Shao Hongwei said: "Ji Xiaolan has one wife and seven concubines in his life, and he is a real merry and talented man. But the joke I told had nothing to do with his wife and concubine. ”

"Huh?"

Sun Fujiang had a little disappointment on his face.

When he thinks of his wife and concubine, he thinks of his own woman. The heart said, if the policy allows, my wife and concubine are better than Ji Xiaolan's.

But he knew that in front of his girlfriend and the two beauties present, he couldn't show off on that.

He also knew that Shao Hongwei liked to tell jokes with cold noodles, and the focus was on the end, and the previous ones were not very funny.

He also knew that Shao Hongwei liked to tell jokes with cold noodles, and the focus was on the end, and the previous ones were not very funny.

"Ugh."

Liu Yiming also sighed. He also hoped that Shao Hongwei would tell more jokes about his wife and concubine, after all, that was his ideal.

After the opening remarks, Shao Hongwei continued: "When Ji Xiaolan was not made a Jishi, he was already very famous in the county. His calligraphy, in particular, is one of the best in the local area. Many literati were proud to have obtained his ink treasures. ”

While talking, the first main course came up, stewed soft-shelled turtle with wolfberry.

Sun Fujian motioned to the waiter to share it for everyone.

The waiter took out a spoon on the receiving table, starting with the guest of honor, and distributed the fish soup to everyone in turn.

Shao Hongwei used this time to continue to tell his joke:

On this day, Ji Xiaolan went to a temple outside the county to visit his old friend Abbot Hongyi. The two talked about poetry and scriptures, so comfortable. When parting, Abbot Hongyi asked Ji Xiaolan to leave him a calligraphy treasure. ”

Ji Xiaolan thought for a while, dipped in ink, and swiped it.

"Abbot Hongyi was beside him, and I saw that his pen was strong, and his strength penetrated the back of the paper, and soon the book was a couplet."

"The upper link is: the sunset fragrance remains, sweeping away the mortal heart. The next link is: the embers by the fire, and the horses must be firmly tethered. ”

"Master Hongyi applauded and said, 'Okay, what a practice evening.' Then he instructed the little novice to frame it and hang it in front of the abbot's hall. ”

"Master Hongyi applauded and said, 'Okay, what a practice evening.' Then he instructed the little novice to frame it and hang it in front of the abbot's hall. ”

"Half a year later, Ji Xiaolan went to Beijing to take the exam."

At this time, the waiter brought a soft-shelled turtle soup to Shao Hongwei, and he tapped the table with two fingers to show his gratitude.

Even if he treats the standard service of ordinary waiters, Shao Hongwei does not trust it. It's not like some diners, who are condescending, commanding or making things difficult for the service staff.

This is a point that Secretary Han has always praised him, and told him that no matter how high his position is in the future, such a good quality cannot be lost.

The little waiter was overjoyed, and couldn't help but look at Shao Hongwei twice, and had a good impression of the guests who respected him like this.

Shao Hongwei kept talking: "A mutual friend of the two came to the temple this day, and he is also a master of words. During the conversation, Abbot Hongyi talked about Ji Xiaolan's ink treasure for the temple half a year ago. ”

The man was intrigued and wanted to take a look. The abbot led the man with him, and stopped in front of the hall to evaluate and watch. ”

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"He stood in front of the couplet and pondered for a long time, when he suddenly fell to the ground, with his feet facing the sky, laughing wildly."

"Abbot Hongyi is very strange, he said that you are a showman, what are you laughing like crazy when you fall to the ground? Isn't that unseemly? ”

The man couldn't hold back his laughter, got up and dismantled the couplet for Abbot Hongyi: Sunset incense remnants, this incense word has gone to the sun, what is left?"

"Reply: 'He'."

"What do you read if the word is missing?"

"How many."

"What did the word furnace go to the fire?"

"Hu."

"How about a horse next to it?"

", bald donkey." Liu Yiming blurted out.

"Haha......"

"In the monk's temple, the bald donkey couplet that has been hung for half a year, this Ji Xiaolan."

The crowd understood. A knowing smile, but restrained.

Sun Fujiang saw that Shao Hongwei's joke was too profound, and the ladies on the seat only smiled lightly, feeling that it was not enjoyable, so he said:

"Hongwei, your joke is too elegant, no color and no plus, too boring, but not passing. Come, first punish a glass of wine, and then repeat the sentence after the punishment. ”

"Drink, drink."

"Drink, drink."

Shao Hongwei couldn't help it, so he had to say to Sun Fujiang:

"Tomie, this first glass of wine has to be made by you, the host, first, and you start, so that the wine can go down."

Sun Fujiang nodded, took advantage of the situation to raise his glass, and saluted everyone:

"Come on, come on, today's old classmates reunion, sister-in-law and younger siblings are also gathered, a little wine, not a tribute. On behalf of all the employees of the company, I would like to give you a drink. I wish you all success in your career and love. ”

"Okay, it's all good." Everyone in the audience responded in unison.

The men who drank the liquor drank all the three-coin cups in their hands. Song Aixue tightened his nose and did it too.

The ladies who drank red wine, under the supervision of Xiaoying, drank a third.

Shao Hongwei noticed that Li Jiajia drank more deeply.

I don't know if she is not angry with Xiaoying in her heart, or if the amount of alcohol is already high and she can't control her mouth.

Sun Fujiang stretched out his hand to pour wine for Shao Hongwei.

The latter stopped his hand and filled it himself.

Li Jiajia next to her picked up the wine dispenser and poured Sun Fujiang full of wine.

Sun Fujiang raised his eyes and glanced at Xiao Ying opposite.

Seeing that she had the same light smile on her face as always, and there was nothing out of the ordinary, she turned her head and said to Shao Hongwei:

"Now, it's time for you to get drunk. Punish yourself with a drink. ”

Shao Hongwei happily poured a full three-coin cup, raised his glass and said:

"Okay, today's old classmates get together, with Tomie's wine, I toast everyone. Drink first as respect, I'll do it first, you feel free. ”

Drink it all down.

Shao Hongwei came to steal and play tricks, and wanted to borrow this cup of punishment wine to toast by the way.

How could Liu Yiming let him go, and immediately corrected: "You are missing, this cup is a punishment wine, what do you respect?" ”

Song Aixue also said: "That's it, drink it for nothing." Toast counts. Hurry up and make up a joke. The old rule, if everyone doesn't think it's funny, you have to punish yourself, quickly, quickly. ”

Sun Fujiang looked at Shao Hongwei and shrugged: "No way, this cup is a penalty wine, let's talk about it." Must be with a plus sign, without yellow does not count. ”

Seeing that the little plan did not succeed, Shao Hongwei smiled bitterly and lowered his head and thought for a moment.

"Well, since you're willing to listen to the colored, then I'll give you one. It's still Ji Xiaolan's. ”

Liu Yiming shouted: "Wait, I have a proposal." If it's not funny and doesn't have a yellow color, how about two fines? ”

Of course Shao Hongwei refused: ", that's not good." How can you do that? If I'm done talking and you're all trying not to laugh, I'm going to suffer. No, the rules can't be changed, just a drink. ”

Song Aixue said: "I think it's okay, grandeur can drink, there are many jokes, contribute a few more to help the fun." If you don't speak well, you should be fined two cups. ”

Shao Hongwei glared: "Love to learn, it's a small matter, right, why don't we drink it alone?" ”

Song Aixue was stunned: "Damn, I don't dare." You're like a cow, who can stand it. ”

Liu Yiming shouted: "How can Hongwei be a cow, is he a donkey?" ”

"Hahaha......" The three men immediately laughed.

This is a joke about Shao Hongwei, which only the people in their dormitory know.

When he was not in a busy day, he once showed off his fighting time in the dormitory, which lasted for two hours. Since then, donkey-like men have been popular in the dormitory ever since.

After all, there was a woman present today, Shao Hongwei's face turned slightly red, and he immediately shifted his attention and said:

"Okay, I'll get started. You have to be prepared to cooperate with me, whether you should laugh or not, it's all soft-shelled turtles. ”

Sun Fujian began to persuade the dishes, "Come on, come on, eat the vegetables, eat the vegetables, and talk while eating." ”

Shao Hongwei took a bite of food, looked at everyone, and began to preach:

"On this day, Ji Xiaolan went to court, and the three little eunuchs who usually pestered him to tell jokes surrounded him at the door and did not let him pass, and he was only allowed to let go until he told a joke."

"Ji Xiaolan couldn't be reluctant, so she had to say, 'Once upon a time, there was an old lady who gave birth to three children.' After that, he walked forward. ”

"The three little eunuchs hurriedly stopped and shouted: 'No, no, no, I haven't finished speaking, what's next?' ”

"'No more'. Ji Xiaolan threw down a sentence and continued to walk forward. ”

"'No, Ji Xiaolan, you are struggling, this joke is not finished, why is it gone?' The three little eunuchs refused to give up, pulling the sleeves of his cotton robe and not letting them go. ”

Ju Qian asked unconsciously: "Yes, why did you leave after saying a word, without a beginning or an end?" ”

Because she was too familiar, Shao Hongwei ignored her and continued to preach:

Ji Xiaolan was in a hurry to leave, and turned around and said, "There is no more below!" I don't believe you touch. ’”

"Huh."

Song Aixue just made a "ha", suddenly thought of the proposal just now, and quickly covered his mouth with his hand, holding it hard to prevent himself from laughing.

Sun Fujian and Liu Yiming have already understood, but they are not happy when they try to hold back.

Of course, the four girls knew what was going on.

But seeing that the three men are holding back, if they are happy, they seem to be well-informed.

So, I had to bite my lip tightly, and I didn't dare to be happy.

So, I had to bite my lip tightly, and I didn't dare to be happy.

At the wine table, everyone was holding back for a while, and no one was happy.

When Shao Hongwei saw it, everyone clearly deliberately wanted to punish him for drinking, but they became energetic and continued to increase their weight.

He pretended not to see anything and continued to preach:

"The three little eunuchs were put together by Ji Xiaolan, and an old eunuch next to him quit, came up and grabbed Ji Xiaolan and said, 'Ji Hanlin, I heard that you are very good at pairs, I have a pair here, if you come up, I will let you pass.' ”

"Ji Xiaolan stood still, and said in her heart, play a pair with me, see that I don't kill you, and said: 'Please.'" ”

"The old eunuch spoke with a Jiangnan accent, and the couplet is: 'Xiao Hanlin, holding a summer fan, wearing winter clothes, has you ever read a spring and autumn period?' ”

"When Ji Xiaolan heard it, he was so broad, a Shanglian covered the spring, summer, autumn and winter, and left no room for him."

"Reflecting on his accent, I thought about it for a while, you come to spring, summer, autumn and winter, and I will give you the east, west, north and south, so I blurted out: 'Old eunuch, born in the south, come to the north, is that thing still there?' ”

"Boom ......"

"Hahahaha......"

As soon as Shao Hongwei's words landed, the few people who had been holding back just now couldn't control it anymore and laughed all over the house.

Liu Yiming pointed at Shao Hongwei, smiled and bent over, and stomped his feet on the ground.

Song Aixue burst into tears of laughter, pointed his finger at Shao Hongwei, wanted to speak but couldn't.

Sun Fujiang patted Shao Hongwei's shoulder, and opened his mouth with great joy.

Four girls, cheeks crimson, smile meaningfully.

The driver just took a sip of soft-shelled turtle soup and sprayed it all to the ground.

The only waitress left in the room also ran to the corridor to cover her stomach and laugh.

Only Shao Hongwei, after finishing the joke, picked up chopsticks and ate like no one else.

When everyone was almost laughing, he said, "How about it, let's pass the test." ”

Unexpectedly, Sun Fujiang restrained the smile on his face and said:

"No, no, grandiose, not yet."

"It's not good, you're all laughing at grandma's house, and you're about to laugh like dogs, isn't it okay?"

Shao Hongwei's face was full of wrongs, and he looked at his friend Sun Fujiang.