Chapter 185: A Woman Gets a Husband, and a Chicken and Dog Ascend to Heaven?
"Would you believe me if I said it just happened to have the same name and last name?"
Lu Dongbin and Zhiyuan shook their heads in unison, and the servants on the side were at a loss.
"Then you'll leave me alone." Du Kang chooses not to argue meaninglessly.
When people identify a thing, even if there is obvious evidence to the contrary, most people will subconsciously find various excuses to defend their existing opinions, which is a phenomenon based on "preconceived ideas".
Not to mention that Du Kang's side still can't come up with any strong evidence to prove that he is not a god of wine, he can only say that he himself feels that he is not ...... This convincing power is the same as the author who can only keep four thousand a day in peacetime suddenly shouting that he wants to prove himself every day, and the pigeon suddenly rolls up? It doesn't make sense, no one believes it at all.
Of course, Du Kang won't do this kind of thing, and with his code word speed, 10,000 a day during the serialization period is considered to be less...... After all, he is a man who can save several books in advance, and now there is a big killer like Xiao Ye, a "computer master who can code his own words", which is not a matter at all.
In short, since the explanation is likely to have no effect, then Du Kang will not explain, anyway, it will not hinder what he is about to do, but it will have a certain role in promoting and facilitating.
"That'...... I don't know if you are going to ...... Dionysus," Lu Dongbin respectfully wanted to ask Du Kang's origin.
"On weekdays, I don't like people to call me by my god name, so I just need to call me Du Gongzi." Du Kang corrected the familiar one, and then he was not in a hurry to say his purpose, but asked, "You are a domestic servant, a monk, and you also carry a magic weapon specially used for battle, for a troublesome evil monster?" ”
"What Du Gongzi said is exact." Lu Dongbin nodded immediately.
"I'm here for the monster." Du Kang smiled, "Presumably both of you have understood at this time, that monster is not a monster made of mortal beings, but a roaring dog that Erlang God sits?" ”
"The monk has already said the reasons for this, including the identity of this roaring dog." Lu Dongbin replied.
"I am the owner of the Howling Sky Dog, entrusted by Erlang God to capture the Howling Sky Dog and prevent it from making a big mistake." Du Kang will only be fully revealed in the future.
As soon as these words came out, I saw that Lu Dongbin and Monk Zhiyuan both suddenly realized - who doesn't know that Erlang's divine powers are vast, if the roaring dog in the family goes down to earth privately, how can he not know, and how can he condone his indiscriminate behavior to bring disaster to the world, and settle the truth? There should be a charter to deal with. No, is Du Kang here?
In fact, in the final analysis, it is Erlang God's reputation that is too good, and people will have this basic impression, and they feel that they will definitely deal with it or even kill their relatives in righteousness.
If it's someone else, it's not necessarily, don't you see how many immortal mounts or fairy-related monsters are in "Journey to the West" to cause trouble to the world? In the end, it is taken back, at most a few scoldings, a few beatings, in the final analysis, this is the advantage of having a plan and a heel...... Of course, this all happened abroad, and Tang Seng was a monster that he only began to meet when he came out of the Eastern Tang Dynasty.
Speaking of this, there is another interesting thing, when the Buddha wanted Tang Seng to go to the west to get some Mahayana Buddhism, he said that the Eastern Tang Dynasty was dense with people, many deceptions, disloyalty, filial piety, unkindness and injustice, and created boundless sins...... As a result, as soon as Tang Seng went out of the east and went to the west, good guy, the monsters along the way are more powerful than the other, one is bigger than the other, and one has killed more than the other!
The closer you get to the so-called Western Pure Land of Bliss, the more demons and monsters are harming everywhere, and even many monsters you encounter are all related to the Buddha's family, and the most outrageous place is the Lion Camel Ridge at the foot of Naling Mountain, monsters are everywhere, people make dishes, and even the well-informed Sun Wukong was startled when he first saw it.
And then what? The green lion spirit and the white elephant spirit directly put down the butcher's knife and became a Buddha on the ground, becoming the Bodhisattva's mount, and Dapeng directly became the protector on the throne of Rulai...... As for Lion Camel Ridge, then who remembers?
And then there's the scrambling...... What did this Tang monk take and do when he went to the west? Is the truth really like in "Journey to the West"?
Of course, this is something that will be talked about slowly later, and it is not yet time to find out what will happen and vote for a monthly ticket to listen to the next breakdown, so let's turn the topic back to the present.
After Du Kang said what he meant, he naturally joined the group, the servant naturally could not have any objections, as the person in charge of inviting people, the bigger the immortal monk invited, the more he could improve the success rate of solving the monster, and the more rewards he could get at that time.
As for the turn of his mind, he asked Du Kang or Lu Dongbin or Monk Zhiyuan to practice the exercises, and since then he has been practicing secretly, thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, amazed everyone, stepped on the road of cultivation, jumped into the dragon gate, and the future was open, such a thing could not happen to him...... That's the decisiveness and overall view that only the protagonist can have.
If he had been young or young, he might have thought like this, but now he is middle-aged...... Even in the modern era when information is developed and ordinary people can access all kinds of important information, it is rare for a middle-aged person to be decisive enough to give up his current life and fight for a future without the slightest certainty, not to mention that he is still in an environment of extreme information blockage in ancient times, it is even less likely.
The younger you are, the more daring you are, because you don't have to worry about not experiencing many unforgettable failures. And most middle-aged people are different, family, relatives, salary, life pressure and a lot of other things are pressed on their shoulders, even if it seems a good opportunity in front of them, not everyone dares to gamble, because if you lose the bet, you will never recover.
Young people, on the contrary, don't have so much concern, don't have so much foresight, and have enough opportunities to start over if they fail...... When it's time to break in, it's naturally easier to break in.
Therefore, in the case of other roads, it is recommended not to enter the factory, which refers to the kind of assembly line factory with "high repetitiveness", "basically no need to think", and "no technical difficulty", this kind of highly repetitive mechanical labor will destroy a person's creativity and various passions faster than time, even if it is to learn a stir-fry and haircut or something, it is much better than this.
When their thoughts diverged, the group soon came to Wang's house.
After the servant of the Wang family explained, the husband and wife, father and son, old mother and others hurriedly greeted them, which shows that they are also in a certain urgency to a certain extent, otherwise after experiencing those Taoist monks who have no actual ability to be invited before, and almost make the situation worse by pretending to be ghosts, this newly invited person, how to say it, should also be considered first, otherwise if you invite a bunch of incapable people, wouldn't it be bad?
But they obviously didn't think of this, or they thought of it, but there was no other way, and they couldn't say anything in advance, so as not to anger the master, so the king said euphemistically: "So that you know that the monster is really not an ordinary monster." You can set fire to all the bricks and tiles of the house out of thin air, and after a while, you will be completely fine, and you will be invulnerable, and you can even ...... people at will."
"It's okay, we already know the heel of this monster, and we can definitely subdue it." Monk Zhiyuan immediately packed the ticket, and it was estimated that he was a little happy to be called by a high monk...... Thinking about it, on weekdays, with his appearance and posture, he must have nothing to do with the monks.
Although there is a saying that people should not be good-looking, most people's first impression of people is based on their appearance...... It's the same as putting a fairy wind Taoist and a monk who is too fat to walk in front of you and asking you to choose which one is the master, unless there is a rebellious and gambler mentality, otherwise the vast majority of people should choose the former.
Wang Yuanwai was stunned when he heard this, originally he said these words to let these people retreat if they didn't have the ability, don't hurt their lives or lose face for no reason, but they didn't expect to get such an answer. Seeing that Monk Zhiyuan was so confident, a trace of excitement surged in his heart, and he immediately asked, "Huh? The monk already knows the heel of the monster? I don't know what kind of fur it is, and why hasn't it shed its fur? ”
"Of course you know." Monk Zhiyuan said what his master, Monk Tongming, had explained, "That monster is the roaring dog under the throne of Erlang, and he came to the lower realm of Sifan privately, and Miss Wang is the reincarnation of a female tiger, and it is probably true that Miss Wang has some relationship with Miss Wang in her previous life......"
"Huh?" Wang Yuanwai was stunned again when he heard this.
Lu Dongbin thought that Wang Yuanwai was frightened by the origin of the Roaring Sky Dog, so he chuckled and comforted him, and said, "Don't panic outside the staff, even if the Roaring Sky Dog is very big, but Erlang God is not the kind of immortal who connived at the cronies of the Hound to oppress the civilians in the mortal world, he is extremely fair, no, in fact, he also knew that the Roaring Sky Dog might cause trouble if he went down to the mortal world privately, so he specially invited Du Gongzi to catch the Roaring Sky Dog......"
"Oh...... Forehead......" When Wang Yuanwai heard this, he looked a little stunned, and the look of wanting to speak and stopping was something that anyone could see.
Lu Dongbin was naturally no exception, so he asked, "I don't know if there are any other questions outside the staff?" If you are worried that you will not succeed in arresting the roaring dog, it is actually unnecessary, Du Gongzi is here......"
Du Kang was not surprised that Lu Dongbin was so confident in himself, this was not a killing, but a fact...... Although in most people's impressions, the god of wine should probably be the kind of immortal who is not good at fighting, but this version is definitely different - the god of wine can make three bowls of wine and be able to get drunk in the three worlds of heaven, earth and man, and the strength of the personality is obviously not low!
Another one, in fact, there are many immortals who don't sound like a deterrent, and their combat power is far higher than that of other immortals...... For example, the God of Wealth.
I forgot where it was, anyway, once Du Kang saw such a question, can the God of Wealth beat the Dragon Descending Arhat?
There may be some people who don't know that the God of Wealth actually has several immortals, and it is also divided into the God of Wealth and Martial Arts, not to mention the God of Wealth and Literature, the God of Wealth and Martial Arts...... Name two, one Zhao Gongming and one Guan Yu!
Even if you bring all the eighteen Arhats in front of you today, you won't be able to defeat them!
Zhao Gongming won't talk about it, Guan Yu, the only martial saint in China who has recorded the record of "ten thousand armies taking the head of the enemy general from it" in the official history for 5,000 years! Where can the combat effectiveness be low?
Many people basically learned about Guan Yu from "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", so they thought that Guan Yu was just like that, and what else did they say, "One Lu, two Zhao, three Dianwei, four passes, five horses, and six Zhang Fei"...... But in fact, it is recorded in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms: The Biography of Guan Yu" - "Yu Wang saw the good man, rode the horse to spur the good in the crowd, beheaded him, and the generals could not be the one, so he relieved the White Horse Siege!" ”
What is this concept? There are 10,000 people on the opposite side lined up in a military formation, and there is a person on your side who saw the commander of the opposing general from a long distance, and then suddenly rode a horse, single-handedly killed the Chinese army from the front formation, stabbed the opposite general to death, and then another person came out!
Even if you break into 10,000 pigs, find one to stab to death, and then break out, it is estimated that a large number of people will not be able to do it, let alone kill a well-trained army, kill a famous general, and then kill it again.
This is not a Martial Saint, who is a Martial Saint?
Maybe he may not be able to compare with some generals in terms of military strategy, but in terms of individual force value in the official history, the second master is a well-deserved martial saint, first, this is no problem!
Ahem, I went off track again, then again.
However, after listening to Lu Dongbin's words, the king hurriedly explained: "It's not that I don't believe in the skills of the masters...... Instead, I want to ask about the identity of this roaring dog...... Is it true? ”
When Lu Dongbin heard this, he only felt a little strange: "Naturally, it is true...... Why should you care about this? ”
"Well, what's this...... This ......" Wang Yuanwai seemed more and more hesitant, and wanted to speak several times, but it still seemed a little difficult to speak.
Du Kang naturally noticed this and immediately frowned...... Wang Yuanwai's reaction made him think of a possibility.
"If you have any worries outside the staff, you can just say it." Lu Dongbin was still at the stage of just embarking on the path of cultivation at this time, and naturally he was not as experienced as Du Kang, so he didn't see any clues at all, and persuaded him seriously.
"This ...... It's a little hard to say, it's just ......" Wang Yuanwai pondered again, and then asked in a low voice, "This demon ...... This roaring dog said before that if I marry my daughter to him, he will be able to carry our whole family to heaven in the future, I don't know this ......."
Lu Dongbin opened his mouth wide and froze directly in place.
But Du Kang frowned, and said secretly.
Outside this king, he really has the idea of "one person attains the Tao, and the chicken and dog ascend to heaven"!
No, it should be "a woman has a husband, and a chicken and dog ascend to heaven"?
(End of chapter)