Chapter 20: Improvisation

"Laughing at what?"

"What's so ridiculous?"

"There's a lot of smoke from there. ”

A few men with big shoulders and strong waists, and a bit of underground worker temperament with makeup, all stared at the three of them with unkind eyes, these three appeared and directly stirred up the play, they laughed, the actor's love over there was completely ruined, and the actress who was originally dressed with a shy expression was disturbed by the laughter outside the play.

"Who are you scolding?" Bao Xiaosan heard that the person who came was not good, jumped up and pushed it, and several people tore it in an instant, and they were furious, and they were about to fight.

"Close your eyes and ......" The Qiu Di on the ground shouted fiercely, Bao Xiaosan has experienced a hundred battles, how can he not know, and close his eyes immediately.

Whoosh...... A few sounds, no wind and dust, the martial arts team members who were staring at each other were suddenly fascinated by the dust raised, and their hands immediately retracted and rubbed their eyes, Bao Xiaosan was excited, raised his hand to fight, his arm was framed, and he kicked back a few steps, Bao Xiaosan shouted unconvincedly: "Special drop, he scolded us." ”

"Scold you for owing to pumping, you really owe pumping, how many can you fight?" Qiu Di trained and slapped him directly, Bao Xiaosan looked at the crew again and saw the number ten people in the crew, and hugged him as he spoke, so frightened that he shrank back, Geng Baolei ran the fastest, and he was so frightened that he got into the car. Bao Xiaosan saw Geng Baolei's sissy character, and almost beat him.

Those few rubbed their eyes, and they were about to catch up again, at this time Bao Xiaosan and Qiu Di were on guard, ran out for a long time, and turned around and shouted: "Hey, the fight is right?

Those people were so angry that they chased after him, Qiu Di pulled Bao Xiaosan and ran, not far, ran a few steps and turned around and shouted: "If you don't eat, we will pull it away...... Drive. ”

The driver also followed the coaxing, and started the car as he spoke, the deputy director of this scene was in a hurry, ran to the car to stop, and shouted Hao Laiyun from a distance to coordinate the work, the two separated, and the assistant director shouted that the cast and crew were all going back, they were still hungry, the whole? Hao Laiyun called Bao Xiaosan and Qiu Di back, pointed at his nose and scolded.

"You're still going to fight, aren't you?"

"This is all the God of Wealth, who will send us money when he leaves the people. ”

"Go, share the meal and go to ......"

Hao Laiyun's three sentences of general education made Qiu Di and Bao Xiaosan go straight back to the carriage with a shy look, which just gave the crew a step. Turning around, Hao Laiyun was rushing to talk good to the assistant director and director again, shouting at Bao Xiaosan with a few boxes of water, stuffing them one by one, and pulling Bao Xiaosan to introduce to everyone: "Look at this kid who looks so stupid, as for being angry with him?"

It's true, the horse-faced little tiger tooth, the ugly and cute appearance, and the way he smirked when he saw Hao Laiyun, really made the cast and crew feel bored.

The director's interest is also gone, shouting in the amplification to open the meal, rest for half an hour, those cast and crew have already been exposed to a few sweats, the second brother lined up in front of the dining car, leading a box lunch and mineral water, when the few who were about to fight just now received the meal, they stared at Qiu Di with unkind eyes, and someone said: "Boy, you are the one who raised the soil, right?"

"Shall I bring you food or me? Qiu Di smiled flatteringly, and the man couldn't get angry, and walked away with a stupid glare.

Geng Baolei whispered weakly: "Hey, hurry up and leave after delivering the meal." ”

"I'm afraid of it, dare Nima to make a mistake, and Ming'er will give them all the aphrodisiacs in their meals. Bao Xiaosan bit his ear and said.

Qiu Di kicked him over, and divided the lunch box in an orderly manner, Bao Xiaosan was already angry with his soft egg table, and he didn't divide the meal, so he sat in the cab angrily and ignored the two.

After a while, more than 100 cast and crew members sat and stood in scattered places, and ate in a hurry.

It is not easy to be an actor, it takes a lot of courage to eat the huge food in Tunbing Town, Qiu Di has seen several actresses frowning while eating, and it took him half a day to eat, he and Geng Baolei sat in the carriage and said: "It's really profitable, I want to do this business, and the lunch box alone can sell for hundreds of thousands a day." ”

"Just think about it, is it so easy to do that?" Geng Baolei said.

"You say...... How much does it cost the crew to be here today?" Qiu Di asked.

"It's a morning, the group performance must be no less than 100 yuan plus a box lunch for one person, the venue is provided by Hao Laiyun, and it is not clear how much money they will charge for introducing them here, you see, there are also sets, plus transportation, eating and drinking, it's not easy to calculate......" Geng Baolei counted a few things, this is not an accurate number, it is really hard to say.

Yes, this kind of way to make money is rare, based on such an abandoned village, it can also bring profits, which is a bit of a breakthrough in Qiu Di's cognition. The two discussed, and it was really difficult to come to a conclusion for a while.

"Hey, you say, such a big crew, there is a budget for expenses, right?" Qiu Di asked.

"Absolutely. Geng Baolei said.

"Who might that be?" Qiu Di asked.

"The assistant director, the drama is possible. Geng Baolei glanced at the makeup car, the RV driven by the crew, and then he asked in horror: "You don't want to steal other people's crews directly, do you?"

"No, no, no. Qiu Di shook his head, but the next sentence said, "I want to create some chaos, then it will be easy." ”

Geng Baolei was frightened, looking at Qiu Di with stupid eyes, and now he understands why Bao Xiaosan has always been subordinate to this person, dare to say badly, Xiaosan is more mouthful and cheap, much worse than this one.

After a while, Qiu Di called Bao Xiaosan over again, after all, he had just had an unhappy encounter with the crew, and when he heard the trouble, Xiao San nodded before he finished listening:

Well, get harder, and let them pull again!

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Discussing here, a few guys over there also discussed around the deputy director, and it is estimated that the remaining anger in his heart has not subsided, but the deputy director doesn't seem to care, comforting something, and then those people have a slight smile on their faces.

There is a play, how can an actor not make a drama?

When the lunch box began to be recycled, the deputy director called Hao Laiyun again, and waved his hand: "Come on, old Hao...... There's a problem with the group performance you gave here?"

"Ahh

"It's not necessary for the plot, it's possible to change the script temporarily...... You see, the one you pick is more unphotogenic than the other. "The assistant director is picky.

"That's not what you said, devils have to pick hateful faces, then I'll pick a few ugly ones. Hao Laiyun said.

"Find a few more, more, and go together. "The deputy guide.

"Ah, this situation makes me go there to find someone, more than thirty miles back and forth. Hao Laiyun was worried.

"It's not ready-made. The assistant director pointed to the dining car, turned around and left.

Ouch, yes, Hao Laiyun slapped his forehead, ran to the dining car, and dragged Qiu Di and Bao Xiaosan to flicker: "Boy, you have handed in the shit luck, do you want to make extra money." ”

"Playing corpses again? Bao Xiaosan squirted.

"He wants to deduct our money again, so he doesn't do it. Qiu Di also squirted.

"Don't ......" Hao Laiyun dragged the two of them and didn't let go, and said anxiously: "Don't play the corpse, and don't deduct money...... Acting as a devil, burning, killing, looting, or not?"

"Yay, really drip?" Bao Xiaosan's dark psychology was amused.

"How much?" Qiu Di vigilantly took the vaccination.

"Two of them one hundred and sixteen...... No, two hundred, hey, yes, and strong. Rape scene, do you want to watch it?" Hao Laiyun teased the two, the two were happy, Geng Baolei stood in the car and raised his hand and said, "How about I play a devil?"

Hao Laiyun looked at Geng Baolei's thin skin and tender flesh and reprimanded: "Go, you don't look photogenic, and you're far from Xiaosan." ”

This praise can make Bao Xiaosanle crooked, and just as he was about to agree, the shouts over there rang out: Okay, come on, there is an actress suffering from heat stroke.

"Oh, it's a lot of things to do with this crew. Hao Laiyun couldn't take care of the, and ran back again, and looked, it's over, the poisonous sun is so hot that the girl in the city can stand it, he shouted at the two group performers, and carried people to the shade, Qiu Di seems to be very concerned about this, pinching people, pouring Huo Xiang Zhengqi water, and when it didn't work, he pinched a certain part of the actress's neck, squirted a mouthful of water, and slapped the horn twice, just when everyone shouted and scolded, hey, the actress actually woke up. Everyone hurriedly transported it to the cargo car, let them rest for a while, and saw that today's drama was going to be yellow.

"Why are you so unlucky today, the progress is getting slower and slower. Assistant director, Cher has a few shots. The director asked worriedly.

"Four. The assistant director asked about the drama and replied.

Looking at the actors like this, it is estimated that they will not be able to come, Hao Laiyun chased after the assistant director and asked: "Hey, deputy director, don't change the play, it's not easy for me to organize dozens of people to come here." ”

"If you don't change it, you can't do it, how can she be on camera like that?"

"But... Isn't she the protagonist, doesn't she play tricks?" Hao Laiyun said.

"Yes, what I didn't shoot today were all storyboards, you count, how many women are there on the scene?" said the deputy director.

Hao Laiyun understood at a glance, there are less than ten women, except for the first and second women, the rest are all mothers-in-law who are group performers in the village, you can't enter this play, a small accident is going to ruin the day's hard work, eagerly, Hao Laiyun had a flash of inspiration, ran up and dragged the deputy director: "Come on, I'll find you a female partner, absolutely beautiful." ”

"Nonsense, the woman you have here is not as good as the cattle. The deputy director sarcastically said.

"Surely, if we have a beautiful woman here, you will not be animals. Hao Laiyun said sarcastically.

The two teased each other, and were dragged to the cargo compartment, Hao Laiyun separated the crowd, pointed at Geng Baolei and said, "Look, it's good." ”

Yo, Geng Baolei's surprised image, suddenly stunned the deputy director, this fine skin and tender flesh, skin like clotted fat, eyes like stars, red lips and white teeth, shocked by the sky.

"Quick, put on makeup, try out. The assistant director's eyes lit up.

Under the command, several men pulled Geng Baolei away, Geng Baolei was at a loss, Hao Laiyun urged behind his back: "Didn't you want to act just now, I gave you a chance, I can pick it up on camera, and I will give you five hundred." ”

"Five hundred ......" Bao Xiaosan was stunned for a moment, and pushed Geng Baolei: "Go quickly, go quickly, what a good opportunity." Okay, what about us. ”

"Let's go. Hao Laiyun roared.

Qiu Di and Bao Xiaosan were excited, and the espionage activities they had just discussed were all put aside.

As soon as I saw that the camera was about to open, the audience was busy, in the makeup tent, Huang Jun's uniform, fart curtain hat, and big boots, for Qiu Di and Bao Xiaosanyi to wear, oops, the image of the imperial army appeared, one after another, and after a while, a large group of imperial army squads were standing.

Over there, he was putting on makeup in the car, and from time to time there were shouts, Hao Laiyun went in and out a few times to seem to persuade people, and when he got out of the car, Bao Xiaosan and Qiu Di, and the group performers, after being stunned for a moment, the uproar broke out with a burst of laughter.

The long braid and new weaving, the cute and affectionate, and the red embroidered shoes, who is not Geng Baolei?

Geng Baolei wanted to cry without tears, he was so ashamed that he turned his head and was about to go back, but he was dragged by Hao Laiyun, pushing and shoving, and he was reluctant several times, which amused the director who was looking at the mirror, and shouted: "Okay, it's him......"

He looked up and smiled again: "Evil, this man is dressed as a woman, and he is more beautiful than a woman." ”

A few surrounded Geng Baolei, the first woman and the second woman were respectful, pulling Geng Baolei to persuade him to save the scene, Geng Baolei's soft son couldn't stand a few good words, nodded in embarrassment and agreed, the assistant director handed the script to Geng Baolei, pointing to the role, Geng Baolei glanced at it a few times, and asked suddenly: "Ah? Rape that, don't do it. ”

said that he was going to run, the deputy director dragged it, and the female one and the second female pulled.

"Don't, saving the scene is like fighting a fire, Sister Hui will find you a good role. ”

"That's right, it's so beautiful, it's a pity not to play a woman. ”

"Add money and add money......"

A group of people surrounded one, and Geng Baolei depended on him for life or death.

This head is much simpler, the plot is not difficult, the devil enters the village to encircle and suppress the remnants of the martial arts team, the big mouth of the script coordinator is talked about here, to fully reflect the brutality of the devil, who shoots and kills, who stabs people with bayonets, who burns the house with torches, and who ...... Hold the woman strong on the spot. Traitor.

As soon as he said this, Xiao San raised his hand: "I'll come, I'll come, strong." I'll do the adulterous. ”

"No, you can't...... This has to be professional, and it is very troublesome to take the angle. The script co-ordinated.

"Oh, that's okay, I'm not going to do it, find a few more people to him. Bao Xiaosan laughed.

There is no positive shape at this occasion, and there are a few rehearsals, including a few melee scenes with the martial arts team, and Qiu Di was inexplicably selected, Qiu Di looked at the ill-intentioned eyes of those few people, and wanted to shirk it, but the script coordinator was not happy, and shook his hand and said, it's okay, they will all be eliminated with two moves, just make a show.

After nearly an hour of busy cooperation, filming officially began.

The first scene: Behind the village, countless villagers are moving to the mountain, and a member of the martial arts team wrapped in a white turban waves his hand and shouts: Villagers, go quickly, go into the mountain and hide.

After the first scene, many refugees turned around and hurriedly changed into Japanese military costumes to prepare for the second scene.

The second scene was exciting, with the sound of coordination on the field, fireworks and explosions broke out, and the 100-person Japanese army team, holding a 38 big cover, led by a command knife, entered the village to encircle and suppress.

This is a panoramic view, with a shot on the lifting frame. In the second scene, the Japanese army stabbed two villagers with bayonets and shot a child who was hobbling with a gun. In the second scene, several Japanese soldiers dressed as ugly men, holding torches, burning the house, and the prop master is using the smoke created by the machine in the room.

In the third scene, a "village girl" was discovered by the Japanese army, blocked in the alley, and then was pressed down by two Japanese soldiers, snorted, and tore her clothes, revealing her snow-white fragrant shoulders. Woo la, pulled the clothes, red belly pocket...... At the entrance of the alley, the "Japanese soldiers" lined up were all carrying their pants and preparing to make a shot.

Bao Xiaosan's old state relapsed, and he sat on the ground with a smile, although he knew it was fake, but how ridiculous he looked, Geng Baolei kicked and struggled randomly, it was too girly.

"The picture is so beautiful, I can't bear to look at it directly, quick, take a picture of him." Qiu Di laughed and trembled.

It wasn't until he shouted to stop that Geng Baolei covered his chest with one hand and his face with the other, and ran in a hurry, even the director and the first woman and the second woman laughed and trembled, it was too similar, and now the appearance of the cloak was scattered, I couldn't tell that it was a man.

The assistant director in the back was still shouting, the girl ...... No, that guy waits, it's rape first and then kill, and you have to make up a shot.

The fourth shot, the scene of the encirclement and suppression of the martial arts team, the sporadic battles were storyboarded, the two Japanese soldiers were shot and killed by the military engineering team, and the death was obscene, and the shooting was immediately shot to death by several Japanese soldiers, and there was a dead and eyeless action, which lasted for a few seconds.

Qiu Di and Bao Xiaosan plus an idler in the village are a team, and the script design is to jump down from the house and kill a Japanese soldier with a big knife, and then the other two Japanese soldiers stab the martial arts worker who ran out of ammunition and food to death.

Wow...... The steel wire hung with the martial arts team member holding a bright big knife and cut it down, even if Bao Xiaosan was on guard, he was caught off guard, screamed, and fell backwards...... The clothes on his body were torn, and blood was pouring out.

It's not dead, the blood is fake, but the pain is real. Just called this person over there to move well, Bao Xiaosan sat up and scolded: "******, it's really cut, it hurts your father to death." ”

"Hehe, you have to make a move. The martial artist said with a smile.

Damn, I took the opportunity to retaliate, Bao Xiaosan was about to have a seizure, and Hao Laiyun, who was outside the court, held a shouting microphone and shouted: "Lie down, and then scold people and deduct money." ”

"Lie down, lie down...... Look at mine. Qiu Di said. was so angry that Bao Xiaosan looked at the money, and lay down again and continued to die.

The camera returned, stood in the original position where the cut was finished, and retook the tragic picture of Bao Xiaosan being hacked to death, and then storyboarded the next group......

The director shook his head, the forest is big and there are all kinds of birds, he knows the actor's feelings, but he is not ready to say more, and shouts: "It's all controlled...... Begin. ”

A "start shooting", the design action was stabbed and stabbed, the Japanese army was injured, the martial arts team member was stabbed to death by the bayonet stabbed obliquely, Qiu Di was unfortunately injured, he now understands, these guys deliberately let him play, he was injured in the play, that is called deserved.

As the guy swung his knife and slashed, he shrank his head, slashed again, retreated, and stabbed again...... Qiu Di flew up and kicked down the knife, followed the butt of the gun, and smashed it hard...... The martial arts team member screamed miserably, lying on the ground on all fours, unable to get up.

"How was it designed? When did the Japanese army become so brave?" the director shouted, obviously wrong, wouldn't it be advocating the martial spirit of devils to shoot like this.

"That's not how it was designed. The cameraman was also dumbfounded, shouted the actor twice, and only after a while did he hum and move, not pretending to be dead, but in pain and unable to get up.

At this time, Bao Xiaosan, who was already "dead" over there, sat up and pointed at this person and laughed weirdly. was so angry that the crew wanted to gather around again.

"Hey, what I said just now, you can play freely, you have to be fierce when you are a devil, you will kill the old man and the old lady?" Qiu Di held a spear and explained innocently. The deputy director caught up, looked at the scene, sighed stupidly, and waved his hand: "Do it again." ”

This time it was really the end of the crossbow, the actor endured the pain, parried a few times weakly, and was stabbed by the devil dressed as a later villager, and he saw blood with a shot, and fell softly against the wall.

After a few sub-scenes, Bao Xiaosan and Qiu Di ran back to the pull tent, muttering something while changing clothes, but the finger was pointing to the car wearing the drama service, the crew brought three, two carried people, and the rest should be the command center.

"There seems to be someone up there. "Bao Xiaosandao.

"I'm not afraid of people, I'm afraid of nothing. Qiu Di is not sure at this time, it is really hard to say how to get his hands on something like this that is not very secretive.

As soon as the clothes were changed, the sound of footsteps and the curtain was lifted, and three or four men dressed as martial arts team blocked the door, and they saw that they were deflated in the play just now, Bao Xiaosan and Qiu Di instantly two grenades, and Bao Xiaosan threatened: "Don't come in, be careful to blow you up." ”

"Will the wooden props explode?" the actor laughed.

Qiu Di and Bao Xiaosan made their eyes, and coldly swished, bang, right in the head, whoosh, right in the crotch, the man covered his head with one hand and covered his crotch with the other, Qiu Di smiled evilly: "It's okay to be stoned to death." ”

Saying that, he threw a few wooden grenades, danced with a spear and rushed up, the four retreated, the two of them had already taken the road and fled, and the one behind them chased, Qiu Di and Bao Xiaosan seemed to have fought a lot of times, and immediately went separately, threw a point, smashed one, hehe smiled, pulled his legs and ran, Bao Xiaosan was like deliberately teasing the person chasing him, and the long legs ran like a wild foal, who could catch up with him.

Qiu Di is different again, he is not running in a straight line, S road, curve, twisting left and right, and he chased after him and pounced, he was short, his legs tripped, and the man fell and ate. As soon as he turned around and slipped away, the one on the left just reacted, and came up with a wooden gun, chasing him like a lot of hearts stumbling, and suddenly fell forward, and the pursuer jumped up excitedly, but unexpectedly, he was meeting someone's big foot, and kicked firmly in the crotch, and the person was like a broken tail vertebrae.

Qiu Di didn't fall at all, he just leaned forward and kicked backwards.

A forward flip, he stood up beautifully, grimaced backwards, and ran again in an instant.

The group performers in the village were amused, and they slapped them as if they were juggling. The actresses of the crew were amused, and the outside of the play was much more exciting than in the play. Those few strong-blooded actors are angry, more and more people are joining the battle group, and they are going around the circle to catch Qiu Di and Bao Xiaosan, chasing and chasing in a circle, and the two went straight to the car where the drama was doing, and a middle-aged man looked up and scolded: "What are you doing?" ”

As soon as the words fell, the ones behind caught up, three or five people stepped into the car, Qiu Di kicked the door, Bao Xiaosan pulled the middle-aged man and shouted: "Uncle, they beat me ......"

"Oops......" The man was caught off guard and was pulled up, and he took a punch for Bao Xiaosan.

"Uncle, they beat me again. Bao Xiaosan shouted, twisting the person to the left.

"Oops......" the man punched again.

The car suddenly jumped chickens and dogs, Bao Xiaosan grabbed a personal shield, blocked left and right, pumped cold and kicked a leg, the two besieged him and cried bitterly, several times they played drama, shrunk and couldn't show it, the remaining two were even more depressed, they couldn't be used in the carriage at all, and Qiu Di was hit twice, both punches were lightly drifted away, the third punch was not shot, the center of gravity flashed, and he pounced on the seat.

The next punch, the one directly opposite knocked straight to his throat, pulled out, fell to the seat, and then punched, the chase lost his guts, looked at the fist smashing, covered his face and shouted: "Ah, don't hit your face." ”

Hey, I didn't fight, Qiu Di's fist stopped in his face, he slowly raised his head for a while, and smiled flatteringly, Qiu Di also laughed, laughed and instantly slapped him backhand, and the man covered his face and shrank to the door.

A few faces, five people didn't beat two people, two jumped out of the car from the driver's position, and went straight to the dining car, a few people in the back didn't dare to chase, and shouted to the crew to help, waiting for the assistant director to bring people over, a few of them were lying in the car with a hum, the drama staff blackened two panda eyes, scolded the bandits in this place, and then looked at the beaters, ran to the dining car early, Bao Xiaosan also took off half of his pants, and raised his middle finger to the person behind him, showing his buttocks.

"Hollywood...... You have to pay for all the losses. ”

The deputy director roared angrily, and when he turned back, he couldn't find anyone everywhere. Also, with Hao Laiyun's wit, how can he still wait for you to claim compensation.

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"Oh, it's bad, I haven't asked for a show fee yet. ”

The car didn't go far, and Bao Xiaosan remembered this stubble and was saddened.

"Forget it, let's play...... Hey, what are you making a fuss?" Qiu Di asked.

"I got a cell phone. Bao Xiaosan thief said, took out a mobile phone, Qiu Di hurriedly grabbed it, found something sharp on the key, picked out the card, turned off the phone and said to him: "There is a password, don't turn on the phone, I don't know if there is anything." ”

"Then what did you do?" asked Bao Xiaosan as he put on his mobile phone.

"I don't know what it is, it's sitting next to my computer. Qiu Di took out something, a matchbox-sized thing, Bao Xiaosan looked at it, and he didn't know it, when the two stared at each other, Geng Baolei, who was wiping his face, looked back and blurted out: "Two fools, microhard drive, ASUS brand." ”

"What is it for?" asked Bao Xiaosan.

"Hard disk, storage number, three-proof, waterproof, fireproof and shockproof, fully sealed. Geng Baolei said.

Qiu Di said with a smile: "It's just not anti-theft." ”

Bao Xiaosan was also happy, a bad breath came out cleanly, and the two of them gloated when they thought about the chickens and dogs jumping in the back, but Geng Baolei was not eye-catching, and said straightly: "You can't steal other people's things." ”

"Let's figure it out, this is espionage, not theft. "Bao Xiao San Yan sΓΉ authentic.

"You can think about it, just run into the car, and you will be suspicious of you if you lose something...... Such a big crew, what should I do if I look back for trouble?" asked Geng Baolei.

"Ah, that's right, turn around and run. Bao Xiaosan was shocked.

"Aren't we also trying to get some information? How much can we make from renting this place, so how can we find out?" Qiu Di said.

"Did you get it?" asked Geng Baolei.

Bao Xiaosan and Qiu Di thought about it for a while, shook their heads, they didn't get it, but it seems that there should be one in the mobile phone and hard drive.

"I got it. ”

Geng Baolei smiled, and the peak turned around.

The two of them were shocked, they didn't believe it, Geng Baolei said, when he was dressing up, he chatted with the female No. 1, he asked, sister, Hao Laiyun is bad, he always deducts the remuneration of group performances, and bringing you to this place will not trap you, right? The female No. 1 said with the same hatred, it is impossible to pit lightly, just for this scene, he will pay him 300,000 yuan for the venue rental alone.

Come on, it's so simple to dare to be intelligent.

"Didn't you say it earlier, let's risk it and rob someone else's drama car. "Bao Xiaosan is on fire.

"Is it true, it can't be that simple, right?" Qiu Di couldn't help but laugh.

"It's as simple as that, remember the espionage class, the information comes from places you can't imagine, then, today. Geng Baolei said proudly.

"Is it so good, do you make you happy like this?" Qiu Di disdained.

Bao Xiaosan was even more disgusted, and raised his middle finger at him: "Le a ball, you are being forced when you look at it." The climax is coming. ”

"Hehe, this is not difficult for the meeting, but it is not difficult...... You still have to think about what to do, beat the actors of other people's crews and disturb other people's scenes, I'm afraid today will be our last day in Tunbing Town. Geng Baolei said, looking at it like this, there is only one way left to escape.

"If I had just come here and something like this happened, I would have to run. Qiu Di said with a smile, changed the conversation, and continued to smile and teach Geng Baolei: "But now, I'm really not ready to run, believe it or not, I threw things back, they don't dare to put one?"

"Letter. ”

"I don't believe it. ”

Bao Xiaosan and Geng Baolei's answers were completely different. Qiu Di hooked his fingers, and the three heads met to discuss, go back first, and let Guan Qianjiao try to see if she could extract the things in the mobile phone and hard drive, and then like this......... Anyway, it's not a good thing, I heard that the blood of Bao Xiaosan was boiling, and Geng Baolei was so shocked that he inhaled a cool breath. But he doesn't have the right to speak, the two of them are threatened by the evil face, you dare to be a shrinking turtle again in this fight, believe it or not, the two of us really turned you.

coercion and intimidation dragged Geng Baolei onto the thief ship. For the first time, the opinions of the three were highly unified.............

It's not dead, the blood is fake, but the pain is real. Just called this person over there to move well, Bao Xiaosan sat up and scolded: "******, it's really cut, it hurts your father to death." ”

"Hehe, you have to make a move. The martial artist said with a smile.

Damn, I took the opportunity to retaliate, Bao Xiaosan was about to have a seizure, and Hao Laiyun, who was outside the court, held a shouting microphone and shouted: "Lie down, and then scold people and deduct money." ”

"Lie down, lie down...... Look at mine. Qiu Di said. was so angry that Bao Xiaosan looked at the money, and lay down again and continued to die.

The camera returned, stood in the original position where the cut was finished, and retook the tragic picture of Bao Xiaosan being hacked to death, and then storyboarded the next group......

The director shook his head, the forest is big and there are all kinds of birds, he knows the actor's feelings, but he is not ready to say more, and shouts: "It's all controlled...... Begin. ”

A "start shooting", the design action was stabbed and stabbed, the Japanese army was injured, the martial arts team member was stabbed to death by the bayonet stabbed obliquely, Qiu Di was unfortunately injured, he now understands, these guys deliberately let him play, he was injured in the play, that is called deserved.

As the guy swung his knife and slashed, he shrank his head, slashed again, retreated, and stabbed again...... Qiu Di flew up and kicked down the knife, followed the butt of the gun, and smashed it hard...... The martial arts team member screamed miserably, lying on the ground on all fours, unable to get up.

"How was it designed? When did the Japanese army become so brave?" the director shouted, obviously wrong, wouldn't it be advocating the martial spirit of devils to shoot like this.

"That's not how it was designed. The cameraman was also dumbfounded, shouted the actor twice, and only after a while did he hum and move, not pretending to be dead, but in pain and unable to get up.

At this time, Bao Xiaosan, who was already "dead" over there, sat up and pointed at this person and laughed weirdly. was so angry that the crew wanted to gather around again.

"Hey, what I said just now, you can play freely, you have to be fierce when you are a devil, you will kill the old man and the old lady?" Qiu Di held a spear and explained innocently. The deputy director caught up, looked at the scene, sighed stupidly, and waved his hand: "Do it again." ”

This time it was really the end of the crossbow, the actor endured the pain, parried a few times weakly, and was stabbed by the devil dressed as a later villager, and he saw blood with a shot, and fell softly against the wall.

After a few sub-scenes, Bao Xiaosan and Qiu Di ran back to the pull tent, muttering something while changing clothes, but the finger was pointing to the car wearing the drama service, the crew brought three, two carried people, and the rest should be the command center.

"There seems to be someone up there. "Bao Xiaosandao.

"I'm not afraid of people, I'm afraid of nothing. Qiu Di is not sure at this time, it is really hard to say how to get his hands on something like this that is not very secretive.

As soon as the clothes were changed, the sound of footsteps and the curtain was lifted, and three or four men dressed as martial arts team blocked the door, and they saw that they were deflated in the play just now, Bao Xiaosan and Qiu Di instantly two grenades, and Bao Xiaosan threatened: "Don't come in, be careful to blow you up." ”

"Will the wooden props explode?" the actor laughed.

Qiu Di and Bao Xiaosan made their eyes, and coldly swished, bang, right in the head, whoosh, right in the crotch, the man covered his head with one hand and covered his crotch with the other, Qiu Di smiled evilly: "It's okay to be stoned to death." ”

Saying that, he threw a few wooden grenades, danced with a spear and rushed up, the four retreated, the two of them had already taken the road and fled, and the one behind them chased, Qiu Di and Bao Xiaosan seemed to have fought a lot of times, and immediately went separately, threw a point, smashed one, hehe smiled, pulled his legs and ran, Bao Xiaosan was like deliberately teasing the person chasing him, and the long legs ran like a wild foal, who could catch up with him.

Qiu Di is different again, he is not running in a straight line, S road, curve, twisting left and right, and he chased after him and pounced, he was short, his legs tripped, and the man fell and ate. As soon as he turned around and slipped away, the one on the left just reacted, and came up with a wooden gun, chasing him like a lot of hearts stumbling, and suddenly fell forward, and the pursuer jumped up excitedly, but unexpectedly, he was meeting someone's big foot, and kicked firmly in the crotch, and the person was like a broken tail vertebrae.

Qiu Di didn't fall at all, he just leaned forward and kicked backwards.

A forward flip, he stood up beautifully, grimaced backwards, and ran again in an instant.

The group performers in the village were amused, and they slapped them as if they were juggling. The actresses of the crew were amused, and the outside of the play was much more exciting than in the play. Those few strong-blooded actors are angry, more and more people are joining the battle group, and they are going around the circle to catch Qiu Di and Bao Xiaosan, chasing and chasing in a circle, and the two went straight to the car where the drama was doing, and a middle-aged man looked up and scolded: "What are you doing?" ”

As soon as the words fell, the ones behind caught up, three or five people stepped into the car, Qiu Di kicked the door, Bao Xiaosan pulled the middle-aged man and shouted: "Uncle, they beat me ......"

"Oops......" The man was caught off guard and was pulled up, and he took a punch for Bao Xiaosan.

"Uncle, they beat me again. Bao Xiaosan shouted, twisting the person to the left.

"Oops......" the man punched again.

The car suddenly jumped chickens and dogs, Bao Xiaosan grabbed a personal shield, blocked left and right, pumped cold and kicked a leg, the two besieged him and cried bitterly, several times they played drama, shrunk and couldn't show it, the remaining two were even more depressed, they couldn't be used in the carriage at all, and Qiu Di was hit twice, both punches were lightly drifted away, the third punch was not shot, the center of gravity flashed, and he pounced on the seat.

The next punch, the one directly opposite knocked straight to his throat, pulled out, fell to the seat, and then punched, the chase lost his guts, looked at the fist smashing, covered his face and shouted: "Ah, don't hit your face." ”

Hey, I didn't fight, Qiu Di's fist stopped in his face, he slowly raised his head for a while, and smiled flatteringly, Qiu Di also laughed, laughed and instantly slapped him backhand, and the man covered his face and shrank to the door.

A few faces, five people didn't beat two people, two jumped out of the car from the driver's position, and went straight to the dining car, a few people in the back didn't dare to chase, and shouted to the crew to help, waiting for the assistant director to bring people over, a few of them were lying in the car with a hum, the drama staff blackened two panda eyes, scolded the bandits in this place, and then looked at the beaters, ran to the dining car early, Bao Xiaosan also took off half of his pants, and raised his middle finger to the person behind him, showing his buttocks.

"Hollywood...... You have to pay for all the losses. ”

The deputy director roared angrily, and when he turned back, he couldn't find anyone everywhere. Also, with Hao Laiyun's wit, how can he still wait for you to claim compensation.

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"Oh, it's bad, I haven't asked for a show fee yet. ”

The car didn't go far, and Bao Xiaosan remembered this stubble and was saddened.

"Forget it, let's play...... Hey, what are you making a fuss?" Qiu Di asked.

"I got a cell phone. Bao Xiaosan thief said, took out a mobile phone, Qiu Di hurriedly grabbed it, found something sharp on the key, picked out the card, turned off the phone and said to him: "There is a password, don't turn on the phone, I don't know if there is anything." ”

"Then what did you do?" asked Bao Xiaosan as he put on his mobile phone.

"I don't know what it is, it's sitting next to my computer. Qiu Di took out something, a matchbox-sized thing, Bao Xiaosan looked at it, and he didn't know it, when the two stared at each other, Geng Baolei, who was wiping his face, looked back and blurted out: "Two fools, microhard drive, ASUS brand." ”

"What is it for?" asked Bao Xiaosan.

"Hard disk, storage number, three-proof, waterproof, fireproof and shockproof, fully sealed. Geng Baolei said.

Qiu Di said with a smile: "It's just not anti-theft." ”

Bao Xiaosan was also happy, a bad breath came out cleanly, and the two of them gloated when they thought about the chickens and dogs jumping in the back, but Geng Baolei was not eye-catching, and said straightly: "You can't steal other people's things." ”

"Let's figure it out, this is espionage, not theft. "Bao Xiao San Yan sΓΉ authentic.

"You can think about it, just run into the car, and you will be suspicious of you if you lose something...... Such a big crew, what should I do if I look back for trouble?" asked Geng Baolei.

"Ah, that's right, turn around and run. Bao Xiaosan was shocked.

"Aren't we also trying to get some information? How much can we make from renting this place, so how can we find out?" Qiu Di said.

"Did you get it?" asked Geng Baolei.

Bao Xiaosan and Qiu Di thought about it for a while, shook their heads, they didn't get it, but it seems that there should be one in the mobile phone and hard drive.

"I got it. ”

Geng Baolei smiled, and the peak turned around.

The two of them were shocked, they didn't believe it, Geng Baolei said, when he was dressing up, he chatted with the female No. 1, he asked, sister, Hao Laiyun is bad, he always deducts the remuneration of group performances, and bringing you to this place will not trap you, right? The female No. 1 said with the same hatred, it is impossible to pit lightly, just for this scene, he will pay him 300,000 yuan for the venue rental alone.

Come on, it's so simple to dare to be intelligent.

"Didn't you say it earlier, let's risk it and rob someone else's drama car. "Bao Xiaosan is on fire.

"Is it true, it can't be that simple, right?" Qiu Di couldn't help but laugh.

"It's as simple as that, remember the espionage class, the information comes from places you can't imagine, then, today. Geng Baolei said proudly.

"Is it so good, do you make you happy like this?" Qiu Di disdained.

Bao Xiaosan was even more disgusted, and raised his middle finger at him: "Le a ball, you are being forced when you look at it." The climax is coming. ”

"Hehe, this is not difficult for the meeting, but it is not difficult...... You still have to think about what to do, beat the actors of other people's crews and disturb other people's scenes, I'm afraid today will be our last day in Tunbing Town. Geng Baolei said, looking at it like this, there is only one way left to escape.

"If I had just come here and something like this happened, I would have to run. Qiu Di said with a smile, changed the conversation, and continued to smile and teach Geng Baolei: "But now, I'm really not ready to run, believe it or not, I threw things back, they don't dare to put one?"

"Letter. ”

"I don't believe it. ”

Bao Xiaosan and Geng Baolei's answers were completely different. Qiu Di hooked his fingers, and the three heads met to discuss, go back first, and let Guan Qianjiao try to see if she could extract the things in the mobile phone and hard drive, and then like this......... Anyway, it's not a good thing, I heard that the blood of Bao Xiaosan was boiling, and Geng Baolei was so shocked that he inhaled a cool breath. But he doesn't have the right to speak, the two of them are threatened by the evil face, you dare to be a shrinking turtle again in this fight, believe it or not, the two of us really turned you.

coercion and intimidation dragged Geng Baolei onto the thief ship. For the first time, the opinions of the three were highly unified............