Chapter 61: This Is Part of a Long Tradition? (Ask for a monthly pass~)
"Forehead......" The mountain god was stunned in place, probably because he hadn't reacted to Du Kang's reversal, or maybe he was frightened by Du Kang's guessing of his true intentions.
"It's okay, I happen to know the power of your mountain god faction, if you behave well, I'll talk to her and let you rest a little longer." "But if you don't cooperate...... Lord Sanjin, you don't want to continue to take classes here for hundreds or thousands of years, do you? ”
With Du Kang's character, of course, it is impossible to really do such a thing - mainly not because there are no grudges after all...... But verbal threats are absolutely fine.
Sometimes, verbal threats or threats of action are much faster and more effective than reasoning. For example, the vast majority of naughty children have not been beaten once no matter how many times they preach.
Of course, it's best to preach at the beginning, and then fight if it doesn't make sense, and then hit it how many times you want to say it...... It depends on the severity of the matter.
As for what Du Kang said about knowing the power of the mountain god, he is not lying - although Shi Yuye's duty is to send her son, her ontological identity is the Jade Girl of Mount Tai, the daughter of the Emperor of Mount Tai of Dongyue, and the Emperor of Mount Tai of Dongyue is the mountain god of Mount Tai!
"The head of the five mountains", "the first mountain in the world", the head of the mountain god, who else is it?
This is equivalent to the minister wanting to arrange a vacation for the bottom, or middle and low-level employees, in a word, it couldn't be simpler...... What's more, the condition of this swaggering mountain god is indeed quite miserable, even according to Du Kang's current observation and speculation, it is basically the swaggering mountain god himself, but "deliberately want to make it like this" is very revealing.
That's cultivation! Cultivation is completely lost, and hundreds of thousands of years of Taoism have disappeared for I don't know how many years...... Is this still a delicious melon on the side?
Du Kang felt that this mountain god must have had some serious psychological problems because of his long hours at work.
"Of course not! Is what the immortal said true? The mountain god came back to his senses and excitedly sought confirmation again.
"Of course, I've always been a good man, and it's hard to chase a horse." Du Kang frowned slightly, "By the way, just call me Gongzi, don't call Shangxian." ”
For some reason, Du Kang just didn't like the title of immortal very much.
"Okay son, this is ...... In fact, the little god is not very clear. The mountain god hesitated for a moment and said.
"Just a few days ago, the older Taoist priest suddenly arrived here. I saw that the magic aura he used belonged to the Haoran Righteous Path, and he had just appeared, and before he could ask him what was going on, his breath changed drastically from top to bottom, that is, he fell into the Demon Dao and fought with me.
I really couldn't beat him, but I couldn't spare my hands to call for reinforcements, and I was defeated by him when I was sighing in my heart, 'My life is on the line'.
Then, he used a demonic technique to absorb my whole body cultivation, but instead of killing me, he quietly sent me into the idol.
I knew right away that there was something hidden in it, so I waited here with peace of mind. Until a day ago, this young Taoist priest suddenly came, or the junior brother of this older Taoist priest, and the two began to fight without saying a word when they met, until just now, Shangxian ...... Childe arrives. ”
Du Kang: "??? ”
"That's it? Are you sure that's all? Du Kang was a little unconvinced, "Could it be that your heart is actually looking forward to continuing to take classes here for hundreds or thousands of years, and by the way, increase the jurisdiction......"
"No, absolutely impossible! Childe, everything I said is true, everything is true! The mountain god hugged his head and said with a frightened face.
"So that's what you mean...... Knowing that the other party spared you a life, it was possible that you were asked to go out to ventilate and report the news, but you still stayed in the statue all the time and didn't move the bullet at all? Du Kang's eyes widened.
"Childe, I have this meager strength now, if I go out alone, maybe I will be targeted by a lonely soul and wild ghost, and I may completely kill myself......" The mountain god's voice became weaker and weaker under Du Kang's gaze.
"Let me state first, if I find a lie, something will happen, and I don't even know what it will be."
Du Kang half-narrowed his eyes and warned. It's not that he bullies God, but that the acting skills of this mountain god are really poor, not only his eyes are wandering left and right, but he is also a little restless, so he almost wrote the word "weak heart" on his face.
"Of course, there is also a very small part of the reason, I really haven't rested so peacefully for a long time, so I thought about taking this opportunity to take a break, eat some fruit, and recuperate my body, so that I can work harder and more efficiently in the future, and be able to better fulfill my prayers and get incense......" The mountain god quickly added.
"Needless to say, I'm not your boss, so you can talk to your boss later." Du Kang waved his hand, held his forehead and sighed.
The sense of déjà vu brought to him by the second half of the mountain god's words is like a basic item that everyone must have when filling in the information when they go to school - "I love sports, have a collective spirit, actively participate in class activities, and have a good relationship with my classmates......"
Or in the work resume - "I am good at understanding new things, unique in dealing with people, linking theory with practice during work, being conscientious and responsible, uniting colleagues, and strictly implementing the tasks arranged by superiors......"
It's outrageous! Is this also part of a long tradition?
Also, how much does this mountain god want to rest, so he can eat melons and watch the show here so confidently and boldly!
"Then, what Childe said before......" the mountain god asked cautiously.
“…… Guess what I'm going to do? Du Kang smiled at the mountain god with a standard little yellow face.jpg
If it weren't for this mountain god like this, even if he casually communicated with him, there would be no need for him and others to guess for so long!
Of course, Du Kang didn't intend to embarrass the mountain god in fact, after all, in a sense, it was also his pendulum that caused the credit that was about to fall on Du Kang.
That's right, Du Kang has already regarded the group of demon cultivators and demon gods who are about to arrive as merit and rewards. There are the gods of Ji and the stone jade leaves...... Coupled with Du Kang himself, this group of people must come and go! The only thing that needs to be tangled up is probably what method needs to be used to kill them, whether to kill them directly, or let these demons die clearly......
Du Kang thought about it and decided to take the latter, mainly because he was a little interested in the communication between the Taoist priests of the two senior brothers.
"Alright, calm down, let's watch the show first." So, after Du Kang finished speaking to the mountain god, he half lay down on the chaise longue comfortably, eating watermelon while preparing to watch a good show.
On the side, the mountain god, who was still thinking of asking, naturally could only keep his mouth shut obediently, and was about to be tortured by waiting anxiously for a while.
PS: Ula!
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