Chapter 60: Du Kang's Smile is Far Better Than the Demon Venerable (Asking for a Monthly Pass and Asking for Follow-up~)

"Eat melons?" Du Kang looked down at the half-gone, juicy watermelon handed to him by the mountain god.

"Ah, it's the little god who is negligent, how can he give the watermelon that the immortal has eaten...... Immortals, wait for me. ”

After the mountain god finished speaking, he went to the melon pile next to him, picked and chosen, and after patting each other, he chose one and hugged it: "Shangxian, this melon is good, eat this, it's very sweet!" ”

Du Kang looked at the complete watermelon that was handed to him again, and couldn't help asking, "You melon...... Is it ripe? ”

“…… Seasonal melons and fruits, of course, are ripe! The mountain god was stunned for a moment and hurriedly replied.

"Hehe, thank you very much." Du Kang still didn't make the move of splitting melons, took the watermelon in the hand of the mountain god, he turned his head to look, and found that through the statue of the god, he could just see the situation outside, and he could also hear the sound - it was simply worthy of the name, the best scene to eat melons.

The mountain god is not only alive, but also quite nourished...... In an instant, a guess came to Du Kang's mind, almost blackening his eyes.

Well, if that's the case......

"The fight of life and death is so fierce outside, but you are here to watch the play peacefully," Du Kang unhurriedly used his spiritual power to conjure up a recliner, half-reclined, and motioned for the mountain god to return to his place, "The little life is really enjoyable?" ”

"Ha, haha, little god...... It's just a joy in the midst of suffering. ”

The mountain god laughed dryly twice, and sat in his original position, but instead of the lazy and half-lying posture before, he sat upright, like a student who made a mistake and was called to the office by the head teacher.

Then, the expression on his face suddenly changed, showing an angry and sad look: "The cultivation that the little god has cultivated so hard for so many years has been completely lost, and it is only by relying on a little secret method obtained by chance that he can barely escape his life and survive in this god statue......

"Uh-huh," Du Kang interrupted the mountain god's pompous performance, which must have been practiced for two and a half years, "I had already guessed a rough idea of the relevant things before I came in, and now it seems that it is so."

Since this is the case, then this matter has nothing to do with you, the strength of the Demon Dao is strong, and it is normal that you can't stop it...... Alas, it must be very painful to lose your cultivation for so many years, and it is estimated that you will not be able to continue to work in the position of the mountain god in the future. ”

"Hmm...... Forehead...... Yes, I'm in such pain! The mountain god twisted his expression as if he were digging out his lungs, and Du Kang guessed that he was probably trying hard to show that he was "crying bitterly", but ......

I know your acting skills are poor, but you can't cry without crying, right? It looks like he's laughing!

This mountain god has been laughing, and he hasn't stopped!

Du Kang complained in his heart, but his face showed extra sympathy, and he comforted the mountain god in a gentle tone, saying: "It's okay, you don't have to suffer, because you are not responsible for this matter." On the contrary, you have done your best to stop the Demon Path, buying you an unknown amount of necessary golden time to protect ordinary people...... So, you're definitely not at fault! There is even credit! ”

“…… Yes? The mountain god's "crying and crying" performance came to an abrupt end, and he looked at Du Kang blankly, as if he had a bad premonition.

"Hahaha, it's too much surprise news, but I can't believe it, right? Don't worry, afterwards, your cultivation will definitely be replenished by the heavenly and earthly treasures. ”

Du Kang tried his best to comfort the mountain god, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, I promise, you can still continue to be your swaggering mountain god here and live your free life!" ”

The mountain god was stunned and didn't react, probably because he was too excited to hear such a surprise news, Du Kang understood this, and didn't bother him, leaving him enough time to slowly digest this surprise, and began to split melons by the way.

Du Kang used his spiritual power to split the watermelon in two, and the ruddy flesh and sweet juice almost looked like it was overflowing. Although it is Du Kang's spiritual power incarnation that comes here, the spiritual power incarnation is also physical, with touch, taste and other functions, which can feed the feelings back to Du Kang's body.

Of course, it is difficult for ordinary monks and immortals to reach this level, but Du Kang was able to easily do it with the "Spirit Fusion Leyline" from the beginning.

Du Kang used the spoon conjured up by spiritual power to scoop out the flesh and stuff it into his mouth, feeling the sweetness and refreshingness, and nodded with satisfaction.

It is indeed very sweet, ripe and tastes just right, and in Guicheng in later generations, the quality of this watermelon is estimated to be comparable to that of selling a piece of unicorn melon...... The emphasis is on a good quality and low price!

"Woo woo woo ......" was probably awakened by Du Kang's action of eating melons, and the mountain god finally came back to his senses, his eyes began to tear unconsciously, his lips trembled, and he couldn't speak.

"Eh, you're too surprised, so what's the case? You deserve it, don't be so excited, it seems like it's so unapproachable. Du Kang stopped eating melons and asked with a smile.

"Little god, it's really ...... Surprise ......" The mountain god snorted, a little whimpered, speechless, "I didn't expect that after such a thing, I would be able to return to the position of the mountain god......"

"You're not right, this is what you deserve, what's the surprise?" Du Kang shook his head and said, "The reward for your meritorious work has not been counted yet, when the time comes, if I give you a report, not to mention anything else, it should be no problem to expand the land under the jurisdiction of you, the swaggering mountain god, several times, or merge several mountains and become a bigger mountain god!" How about it, unhappy, high unhappy? ”

"......" The mountain god's eyes were dark, and he didn't faint directly.

Looking at Du Kang's kind smile full of kindness, for a while, the mountain god only felt like falling into an ice cellar, as if it was not so terrible for the legendary Demon Venerable to appear directly in front of him.

"Eh, weird, I thought you'd be very happy, but what happened to your tears? Come on, laugh. Du Kang said with a smile.

"Little god this is, happy ...... Tears of joy! The mountain god forcibly pulled the corners of his mouth, trying to make himself smile, but in the end, his expression was distorted to be more ugly than crying, and the two lines of tears that kept slipping from the corners of his eyes were in line with the perfect "crying and crying" expression.

"Tell me about you, you can't cry when you should cry, you cry like you laugh; I can't laugh when I'm supposed to laugh, I laugh like crying, in terms of acting, I'm afraid I've never practiced seriously, right? ”

Seeing that it was almost over, Du Kang no longer teased the mountain god, shook his head and sighed, "It's okay to get off work...... But it's outrageous enough for you to want to toss yourself like this directly after work!

Okay, tell me what happened, what the hell is going on? ”

PS: It seems to have a cold...... Code words can't be stopped! Rush Rush!

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