Chapter 576: It's too obscene [Xie Mingling Reward]
The god-shaped tattoo on the back of Chen Xi's hand startled Humpty Dumpty and Thin Tall a lot, and after Chen Xi said the sentence that you weren't arrested and taken to the Divine Domain, they were taken aback. It was from ancient times, and they had been sealed here for long enough, and they never thought that there were still people who knew about ancient things so clearly.
Chen Xi saw that the two guys were full of incredulity, smiled and said: "Your weapon is called the White Tiger Blade, and your weapon is called the Xuanwu Trident Coincidentally, these two things are currently in my hands." So I'm going to get you out anyway, but don't go back to your weapons. ”
The white tiger, that is, Humpty Dumpty, who was still surprised, immediately replied: "Why"
Chen Xi found that this guy was really talking but a brain, it was completely subconscious, you old man is still surprised, okay, you forgot it so quickly.
Chen Xi said in a particularly sneering manner: "Why, first of all, I am a thick-skinned person and generally greedy. I'll get you two out, and you two will have to give me some good." So, I'm going to thank you for the two of you. Secondly, these two things are a gift from my wife, so of course they have nothing to do with you. ”
Xuanwu was not convinced: "It's not impossible to say that it is a thank you gift, it is barely acceptable." But you said that this is a gift from your daughter-in-law, what does it matter to us?"
Chen Xi said as a matter of course: "Because my daughter-in-law is a vine." ”
Hearing the word Teng'er, Baihu and Xuanwu shook involuntarily almost at the same time. It's definitely not a deliberate shaking, but the name makes them really tremble. How many years have passed, and these two demigods can still be scared like this when they hear Fuji'er's name, which shows how Fuji'er bullied them back then
Humpty Dumpty Xuanwu secretly pulled Xuanwu's clothes and said in a low voice, "Look at me"
Xuanwu was stunned for a moment: "What do you see?"
Baihu said: "Look if I pee"
Xuanwu actually really looked at it, and then replied very seriously: "No." ”
Xuanwu raised his hand and wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and smiled at Chen Xi: "That's good, that's good, in fact, let's be a family after all, since Boss Teng'er is your wife, what else can't be said." What kind of thanksgive, you shouldn't say this sentence at all, it's too outward! Next time something happens, you just tell me that the boss of Fuji'er is your woman. ”
Chen Xi couldn't help laughing, hugged his fists and said, "Two seniors, I'm just joking." But since I met it, it's really fate. As I said earlier, someone else might not really be able to save you. But others can't, I can!"
Chen Xi stretched out his hand and put his hands on this huge crystal ball to feel it, very serious and careful: "The power in this crystal ball is very pure, even if it wasn't for you who were personally sealed by the evil god, you should also be his divine servant." This power is exactly the same as the power in the core of the Endless Abyss, and it just so happens that I have two more in my hand. ”
Chen Xi took out one of the Endless Abyss cores and said, "Get out!"
The evil god's mental power, which has suffered humiliation in Chen Xi's hands these days, almost feels that he should be martyred with death, even if it is just a touch of mental power, but it is also the mental power of the evil god. In the Endless Abyss, he was worshipped by the Abyssal Beasts, including the Holy King. But after falling into Chen Xi's hands, he was called around like a slave. The most important thing is that Chen Xi really once killed another evil god telekinesis, so he didn't dare not listen to Chen Xi's words.
Seeing the phantom of the evil god come out, Baihu and Xuanwu were stunned for a moment, and then rushed up at the same time: "Damn, Lao Tzu fought with you!"
With two bangs, the two demigods hit the crystal wall of the crystal ball and bounced back directly. The two of them raised their hands at the same time and touched the swollen bag on their heads, looked at each other and accused each other: "You idiot, are you still in this ball, are you still fighting with him, and now you have been hit!"
"As if you're not stupid, didn't you get hit!"
"I'm more handsome!"
“”
Chen Xi sighed and shook his head and said to the evil god's mind: "I once searched for another memory of you, but I didn't find anything about sealing the two of them, which means that it shouldn't be your hand back then, it should be your divine servant." It's better to be honest, I don't want to threaten you, you should know what to do. ”
During these days, the evil god's mental power was also afraid of being tortured by Chen Xi, Chen Xi had the power of endless abyss, and torturing him couldn't be simpler. As a being who represents God, he really deserves to live such a miserable life.
The evil god's telekinesis also stretched out his hand and touched the crystal ball to sense it, and then said, "This is actually not a great thing, it is just the lowest level sealing magic weapon in the God Domain. However, in your low-level Tianfu Continent, this thing is an artifact among artifacts. It's not hard to unlock this thing, just have the same power as the crystal ball to open it. ”
Chen Xi frowned, and the evil god's mental power shrank back in fright: "It's because I talk too much, can I ask for some dignity." ”
Chen Xi waved his hand, withdrew the evil god's mental power into the core of the endless abyss, then looked at the white tiger and Xuanwu and said, "I'm going to release you, you guys prepare, you're about to see the sun in a while, it's quite dazzling."
At this time, seeing that Chen Xi had packed up the evil god's mental power, Baihu was whispering to Xuanwu: "Hey, this little man from Boss Teng'er seems to be a little domineering, and it is more pleasing to the eye." ”
Xuanwu said: "Well, I look a little worse than me." ”
Chen Xi suddenly didn't want to save them
"Damn, it's really dazzling. ”
The white tiger raised his hand to block the sun, and tears flowed down his face. He doesn't remember that he hasn't seen the sun for tens of thousands of years, and maybe even he doesn't know if these tears are really pierced by the sun, or if they cry. In fact, Xuanwu was the same as him, raising his hand to block the sun, and tears were flowing down his face: "Yes, yes, this sunshine is really dazzling." ”
Chen Xi took out two pots of old wine from his bag and handed them over, and Baihu and Xuanwu subconsciously reached out to take them. Baihu opened the wine jug and immediately snorted: "This is wine?"
Chen Xi said: "This is the wine dew I got from Kunlun Mountain, and it is the wine made by the gods at the beginning. But it's not pure, I didn't get much, and most of it was given away. I divided the remaining half into two parts, one part was kept, and the other part was mixed with water."
The white tiger glared at Chen Xi with a violent look, put the wine jug in front of his nose and sniffed it vigorously: "It's so fragrant, but your water doesn't seem to be less." ”
As he spoke, Xuanwu had already drunk half a pot of wine. The tall and thin Xuanwu stretched out his arms vigorously, and then took a few big breaths: "It feels so good outside, to be honest, I didn't expect to come out and see it in my lifetime." At the beginning, that bastard thing casually threw us here and left, but I didn't know that tens of thousands of years had passed. ”
Chen Xi asked: "I discovered something when I was in Kunlun Mountain, and I saw the scene of the ancient battle from the memory of the dragon vein spirit. There are still the remains of a divine servant in Kunlun Mountain, so I know something about you back then. Of course, a lot of it was told to me by Fuji'er. ”
Baihu subconsciously asked: "Did Boss Fuji'er tell you that she often beat us up at the beginning?"
Chen Xi nodded: "Yes." ”
The white tiger sneered: "Boss Teng'er is really such an honest and reliable female man."
Chen Xi said with a smile: "At the beginning, you fought fiercely with the people from the Divine Domain, and it seemed that you lost. Teng'er was seriously injured, but he was hidden by Kunlun Mountain and was not captured by the evil god's people. Gou Chen and the four of you should have been taken away by the divine servants, why are you two under the swamp of Dongyue Kingdom?"
Xuanwu sighed, his face was so depressed and solemn: "I want to say that the grandson who wants to take us away is halfway because he has something to do, so he casually left us here and left, and then forgot about us, do you believe it?"
Chen Xi glanced at Xuanwu with my lettering eyes, and Xuanwu became even more sad. He replied to Chen Xi with the eyes that you actually believed, and in the end, the meaning in his eyes was that you can't not believe it
White Tiger said: "At the beginning, the four of us joined forces and were not the opponents of those bastard things, the boss was seriously injured, and Suzaku was also caught when he rushed over to save him." As soon as we both saw that they were both captured, we were also captured, and of course we were captured after a hard fight. Oh, that's not the point, the point is that none of the four of us ran away, and all of them were captured. ”
Xuanwu continued, "The Boss and Suzaku were locked up in one of these crystal balls, and the two of us were locked in one crystal ball. They were carried by a divine servant who was supposed to return to the divine domain, but when they were halfway there, something should have happened, and the divine servant who took us threw us casually, and the other divine servant hurried in one direction. Took this throw, and threw it for so long. ”
Chen Xi asked, "What about the Qinglong Vermilion Bird?"
The white tiger said very seriously: "The divine servant who took the two of them didn't throw it."
Chen Xi didn't know whether to laugh or sigh, these two were abandoned by the servants of the gods, and the result was a blessing in disguise. Although he was trapped in the crystal ball in the dark for so long, he didn't suffer much, at least he had a companion, and it is estimated that if he was locked in it, he would have gone crazy a long time ago. When he thought of this, Chen Xi thought about it again, if it was a normal person, even if it was a hundred people as companions, it was estimated that if he could not die for such a long time, he would have gone crazy a long time ago. The reason why these two guys are not crazy is because they are too big
"Thank you. ”
Xuanwu finally got serious: "No matter what, I should thank you." As for the Xuanwu Trident, it's just a weapon, and I'll give it to you as a gadget. If you want, I don't have it anyway. Because the Xuanwu Trident is forged from the spirit of the sea, it is not easy to make one. It's the White Tiger Blade that was transformed by his teeth, I don't know anything else, he should still have dozens of teeth, if you like it, you can ask him again"
The white tiger looked at Xuanwu with the eyes of my uncle who killed you, and Xuanwu shot back with the eyes of oops, oops, you are going.
Chen Xixin said that these two living treasures are lucky, if it weren't for this kind of character, they wouldn't have survived so many years. He suddenly remembered something, turned his head and asked Xuanwu: "Why do you call him hairless." ”
Xuanwu leaned over and bumped Chen Xi's shoulder with his shoulder, smiled very obscenely, and squeezed his eyebrows: "White Tiger White Tiger." ”
Chen Xi was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly said: "It's so obscene."