Time flies, and three months pass quickly. Master is still crazy, coming and leaving as he says, and the only thing that remains unchanged is that he will fall into the pond every time. The scriptures he taught to a loaf of bread were also one in the east and one in the west, and they could not be a system at all. Although a cake was originally used to make up the numbers, the senior brothers of the Hong family were still anxious, after all, compared with the three of them, they were really a little unreasonable. Each disciple is in charge of the two senior brothers, and one day they will pull it out and compare it, so where to put their brothers' faces.

Although the mountain still can't go down, the bread inside and outside the courtyard has long been free to enter and exit. Especially the divine door, every time I see a cake rushing over, I will take the initiative to open it, and I don't need to push a cake at all. Listening to Senior Brother Hongkun, this place is called Banyue Dun, which is the place where Master Meng Hong cultivates immortals. With the moon pier sometimes landing and sometimes hanging in the air, there are thousands of houses on the mountain, hundreds of disciples, and countless gods and beasts, but ordinary mortals will never be able to break in, unless they are half-immortals, otherwise they can't even find it.

It's only been three days since it was released, and there is no one in the entire Companion Moon Dun who doesn't know a piece of cake. As soon as the master left, a ball of meat immediately rolled around on the mountain, so frightened that those flowers and plants shrank into the soil, and the gods and beasts even went up to the tree if they could go up to the tree, and drilled the hole if they could drill holes, and even the fish and shrimp in the pond were desperately sinking to the bottom.

Probably because of the same age, Yiwan and the other three disciples brought by the senior brothers of the Hong family get along well, and often play together. Among these four disciples, he is the fattest, the youngest in age, and the worst in qualifications. Those three disciples were extraordinarily smart, and each of them studied very seriously. When they got together, they all talked about the scriptures and sermons, and only one loaf of bread would only chase rabbits around with a hara, but so far they have not been able to catch one!

Among them, the eldest iron pillar, I heard that he was a son of the Orion family, who was dark and tall and very good at archery, and learned the heavenly law from the master; Ah Tu is the second, originally working in the family farm, short and capable, so the master taught the land law; The other one is called Baoyu, who was born in a large family, is slender and slender, and is good at money and food, so he has learned the law of people; Only one cake can't figure out what he has learned. When I went to ask the brothers of the Hong family, the answer I got was also squeaky and I didn't know why. In fact, the brothers of the Hong family are embarrassed to explain, Master's "Chaos Dafa" only has three articles, the law of heaven, the law of the earth, and the law of man, every time it is the turn of a cake, it can't be taught, so they make up and draw out which law is which law, today the head of the earth and the end of the earth, tomorrow the head of the earth and the tail of the people, so if the master does not learn well in a cake, he will also bear a large part of the responsibility.

But he didn't care, the only thing he cared about was when he would be able to teach the Dafa of catching rabbits in the air, although Hongkun repeatedly reminded him that the rabbits here were also fairy rabbits, and they couldn't be eaten, but he couldn't help but try again and again. Since he is willing to be busy in vain, the two senior brothers are too lazy to care, but every time he chases the rabbit, his food will grow and specialize, so that Hongpeng's cooking is always not enough.

Every time the master came, the brothers and sisters of the Hong family would prepare some food in advance to prevent a cake from crying out for hunger during the study process. Although the master was still beating and scolding, he was also afraid of a cake crying and grabbing the ground, so as soon as he shouted that he was hungry, he immediately blocked his mouth. Strange to say, as soon as there was something to eat, Yibai's head immediately opened up, and became much brighter, and after many years of private schooling, his understanding of the scriptures seemed to be much deeper than others. However, I don't know why, the progress of Yibai always can't catch up with the other three disciples, and everyone has already started to cultivate their own qi, but he still can't find the north there, so angry that the master beats Yibai's big fat face is swollen every day.

Of course, Hongkun knew the reason, but he couldn't say it clearly, so he could only be anxious. One day, other people's disciples will be able to float in the air, and my little fat man won't be able to jump up. So, he and Hongpeng began to give a cake extra class every night, although a cake was very dissatisfied, but under the temptation of vegetarian chicken legs, he still behaved more obediently. However, the senior brothers of the Hong family can only explain some of their own experience for a cake to learn from, as for whether he can comprehend and transform it into what he has learned, then he can only resign himself to fate.

Fortunately, at the beginning, it was just the art of spitting, and a cake imagined the dantian as a soup pot full of chicken soup, and the qi of the dantian was like fresh chicken soup, sucked in and spit out, but it was very smooth to practice. But the further he went, the more difficult it became to control it, because he always wanted the chicken soup to flow into his stomach, and no matter what, it couldn't be big or small. However, the master has only just begun to teach the Chaos Fist, and he has learned it very quickly, and his moves and styles are eye-catching. The brothers of the Hong family thought to themselves, even if they couldn't cultivate immortals, it would be an alternative explanation to become a martial arts wizard when the time came.

In the blink of an eye, half a year has passed, and the other three disciples have all opened up the second pulse of Ren Du, and only one person is still jumping up and down with the qi in his belly, which makes the master and the senior brothers surprised that he is so angry that he has nothing to do except for his stomach ache from time to time! The little face is still ruddy, the running is still fast, the rabbit should be chased and the rabbit is chased, and the sleep is more fragrant than the pig. Originally, Meng Hong Daoist was crazy, but this time he was even more confused, and it was inevitable that his temper was getting worse and worse between teaching and studying, and every time he finished class, he beat a cake all over his body and became blue and purple. If it weren't for Senior Brother Hongpeng's vegetarian chicken legs, a cake would have been untenable. However, it didn't take long for Master's madness to become even more severe, so mad that he simply forgot about it, and he suddenly began to teach the Flying Technique with great enthusiasm, just like any other disciple.

To practice the Flying Technique, you need to take the pill while practicing Qi. Master's Chaos Golden Pill can be regarded as the best in the Dan, a collection of hundreds of immortal grass and fairy fruits in the heavens and the earth, in the Yin and Yang furnace, after nine hundred and eighty-one days of refining. When the disciples practice, they take a pill every day, the qi is inside, the clear qi rises, the turbidity sinks, the Zhou Tian cycle, the two veins of the governor, the creation of heaven and earth, and the vulgar body rises in the air.

Seeing that the bread that had not yet opened the second pulse of Ren Du had to take a pill every day, the senior brothers of the Hong family knew in their hearts that this was a pure waste, but they were helpless. However, I think the cake tastes good, sweet and sour, very thirst-quenching. But the good times didn't last long, and the three disciples of the family could be an inch off the ground, and his old man was still sitting in a pit on the ground. Master's bad temper also began to come back slowly, and Yibai secretly screamed in his heart that it was not good, thinking: "As long as you grit your teeth and endure this time, his old man will soon forget it again... ”

On this day, as soon as the winter wind blew, Master fell into the pond early. Hearing the movement, Yibao hurriedly shrugged his shoulders and stepped forward to open the door, but before his big face was fully stretched out, he "snapped" and received a big slap.

"Where did those two bastards go?"

"Master, didn't you ask them to send a letter to some uncle yesterday?" A pie muttered while rubbing his big fat face.

"Really?!" The master was stunned for a moment, and then viciously pinched the fat face of a cake: "Nonsense! You don't need to send a letter together, huh? What the hell are they going to do? “

"Nope! Master, really... You really told them to go together! Yibi was so angry that his nose was about to crooked: "You also said that Kun'er will say that Peng'er is pleasing, and if you go together, you will be able to succeed!" ”

"That... That.. What kind of letter did you send? Master asked with a twinkle in his eyes.

"Master? I don't know, you and they have been muttering in the courtyard for a long time... I am... A little... I didn't hear it either... "A cake is really speechless.

"Yes... Master swallowed and spitted: "Okay then... Where did you learn yesterday? ”

"Learn... After eating steamed buns... Celestialism! "The story of a loaf is guided by food.

"Celestialism?! Which bastard taught you? You haven't even opened up the second vein of Rendu, what kind of flying art are you still practicing? "Something surprising happened, Master seemed to be much more sober. A cake couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat: "Yes... Be.. You... “

"Nonsense!" When Master stepped forward, it was another big slap in the face. It's weird, who could he be?!

"I..."

"I think it's the two of them... Bastard... Taught ... "Master is obviously lacking in confidence.

Until noon, a single cake had not been able to get through the second pulse of Ren Du, so angry that the master jumped up and down, and his chubby face was full of handprints. Since the brothers of the Hong family went out to deliver the letter, there was no one to cook, and seeing that the master had no intention of eating, he didn't dare to squeak a piece of bread, so he could only hold on, but his stomach began to cry non-stop.

The master glanced at him: "Don't think about eating if you don't get through!" Before he finished speaking, his stomach also screamed.

“。。。 Okay, good... Eat... Don't cry! Seeing that the corners of a cake's mouth began to pinch again, the master quickly covered his mouth: "Go to the kitchen and get some food!" “

Hongkun these two lack of morality, and there is nothing left in the kitchen! I held the pot and licked it for a long time, but I didn't get a taste, so I had to come back with my head down.

"Master, do you know how to cook? Nothing! A cake looked at the master hungrily, and the master licked his lips: "This... Not my forte ... “

"Master, can't you change something to eat?"

“。。。 Not... Not... Contrary to violation... “

"Master, since you are an immortal, why do you also have to eat?" Yibae looked at Master's "cooing" belly.

"Hey... Who are the immortals? Nonsense, shhh Besides, the gods must also be sympathetic to mortals, otherwise how can they save the suffering beings! “

Yibai glanced at the master in disbelief, and thought, "This old fellow, if you are not crazy, you will not tell the truth!" “

"Master, let's give a sugar ball pad... A cake timidly stared at the Dan bag on Master's waist.

"Sugar balls?" The master couldn't help but pause, and only when he looked at the cake did he understand that it was his own Chaos Golden Pill. He hesitated for a moment, then took out a grain and stuffed it into the hand of a cake, and at the same time ate one himself. I didn't want to swallow a cake in my mouth for a long time, and I thought that Senior Brother Hongpeng didn't know when he would return, and I really felt that I couldn't love it.

"Hey, hey! Today, let's start practicing the art of retreat! The master, who had just finished taking the pill, suddenly smiled stupidly.

"Master?" All the bread is covered! This master is crazy no matter how crazy he says!

"This, that's it, read and remember!" The Master suddenly viciously pulled a scroll from his bosom and threw it to a loaf of bread, and then began to circle the room on his own, muttering something in his mouth. This can really scare a cake, although usually the master is often crazy, but usually as long as he is crazy, he will fly away, and he has never flowed around like today!

"Look at it like this, it's better to carry it quickly, otherwise you don't know how to deal with me." Thinking about it, Yibai quickly lifted the scroll and memorized it seriously.

Strange to say, under great pressure, all the ingenuity of this cake immediately came up, and it didn't take half an hour to memorize it, so that the master couldn't close his mouth, and he asked him to recite it three times in a row, and then he could be regarded as stopping.

"Good apprentice... Good apprentice... Come, come, I'll explain it to you word for word! Master was extremely excited.

"Master... Give me another candy ball... Hungry... "A loaf of bread is indeed a little unbearable.

"Okay, okay, it's all for you!" The crazy master is really generous, he quickly grabbed a cake in his hand, and ate it one by one for a while.

I don't know if it's because of the master's fright, or because of the sugar ball, for the master's explanation, Yibai understands it very well today, and the master is so happy that he is crazy. It didn't take him an hour to understand the Heart Sutra thoroughly. After the master asked Yibai to repeat it briefly, he couldn't wait to start teaching him how to escape from it, but he still forgot the most critical problem, that is, Yibai didn't open up the second vein of Rendu at all, how could he cultivate such an immortal technique.

After tossing for two hours, he hit a cake like a panda, and I didn't see him get half an inch into the ground! But the sugar ball gave him a fine meal! If you don't say that this master is really crazy, this Chaos Golden Pill is only one pill a day, how can you let a cake and dozens of grains eat it all. It's strange to say, if others are not finished, they will be half-crippled, but a cake will be fine.

"Master, there's no candy ball!" A pie's belly is still screaming.

The master was stunned for a while, then stared at a cake for a long time, and then suddenly rolled his eyes, and slammed open the window and flew out. Yibai hurriedly rushed to the window to look out, but the master was already gone, and he saw a full moon hanging high in the sky.

"Master..." Yibai couldn't help but feel that the master was so pitiful.

Until the brothers of the Hong family came back, they didn't wait for the master to fall into the pond. Fortunately, Hongpeng brought back the vegetarian chicken legs, otherwise the cake would have been about to faint from hunger. The brothers of the Hong family asked about the situation of a cake today while eating, and when they heard that today's master was extremely crazy, the two of them looked up at the moon in unison. However, Yibao also kept an eye on it, and did not mention the fact that he ate all the master's sugar balls, because seeing the eyes of the brothers of the Hong family staring at the sugar balls, he felt that it was better not to say it!