.
Although the fourth child must have drunk water, he acted realistically, and completely brought Wu Song's drunken appearance to life.
The audience was so immersed in his performance that they thought the bowl was real wine. When Zhu Di drank a bowl, they applauded once, and if they drank another bowl, they drank again.
The cheers rose higher and higher, attracting half of the people on East Street, and the three layers inside and three layers outside were surrounded by water.
Zhu Di was also ignited by the enthusiasm of the audience, drinking bowl after bowl, and at the end of the drink, he felt really drunk.
"Restaurant?" Then he swayed and leaned on the table and tilted his head to look at the sixth child.
"Hey, good man." Although the acting skills of the sixth child are not as good as the fourth, it is not a problem to play a dead trick.
"How many bowls are not enough?" Zhu Di asked in a long voice.
"Hey, heh, three, three, three bowls are not enough."
"How many bowls did I drink?"
"You've drunk eighteen bowls. Hey, there are a lot of guest officers! ”
"Good!" The audience applauded Wu Song's drinking.
"How about the 'three bowls but oka' brand?" 'Wu Song' looked at the 'bartender' defiantly.
"Take it down, don't dare to hang it anymore."
"Eh, the sign is still hanging. I'm able to drink! "'Wu Song' laughed and stopped the 'bartender' from taking off the cover.
The audience erupted in applause again, and they were deeply infected by Wu Song's arrogance and ease.
Then the bartender persuaded Wu Song not to go to Jingyanggang, saying that there was a plot of big insects eating people.
'Wu Song' didn't listen to persuasion, walked out of the 'hotel' with a whistle stick, and stepped down......
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As soon as he got off the stage, Zhu Di separated the crowd with his legs and found a place to pee......
Nima's eighteen bowls of water are about to burst her bladder.
As a result, he was in a daze, and he urinated for fifty breaths......
He shook his head and laughed while peeing, he never thought that acting would bring him so much joy. I've never been happier in my life.
Zhu Di couldn't help but sigh with emotion, Fengyang's hard work is really a long ability.
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Besides, on the street, 'Wu Song' stepped down, and Zhu Zhen stopped talking.
"What's the matter, don't act?" The audience is like being halfway, up and down.
"Hurry up, we want to watch tigers eat people, oh no, Wu Song fights tigers!"
"Ahem, everyone, our brothers did what they said and finished a free performance for everyone!" Zhu Zhen showed his broken gong and said with a smile to everyone: "But we haven't eaten for three days, we really can't go on, isn't it time for you to donate generously and let my brother buy stuttering, so energetic for everyone, continue to stage a more exciting Wu Song fighting tiger!" ”
"Give it, give it!" At this time, the audience just begged them to perform, and without thinking, they took out copper coins and threw them at Zhu Zhen.
The copper coins crackled and rained, and the head and face fell, but Zhu Zhen didn't feel any pain at all, and he was so stupid that he couldn't close his mouth.
After he put the money into his pocket, and then put away the heavy money bag, Wu Song's good show of fighting the tiger was staged.
In order for him to play the tiger well, Zhu Zhen reluctantly changed the yellow bed sheet into a four-legged tiger coat, and also painted stripes and the word king with ink.
As soon as the tiger appeared on the stage, it caused laughter, but the second half was mainly a play, Zhu Zhang's kung fu is very solid, and he has also practiced tiger boxing, and Wu Song played by Zhu Di, you have a very exciting fight.
coupled with Zhu Zhen's gripping commentary, the audience was fascinated.
"Punching and kicking, this tiger's nose has blood in its eyes. Wu Song killed a tiger and left a good name all over the world! ”
When 'Wu Song' finally killed the 'tiger', the audience couldn't help but give a wave of rewards, and the copper coins crackled again......
The most amazing thing is that after the tiger is defeated, the story is not finished.
If you want to know what will happen, and listen to the next breakdown!
It's up to you to see if you watch it next time!
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After leaving the city, as soon as I counted it, this 'Wu Song Fighting Tiger' made a full amount of one thousand and thirty dollars, and in addition, I actually received a small piece of broken silver the size of a fingernail!
I don't know which rich man gave it.
Zhu Di was upside down, and said very knowingly, he had to have three dollars. If you don't say anything, you can change it for a hundred words.
It's like getting rich in one day.
The second brother was stupid, hugged Zhu Zhen and kissed hard, and admired the sixth brother for throwing himself to the ground.
"Sixth, sixth, what's the brain? How can you come up with so many good shows? ”
"The main thing is that you two act well." Zhu Zhen wanted to push his second brother away, but how could he escape from his bear hug?
The brothers were making trouble, and Zhu Di suddenly coughed and said, "The ghost is not gone." ”
The two brothers who hugged each other looked up and saw that the group of tigers in the ground had come again......
Several of them are still lame, with their heads covered, and their injuries are not yet healed.
"Is this beating still addictive?" Zhu Fan jumped out of the car and moved his muscles. He was beaten as a tiger today, and now he is ready to beat people to make up for it.
However, when he approached the other party, before he could swing his fist, he saw that the earth tiger and his men knelt in front of him.
"What, what?" Zhu Fan was stunned.
"Please take us, big brother!" Zaihu raised his head and said with a look of adoration: "I, Zhang Hu, am willing to follow the eldest brother to the death!" ”
"Ah...... "This time it won't be rectified for His Royal Highness King Qin."
ps. The third update, 8500 orders and more. I haven't checked it yet, so it's going to be slower, don't worry.
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