Chapter 19: Everybody's Screenwriter
The companion put it down for the time being, dug a trap, and seemed to be just waiting for the prey to come to the door. Bao Xiaosan and Geng Baolei hugged Qiu Di and went to work happily the next day, and the three of them always looked at each other with such bad and weird smiles, just like making the meat mound strip naked and giving the big man spring wine, it seemed that he had done some kind of prank.
Of course, ordinary people don't tell them about this, watching the three of them finish eating, say hello to the workers, enter the compound and touch the heads of Boss Ma's sheepdogs, not to mention people, even the dogs here have a better and better relationship with them, Guan Qianjiao is getting more and more relieved, the hard experience of these three is simply tailor-made for this detective, and it is difficult to find flaws.
The affairs of their small team were put aside for the time being, but the matter of the new big crew in the town had just started on this day.
The carving castle did not come back at all, it was the work of diesel power generation and lighting overnight, and a group of people continued to go in the morning, and the filming here was repaired, and the filming over there had begun.
The amount of food has been increased, and looking at the amount prepared today, I know that the scale is the first time I have seen it in Tunbing Town.
After unloading, the rice is put into the pot, the vegetables are on the table, cut into strips, the meat is separated, and the work is carried out in an orderly manner.
This patrol said, the lazy one is either a kick or a chain, and the slow ones will definitely scold you for a few words, even if you use more water to wash the vegetables, Boss Ma will shout at the top of his voice: "Okay, okay, wash so clean and dick, and don't let you eat." β
At this time, Bao Xiaosan patted his ass and responded: "It's not clean, it's not sick, isn't it Boss Ma." β
"Yes, look at how literate this kid is. Ma Kaihuang did not hesitate to praise Bao Xiaosan. Geng Baolei almost broke off with laughter every time.
After a round of patrols, he went out of the yard, teasing his sheepdogs, basking in the sun on the chaise longgue at the door, drinking some water, smoking a cigarette, coming in from time to time to look around, and supervising this huge catering business with his obscenity.
There was obviously a move today, Qiu Di and Geng Baolei made a look, Geng Baolei understood, shouted to go to the toilet, hurried out, and came back after a while as if nothing happened, and bowed his head slightly to Qiu Di.
Small actions, done.
What kind of small action, soon this smooth process broke down, and the blue flame that was bubbling vigorously became weaker and weaker, and it stopped weakly, and then someone shouted: "Boss Ma, the fire is out." β
"Hi, I'm cΔo your uncle...... "Ma Kaihuang rolled up his sleeves and ran back to the kitchen, the forty eyes of fire were connected to the liquefied gas tank next door, and at a glance, there was no gas, he hurried to the next door and opened the door...... Oh, he quickly stepped back, grinning in fright, and the smell of gas rushed out of the room.
"It's broken, the gas is leaking. Qiu Di sniffed and shouted.
"Run, explode. Bao Xiaosan shouted.
There was an accident in the explosion here, but there were no casualties, but the scared people who had heard of it were scared, and the men and old ladies who were confused threw down the kitchen knife and ran, running out of the door in a hurry, so angry that Ma Kaihuang shouted behind his back: "It's okay, it's okay, it's just leaking a little air, don't run...... I cΔo......"
Saying that, he was also afraid, hesitated, and saw that someone actually ran away with a piece of pork in his arms, so angry that he threw the chain, stumbled, and fell himself.
"Hurry up...... Boss Ma, Bao Lei hurriedly helped Boss Ma out...... , Boss Ma, don't worry, I've worked in a restaurant before, it's okay, it's okay if I don't see an open flame, I turned off the gas first, found the problem, and it was fine as soon as I ventilated...... Hurry up and get out......" Qiu Di shouted, dipped in a wet rag, and called Bao Xiaosan, looking desperate, Ma Kaihuang was already frightened, and pulled Qiu Di and said: "It's all up to you, brother, hurry up and find a way...... I'll give you a raise. β
"It's okay, you're so good to us, I'll have to do it if you don't rise...... Hurry up Baolei, it's too late to be late. Qiu Di said, and the water rushed to the big steamer cloth and washed his head.
Bao Xiaosan helped the people, and had already dragged the key on Boss Ma's body, and a kitchen man ran out with a rolling belt.
After the person left, Qiu Di simply closed the kitchen door, put the bar on the top, and Bao Xiaosan opened the greasy table drawer with his hands and feet, rubbing it over, and patting the record.
After a while, Qiu Di shouted: "Go farther, I'm opening the window now......"
After a while, Bao Xiaosan was shouting: "I'll turn off the fire, see if there is an open flame outside......
After a while, the oil-stained windows of the two were opened with difficulty by Qiu Di, and the boss of Ma Kaihuang pointed at Qiu Di excitedly and said, "Righteous man, this is the legendary righteous man of Nima." β
Geng Baolei wanted to laugh, but held back, and he solemnly told Boss Ma: "You take us in, you are the real righteous man." β
complimented each other, and after a while, Qiu Di and Bao Xiaosan opened the window, and Bao Xiaosan, who was sticking his head out, shouted: "Boss Ma, it's okay, the gas valve is leaking, just change the bottle, fire immediately and continue to work." β
The door opened loudly, Ma Kaihuang cautiously walked closer, snorted, several hearths suddenly burst into flames, let him put a heart in his stomach, and ran to the next door, Qiu Di was changing the gas tank away, how tall that person was, more than 300 catties of super atmospheric tank, quite mighty, Qiu Di reminded: "Boss Ma, this tank is really some years, the valve is not decent, it has to be replaced." β
"Oops...... If you turn around, you will change, and you will be scared to death. "Ma Kaihuang is frightened.
They all came back one after another, but there were already scared people who ran home, and the employees in this place were more fucked up than they imagined, and in the blink of an eye, they actually lost several pieces of pork, so angry that Boss Ma led the dog and barked at the thugs to clean up the few who took advantage of the fire to rob.
"Whose key. Geng Baolei's play appeared, and he flickered at the door, and when he looked at the key, he said: "Boss Ma, your key is hanging with your name badge." β
"Oh, take it...... I'm confused. When the horse returned from the wasteland, and when he was about to leave, he shouted again: "Black ball, San'er, watch them work, who is so lazy, give me a hard pump." β
As he spoke, he threw the leash over.
The boss left in a hurry, those men and women in the town, looking at Qiu Di's eyes are a little wrong, there are those who are willing to work hard, but there are few who are willing to work hard, not to mention this situation? But no one doubts that these three people will soon enter the ranks of Boss Ma's doglegs.
"Congratulations, I've been promoted to overseer. Geng Baolei quietly leaned over Qiu Di and said.
"Tongxi, you're going to become a dog's leg too. Qiu Di replied with a smile.
At this time, perhaps the happiest person is Guan Qianjiao, she remotely received the pictures taken in Bao Xiaosan's mobile phone, and smiled excitedly, this account is remembered too clearly, and the accounts of two or three months can be seen at a glance.........
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The small episode did not affect the normal business, and when Ma Kaihuang returned from outside, he was surprised to find that although there were four fewer people, the work at home was still well arranged, and the lunch box was encapsulated in a thick styrofoam box, and half of the goods were already loaded.
He went into the kitchen, opened the drawer, called and asked about the needs ahead, recorded it crookedly, shouted about a few delivery points, how many studios, how many construction sites, how many places to shoot in the back ditch, and got up and shouted at the entourage.
At this time, Qiu Di trotted up, and he asked curiously: "Boss Ma, Houpangou, why don't we go?"
"There's not much there, you carry the beams, you have to deal with the studio here. Ma Kaihuang immediately said.
Ouch, it seems that it is too good, and it is not your turn to go wherever you want.
"The studio is smooth here, anyone can do it, the back is far away, you have to watch it, don't you have to send water." Qiu Di thought about the boss, and Bao Xiaosan came up and said, "I'll go too, I haven't been to the ditch yet." There's a war movie, let's take a look. β
"Those dramas can disgust you to death, and most of the films we make here are shot at rotten...... Go ahead, be careful on the way. Boss Ma said casually, thinking about it, the new distribution point still has to use trustworthy people, right?
All of them did a good job, loaded the car and left, and the three of them slapped each other in the car. With the rumbling cargo compartment, sail to the destination.
"It's all said and done, it's too easy. Bao Xiaosan said to the two of them that they needed the details here, so the three of them discussed such a farce, and got the information through once and for all, Qiu Di signaled to speak quietly, but Geng Baolei asked curiously: "Is this the last stop?"
"That's for sure, but I kind of like this place now. "Bao Xiaosandao.
"Come back in the afternoon and discuss with Qianjiao, I'll build a longer time. Qiu Di said.
"Why?" Geng Baolei didn't understand, what happened just now really made him feel a little weak.
"Now Harman needs business information here, if you stay for one more day, you will have one day's money, give us four hundred a day this ten, and how much do you say in the next ten? This is the lowest number...... It's going to drag on for a few days, let's all earn more, and if we really go back to Beijing, maybe what the situation will be. Qiu Di said softly, Geng Baolei looked at him with a blink, a little moved.
Yes, it's impossible not to be moved, the two salaries are not low, but to go there to find such a good thing, he looked at Bao Xiaosan inquiringly, but Bao Xiaosan pointed at Qiu Di with an evil look and said: "You are too shameless." β
Geng Baolei was stunned for a moment, and before he could react to when Bao Xiaosan's moral level had soared, Bao Xiaosan smiled and added: "It's just that I've always been shameless, I think the same way, Harman gives four hundred a day, Ma Fat gives one hundred and fourteen, earns more than five hundred a day, and is sixteen a month...... Ouch mom, my brother is about to become a bourgeoisie. β
He covered his heart and spoke, as if he was afraid that his heart would not be able to stand it and jump out, Qiu Di and Geng Baolei also looked at each other and smiled, it seems that he has little opinion on this mention, just do the work of managing Qianjiao, anyway, how long will it take to investigate clearly, who can say for sure?
The distance is a total of 15 kilometers, not very easy to walk, the car is driving on the sandy grassland up and down, stumbling, the back compartment and sucking ash, not long the whole body will be covered with a layer of fine sand, the three people get up from time to time to beat. Occasionally, standing on the carriage and looking into the distance, this endless scenery is heart-open.
The long sky and the grass are like two distinct canvases, dotted with dots of green, in the scorching sun, the scorching heat seems to be a kind of scenery, making you wipe your sweat, but you feel that the sky is high and the earth is different, and there is a special style.
"Look...... The construction site is right there. "Bao Xiaosandao.
In the distance, three carved forts, trenches, and barbed wire fences have been formed, and people are shuttling back and forth like ants...... Hey, just this set, you have to invest more than a million. β
"There are more than 100 million yuan in a drama, and they have this little money. Qiu Di said.
"Hey, I heard Ma Fatzi say, why did the TV series shoot in a rotten way from the beginning, what do you mean?" Bao Xiaosan said.
"Insiders coax laymen, investors don't understand, producers understand, tens of millions of films, you can't save some money there, shoot according to the investor's intentions, and the film can't be reviewed...... It's just a trial, I can't complain about the producer, anyway, I will earn if I make money, and I will earn if I lose. Geng Baolei said. added: "Even in this industry, many of them are simply money laundering, setting up a few short companies, making scripts, making props, and making animations, and it is simply their own money to go around, and then it becomes legal income...... If you dig deeper, a bad drama has not passed the trial, how do you know if you have invested 100 million or 1 million?"
This is what everyone has learned here, the water in your circle is really deep, there is an endless stream of people who come here to film, it may be broadcast, I can't find a few films, Bao Xiaosan can't use this brain, he pursed his lips and said: "I don't understand." β
"So what do you know? We can try to find some common language. Qiu Di laughed and teased Bao Xiaosan.
"I know the script. "Bao Xiao San Yan sΓΉ authentic.
Wow, this thing is at the level of pranks, when did you understand screenwriting? Geng Baolei and Qiu Di stared at him in amazement.
"I really understand, the script is too easy to do, the classic scene of the meat scene: the heroine falls from a height, the male protagonist flies up to save her, and then in slow motion, looking at each other, spinning, music, N falls down after a long time, the heroine is very shy, and the two quickly separate to show that it is inappropriate; Bao Xiaosan demonstrated, dancing and talking, and said hatefully after speaking: "Just Nima kisses all the episodes of water, every time I see this scene, I am so angry that I want to smash the TV." β
Geng Baolei and Qiu Di looked at each other in amazement, laughed, and gave a thumbs up.
"Also, I used to like to watch martial arts movies the most, every time the enemy finds the protagonist, he always points a knife at the protagonist and laughs wildly: Wahaha~~ Finally caught you by Lao Tzu, look where you are going. Hmph, Lao Tzu sues you (...... Ten minutes), do you know who betrayed you (...... Ten more minutes). Obviously, the problem has been solved with one knife, so let's talk about it......" Bao Xiaosan said angrily: "Finally finished, your mother B, the rescuers are here." β
Geng Baolei and Qiu Di didn't expect Bao Xiaosan to have such attainments in bad dramas, they laughed so much that their stomachs twitched, and the three of them began to compare, this kind of similar plot is too easy to find. For example, if you spit blood before you die, you must put a POSS; good people will not be blind when they die, and bad people will not be innocent. For example, if you tell your enemy the name before you die, you will not be able to say it once. For example, when a woman is nauseous, 10,000 percent are pregnant, for example, when the heroine cries and runs out of the door, it is definitely raining heavily.
The two grabbed Bao Xiaosan's play, Bao Xiaosan grabbed Bai Dao, what you said is bearable, the one I watched is absolutely unbearable, for example, in N dramas, the two misunderstood in love, and the man chased and shouted, you listen to my explanation. The woman covered her ears and said, "I don't listen, if I don't listen, I won't listen." The man continued to rush to explain, and the woman continued to shout that I didn't listen...... Just these two lines, I can repeat them ten times, I cΔo Nima Di, there are these ten times, and I have already explained them.
To sum up, Bao Xiaosan said that Lao Tzu had a sore stomach and had to quit TV.
The three of them were happy to fall in the carriage, and when the speed slowed down, they had already heard the sound of the scene, someone commanded to stop on the side, the car was parked, and the drama was far away to let the driver wait, there should be a few shots to be filmed, Houpangou is an abandoned village, no one lives, but it retains its original appearance, just to facilitate those crews to find the village of the old society to shoot.
Qiu Di, Bao Xiaosan, and Geng Baolei jumped out of the car, patted the ashes on their bodies, and got closer to see the set.
Yo, it's actually the beauty of the city I've seen in the town, and now she's dressed in a small cloth dress with big braids, and she's dressed up as a village girl, the plot is that she and a wipe of eyes, it seems to be wronged, followed by a man dressed as a martial arts team, catching up with her and pulling and saying:
"Xiulan, listen to me. β
The village girl covered her ears, shook her head, and said angrily: "I don't listen, if I don't listen, I won't listen." β
Geng Baolei and Qiu Di turned their heads in an instant, looking at Bao Xiaosan, this is not just the screenwriter, they almost predicted the plot, the three of them looked at the sentence and repeated it twice, and then laughed at the same time, Qiu Di sat on the ground with a smile, Geng Baolei bent over with laughter, Bao Xiaosan opened his mouth with a blood basin, and laughed so much that he couldn't breathe.
This off-stage scene came too suddenly, and after a while, the three of them stopped laughing, but found that the scene was chaotic, the filming cast was all stopped, and the director was shouting angrily, they were surrounded by many actors dressed as martial arts teams.........