Chapter 54: We are the 'transport fathers' of football! Jiang Qin slammed the national football team?
Jiang Qin stood still in the center of the stage, chuckling and greeting everyone.
"Good evening, see you again."
"The quadrennial World Cup is about to start again, and fans are talking about this huge event everywhere on the Internet. Surely everyone cares about the team they support, right? ”
This sentence was like a pebble thrown into the heart of a calm lake, Jiang Qin wanted to test everyone's reaction, so he paused slightly and glanced at the guests and audience in the audience.
With professional sensitivity, the more experienced of those guests seemed to understand what Jiang Qin was going to say at once, and a smile appeared on his face.
And after hearing this, the audience really began to react, and there was a loud noise in the crowd, obviously everyone was suppressing the dissatisfaction in their hearts.
"That's not it, the national football team is not angry, don't blame me for cheering for other teams!"
"I don't just care about the teams I support, I take the time to care about the teams I spurn!"
"Wow, don't say it, football, forever hurt..."
"Among the fans in the world, no one is more free than the Chinese fans, they can support any country they want, and they can be blatant, and they don't have to worry about being kidnapped by morality."
"I'm more concerned about when the national football team will be disbanded."
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Those who love the game of football have emotions when they hear about it, and their comments have also spread this emotion to other viewers around them.
Together with those viewers who don't usually pay much attention to football events, they also complain about the national football team.
Jiang Qin said into the microphone again: "I understand everyone's disappointment and dissatisfaction with the national football team, but this year's national football team's defeat to the Annan team is surprising, but it is completely reasonable to think about it." ”
"Why? Because the Annan team is no longer the weak Annan team of many years ago! And the Huaxia team is still the Huaxia team that plays steadily! ”
"We say that a real football team should be very consistent! Looking at international football, only the Chinese team can do this! Throughout the world, there is no team that can be as stable as the Huaxia team! ”
"If there is a propaganda slogan for the national football team, I think it should be: Chinese football team, focus on losing for 30 years! Always imitated, never surpassed! We don't score, we just 'luck', 'lose' and 'gong' in football. ”
She read the last three words word by word, and pronounced them meaningfully.
Afraid that some viewers wouldn't understand what she meant, Jiang Qin also made a thoughtful supplementary explanation.
"Full name - the old lady who dribbles and loses."
Originally, everyone thought that it was just borrowing a certain advertising slogan, implying that the national football team would not score, but would only dribble. And Jiang Qin's explanation, everyone instantly understood.
There was another uproar in the audience.
"I'm sorry, I thought it was too simple!"
"Wonderful! On the connotation, it depends on Jiang Qin hahaha!! ”
"Isn't that the old lady! Eat and drink well, what else can you do, lose the first place. Just think about it! ”
"There is no more clever use of the word 'gong', and even their posture on the court is accurately portrayed."
There was a lot of discussion in the studio hall, and the atmosphere in the online live broadcast room was also very lively, and netizens commented on the barrage in real time.
"A group of wine bags and rice bags, it is indeed not much different from those offered in the temple [covering face]"
"If you think you're going to win, he'll lose to you; If you think you're going to lose, he's going to lose. I deeply understand what is the stability of the national football team [tears]"
"Although... It's a bit of an insult to the old lady... At least the old lady won't make us feel ashamed. ”
"A weak chicken team like Annan can lose, who else can you beat?"
"Yes, what they are best at is defeating Huaxia fans [crack] [crack]
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After some discussion, many netizens felt even worse. never expected that he was the one who was defeated by the national football team.
However, everyone knows that this is an indisputable fact.
Although the national football team always loses battles, everyone scolds mercilessly. But in every game, there will always be countless Chinese fans with a hope in their hearts, looking forward to the national football team one day being able to fight for a breath and fight a turnaround.
But the end result has always been disappointing.
At this time, Jiang Qin spoke everyone's mind.
"Although the national football team is not competitive, our Chinese nation is generally a strong nation."
"There is always an unsolved mystery in the hearts of our Chinese fans: what can be done to make the national football team win? For decades, countless Chinese people have been plagued by this problem. ”
"In order to solve problems for everyone, wisdom such as I thought of a way to make Chinese football catch up with the world-class within ten years."
Jiang Qin spoke impassionedly and confidently.
The audience laughed at the time. Anyone who knows a little about the Chinese national football team will not believe that there is really any way to ensure that today's national football team can qualify in various sports events.
Words of denial blurted out.
"Really? I don't believe it. ”
"Alas, countless blows have made me no longer have confidence in the national football team."
"Waste is like a national football, and the gods have not been saved."
"I suggest that it is better to disband as soon as possible and eat less of the people's public grain!"
"If there was such a method, we wouldn't have lost for so many years."
"Some people say that there is no way to have this method, let's die this heart!"
Although there are many people who say discouragement, there are still many people who are very keen to talk about this topic, and after hearing Jiang Qin say that, they suddenly became interested and wanted to know what her method was.
"Does this really exist?"
"Unless the current Football Association and the team are disbanded, the reorganization of the entire team is possible..."
"How? Let's hear it. ”
"Is there a way to get them to lose a game and get a penalty of a million?"
"Even if you fine a million, these people are not afraid, think about how many funds have gone into their pockets."
Seeing that everyone generally showed disbelief, Jiang Qin just shook his head lightly and said, "There is such a method, and it is very simple. ”
"Just add a soccer ball to the college entrance examination."
As soon as these words came out, everyone suddenly couldn't hold back.
After all, not everyone is interested in football, so they should have fun.
But almost everyone needs to take the college entrance examination, and once anything involves the college entrance examination, it becomes something closely related to themselves, and everyone has their own opinion on it.
At this moment, even the audience, who had been silent about the topic of football before, opened the conversation box at this time.
"Gaokao plus football, can we ordinary people eat abalone?"
"How ironic! The college entrance examination is a channel for countless civilians to squeeze a single-plank bridge to survive, if you can be fair and just after joining football, I think it will not take ten years, three years to give you a world-class job! ”
"If it is really added, I don't know if I am still qualified to take the college entrance examination..."
"Yes, play population tactics, there are always a few of the 1.4 billion people who can play."
"It's useless to add it, I absolutely believe that they still have a way for the Football Association to only choose them, instead of some really strong players."
"This is not a track for noble sons to descend to the earth."
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