Chapter 575: We Are Really Gods [Xie Lao Ma Reward]
The short and fat one obviously felt insulted, and he turned his head to stare at the tall and thin man and roared: "Am I not a god? I am not a god, you are a god?!
He stretched out his hand and pointed at Chen Xi: "Handsome and chic, the jade tree is in the wind, and it looks like the cultivation is already very good." As long as you get my guidance, your future achievements are limitless! Who am I for? Am I doing it for myself? I really can't bear to see such an outstanding young man buried, you are so old, you must have such a sense of social responsibility as me, do you understand? If you see a child who can help, you should give a good boost. ”
He looked at Chen Xi again: "You say yes, as long as you beg me, I will fulfill your three wishes." ”
Chen Xi nodded, looked very excited and said: Okay, good, can you have any kind of wish for the three?
"Yes, as long as I can do it, I can do anything. ”
Humpty Dumpty said solemnly: "This is your luck, you must grasp it." ”
Chen Xi pretended to think very seriously for a while and said: "Since I was a child, I have learned a truth, you can't be too greedy. So three wishes are a bit too much, and I think it would be good if you could fulfill one of my wishes. ”
Humpty Dumpty patted his chest: "Just say it!"
Chen Xi said: "My wish is that you will continue to be locked up here." ”
Humpty Dumpty was stunned for a moment, then opened his mouth and shouted, "Are you kidding me?"
Chen Xi sat down cross-legged on the huge crystal ball, looked down and said with a smile: "Can you be a little enlightened? Now it seems that you should be begging me." It seems that your cultivation is very strong, but you cannot open this seal from the inside. In fact, maybe someone else, even someone stronger than me, won't be able to open this seal outside."
The tall and thin man gave Humpty Dumpty a kick: "Just say that you don't pretend to be this little friend, in fact, what you said is a little wrong." It looks like we're both locked up here, but we're not. This crystal ball is something we play with ourselves, and we're here because it's quiet enough and we're in retreat! yes, we're in retreat. So of course we're not begging you to open the crystal ball, because you can't open it at all."
Before he finished his words, Chen Xi continued: "There is an endless abyss aura in this crystal ball, and there is no way for the cultivators of the Tianfu Continent to open it at all. If this crystal ball was played with by the two of you, then you two are abyssal beasts. The Abyssal Beasts are my enemies, why should I let you out? ”
Humpty Dumpty immediately kicked the thin and tall look: "Why don't you say I'm pretending to be forced, can't you be honest?"
He looked at Chen Xi, put on a smile, and his eyes disappeared when he smiled: "This little friend, hehehehe, in fact, this is not something that the two of us are playing." Ahem, we are the messengers of justice, the embodiment of the gods, how can we be such pickled things as the abyssal beasts? Do you think, if we were the abyssal beasts, the seal in this crystal ball is the power of the abyss, wouldn't we have opened it by ourselves a long time ago?"
"Oh~"
Chen Xi sighed.
Humpty Dumpty covered his mouth and lowered his head after a long moment, "Okay, I'll admit we're locked up here." But that doesn't mean we can't figure out how to get out on our own, although we think about it for a little longer, but a little longer should be able to think of a way to get out, in fact, I mean, you can't be like this, you should respect your predecessors, right? ”
"Wait!"
The thin and tall man suddenly wanted to grasp the point: "This crystal ball is sealed by the power of the abyss, and it is impossible for human cultivators to let us out." This guy is very bad, he is just making fun of the boring man. ”
Humpty Dumpty snorted, "You think I don't know he's kidding you?" I just want to see how stupid you are, how long it will take you to react, but it's hard to wait for someone to come, even if you can't get us out, it's not bad to talk to us here." It's been all these years, and I've been talking to you, don't you know that I've been annoying you for a long time?"
The tall and thin man glared at him: "Do you think I don't bother you? If it weren't for the fact that there was no one to talk to, I wouldn't bother to talk to you." Just like you, if Lao Tzu is outside, he will not get along with you for the rest of his life.
"So"
Humpty Dumpty beckoned to Chen Xi, and the gesture of waving was like a beckoning cat: "Little friend, although you can't get us out, just be kind enough to chat with us here for a while." I can't remember how long it has been since I saw the outside world. I want to see the sky, I want to see the earth."
He lowered his head as if crying: "I want to go out and miss my old friends." ”
He cried, and the tall and thin man gave him a punch: "No interest!"
Then the tall and thin man also cried
Chen Xi sighed and said: "You guys, your luck is really good, if you meet someone else, of course, you can only chat with you for a while." And I'm different, since I can see that there is an abyss power in this crystal ball, of course there is another way, it's not just me alone to chat with you here for a while. ”
Humpty Dumpty's eyes lit up immediately, the tall and thin man was brighter than him, and both of them looked at Chen Xi with some pity, and asked almost in unison: "Say it quickly, what can you do." ”
Chen Xi deliberately said slowly: "I also said just now, if someone else chats with you for a while, you should go or leave." I'm different, I'm smarter, I can hold this crystal ball out and put you in a crowded place, so that there will be people to talk to you all the time. If I meet someone who is kind, I may be able to chat with you all night. Of course, there will definitely be more people around you to talk to. ”
Humpty Dumpty tugged at the tall and skinny man's clothes: "He's a bad guy"
The thin and tall man sat on the ground as if he had lost hope, looked at Chen Xi and said, "Is it really good to tease two old men like this?
Chen Xi couldn't help laughing: "It's not you who teased me first, I'm just joking with you." I don't know who you are, but I can tell that you two aren't bad people either. ”
Humpty Dumpty said, "Of course we're not bad people, we're not even human!"
The tall and thin man reminded: "This sentence is like a curse." ”
Humpty Dumpty glared at him, "What's wrong? You're not human! You're not human! You're not human!"
The tall and thin man immediately scolded back: "You are not a human being! You are not a human being! You are not a human being!"
Humpty Dumpty's hippie smile: "I'm not, I'm not, what can you do to me." ”
The tall and thin man was stunned for a moment: "Me is not, neither am I!"
Chen Xi was stunned for a moment, and found that it seemed that it was a little difficult to integrate into the world of these two guys, he cleared his throat and said, "Although I judge that you don't look like bad guys, I can't be sure that you are not good guys." So you should tell me who you are first, so that I can consider whether to get you out or not. As I said, no matter who finds you, they can't get you out, and I can. In the whole world, I am the only one who can. ”
Humpty Dumpty looked at the tall and thin man and said seriously, "He's bragging." ”
The tall thin man nodded, then suddenly raised his head to look at Chen Xi and roared, "You are an egg!"
Humpty Dumpty was stunned for a moment, and laughed: "Hahahaha, look, even he knows that you are an egg, this is not what I said, but this kid has good eyesight, and he can actually see that you are an egg." ”
Then the two of them scuffled together, and the fight was particularly ugly. Obviously, they are two guys who are very strong in cultivation, but when they fight, they are like two shrews, and they can use any move. One moment the throat is locked, the other time the nostrils are inserted, the other time the ears are bitten, and the other time the head is against the head like two goats, and no one obeys anyone
Chen Xi was not in a hurry anymore, he sat there cross-legged and watched the two of them fight with his head down. The two guys fought for more than ten minutes before stopping, and both looked a little out of breath. Chen Xi sat there, holding his chin with one hand and said a little boringly: "It's not good-looking at all, and I didn't tear my clothes." ”
At this moment, Humpty Dumpty, who heard him speak, looked up at him, and then his eyes widened instantly. He was so fat, his eyes were already narrowed into a slit. But at this time, it was as if he had seen something incredible, and his eyes widened to his limit. He stretched out his hand and pulled the thin and tall man's clothes vigorously, and the other hand kept pointing upwards: "Look at you!"
"Look at what, look!"
The tall and thin man replied angrily, but he still looked up along the fat man's hand. When he saw Chen Xi's hand, he was also stunned for a moment, and then his expression changed. The two of them were as if they saw Chen Xi turn into a huge egg, but that expression should have shocked them even more than Chen Xi turned into an egg.
"Who are you!"
The tall and thin man immediately stood up, looked at Chen Xi with a nervous expression and asked, "Don't joke anymore, I'm seriously asking you who you are now, why do you have that tattoo on the back of your hand?"
Chen Xi was slightly stunned, looked down, and then remembered the tattoo of a woman on the back of his hand. It's abstract, but it's also god-like. The upper body looks like a wonderful woman, and the lower body is a snake body, and no one knows what this tattoo means except for the vine. Chen Xi also realized it later, and the form of this tattoo is the form of a goddess and a woman.
But now, the short and fat man and the tall and thin man recognized it, and looked nervous and excited.
Chen Xi vaguely seemed to have guessed something, and looked at the two people below carefully and couldn't help but ask, "Then who are you, why do you recognize the tattoo on the back of my hand?"
The tall and thin man looked down at Humpty Dumpty, who was also looking at him. The two seemed to hesitate for a while, but finally made up their minds. The tall and thin man nodded to Humpty Dumpty, and Humpty Dumpty immediately replied: "Actually, I just said it, of course what I said is a bit outrageous, I just told you that we are gods, of course, this is not a lie, because even if we are not real gods, but we are also demigods who used to be very bullish, my name is Baihu, and his name is Xuanwu." ”
Although Chen Xi had almost guessed the answer, he was still shocked: "Aren't you being arrested?
The tall and thin man and the short and fat man glanced at each other, and the eyes of the two people expressed the same meaning, how could this guy know!