Chapter 56: Blatantly ridiculing the men's football team! You summarized it very well, don't summarize it next time!
Jiang Qin's system also kept sending prompts, and his popularity value has been rising steadily.
However, there are few hints of increasing the resentment value.
It seems that all the online and offline viewers are disappointed in the men's football team. Otherwise, if there are some viewers who are upset with the men's football team, her system will have a part of the prompt to get resentment points.
Not like now, from the time she started to speak, she has only grown by a pitiful few points.
After a pause, and after the audience's discussion faded away, Jiang Qin raised the microphone again and opened the conversation.
She raised her voice slightly and spoke in a more positive tone.
"Although the national football team always loses, in fact, they are not so useless. At least for one thing, it's still somewhat useful. ”
Hearing Jiang Qin's words, the front changed in an instant, and the hearts of the audience were all 'chuckled', a little dumbfounded.
Isn't this supposed to... After talking for a long time, I finally want to feed everyone some chicken soup and persuade everyone to be tolerant of the men's football team, right?
It's been many years, the audience's patience has been exhausted, and the decency that should be given to the men's football team has already been given over and over again.
If you want to blame, you can only blame these people for not knowing how to cherish the opportunity, they have no self-motivation and self-esteem, everything has been seen through by the fans of Huaxia, this group of people is essentially a pile of rotten wood, and it is difficult to rejuvenate the New Year.
To be tolerant of them again is to disrespect one's own mood and health.
Therefore, when Jiang Qin's words were heard, many people in the audience immediately jumped out to refute it.
"Hell if it's useful!"
"There are only side effects, no positive effects."
"Yes, what positive effect can the wine bag and rice bag have?"
"It's probably a foil, and the weak chicken team of Annan is not so weak."
However, there are also some more witty viewers, based on their understanding of Jiang Qin in these talk shows, knowing that she must have something to say, but they are even more looking forward to her answer being revealed.
I saw Jiang Qin looking like he was in trouble, and said seriously: "No matter how bad the national football team is, it has also saved a person's life." ”
"During the World Cup qualifiers, the game was broadcast everywhere, even in the hospital."
"There was a hospital bed with a fan friend who had been in a car accident and was turned into a vegetative state. He has been lying in the hospital, relatives and friends can't wake up, and the doctor said there is no hope......"
"Until one day, when the hospital's TV broadcast the qualifiers, when the Chinese men's football team played against the Annan team and lost 1:3, this friend got up and turned off the TV."
Hearing Jiang Qin's description, that image popped into the audience's minds, as if they saw with their own eyes that the vegetative friend was holding up his body, his limbs stiff but difficult to hold in front of the TV, scolding and scolding, and at the same time angrily extinguishing the TV.
As soon as I thought of this, the audience couldn't help but burst into laughter.
"Hahahaha, I'll just say it's not that simple!"
"Haha... The vegetative people are all woken up by the men's feet. ”
"Since it's so infuriating, why don't we consider launching the men's soccer team to the United States?"
"I guess when I saw that scene, the coffin board of the ancestors of the men's football team was almost unpressable!"
"It's understandable, very understandable, when I saw the result of that game on the live broadcast, I wanted to smash the TV!"
"Hahaha, so did I, I wondered why I couldn't figure it out so much to use the most precious time of my life to watch a game that I knew would make me angry."
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The director and assistant director sitting in the studio saw through the monitoring screen that everyone in the studio had a good reaction, and the smiles on their faces never stopped.
Through the intercom, the director continues to methodically direct the cameraman on the scene to switch shots.
"Camera No. 1, give Jiang Qin a close-up view of his upper body."
In the footage transmitted by the No. 1 camera, Jiang Qin raised the microphone to his lips and continued to speak in one go.
"It can be seen that everyone has a heart that desperately wants to change the fate of the national football team."
"As for me, I have also summarized the nine conditions for the selection of football players by the national football team, as long as these conditions can be met, everyone's chances of being selected will be greatly increased, please be sure to remember it carefully!"
The audience looked at Jiang Qin with wide eyes, not knowing which one this was singing. Although everyone could not predict what she would say, they were still full of anticipation.
Under the attention of the audience, Jiang Qin clearly began to read the conditions for being selected for the national football team that she had observed.
"Number one, you can't win."
"Second, you can't defend."
"Third, you can't pass the ball."
"Fourth, you can't score."
"Fifth, you can't stop the ball."
"Sixth, after losing, you have to cry in front of the audience."
"Seventh, you have to be good at putting the blame on other people, such as the environment, the atmosphere, the lawn, the referees, the weather, the light, and so on."
"Eighth, you have to conserve your stamina during the game and go to the nightclub after the game."
"Ninth, you have to keep eating sea cucumbers."
From the moment I heard the first selection criteria, each one surprised the audience. And when she said nine selection conditions in a row, the audience was all amazed.
A large audience shouted from the audience, "I can!! ”
"Pick me, choose me, I can too!"
"Hahaha, anyone can do it!"
"God insists on eating sea cucumbers! Hahahaha! ”
"The Football Association said: The summary is very comprehensive, and it is not allowed to summarize again next time."
"Before Jiang Qin revealed the answer, I thought I couldn't do any of it, but after listening to her, I instantly burst with confidence! Let me go! ”
"It's outrageous, but it's true. Jiang Qin's talk show, sure enough, you still have to kneel down to watch it to be comfortable. ”
Everyone geared up one by one, as if they really saw the hope of entering the national football team.
Let's just say that which of the current men's football players was not selected according to these conditions? Why can they enter, but they can't enter!
Looking at the faces of the audience that had obviously become a little excited, Jiang Qin continued: "Although doing this does not mean that everyone can enter the national team 100%, but at least it increases the probability of selection." ”
"I hope that when the national football team is selected, everyone will participate! When the base is large, there will always be people among you who can be selected. ”
"After you are selected, how you should play is up to you!"
At this point, Jiang Qin faced the audience and ended today's speech with a 90-degree bow.
The audience was still a little confused, and didn't react too much to what it meant, and savored the last few words in their minds.
Suddenly, someone in the audience exclaimed, "it!" How come I didn't think of this method?! ”
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