Chapter 81: "The Immortal Master"
Last time, I talked about the university scholar Fang Congzhe who came back from the "Qianqing Palace Imperial Study", and began to "arrange the future generations", which immediately made the "little wife" unhappy.
"Hey, you little, what the hell are you talking about? As a concubine, if you don't sleep with the old man and give birth to a baby, what does the old man want you to do? ”
"Phew, baba, sleep with you all day and have a baby? At your age, you're still old as my father! "The second lady comes from an ordinary family, she has no education, except that she is young and beautiful, she has a pungent personality, which made Old Man Fang taste the spicy taste back then.
"Hmph, don't forget who you are?" Old man Fang had a grudge in his heart, and when he returned home, he was scolded by this "little wife", and he was immediately angry, so he scolded: "You are just a girl who sleeps with you, as long as the old man is willing to pay silver, it will be a lot of money to buy, and now the wings are hard......"
"Who's the girl? Is your daughter a girl? Is your son a slave dog? Don't come to this set with my aunt and grandmother! This family, now it is up to my aunt and grandmother to have the final say, but your old man doesn't count it now, giggles. Since Fang Congzhe's dismissal, this "Taifu" is just a fictitious position.
"You...... Stinky girls, I'm angry with the old man! Believe it or not, the old man slapped you to death? Fang Congzhe staggered and took it up, and his hair was all open.
"Come on, come on, grandma is waiting!" The second lady is also stubborn: "If you can't slap your aunt and grandmother, when it comes to night, your aunt and grandmother must serve you well, double the 'benefits' that the 'eldest sister' owes you more than a dozen, and never give up if you don't die of happiness, so that you will have a 'wind right away'!" ”
"Hey, you stinky, you still curse the old man?" After Fang Congzhe was angry, his tone softened, although he was unwilling, he had to say with embarrassment: "Has the old man ever treated you badly?" You ask yourself? Your parents, your siblings, your family? And also...... Never mind! ”
"Giggles, old man, giggles, the slave family knows that you are doing my good, isn't the slave family going to feed you ginseng soup in person? Eliminate gas. ”
"Haha, between husband and wife, the bedside fight and the end of the bed, it's really interesting? It's not fake at all! Just after the second lady took a bowl of "ginseng black chicken soup" from the maid's hand, and just fed two or three spoonfuls to Old Man Fang, before the "old husband and young wife" could talk to each other, a strange voice suddenly appeared.
"Who? Who's talking? The two were startled by this strange sound, especially the second lady, who was so frightened that her hands shook, and the porcelain bowl and spoon in her hand fell in response, and when they were about to fall to the ground and break, they suddenly and inexplicably suspended in the air, and then slowly flew back to the second lady's hand.
"Oops! Hell yes! Ghosts! Just when the old husband and young wife suddenly screamed in horror, suddenly a flash of light flashed, and they saw the figure of the wood appear out of thin air, pinched a little, and spit out the word "Ding", which immediately quieted the old husband and young wife, and no longer had to worry about the noise.
At the same time, the entire study is shrouded in "enchantment", and no sound can be heard, even if there are occasional girls and slave dogs passing by, they will be urged by the carpenter to control their weak minds with their strong mental power, what should they do? As for the land lord, he went back early.
The carpenter couldn't help but be very satisfied when he saw that the effect of his first "enchantment technique" was not bad, because this was not the original spell in the "Seventy-two Spells of the Left Path", but a "new spell" generated after the fusion of various spells, so he pinched the trick a little and let the old couple and young wife regain their freedom.
"Haha, don't be afraid, I'm not a ghost." The carpenter laughed: "If I were really a ghost, I would have eaten your whole family a long time ago, and there would be no bones left!" ”
"Not a ghost? You're really not a ghost? So why ......? The old husband and young wife were still frightened, frightened by the stranger who appeared out of thin air in front of them, so they tentatively asked: "I don't know what Your Excellency is called, why do you come to our mansion?" The old man asked himself if he had never seen Your Excellency, and asked for advice. ”
"Don't ask so much? Do you want to take a look at this first? As soon as the words fell, the carpenter stretched out his hand and released a mana, sending a letter of introduction and a stack of lists to Fang Congzhe as the political envoy of Guangnan West Road, and then said with embarrassment: "I have to avoid it, and the baby will tell you later." ”
Just when the old husband and young wife felt inexplicable, they saw that the strange man in front of them suddenly had a face and facial features that quickly collapsed, his hands quickly retracted into his body, and even his body suddenly became half a head shorter, like a "zombie" that was extremely ugly, which frightened the old man and young wife again.
Just when the old husband and young wife were scared half to death, they suddenly saw this faceless and handsless "monster" turn around suddenly, but turned into a dignified woman, although it is not a country and a city, but she also has her breasts and buttocks, she is stretching out her hands, yawning and saying, "Huh? Where's the baby's father? The old lady had just woken up. ”
"What? This...... That's impossible! Not only the second lady, but even Fang Congzhe, who had lived a handful of years, was stunned by such a strange phenomenon in front of him, so he said in horror: "You, you, who are you?" Why did it appear in Fang's mansion? What is the intention? ”
"Who am I? Who am I? I'm the baby! The baby mother smiled happily: "Just now, the strange man you saw is the baby's father, because our husband and wife have practiced the 'immortal exercises' - "Yin and Yang Rotation Creation Gong", so this body is him during the day and me at night, giggles." ”
'What?' Immortal exercises'? "Yin and Yang Rotation Creation Gong"? Are you 'immortal masters'? This time it was the turn of the old couple and the young wife to be dumbfounded.
"Giggles, 'Immortal Master'? So to speak? "The baby is in a super good mood, because last night not only had a thrilling all the way, but also had a bumper harvest, and suddenly experienced what is called "fairy and fan"? So, the baby smiled happily: "Don't be afraid, our husband and wife are here to help you?" Cluck. ”
"Help me? Old man...... Does the old man need help? Fang Congzhe suddenly remembered something, so he quickly stretched out a pair of crumpled old hands trembling slightly, took the pile of yellow paper suspended a foot in front of him, and turned it on one by one with the help of the clear oil lamp in the study to see what was written?
"Huh? Guangnan West Road Cheng announced the political envoy Lu Zhongdian? This is ......" Fang Congzhe was taken aback at first glance: "Huh? Sweep away the Japanese and recover 10 million taels of official silver from the treasury? Is this true or false? And also...... Willing to fund all kinds of ordnance, grain and grass, and military salaries for the imperial court? ...... for an army of 100,000 in March? ”
"Really? Fake? Are you kidding? Otherwise, he will be guilty of deceitful and will be beheaded! After all, Fang Congzhe was a veteran of the Three Dynasties, and in addition to being shocked, he also thought of the strict law of the Ming Dynasty, so when he was in ecstasy, he couldn't help but be curious in his heart: "The old man is most short of silver now, and he doesn't know ......."
"Giggles, your study is too small, hurry up and find a big warehouse to store the silver!" The baby mother said disdainfully: Let you see what is called 'fairy spell'? Hum! As soon as the words fell, they disappeared out of thin air, and when they reappeared, they had already come to hover over the Fang family's mansion in advance.
"Huh? What about people? Why is it gone? Is it really weird? After the old couple and young wife were shocked, they suddenly reacted, looked at each other, and hurriedly walked out, looking around as they went, and suddenly heard a giggle in their ears: "Raise your head and look at the sky...... Your cellar is still in place. ”
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