Cuilan lightly opened her red lips and said: "Untie the three autumn leaves, and you can bloom February flowers." Thousands of feet of waves across the river, into the bamboo ten thousand poles slanted. ”

"Wind!"

Before Cuilan could say what mystery she wanted to fight, Yu Zhengyang had already blurted out the answer.

"The fish and the sheep on the mountain swim in the water, and they are pulled and matched into pairs; One doesn't eat mountain grass, and the other doesn't hide in the water. Type a word. ”

"Fresh!"

"From afar, the mountains are colorful, and the water is silent; The flowers are still in spring, and the birds are not surprised. ”

"Come on, everyone have a drink, and I'll give you a few questions."

Cuilan wondered, "Did you guess the answer again so quickly?" ”

"Of course, paintings!"

Cuilan couldn't help but bow down and said: "Noble, knowledgeable, the little woman is willing to bow to the wind, you ask the question, we will follow." ”

"Okay, I can't answer and I'll be fine." Yu Zhengyang said with a smile.

"My question is very simple, Xiaoliu sits on a stone without clothes and plays an idiom."

As soon as he brushed the ground, Xiao Liuzi's face turned red, and His Majesty actually used himself as a puzzle.

I don't have clothes on, I sit on a rock, can I still play an idiom in this situation? Your Majesty is really good at playing, why didn't you find out before, just listening to the killing of people everywhere.

"This," the women looked at Xiao Liu suspiciously, looking up and down, not knowing how to answer, could there be anything special about this noble man's subordinate?

"Sitting naked on a stone, only those poor people who jingle and have no clothes to wear, will be like this, is it poor and white?" Cuicui said.

Yu Zhengyang smiled and shook his head, and Cuicui punished herself very sensibly.

"The noble man uses the little sixth master to do a puzzle, it must have its meaning, so I guess there is something extraordinary about the little sixth master, and it can't be judged by appearance, so it should be that people can't look good, and the sea can't fight."

"It's complicated, it's not so profound, come and drink. Aster's turn. ”

"I, I throw in the towel." With that, Aster drank a glass directly.

"Little Liu, what do you think is the idiom?" Yu Zhengyang turned his head and asked.

"Shopkeeper, how do I know, I just don't know why I'm sitting on a stone naked?"

Yu Zhengyang laughed and said, "Hit the stone with an egg!" ”

After a brief silence in the room, there was a burst of laughter, and the three women leaned back and forth, clutching their stomachs, holding back tears, and slapping the table uncontrollably.

When Xiao Liu heard this, he also laughed out loud for a while, and then said ventrally in his heart, where did the little eggs come from.

The noise in the house was too loud, which immediately attracted the bustard to hurry over with a few girls, thinking that it was not well taken care of, and there was a noise.

Pushing open the door, the nobleman was sitting in the middle, but the three girls were laughing and leaning back and back, and they couldn't help but smile and apologize: "The nobleman is embarrassed, let you laugh, look at these girls have no courtesy, don't laugh with you, they can't stop laughing." If you're not satisfied, I've brought a few more girls here, you see? ”

"Hahaha, it's okay boss, we're playing a guessing game, since you brought the girls over again, let them sit down with me and have fun."

"Mom San, I'm sorry, we didn't mean to, it's really the riddle that the noble man said is so funny, we can't help it."

When the old bustard saw that the noble man was not angry, he calmed down and said to the girl behind him: "Since the noble people have spoken, you will also go over to accompany the noble man together." ”

"Okay, let's move on! The pretty girl sat on a stone without clothes on, typing an idiom. ”

When I brushed it, all the girls' faces turned red, even the bustard's cheeks were slightly red. This puzzle is exciting enough.

"Oh, nobleman, you are so bad!" The women exclaimed.

Yu Zhengyang looked like he was enjoying it, sitting there waiting for everyone's answers.

The women groaned, pondering the meaning behind the puzzle.

But after guessing for a long time, there was no right answer, but it opened up the mind, and the process of guessing and the answer to guessing became more and more open.

In the end, everyone really couldn't guess, Yu Zhengyang asked each of them to punish themselves with a cup, and then announced the answer.

"It's a big loss."

"Small loss?"

After the calm of the three breaths, suddenly the old bustard smiled and leaned back and back, and could not stand steadily, half kneeling on the ground, holding his stomach, and tears were about to flow.

After five breaths, everyone burst into laughter.

After laughing for a long time, Yu Zhengyang asked the question again: "Two little six bare-bottomed butts sit on the stone and play an idiom." ”

Xiao Liu's heart is dripping blood, why am I sitting on the stone again, there are still two, I don't have twin brothers, and I don't have eggs, can I still make new idioms?

There was another burst of enthusiastic speculation, and even the bustard actively guessed the answer, and the women did not have the shyness at the beginning, racking their brains to think of the answer.

However, there are all kinds of answers, but there are no correct answers, so Yu Zhengyang said: "Okay, let's reveal the answer, kill two birds with one stone." ”

There was another burst of laughter, and the women laughed while looking at Xiao Liu, which made Xiao Liu's face flushed, and he couldn't sit or stand. It's as if I'm really sitting here naked at the moment.

"Gui Ran, why can't you get along with the stone?" Cuilan couldn't help but smile and asked.

"Because it's hard." Yu Zhengyang deliberately accentuated the tone of the word.

Suddenly, there was another burst of laughter, and even Xiao Liu was holding his stomach, laughing so much that his face was about to cramp.

When did Your Majesty become a joker, it is really breathtaking to open your mouth when you open your mouth.

For a while, the atmosphere was all high, everyone raised their glasses frequently, and after a while, the women drank and lay down in a room.

Xiaoliu looked at the women on the tatami mats, saluted Yu Zhengyang, and said helplessly: "Shopkeeper, I'm afraid I have to find another girl in the bed, they all drank too much." ”

At this moment, Yu Zhengyang didn't have the same playfulness as he did just now, but his eyes were a little more cold, and he said, "You follow me to the backyard." ”

"Shopkeeper, what are we doing in the backyard?"

His Majesty did not answer with a calm face.

Xiao Liu was puzzled, but looking at Yu Zhengyang's sharp gaze, Xiao Liu couldn't help but tremble in his heart, that gaze was cold and angry, and he looked like he was going to kill. Your Majesty was having a lot of fun just now, what went wrong?

Xiao Liu didn't know, and he didn't dare to ask more, so he led the way, and didn't say hello to the people in Huaxiangju, and went straight to the backyard.

Out of the prosperous Xianglou of the flower country, through the courtyard where the two handymen lived, they came to the door of the quiet backyard, and at this moment there were two guys chatting at the door.

"Who?"

Xiao Liu waved his hand and replied, "Our shopkeeper, I want to go to the backyard to rest, open the door quickly." ”

The two guys looked at the two of them, the person who spoke in front of him was in the middle realm of the refinement realm, and the shopkeeper in the back was an ordinary person, without a realm, and he couldn't help but feel a little contemptuous in his heart, but he was still very polite.

A guy hugged his fists and said, "Guest officer, the backyard is a place to pile up sundries, and you can't rest, so please move to the Xianglou to rest." ”

"Oh, is it? So how do I hear a lot of women's voices? ”

"I've seen enough of the rouge vulgar fan in front of me, and I want to come over and try the fresh."

The two guys changed color in an instant.