Chapter 55: On the first day of Chinese football, the family sacrifice has not forgotten to tell Naiweng!
Online netizens also started talking.
"I think it's a feasible idea, and if you do it, it's very likely!"
"Isn't it, tens of millions of students join the involution every year, and I don't believe that our national football team can't be the first in the world!"
"If the relevant departments really have the will and courage to rectify the national football team, it will not be rotten for so many years."
"Wait, if football can get into the college entrance examination, why can't basketball? Why can't badminton? Is it true that only those who have beaten badly are eligible? ”
"It's just a joke, why are you still taking it seriously? Even if someone made that decision, I don't think anyone would say yes. ”
"I can't figure it out, let's go to China, who doesn't have it? Why can't the men's football team support the wall with such mud? ”
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Although everyone is discussing rationally, there are more dissatisfaction in their hearts that have nowhere to vent.
When I think of the waste of the national football team, they will only play soy sauce all day long, discredit the country, and lose a lot of face every time there is a big stage... Everyone is eager to kick this shabby in person, and they don't believe that they can't change the status quo.
The barrage is still sliding upwards rapidly, and the popularity of the live broadcast room is also rising rapidly.
In the studio, the assistant director monitors the changes in the data in real time.
The number of real-time online viewers, the number of people who posted barrages, the number of likes in the live broadcast room, the amount of gifts received in the background, etc., all parameters and indicators are soaring at full speed.
The assistant director saw that his heart was happy, and he unconsciously muttered to himself: "It has to be Jiang Qin!" The topic was chosen seamlessly. ”
Since Jiang Qin participated in the show in these episodes, the assistant director has also noticed her special features from the first issue.
No matter which episode of the show, Jiang Qin's sense of smell on hot topics is really advanced and sensitive. She always seems to have an easy time picking the topic that most stimulates everyone's desire to discuss.
I don't know if it's because she has the ability to predict, or if the content of her speech sparked everyone's desire to discuss.
Director Tan, who was sitting next to him, also heard the assistant director's words, and answered with a smile: "Yes, otherwise I wouldn't have signed a long-term contract with her after only two contacts!" ”
Director Tan's face was full of pride, and the assistant director smiled at him.
In the studio hall, Jiang Qin's speech continued.
She raised her hand slightly, signaling everyone to be quiet, and the discussion gradually stopped at the scene.
"If the plan to add football to the college entrance examination is not good, there is another way to let the national football team win."
Hearing Jiang Qin say this, everyone's curiosity was aroused again, the scene was completely quiet, and everyone waited with bated breath for Jiang Qin to say the answer.
I don't know what she has in mind this time.
Looking at everyone's expectant eyes, Jiang Qinwan smiled.
"This method is very simple, and it doesn't need to be like the college entrance examination."
"You only need to set up Antarctica as a special division, and then let the national football team play against the penguins, and you can score goals."
The guests on both sides of the stage couldn't help but laugh after hearing this.
Race with penguins?? The audience was also stunned by this bold imagination, and even couldn't believe their ears.
After reacting, the audience let out a series of exclamations.
"Absolutely, only penguins can participate in Antarctica, which greatly reduces the difficulty of the competition!"
"Is this something carbon-based organisms can come up with?"
"Teacher Jiang Qin, with this wonderful idea, it would be a waste of talent for you not to write a Chinese fable!"
"I think this method is feasible, and it seems that the next competition can only be wronged by the penguins."
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Just as everyone was ridiculing, Jiang Qin then said another sentence, which directly pushed the atmosphere of the scene to a climax.
She looked directly at the audience and said solemnly: "But there is one of the biggest questions in this: can the national football team beat the penguins?" ”
Originally, everyone thought that it would be enough to humiliate the national football team to humiliate the group of wastes of the national football team by saying that it would be enough to let the national football team compete with animals with limited mobility like penguins, but they didn't expect that there would be more ruthless than this.
After understanding this layer, the scene erupted in bursts of laughter.
"Hahahaha! It's no wonder you can win! ”
"I really thought for a moment that the national football team could beat the penguins... I was so wrong. ”
"Jiang Qin is really fearless! I found that she dared to say anything, just like the loyal servants of ancient times who risked their lives to admonish. ”
"How can the national football team, a 'transport man' who has been focusing on losing for 30 years, not lose?"
"Hahaha... Don't look at the penguins as chubby, they actually run very fast! Comparing the national football team with penguins is really insulting to penguins! ”
"Don't say it, don't say it, I'm going to cry if I talk about the men's football team!"
"What's the deal, the men's football team can't even beat penguins, what qualifications do you have to eat delicacies from the mountains and seas?"
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Jiang Qin's words can be regarded as speaking to everyone's hearts, and it is not too much to be cynical about the wine bags and rice bags of the national football team.
The time and opportunities that should be given to them have been given, but these people have never been angry, and they will only disappoint everyone again and again, and a basin of ice water will completely extinguish everyone's enthusiasm for the national football team.
Now, there is no hope for them anymore, and the only hope is probably to dissolve the existing personnel organization and then replace and reorganize all of them.
As long as this status quo does not change, everyone will mention the national football team once and ridicule the national football team once.
Whoever can completely humiliate those people who have no self-esteem will be everyone's mouth, the hero of the nation!
Not only was the audience at the scene discussing fiercely, but the discussion atmosphere in the online live broadcast room was also warm and extraordinary.
"Well done Jiang Qin! My Best Mouth Substitute! ”
"In ancient times, some people sent war papers, and in modern times, Jiang Qin used his lips and tongue instead of paper and pen to shoot at the men's football team! Fuck it! ”
"Hahahaha, if only there were people from the men's football team watching this show!"
"Huaxia table tennis is responsible for making the opponent cry, Huaxia volleyball is responsible for moving the audience to cry, and Huaxia football is responsible for making the audience cry. Now that it's okay, with Jiang Qin, I don't believe in scolding or crying this gang of men's football waste. ”
"My husband said that he would divorce me the day the national football team won. At that moment, I felt unprecedented steadiness in my heart, and in this world, there should be no longer and more long-lasting promise. ”
On the barrage in the live broadcast room, fans and netizens frequently uttered golden sentences, which made the audience behind the screen dive onlookers couldn't help laughing.
It also stimulated the desire of these audiences to express, and more and more people began to play with the men's football stalks, just for fun.
"I am eighty-three years old, and I have only one last wish before I die: on the first day of Chinese football, the family sacrifice will not be forgotten."
"I don't remember the last time the national football team entered the World Cup, and I guess I won't remember the next time I enter the World Cup."
"Hahahaha, I advise everyone not to be too optimistic, I'm afraid that when I am lying in the underground party, I hear my grandson Shangxiang say: In this year's World Cup, the national football team has not entered [covering his face]"
"[Crack] [Crack] If I am a member of the men's football team, I really feel ashamed of myself, ashamed of the fans across the country, I hope they can reflect on it!"
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