Liu Yiming and Song Aixue didn't understand what Sun Fujiang meant for a while, and the four ladies also looked at him together, not understanding what kind of medicine he was selling in his gourd.

I only heard Sun Fujian say: "Laughing is laughing, and it's quite funny." ”

"Just because they all laughed, it showed that the magnificent jokes were of high quality, and according to the rules, we each had a drink. Then, how about you tell us a little more? ”

"Okay, I'm for it." Liu Yiming took the lead in responding.

Song Aixue lifted his glasses, and said with a flushed face: "Yes, yes, what Tomie said is right, those who can work hard." ”

Ju Qian said aside: "Laughed to death." The grandiose joke can't be thought about in detail, and the more you think about it, the more you want to laugh. ”

Li Jiajia also said: "That's it, in fact, the one in front of me is gone, I can't hold it back." Seeing that you are not laughing, I just endure it, and I am almost suffocated. ”

Wu Kexin's face turned crimson and said: "I laugh higher, I seem to have heard the latter one before, but he has been talking about it with a cold face, and it sounds even funnier." ”

Seeing that everyone was very popular, Shao Hongwei was not polite.

This kind of class reunion is just to have fun.

Especially the depression before I came just now, through such an atmosphere, I almost solved it, and said:

"Then I'll accompany everyone to drink this cup first, and then I'll give everyone a ugly."

"Good, magnificent. I mentioned the first cup just now, so you can mention the second cup. Let's each pick up a glass and come in turns. Sun Fujiang said, presiding over the wine order.

As he spoke, the second and third hot dishes came up one after another, two sea bass and salmon head in a casserole.

Shao Hongwei reminded Sun Fujiang: "Don't make too many dishes, you can't waste them." ”

Sun Fujiang patted him on the shoulder: "We haven't seen each other for more than half a year, so let's get together today, have fun, have fun." ”

"There are also braised Yellow River carp and white sauce puffer fish in the back, and nothing else matters. These two dishes are a must here. ”

"The Yellow River carp is an authentic wild fish, one has more than six catties, and those farmed are different, yellow belly, the meat is particularly delicious. This fish is very rare, you need to book in advance, I know the owner here, we can eat it at any time. ”

"There are a lot of puffer fish, but they are especially fresh here, so everyone will try them later."

Wu Kexin stroked his deep chest and said, "Puffer fish, I don't dare to eat it." I've heard that every year in Japan people are poisoned for eating puffer fish, so it's scary! ”

Sun Fujiang's eyes didn't glance at the hand and the ravine, and said with a slight smile: "What is it to eat a puffer fish, puffer fish is the freshest among fish, and it is not fresh to eat puffer fish." Little Japan says, 'If you don't know the smell of fugu, you can't see the beauty of Mt. Fuji,' and they often risk death to eat it. ”

"But don't worry, the chefs who cook puffer fish here have a special fish processing license, so they are experienced and absolutely safe. I can have a cart of puffer fish that I eat here. ”

Listening to him say it so lightly, everyone has expectations for the dishes that will follow.

Shao Hongwei is no longer polite. I have already calculated in my heart, today's banquet said that Sun Fujian was the east, after all, the cooperative's sale of vegetables needs everyone's help, plus thanks to Sun Fujiang's purchase of vegetables blocking the door, and when the banquet is about to end, he will sneak to the bar to pay first, and he can't care about the number of dishes.

On the contrary, it is time for him to fully liven up the atmosphere and make everyone drink to their heart's content.

After eating a few bites of food, Shao Hongwei lifted a glass of wine, took the hot towel handed by the waiter, wiped his mouth, and said:

"Okay, since you like to listen, I'll tell you another one with a plus sign."

When the three men heard this, they immediately stopped their chopsticks and looked at him.

The girls also chewed the food in their mouths gently, not daring to make a sound.

"But I'm okay! Ladies listen, don't think about it, I'm talking about plants. ”

Looking at Shao Hongwei's serious nonsense, the girls already wanted to laugh.

Shao Hongwei said: "This is an ancient joke. ”

One day, this young man had nothing to do and taught his maid to read and write under the begonia tree in the yard of his home. This maid has clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, which is particularly attractive. ”

"Juren has always wanted to tease her, and just took this opportunity to teach the maid to pair pairs."

"Lift people out of the upper link: one word, the sea."

"The maid didn't even think about it: mountain."

Liu Yiming said on the side: "Mountains to seas." Rain against wind. Continents against the sky. In "Liweng Rhyme", how can this be teased? ”

Song Aixue said: "Do you talk or do you talk grandiosely?" ”

Shao Hongwei ignored him and continued: "Raise people and say: I can still add words. ”

"The maid said, "If you add it, I will add it."

"Lift people: Begonia."

The maid thought for a moment and said, "Yam."

"Humane: I can still add words."

"The maid said: I can also add words."

So, the two began to add words.

"Tender begonia, old yam."

"Tender begonias with leaves, old yam with hair."

The corners of Sun Fujiang's mouth have begun to hook.

"A branch of tender begonias with leaves, half of which is connected to the old yam."

Several of the girls began to flush their faces and bit their lower lipes.

"Diagonally insert a branch of tender begonias with leaves, and hang half of the old yam with hair."

Liu Yiming was so happy that his mouth cracked.

"A branch of tender begonias with leaves is obliquely inserted on the sideburns, and a half-cut hairy old yam hangs from the waist."

"Hahaha......" Song Aixue finally laughed out loud.

"In the end, the juren finally said as he wished: I love you with a branch of tender begonias with leaves on the sideburns, and the maid said helplessly: I am afraid that you will hang half a hairy old yam around your waist."

"Hahaha......"

By the time Shao Hongwei finished the joke in a serious manner, everyone in the audience was already laughing.

Sun Fujiang pointed at Shao Hongwei with his hand and said: "This is delicious enough, full of cold jokes, but it is not suitable for girls." ”

Shao Hongwei looked innocent, "I'm talking about plants, what do you think of?" ”

"Nope." Liu Yiming slapped the table with a smile, jumped up with a shocking bone disc, and said, "No, although this is funny, it is not yellow enough, let's have another one." ”

Shao Hongwei looked at him: "This is not yellow enough, if it is yellow, I will have to pick your jaundice." ”

Song Aixue wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and said with a smile: "Not yellow enough, not yellow enough, come again, come again, I will die here with laughter today." ”

Ju Qian also gasped and laughed: "Today's is really a game where people don't pay for their lives." ”

Li Jiajia and Xiaoying also pinched their waists, held back the smiles that hit their faces from time to time, looked at each other, and then looked at Shao Hongwei, expecting him to talk again.

Wu Kexin pleaded unprecedentedly: "Let's talk about one more." ”

Shao Hongwei saw that everyone couldn't come up and down the slope, so he simply took out a yellow joke at the bottom of the box, gritted his teeth and said:

"Okay, then I'll talk about the last one."

"This is laughable, living so big, just pointing to this paragraph to live. Back then, Zhao Benshan spent money to buy me for this joke, but I didn't sell him. ”

Liu Yiming said: "You just blow it here, anyway, there are not a few old cows left in your Zhengfeng." ”

Sun Fujiang asked: "Is it yellow or not?" ”

Shao Hongwei said: "This plus sign is full." Just now it's static, this one is dynamic. ”

When Sun Fujian heard this, his eyes widened, ", do you still have movements?" ”

urged, "Then what are you waiting for, talk quickly." ”

Everyone immediately stopped their chopsticks and looked at Shao Hongwei intently.

Shao Hongwei cleared his throat and said, "This is still Ji Xiaolan's." ”

"Back then, when Ji Xiaolan was superintendent, there were many protégés. The inspector is equivalent to today's chief of education, and all the people who have been admitted by him are counted as his protégés. ”

"On weekdays, the inspectors and protégés often come and go, and they also interact with each other's poems and texts."

On this day, I met a protégé who was newly married, and everyone came to congratulate him. When it was lively, the doorman reported: Lord Ji Xiaolan ordered someone to send a painting of ink treasure as a celebration. ”

"Everyone present congratulated the newcomer in unison, saying that it would be too glorious to be able to get the newcomer who received a couplet from Master Ji."

The bride and groom were also flattered, and hurriedly invited Mobao to the front of the hall and unfolded it in front of many guests.

"I saw that the upper link is: Ping Ping, and the lower link is: Ping."

Everyone suddenly sighed, and then looked at the horizontal batch, which was four tones: Pinggo up and enter.

"The bride and groom were also a little disappointed."

"The dignified Inspector of the Fourth Grade actually wrote a couplet of poems, rhythms, scales, and scales that a five- or six-year-old child would have when he was in school, which was really beyond everyone's expectations."

But because the couplet was sent by Ji Xiaolan, none of the people present dared to belittle the content. I had to exaggerate Lord Ji's ink treasure, and finally covered it up. ”

After the trouble, all the guests left, and the bride and groom were still haunted by it. The two sat opposite each other, and the groom was worried and said, did Master Ji have an opinion on me, and sent this pair to remind me and let me pay attention to something? ”

"yes, this pair is too simple, there must be some meaning in it." Song Aixue also began to meditate, trying to solve the mystery.

The others all shook their heads, and for a moment they didn't feel anything famous, let alone anything to enjoy.

Shao Hongwei took a sip of tea and continued to say in his usual unhurried tone:

"The bride was also a little worried, and she analyzed with the groom for a long time, but she didn't come up with a reason."

"Seeing that the hour is not early, the groom said: Lady, we should do the gift of Zhou Gong."

"Damn, here." Sun Fujian was keenly aware that the joke had reached a critical moment, and hurriedly reminded everyone.

Everyone's ears were pricked up in unison, and their eyes were firmly fixed on Shao Hongwei.

Even the little waiter stopped what he was doing, pretending to be indifferent, but his ears refused to miss a word.

Shao Hongwei continued: "So, the little couple untied their clothes, hugged each other, and spent the joy of fish and water together. ”

Everyone couldn't help but be a little disappointed when they saw that Shao Hongwei said that the text was crepe and did not exaggerate too many details on the bed.

Liu Yiming couldn't help asking, "That's it?" ”

Song Aixue also shook his head, indicating that there was nothing to do.

Several girls also understood it, and knew that it was a common phrase between the sheets, and they really couldn't laugh.

Sun Fujiang was also a little disappointed, looked at Shao Hongwei, and said:

"Just bragged and bragged, that's it, still living with this paragraph? I think it's no wonder that you can't be punished to death for drinking this time? ”

The little waiter picked up the bone plate and prepared to change it for the guests.