For several days in a row, there was still no trace of Master. So, Hong Kun put forward the idea of that night again, although Hong Peng was a little reluctant, but in the end he couldn't resist the intention of the senior brother, so he had to go out to find a new person according to his idea, and Hong Kun stayed at home and stared at a cake, in case the master suddenly killed.

Seeing that Hongpeng was going out again, he was reluctant to give up. Since Senior Brother Peng brought back the letter, he has also died of the heart of running away. Every day, in addition to sleeping until he wakes up naturally, he and Senior Brother Peng study what to eat. After a few days, the two of them got along very closely, unlike the senior brother Kun who pulled his face all day long, and slapped him twice from time to time.

Time flies, half a month has passed in a blink of an eye, and seeing that it is the first day of the next month, Senior Brother Kun can't help but start to fidget a little. The last time I agreed with the master was the first day of the new year, but the old man said that he didn't come, thinking that he remembered the month badly, and I guess this first day of the new year should probably come. Senior Brother Peng, this stupid person, has been eating and drinking outside for half a month, and he hasn't seen a single hair brought back! Paper birds pass books all day long, saying that they will find a good one first, but the family does not agree. Later, I found another one, saying that it was too stupid to say that I couldn't tell the difference between my left and right hands. That's stupid, that's stupid! Before and after, it was said that seven or eight were found, but there was no suitable one anyway. In the end, Senior Brother Kun unconsciously thought that Senior Brother Peng was deliberate. But Senior Brother Peng is very reasonable, saying that a cake at least creates an impossibility, that is, weight does not affect speed! If you can't find even a loaf of bread, then it's not as good as this one. In desperation, Senior Brother Kun had to tell him to find it as quickly as possible, and if he couldn't find it, he had to rush back before the first year of junior high school, otherwise it would be a little terrible to let him face that crazy master alone!

Fortunately, the day before the first day of the new year, Hongpeng came back upside down. The disciple didn't find one, but he ate it for nothing, especially that Bai Jin'er, which made people can't believe that he was looking for someone in the wind and sun all day long.

"Senior brother, this is a vegetarian chicken leg made of tofu!" Regarding Senior Brother Kun's suspicious gaze, Hongpeng pretended not to see it, and even ignored it.

"Huh? You kid, you're still squeezing me! "That being said, it's a big bag, and Senior Brother Kun immediately forgot all the troubles, grabbed it and couldn't wait to eat it. To be honest, Senior Brother Peng is not here for a while, and he can't cook a meal himself, so not only does he eat a cake every day, but even he himself is forced to swallow it, and he is really fed up with the sin.

"Where's a loaf of bread?"

"Sleep!"

"Still sleeping? I'm going to call him! ”

"No, you don't! The food I cooked was so unpalatable, he could smell it and get up, such a fragrant thing! No need to call ... Senior Brother Kun hurriedly stopped Hongpeng with a grin. In the past half a month, he has a thorough understanding of this little bastard.

"What does it smell so good?" Before the words fell, a cake rolled over with his eyes closed.

"Cut! You brought it back with Senior Brother Peng! Senior Brother Kun glanced at a cake with disdain.

"Wow, Senior Brother Peng, you're back! I haven't had enough these days... Wow-" A piece of cake threw itself into Senior Brother Peng's arms, almost knocking him to the ground.

"Fart!" Senior Brother Kun couldn't help but kick him.

Early the next morning, Hong Kun and Hong Peng got up early, they didn't even have the heart to practice, they simply made two mouthfuls of breakfast, and began to wait in the house with their necks stretched. However, until midnight, there was no trace of the master, so the servants went back to their rooms to rest.

Before dawn, there was a sudden loud noise in the courtyard, and a cake that couldn't even wake up from the thunder suddenly sat up from the bed. Immediately, a man began to scold in the yard: "Kun'er... Peng'er... You two bastards, what are you moving a pond for! Grandma's! “

"Master... Master... We don't ... ”

"Smack!" The sound of the slap was so frightened that I couldn't help but tremble.

"Didn't move? Why didn't I move it every time?! “

"Master... Every time you descend, can't you look down? “

"Slap" is another slap in the face.

"I'm such a big immortal, look down? When it sees me coming down, it should take the initiative to get out of the way! “

"Okay... We're going to fill it in today! “

"No! If you fill it up, I'll break your legs!" I don't believe it, I fall into it every time! Next time... "This master is quite screwed.

"Master..."

"By the way, what about the apprentice you are looking for?"

"In the house ... Sleep, I'm going to scream! “

"No, you don't! Lead the way! “

Yibai, who had already been dressed, quickly stood up nervously. The door opened suddenly, and a middle-aged man who was not tall walked in, although he was dressed a little nondescriptly, as if he was not Tao, but he was a Dao bone fairy style, and he was dripping with water all over his body. Looking at it closely, this person can be regarded as a clear eyebrow, four wisps. Right... It's not three strands of hair! The strand in the middle was obviously deliberately divided into two strands, and the most unusual thing was that probably because the beard was too long, the four strands of long hair were still tied together.

"Hahahaha..." I can't help it. Hong Kun, who didn't know when he got in, was so angry that his nose was about to crooked, and he stepped forward and gave a cake and a kick: "Don't hurry up and kneel down!" Call Master! ”

"Hee-hee... Master... Hee-hee... "A cake 'coo' fell to his knees at once, and the master almost didn't bounce off the ground. He was so frightened that his face turned white, and he nervously circled around a cake, round and round, and the sweat on the heads of the brothers of the Hong family came out. Sure enough, the master stepped forward and slapped each of them.

"Bunny! I'm asking you to find disciples, not fat people... Master's beard floated up.

"He's ... Can... Not ordinary... Catch rabbits... Hongpeng stammered a little when he spoke.

"Just him?" The master said and glanced at a piece of bread, his mouth tilted to the side.

"Really, Master... Ah... The master slapped Hongpeng in the face again.

"You ... Take this out, don't you laugh off other people's big teeth? Which disciple have you ever seen so fat? Behind everyone are fluttering fairies, but behind me is a round fat man, she can't laugh at me to death... Master scratched his head as he spoke.

"She?" The brothers couldn't help but glance at each other.

"Oops! Little fat man, what were you laughing at just now? The master suddenly turned his head and looked at the cake viciously.

A big face of a cake instantly drooped: "I didn't laugh anything... Your beard is very beautiful... "The face of Hongkun on the side is green!

"Really?" Master was so excited.

"Uh-huh..." A cake nodded his head at a loss. Before the words fell, the master slapped him: "Nonsense! You're laughing at me! You're laughing at me! They were all laughing at me...... They're all laughing at me......" he said, staring out the window in distraction, his lips twitching.

"Master, don't do this... Hongkun's eyes couldn't help but moisten.

"You ... You guys... are laughing at me ... Master suddenly lowered his head with a gloomy face.

"No, Master, we don't... We'll find you another apprentice! Hongpeng was so anxious that his face turned red.

"Looking for it again? What do you mean? Are you afraid that I won't be able to teach? Yes?! Master suddenly glared at Hongpeng with fire-burning eyes. Hongpeng was so frightened that he quickly hid behind Hongkun's back.

"Master, Master, do whatever you say!" Hong Kun immediately stepped forward to support the master, but he didn't expect the master to kick him to the ground: "Can I do whatever I say?!" Lie to me ... will lie to me ... ”

"Master..." Hongpeng, who was suddenly exposed to his master, couldn't help but be terrified. Unexpectedly, the master looked at him, but did not make a move, but turned around in disappointment.

"Little fat man, do you really want to worship me as a teacher?" The master looked at the cake with a look of resentment. The two apprentices behind him were so anxious that they rushed straight to the mouth, and Hong Kun even drew the sword at his waist.

"Master... I... I... It's sincerely! As he spoke, he looked at the two anxious white-faced brothers.

"Really?" The Master still stared at him in disbelief.

"Really! Master, I swear to God! As soon as the bread finished speaking, the two senior brothers covered their faces in pain, and the cake was almost blindfolded.

"Swear to God! He's a bastard... Why swear to him ... "Master really felt like he had stepped on his tail.

“。。。 Master, I swear to you! A cake of brains is fast, and quickly changed his words and shouted.

Master paused for a moment: "Hehe... Children can be taught... He turned his head and looked at Senior Brother Hongkun: "This little fat man is still quite good!" Brother Hongkun immediately nodded his head like pounding garlic.

"Little fat man, what's your name?" Suddenly, the amiable master made a cake stand on end. It's a bit like a big bad wolf!

"My name is..." As soon as Yibai was about to speak, Hongkun rushed over: "He called Yibiu!" Flatbread of pie! “

"I asked him!" The master glared at Hong Kun, and he quickly retreated.

“。。。 Yes, I'm calling it a loaf ... Looking at the two senior brothers behind him, Yibao had no choice but to nod.

"Are you literate?" Master interrupted Ichiba's answer.

"Knowledge... Not much! It's all taught by Mr. Liu, a private school.。。。 ”

"Who is Mr. Liu?!" Master's face immediately changed again.

"Mr. Liu is a poor talent in their village, so he just knows two words! Not a god! Hongkun hurriedly stepped forward and kicked the cake.

"Oh, poor talent! I thought... Master's face softened.

"Immortals?" Yibae was so surprised that he couldn't close his mouth. Hong Kun came up and gave another cake and a kick: "Master is Master, what a god!" Don't speculate! ”

"You..." A cake was so angry that his mouth was convulsed.

"Master, Master, what are you going to teach him today?" Hongpeng, who had been hiding behind, suddenly jumped out at this time.

"Teach what? Didn't I teach him yesterday? The master stared directly at Hongpeng. Hongpeng was so frightened that he froze there.

"Master, this is the fourth, not the three... Look at his size ... Hong Kun knew that Master was confused again.

"Yes, yes, yes!" The master raised his hand and gave himself a slap in the face: "Get started first, get started first... As he spoke, he took out a stack of scriptures from his bosom, took one out of it, and handed it to a loaf of bread.

"Master, then we'll go out first... Without waiting for Master's answer, Brother Hongkun couldn't wait to run out. They didn't dare to go far, that is, they sat on the steps outside the door and waited. Despite this, the two of them still felt much more relaxed, at least they didn't have to guard against Master's slap.

Who knows, before the two of them had time to sit down for half an hour, there was a shout and "snap" slap from the master, followed by an earth-shattering cry. Hong Kun couldn't help sighing, and sure enough, after a while, the master rushed out of it.

"Go, go, get some food!"

“。。。 Are you hungry? ”

"Shit! This dead fat man, let him carry the scriptures on his back, and he howls when he hits, saying that he is hungry! Hurry up, this ghost is crying wolf... "Master simply didn't go into the house.

"Yes, yes, Master..." Hong Kun hurriedly snickered and ran to the kitchen.

Probably because I ate two steamed buns, I didn't shout again until noon. Taking advantage of the opportunity of Hongpeng to make lunch, Hongkun secretly looked inside through the crack in the door. If you don't look at it, it's enough, and when you look at it, Hong Kun can't help but almost laugh out loud.

Inside, the master and apprentice sat cross-legged on the ground. A loaf of bread held the scriptures in both hands, shaking his head and trying to carry it. The master holds the steamed bun in his left hand, and his right hand hits the big face of the cake from time to time, but as long as the bread is grinning and crying, the master immediately stuffs the steamed bun into the mouth of the cake.

After eating at noon, Master didn't forget to take two baked cakes into it. Sure enough, the afternoon was all peaceful. It wasn't until dusk that the brothers saw Master push the door out.

"Hmmm... This fat man... Master couldn't help but sigh.

"Master, sit down and drink tea!" The senior brothers had already set up refreshments in the courtyard.

"You two bastards! Looking for such an apprentice, do you want to exhaust the master! Master said as he gave each of them a kick.

"Isn't it stupid? No, let's find another smart one! Hong Kun hurriedly slapped the master's shoulder, and Hong Peng couldn't help but glance at him.

"It's stupid to be stupid, it's just that you keep shouting that you're hungry and crying if you don't give you food! As soon as I gave it food, I memorized it in two or three strokes! Damn it... Master said this, but there was no anger on his face.

"Master, you can't scold the street!" Hongpeng hurriedly corrected.

Without waiting for the master to speak, Hong Kun raised his hand and slapped him: "Master, this is not scolding the street, this is a trick... The master glanced at Hongkun and thought, "This kid is really good at talking." ”

"Master, this kid may have eaten!" Hongpeng rubbed his face and said aggrievedly: "Don't look at him so fat, when chasing rabbits, it's fast!" ”

"Rabbit ?!!!" Master's eyes immediately widened.

"It's not Master... Hong Kun's face changed greatly, and just as he wanted to explain, he saw the master screaming and flying away.

"Crazy again... Crazy again ... Hongpeng stared blankly at the sky where Master flew away.

"I blame you, what kind of rabbit!" Hong Kun raised his hand angrily.

"What's wrong? Oh! That's right... It took Hongpeng a long time to react, and he couldn't help but stick out his tongue.