Chapter 271: Patronizing the Flower Residence
Turning the corner, Xiao Liuzi introduced: "Shopkeeper, there is a street in front of the Qinglou, do you want to go home, the ladies are still waiting at night." ”
"Hey, no, don't you see that they are going to be lazy for a day, I follow their wishes, come here tonight to have a drink, it can be regarded as an eye-opener, I have never been to this kind of place."
"Yes, shopkeeper, then I'll recommend the best flower house. The girls there have to be good-looking, figure-ready, and talented. ”
"Huh? Why are you so familiar? Yu Zhengyang asked curiously.
"I don't hide it from the shopkeeper, I haven't eaten pork, I haven't seen a pig run, and I usually hear it from the small people chatting in private."
"Man, understand! In this case, lead the way in front of the head. ”
His Majesty was able to listen to his own opinions, and Xiao Liuzi happily hurried forward to lead the way, and soon came to the splendid flower village residence of Jinbi.
The old bustard was seeing off a dignitary in front of the door, and happened to see the aura of Xuanang, and Yu Zhengyang, who had been in the top position for a long time, walked towards this side, and couldn't help but be overjoyed in his heart.
"Hey, official, when you look at your momentum, you must be a dignitary, a rich and noble person, you can come to our flower village tonight as a guest." The girl in the house is as you choose! We've got this all the street here. ”
The old bustard trotted all the way to Yu Zhengyang's side, grabbed his arm with both hands, and enthusiastically rubbed it vigorously on Zhengyang's arm with a plump ball of meat, and at the same time gave a thumbs up, proudly on his chest.
"Find all the top girls, accompany our shopkeeper, and there will be a lot of rewards!" Xiao Liuzi said with a steady attitude.
"Rest assured, rest assured, the management of the insurance allows the noble to enjoy heavenly courtesy." The old bustard flattered.
"A good private room, Cuilan, Aster, and Cuicui pick up the nobles!"
On the second floor, the private room is gorgeously decorated, and the entrance is full of tatami mats, and three long tables are placed for the guest of honor, and fruits and drinks are placed.
The women hugged Yu Zhengyang and sat down, and Xiaoliu stood outside the door and waited.
"Little Liu, come in and drink with me."
"The shopkeeper, the small ones don't dare, you eat and have fun, and the small ones can serve outside the door."
Xiao Liuzi knows in his heart, who dares to drink and have fun at the same table with His Majesty, what is his identity? Eunuch. is to serve His Majesty, dare to eat with His Majesty, that is not a crime of disrespect and murder.
"Hey, what's the matter, there won't be so many rules when you come out, let you come in, you will come in, and you will always block the wine!"
"Yes, shopkeeper, the little one is bold." Xiao Liuzi looked at His Majesty with a serious look, and he didn't dare to disobey His Majesty's wishes, so he obediently sat at the table with his hands down.
The women giggled and surrounded Zhengyang, this one toasted a glass, that one poured a glass, nephrite was close, whispering, Yu Zhengyang laughed heartily, couldn't help but be full of interest, and pulled them to drink together.
But where is the amount of alcohol they drink more than Zhengyang, and they were defeated after a while, so many people can't drink to Zhengyang, but the more people drink, the more excited they become, and today they can be regarded as encountering hard stubble.
So one of the women suggested that if you couldn't guess, you should drink. For them, the masters of flowers, who have experienced a lot, will inevitably be able to stump this nobleman.
Yu Zhengyang laughed and said, "Okay, wow, then you guys will come up with the question first, if I can't guess, drink three cups in a row." But I'm going to have a question in a minute, and if you can't guess, just have a drink. ”
The women smiled happily, so let's see.
Cuilan rolled her eyes, and first said: "Nobleman, listen well, wear a red hat, wear colorful clothes, never sing, like to hang your voice." Hit an animal. You can think about a cup of tea. ”
"Chicken!" Yu Zhengyang blurted out, "It's too simple, I still have some foundation, you can make it difficult, otherwise this wine won't punish me." ”
"I didn't expect the noble man to be quick-witted, and he answered it at once, that little woman is going to be difficult." Cuilan laughed and said: "Born on a mountain cliff, falling on someone's house, pouring cold water on your back, and cutting with a thousand knives." Hit an object. ”
Cuilan thought to herself, these nobles must not know these inconspicuous things, and they are afraid that they will stump him all at once.
"Oh, I've said it all, it's hard all the time, whetstone."
"Oh, the noble man is not simple, this is not difficult for you, then listen well, why do people have two ears? Hit an idiom. ”
"This, Xiaoliu, you will answer."
"Oh, the noble man is cheating, Sister Cuilan has a little difficult puzzle, you just let your subordinates answer it, you play tricks." Aster said coquettishly in Zhengyang's arms.
"Haha," Yu Zhengyang said with a smile: "This question is simple, I just want to see if Xiaoliu's brain is good or not." ”
At this moment, Xiao Liu was already sweating profusely, looking at Yu Zhengyang beggingly and saying with a wry smile: "Shopkeeper, don't be embarrassed, or I will drink three cups directly." As he spoke, he was about to serve his glass.
"Hey, how can you drink on this question. To be a man and do things, you have to listen to the six ways and see the eight directions, if you are biased and biased, then you will lose fairness, so ah, the answer to this puzzle is to listen to it and understand it. ”
"Wonderful, wonderful!" All the women applauded and exclaimed: "What the noble man said is really reasonable, you are in a high position and can listen to it at the same time, and we, the dawn people, will naturally enjoy peace." ”
"Come, let's have a toast together."
After the toast, Cuicui said: "I'll guess a riddle for the nobleman, I am a poem." Thousands of hammers are chiseled out of the deep mountains, and the fire is only waiting for leisure; I am not afraid of broken bones, and I am innocent in the world. Hit a thing. ”
"Little Liu, you guess."
Xiao Liu directly picked up the wine jug and poured three sips.
Yu Zhengyang smiled and said: "The riddles of all beauties, the meaning of the poems are not far from fairness and justice, for the officials and the people, it seems that there is still a lot of work to be done in this court." ”
"The people's girl doesn't mean this, I hope the nobles will atone for their sins." The three girls looked at Yu Zhengyang's words, and hurriedly explained, they didn't know what Yu Zhengyang's identity was, and it would not be good if he said the wrong thing and made people angry.
Yu Zhengyang smiled heartily, and at the same time pinched his hand on Aster and Cuicui's buttocks dishonestly and said: "Where am I angry, I mean your puzzles are very good, and the bottom of this puzzle should be lime." ”
"Wow, you're amazing! The little woman toasts you again. Cuicui said.
Aster was not to be outdone: "I'm here to test you too." The willow flowers on the moon are fragrant. Hit the flowers. ”
"Nightshade."
He looked back and smiled. Hit the flowers. ”
"Canna."
"A little girl, born in the middle of the water, wearing a pink shirt, sitting on a green boat."
"Lotus!"
The women were extremely surprised by Zhengyang's reaction speed, in their impression, the nobles of the court, except for the wine, how can there be any talent at all, these puzzles can be difficult for them to raise their hands and surrender, but they did not expect that this noble man today is the answer is fluent.
Not only were they surprised, but even Xiao Liuzi looked confused, when did His Majesty still have such a profound cultural heritage, guessing riddles is like drinking cold water.
Just now, these riddles are a little difficult for the ministers of the court and the central government to guess, but His Majesty came out of his mouth, which is really unbelievable.
Your Majesty has been concentrating on cultivating the realm, and I'm afraid that the matter of dancing and writing ink can't be mentioned at all.
"Are there any more difficult questions? Take out all that you have pressed to the bottom of the box. Yu Zhengyang said happily.
"That little woman is going crazy." Cuilan pretended to be domineering.
Yu Zhengyang spread his hands and made a hug and said, "Just come!" ”