Volume 1 Chapter 5 Uncle Shi arrived

The next night, a cake suddenly heard a "coo" in the yard. Wouldn't it, come at this point? That's how Master left yesterday. Sure enough, before he could open the door, Master's head came in through the crack in the door.

"Kun'er, did they send the letter back?" Master seemed very uneasy, and looked around nervously.

“。。。。。。” A cake can't help but have a question mark on his face.

"Hey, hey... It's good that I didn't come back... Without waiting for a cake to answer, the master rushed to the front of a cake with a "pout".

"Master... You... "A cake wants to talk and stops. He wanted to tell the master that it was already last night, but seeing his crazy appearance, he finally swallowed it back.

"Hurry up! Give the sugar balls! Master said as he excitedly took out a pink bag.

"Master..." When I looked down, the pink bag was indeed full of candy balls, but it was oval and pink, not at all like the black and round sugar balls that I used to have.

"Eat! Eat and practice! Master's smiling face disappeared in an instant.

"Oh... A cake quickly grabbed one and stuffed it into his mouth. In the past, the sugar balls were sweet and sour, but this time they are sour and salty, and it seems more appropriate to call them salty balls. But I don't dare to ask more about a cake, it's better to eat than not to eat.

In the blink of an eye, an hour passed. Master's new salty balls were all eaten, but there was still no movement in the bread. Except for a little "cooing" in his stomach, the true qi in his whole body is still running around, not to mention opening up the second vein of Ren Du, and there is almost no way to control it.

The crazy master was even more angry, and his subordinates were getting heavier and heavier, but fortunately, the skin of the pie was rough and the meat was thick, otherwise he would have been unable to eat it for a long time. A cake is also full of guilt, I ate so many sugar balls and salted balls from Master, but I still can't practice at all, and I think I can't explain it. However, since eating those new salty balls, the true qi in his whole body seemed to be divided into two streams, one hot and the other cold, which made his stomach constantly burst into sharp pains.

"Master? My stomach hurts... As soon as he opened his mouth, Master's big ear scraper came over.

"The rabbit cub is still pretending to have a stomachache! The floor has been smashed out of the pit, and I haven't seen you sink an inch into the ground! Master was so angry that he pulled his beard.

"Master, I didn't pretend... Ouch... Suddenly there was a sharp pain, and a cake immediately covered his stomach in pain.

"Hey! Little cub,It's still loaded.。。。 As the master spoke, he kicked a kick on the perineum of a cake, and only heard a shocking fart sound in the room.

"Oops!" A loaf of bread immediately sprang up from the ground and slammed diagonally out of the window.

"You... The master who rushed out of the house couldn't help but freeze. A cake actually flew up, and it still flew upwards without stopping the car.

"Master, help! Can't stop! Master, help! The higher and higher the pie flew higher, I couldn't help but feel a little dizzy.

Daoist Meng Hong was so shocked that he couldn't close his mouth, and thought: "I obviously taught the art of retreating, why did he fly, could it be that I taught it the opposite?" “

"Wow! Fly! Hearing the voice, the senior brothers of the Hong family rushed out and exclaimed in unison.

"Ahh Being called by the two of them, Daoist Meng Hong came back to his senses, and he hurriedly grabbed it in the air and grabbed the cake that was still rising.

"Thank you, teacher... Ah... The joy of the cake that suddenly stopped, and in an instant turned to fear, and he was slamming straight into the ground.

"I... I'm obviously teaching the art of retreating... The moment he fell from the Master's side, Yibi heard the Master's muttering, and the contents of the scriptures immediately appeared in his mind.

"Poof!" And with a sound of the earth, a loaf of bread went into the ground.

"Wow! Got in! The brothers of the Hong family exclaimed in unison.

At this moment, a woman's angry voice suddenly came from mid-air: "Senior brother! Give my elixir back! Meng Hongdao didn't raise his head, he turned his head and ran, but before he could fly, he was screwed by someone's ears.

"Uncle Shi!" The brothers of the Hong family knelt on the ground with a "poof".

A frowning woman glared at them viciously: "Hmph! “

"Senior sister... Sister... It hurts... Daoist Meng Hong kept begging.

"Where's my Xuanjin Pill?"

“。。。 Gone... "Daoist Meng Hong didn't dare to resist at all.

"Gone?"

"Ahh Eaten up ... “

"Eaten up? So much? By whom? Uncle Shi turned his head and glared at the brothers of the Hong family, so frightened that the two of them quickly shook their heads.

"A loaf of bread... Seeing the confusion on the face of the junior sister, Daoist Meng Hong hurriedly added: "My newly accepted apprentice... “

"You..." Uncle Shi was so angry that he twisted Meng Hong's ears hard: "You are really crazy!" Your Jindan is yang, and my Jindan is yin, how can you eat it together! Dead people! “

"No... No... I can still fly! Meng Hong waved his hand desperately.

"None? What about people? Uncle Shi looked incredulous.

"Escaped... Hong Kun hurriedly pointed to the soles of Master's feet.

"Really!" Hongpeng nodded hurriedly.

Uncle Shi couldn't help but let go of his hand. Among the disciples of the senior brother, her favorite is this Hongpeng, who has never told her a lie, and when she saw him, she nodded and thought it must be true.

"I'll go first... Get him up ... Daoist Meng Hong hurriedly looked around, looking for a piece of bread underground.

"No need to look for it, I didn't see the rabbits coming out... After Uncle Shi finished speaking, he couldn't help but slap himself in the mouth.

"Ah。。。。。。h Daoist Meng Hong immediately shouted, and disappeared without a trace.

"Oops! Blame me! What a rabbit to mention! Uncle Shi sighed: "Get up!" “。 The senior brothers of the Hong family hurriedly stood up.

"Call it a loaf, huh?" Uncle Shi glanced at them and then escaped into the ground. Seeing the rabbit running out, it should be right to look in the direction of the rabbit's escape. Sure enough, she saw a fat man biting the hind legs of a rabbit, and the rabbit was so anxious that the rabbit kicked desperately. Uncle Shi grabbed the neck of a cake with one hand, pinched the mouth of a cake with the other, and jumped to the ground with a "poof".

"Rabbit! Rabbit! Yibi was so angry that he wanted to go back, but he was pulled back by his uncle.

"You... Master? "Looking at the uncle with a beautiful face, he couldn't help but be stupid all of a sudden. Uncle Shi's little face turned red all of a sudden.

"Don't talk nonsense! This is Master's younger sister Sacrificial Wind Chief, called Uncle Shi! Hongkun was so frightened that it was a slap in the face.

"Uncle Shi... A cake general shouted suspiciously, thinking, "He is a good match for Master!" “

"Little chubby dun'er, it's all nonsense!" The chief of the sacrificial wind road said coquettishly, looking very happy.

"Seeing that Master is so afraid of you, I thought... A cake pouted aggrievedly.

"You see?" The phoenix raised her eyebrows.

"No, no, no! I heard Master begging for mercy... ”

"What! He was afraid of me because he stole my elixir! The wind suddenly frowned, and reached out to pinch the veins of a cake. The rabbit is so busy that he can still hear things on the ground.

"Master! No... Teacher? A loaf of bread blurted out again.

"You're small... I'm still playing with skin, and my life is almost gone! Uncle Shi said and twisted the big fat face of a cake.

"Uncle spare your life! Uncle spare! Don't dare anymore! "A cake hurts.

"It's not me who spares your life! You have eaten so many of my Xuanjin Pills, my pills are yin, and your master's pills are yang, and eating one piece will be fatal! How many of your master's Chaos Golden Pills have you eaten? ”

“。。。。。” A small face shook its head miserably.

"What do you mean? I don't know? Uncle Shi couldn't help but feel a little anxious.

"I don't know! Anyway, that bag ... Whole... Ate ... Hearing what Uncle Shi said, Yibai immediately felt dizzy and wanted to fall down. Fortunately, Hongkun stretched out his hand to support him, his eyes were opposite, Hongkun's eyes were full of envy, jealousy and hatred, and he quickly closed his eyes and pretended not to see it.

"Huh?!" Uncle Shi screamed in fright, and Yibi couldn't help but peek at it, and saw that Uncle Shi was eagerly calling his pulse.

"What kind of garlic! Your qi and blood are smooth, and the two veins of Ren and Du have also been opened! Is... Providence! Seeing that Yibao was still half-lying in Hongkun's arms, the uncle who had finished the pulse couldn't help but give Yibie another slap in the face.

“。。。 But why do I still feel dizzy... A cake touched the door of his head and stood up tremblingly.

"Tell me in detail!" Uncle Shi is really angry and funny.

"Oh ... It is... Later, Master's golden pill was eaten. It's been a night, and Master thought it was last night... The taste is different, salty... I have a stomachache after eating... One hot and one cold... Later, I was kicked by the master and let out a big fart... And then it flew out ... And then... It's a pity that the rabbit ... Until the end, Yibai didn't forget to mention the rabbit that had bitten into his mouth, and his resentful little eyes made the chief of the sacrificial wind almost not laugh.

"Alas... Forget it, this is also providence! I've eaten everything, and I have to return the bag! Seeing the pink dan bag that was clutched tightly in his hand, the chief of the sacrificial wind hurriedly stretched out his hand.

A cake quickly smoothed it with his hand and handed it over: "Division... Uncle! Don't be angry with Master! He's crazy, he can't figure himself out, and what he taught me is also from east to west! Master, except that his temper is too bad... Speaking of this, Yibi couldn't help touching his swollen little chubby face: "He is still very good, he has never made me hungry!" I've also taken all the pills, if you're angry, punish me!" Thinking of the pitiful appearance of the crazy master, a cake "Goodong" suddenly knelt on the ground.

The brothers of the Hong family, who were secretly jealous, immediately froze, they never expected that this kid would speak for the master. The chief of the sacrificial wind on the side was also surprised and delighted, surprised that he dared to act at a young age, and happy that the senior brother really accepted a good disciple.

"How do you punish it?" The chief of the sacrificial wind deliberately teased a cake.

I saw a cake panting, gritting his teeth, and holding it for a long time before finally saying, "Let me be hungry for three... Three... Three days... “。 As soon as he finished speaking, his face was full of remorse, and he thought, "It's a bit too big, three days... Damn... “

"If you don't eat, you'll be punished?" Daoist Xifeng said disdainfully, but when he saw the senior brother of the Hong family nodding desperately at her, he was immediately shocked and his lips were round.

"Three days won't work!" The chief of the sacrificial wind path frowned.

"Uncle Shi... Hong Kun couldn't help but interject: "This kid is most afraid of being hungry, and he will really kill him in three days!" “

"Three days ... Half...? "Hey, the pride of a cake has also come up, gritting his back molars and looking at Uncle Shi pitifully.

"Hmm... Xifeng laughed in his heart, but he still shook his head with a straight face.

"Three and a half days ... Zero... Two hours! A cake and a fu resolutely went to death, but both legs were already shaking.

"Uncle Shi, just three days! He had just picked up a life, and he was hungry again... Really ... Hongpeng finally couldn't help jumping out.

"Alright! But you're going to grant me three requests? "The chief of the sacrificial wind path is just right down the donkey.

"Uncle Shi, you say, I will never give up as a disciple!" Yibi hurriedly stood up weakly, but his mouth was still arrogant. It's okay to blow it on his mouth, but if he hasn't eaten for three days, he really wants to beat his stinky mouth.

"I'll talk about it when I think about it..." Before the words fell, the chief of the sacrificial wind path rose into the air and ran in the direction of the master's escape.

"How can you be like Master, just leave!"

"Don't talk nonsense!"

"Senior brother, I'm hungry!" Yibao hurriedly turned his head and begged Hongkun.

"Hey, you... Hongkun was so angry that his nose was crooked.

"Senior brother, you can't scold the street!" Hongpeng suddenly refreshed again.

"You want to be beaten too, don't you?" Hong Kun glared at Hong Peng viciously: "Do you dare to disobey what you promised your uncle?" Master didn't dare! ”

"Can't you eat it secretly?" A cake of tears is about to come out.

"Bear with me, O bread! Uncle Shi is much more powerful than Master! Hongpeng hurriedly comforted and touched the big fat face of a cake.