Chapter 82: The situation is shaken
Last time, I talked about urging the carpenter to be switched to a baby by the "exercises", and continued to show his skills in front of the old husband and young wife, so that they knew the fairy methods.
"Look at the heavens? Hey? Really in the sky! What an 'immortal master'! In this way, it is not ......" The old husband and young wife were so frightened that they couldn't speak, thinking that the house slaves, maids, and servants in the compound of the mansion would also find a person floating above the roof, but strangely enough, everyone did not react.
"Giggles, don't worry. Their minds have been completely manipulated by me with my mental powers, including your two sons and daughters. ”
"Huh? This...... There won't be any problems, right? ———— "It's okay!" I just don't want them to know that there's a lot of extra silver in your cellar out of thin air, hehe. As soon as the words fell, the baby and her mother slowly fell, came to the old husband and young wife and said, "Let's go, go to the cellar." ”
"Uh...... Let's go, hurry up, save more nights and dreams! The couple seemed to be more anxious than the baby and her mother, so they took care of themselves and led the way, and soon came to an underground space with a circumference of thirty zhang and three zhang. Seeing that there were still a lot of grains, fruits and vegetables and other sundries inside, the baby began to cast spells.
I saw that after the baby and her mother pinched the trick and chanted the spell for a while, she instantly ran the "Seventy-two Techniques of the Left Road of the Side Door" spell, and with a wave of her hand, she released a large piece of dazzling light, and after wrapping these things, they automatically flew away, flying to the corridor or under the eaves on the ground, and temporarily placed them neatly.
Next, the baby mother untied a storage bag from her waist, threw it into the air, and continued to pinch a trick and pointed at the storage bag. I saw a white light instantly hit the storage bag, causing the handbag, which was originally only the size of a palm, and was covered with spirit patterns, immediately swelled to the size of the tent, and began to dump things wildly.
"Da ......" As the storage bag opened and poured down, countless silver ingots fell straight down, like hail!
"Silver? Is it really silver? That's a lot of silver! This made a fortune, and Gaga's ...... "This old husband and young wife were dazzled by the operation of the baby and her mother, and they were full of emotion in their hearts, never thought that the silver that was vital to the court could be so out of nothing?" It's incredible!
"Alright. Let's give 5 million taels of silver first, if there are more piles, then the bottom 'ingots' will be crushed and deformed. The baby smiled and said: "As for the remaining 5 million taels of silver, only after you have done everything, we will give it to you as agreed." What do you think? Cluck. ”
"Uh...... The Immortal Master is above? I don't know if there is anything I need help with? As long as the old decay can do it? Do your best! Fang Congzhe was excited.
"Giggles, it's very simple, that is, to transfer the 'Guangnan West Road Chengxuan Political Envoy' Lord Lu Zhongdian back to the capital and reinstate the official! How's that, it's not difficult, right? ”
"Uh...... This one...... I'm afraid it's a bit difficult. The old man's originally muddy old eyes suddenly flashed, and then he bowed to the baby and said: "The key is that the old man has no real power in his hands now." In addition, Lu Zhongdian is a 'Donglin Party', and he is incompatible with the 'Eunuch Party', so he ......"
"Hence what? But it doesn't hurt to say it! The baby said with a frosty face: "You just have to let it go, if anyone dares to stop it, then let him die!" ”
"Uh...... The immortal master didn't know. Who ...... then" Fang Congzhe wanted to speak and stopped, and finally made a decision, so he gritted his teeth and said: "The current emperor's 'nursing mother' Ke is in cahoots with the 'eunuch leader' Wei Zhongxian, controlling the government, harming Zhongliang, and stirring up my Ming court into a miasma. ”
"Oh? Hakka? Wei Zhongxian? Who else? Say it all, it's going to kill them tonight! The baby mother said disapprenously: "A swarm of ants! ”
"Uh...... This one...... It should be gone for the time being, after all, its minions can't become the climate, it's just a tiger skin as a banner. ”
"Giggles, in that case, let this dog man and woman hurry up and die." The baby mother smirked with a sly smile on her face: "The ghost road is quiet, the Yin Division comes to help, and on the orders of the Nine Secluded Underground Mansion and the Ten Palaces of Yama, the ox head and horse face will appear immediately!" As soon as the words fell, the cellar was suddenly overcast and cold.
Before Fang Congzhe and his wife could react, they suddenly found that the space above the "Silver Mountain" not far ahead was distorted, and a black hole the size of a window appeared out of thin air, with the yin wind howling inside, and the ghosts crying wolves, and then two black lights flashed out, and the wind swelled into two tall fierce gods and evil ghosts.
"The little god has seen the immortals, but I don't know what the immortals are calling the little gods?" As soon as the bull's head and the horse's face appeared, they glanced at the old couple and the young wife with green eyes, which made them suddenly feel like they were falling into an ice cellar, and they trembled up and down, but they couldn't speak, and they felt like they were going to die.
"It's a small thing. Trouble the two seniors to go and hook away the soul of the 'eunuch leader' Wei Zhongxian and his 'eater' Hakka now, please. ”
"Haha/quack, the king of Hades wants him to die on the third watch, who dares to keep him until the fifth watch? Let's go too! As soon as the words fell, the cow head and the horse face immediately turned into a black wind and disappeared outside the cellar, but the old husband and young wife were dumbfounded, and they couldn't help but stretch out their hands and point at the baby, unable to speak for a long time.
"Okay, what should you and your husband do, save some effort and don't overdo it, tomorrow morning to see the pair of dogs and men who have brought disaster to the country and the people......"
"Uh...... What the Immortal Master said is extremely true! Old man, oh no, little old man, this is ......" Fang Congzhe, the old man, suddenly thought of something, and couldn't help but look at the "little wife", then turned his face away in embarrassment, and smirked for a while before continuing to ask: "Please also invite the immortal master to dine together, I don't know if it's okay?" ”
"Giggles, since you both call me 'Immortal Master', how can I still eat mortal food?" The baby couldn't help but smile and said: "I'm waiting for a 'cultivator' to just 'nourish the qi latent spirit', and the popular point is to meditate on your knees and exhale and refine your qi." You're all right, leave me alone. I'm here to watch. ”
As soon as the words fell, the baby and her mother sat on the spot in the air regardless of the breath and refining qi, which immediately provoked the praise of the old husband and young wife. However, before the two of them could react, the baby and her mother cast an "invisible" spell, instantly disappearing into shape, as if disappearing out of thin air, and it was extremely weird.
"That's fine. In that case, let's not disturb the 'Immortal Master' Qing Xiu, let's go." The old husband and young wife supported each other, slowly walked out of the cellar, and returned to the living room again, so that the next person could hurry up and prepare the meal, so that the family of four could have a good meal. As for tomorrow, I'll talk about it tomorrow.
Sure enough, when he went to the court the next day, he didn't see "Wei Zhongxian", which immediately set off a wave of discussion in the court, after all, this "eunuch leader" was no longer satisfied with the title of "nine thousand years old", but instructed his minions to publicly call themselves "nine thousand nine hundred years old", which was close to long live the emperor!
As the "advisor" of the emperor Laozi, the old man Fang Congzhe suddenly thought of something in his heart, but he still didn't dare to confirm 100% that this pair of "dog men and women" who brought disaster to the country and the people died so easily, so he deliberately reminded Zhu Youxiao of Ming Xizong and whispered: "The old minister thinks that the emperor might as well go to the 'Xian'an Palace' to have a look?" ”
"Go to 'Xian'an Palace'? Why? Could it be ......" Zhu Youxiao suddenly thought of something, so he immediately dispersed in advance and drove to the "Xian'an Palace", wanting to see if the "nurse" he respected in his heart was really ...... with the "pickled" fake man? Thinking of this, Zhu Youxiao couldn't help but vomit for a while.
What happened next really confirmed the conjecture of the old man Fang Congzhe, the pair of naked dog men and women were already cold and out of breath when they were found, if it weren't for the brocade guards who accompanied the guards, they quickly wrapped the two corpses separately with quilts, and it was estimated that they would be scared of the palace maids who were stupid.
Ming Xizong originally ordered to strictly abide by the news, but in the next few days, not only did the emperor Lao Tzu not come to the court, but also the pair of "dog men and women" who originally controlled the government did not appear in people's field of vision.
In this way, the situation in the Ming Dynasty suddenly fell into a violent shock, and the "Donglin Party" took the opportunity to fight back strongly, frightening the six gods of Ming Xizong Zhu Youxiao, and he could only hide in the harem all day long and wash his face with tears. However, Fang Congzhe, as the "Taifu", just seized the opportunity and ran to brainwash Zhu Youxiao again and again.
During this period, this scholar also used the "Heaven and Man Induction" and the "Theory of Ghosts and Gods" to frighten the poor cowardly emperor, and proposed that only by recalling Lu Zhongdian, the political envoy of Guangnan Xilu Chengxuan, to the imperial court to entrust him with important tasks, could he calm the turmoil in the court, and took the opportunity to hand over the "list" sent by the carpenter.
Zhu Youxiao, who was already "helpless", even if he was unwilling, he had no choice but to do as he was told. So, half a month later, the imperial court's edict was finally sent to the yamen of the "Guangnan West Road Chengxuan Political Envoy Division", and the minister also read out the edict of the Emperor of the Apocalypse on the spot.
"Brother Xian is really a fairy! It's not easy for a foolish brother to admire! Lu Zhongdian was full of emotion in his heart, and at the same time, he immediately led the adjutant of the agency to come out to receive the order.
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