Chapter 186: The Reason for the Howling Dog
How many people in the world don't want to become immortals?
Presumably very little...... At least, before knowing that you will have to 007 after becoming an immortal.
Moreover, to say that the immortal 007 is miserable is compared with the free life of the immortal that people imagined before, but no matter what, longevity, calling for wind and rain, omnipotent, obtaining such a life, even if it has been 007, after thinking about it carefully, it seems that it is not unacceptable?
Therefore, it is easy to guess the idea of this Wang Yuanwai - "If you sacrifice one daughter, the whole family can all ascend to immortals, which is too worthwhile." ”
Lu Dongbin had just debuted not long after this time, and he belonged to the level of immature and young people, and he couldn't understand why such a thing would come out of Wang Yuanwai's mouth...... Or how can he not understand, how can someone marry his daughter to a dog in order to become an immortal?
"Of course not." Du Kang replied instead of the stunned Lu Dongbin, and poured it directly on the head of the hot-headed Wang Yuan like a basin of cold water.
"No...... Isn't it possible? Wang Yuanwai was a little dazed by this basin of cold water, and for a while he seemed a little anxious and asked rhetorically.
"Huh...... If that roaring dog has the ability to do this, Buddha I will roll myself in this painting today and burn it to the ground! Monk Zhiyuan sneered and said, "A dog that has not been able to turn into a human form so far, where is the qualification to take your whole family to become immortals?" ”
"With the status of the Howling Sky Dog, it is naturally not enough."
Du Kang's judgment is not based on the fact that the Roaring Sky Dog has not been able to turn into a human form so far, but what the Roaring Sky Dog has to do - in the future generations, this matter is equivalent to a horse boy who is good at doing things under the bureau and the sister-in-law's father-in-law packed a ticket and said that if the sister marries him, all the father-in-law's family will be arranged into the bureau......
Even if the director is a big corrupt official, he may not dare to do this kind of thing, not to mention that his director is still a well-known and indeed clean official!
From this, it can be concluded that this roaring dog definitely wants to cheat the marriage...... Well, a pure scum dog!
But what is the reason why they haven't really succeeded so far?
"Both...... If that's the case, then I'm going to bother you to ask him to go for me...... When you make a decision, you should be presented with gold and silver, and you are grateful! Wang Yuanwai quickly made up his mind after struggling for a while.
How else can you say that people can be outsiders? This cheek was not ordinarily thick, as if the words before him had not come out of his mouth at all.
Several people came to the door of Miss Wang's boudoir together, and Monk Zhiyuan glanced at Du Kang several times along the way, a little nervous, wanting to say something but not daring to say it.
"Is there anything you want to say?" Dukang noticed this and asked him.
"Uh...... Wine...... Du Gongzi forgives the sin, it is like this, the master of the poor monk specially gave the poor monk a painting when the poor monk came to subdue the demon, the painting is a world of its own, if the roaring dog can enter this painting, and then roll it up, it will be wiped out in a moment or three...... I wonder if the poor monk still needs to hang this painting at the door, so that the roaring dog can break into this painting when he is panicked? Monk Zhiyuan said hesitantly.
"What you said, how can you say that half of it is left and half of it, since it was your master who ordered you to use this painting to catch the roaring dog, didn't he tell you that the roaring dog has not caused a murder so far, nor has he really bullied Miss Wang?" Du Kang looked at Monk Zhiyuan with a smile.
"Although it is true that it has disturbed the order of the mortal world, it is still a regular immortal after all, and it is nothing more than a small punishment."
"That's true...... It's just that the poor monk's master has never made a mistake in his way of divination......" Monk Zhiyuan muttered.
Du Kang realized now that this Zhiyuan monk felt that his master asked him to bring the painting out, and he specially explained it, indicating that it must be useful, but Du Kang's appearance made the painting he brought seem to be useless, so he specially proposed it.
If Du Kang agrees to hang up, it is naturally the best, if he does not agree, then he has already said it in advance, and then there will be no responsibility for him...... It's a good calculation.
Of course, this is based on the premise that Du Kang is willing to be reasonable, if Du Kang is unreasonable, in fact, no matter what Monk Zhiyuan does, he can become a backstabber.
"It's a coincidence, I've seen a person, and his divination method is also very accurate, I don't know which one is more accurate than your master?" Du Kang figured out the truth of this, and asked with a smile.
"Of course...... I don't know who Du Gongzi is talking about? "Monk Zhiyuan just wanted to hold his master without a brain, but suddenly thought of Du Kang's identity, his mind turned back again, and he decided to ask clearly.
"Zhuge Liang, the word Kongming, the Marquis of Zhongwu is also." Du Kang lightly threw out a short introduction.
"This ...... Naturally, nature cannot be compared. Monk Zhiyuan wisely did not carry out a children's comparison activity similar to "What does my father dare to do", otherwise his master would have estimated that he would kill his relatives after he went back.
How does this compare? Of course it can't be compared, it's Zhuge Liang on the other side! No matter how you say it, he is also a well-known immortal, and his master is just a monk who has attained the Tao, although he has attained the Tao, he still belongs to the category of people...... In other words, why can monks also get the "Tao"?
"Zhuge Liang once bluntly said that he can't count some things, let alone your master?" Du Kang said, waved his hand, and opened the door.
The other people actually wanted to follow at first, but they were directly stopped by Du Kang - mainly because they were worried that the outsider would suddenly change his mind and be disgusted.
If it were to be replaced by another monster, Du Kang estimated that it would be possible to only save Miss Wang, and then find a trick or something to replace Miss Wang, so that things could continue to develop, and see how Wang Yuanwai reaped the consequences.
But now, the main thing is that Erlang God has been promised, and the rewards have been verbally booked, and it is not good to do things without doing his best, so as not to really let the Roaring Sky Dog do something evil to ruin Yang Jian's reputation.
After opening the door, I saw that in the room, Miss Wang was lying on the bed, not daring to make a sound, the tent hung down, covering her figure, but there was an extremely heavy snoring sound.
Of course, this snoring did not come from the delicate Miss Wang, although the girls did snore, but it certainly did not come to the intensity of shaking the windows as if they were shaking a little - it came from the whistling dog.
Looking at the side of the bed, a slender limb, muscular body, short white hair, fierce sucking fist, was lying there snoring, but it looked very comfortable.
"Is the vigilance so bad?" Du Kang frowned, only to realize that he had already used the barrier technique to shield his existence when he was far away, even a monk who was proficient in perception spells was estimated to be difficult to find easily, let alone this Howling Sky Dog who was obviously not very good at spells.
After the shielding technique was lifted, the four scents that appeared in the room in an instant made the short hair on the back of the sleeping Whistling Dog suddenly stand upright, and the two ears were also erected, and with a "Wang" sound, he pounced directly towards Du Kang, who was closest to him.
In the process of pounced, he opened his mouth full of sharp fangs, and at first glance it even looked like a cold light, like gold and iron, and the speed was as fast as lightning!
Speaking of the speed, tooth toughness and sharpness, and bite force of this roaring dog, it is naturally extremely powerful, countless goblins have been injured in his mouth, and even the Monkey King has been hit by him on the calf back then...... Although it didn't cause any fundamental impact, it was also Sun Wukong!
Even if you take a bite in the chaos, you can see the strength of this dog.
Du Kang naturally didn't plan to use his physical body to test whether the teeth of this roaring dog were as sharp as the legend...... Faced with the momentum of the howling dog pounced and opened his mouth to bite, he only made a fairly simple action.
Reach out and hold it.
As a result, in the hands that were originally empty, a condensed incomparably green dragon glaive knife was instantly condensed.
"Whew?!" The dog's fierce eyes, when he saw the Qinglong Glaive Knife, instantly turned full of shock and incredulity, and then he was extremely panicked and wanted to retract his momentum...... But, as I said before, his speed was extremely fast, and he had already pounced in front of the Green Dragon Glaive at this time!
Seeing that he was about to hit the extremely sharp blade directly, Du Kang deflected the blade and slapped it with the knife surface, he didn't come here to kill demons, he came to walk the dog! Whoever walks the dog to him?
Besides, although the impact of this act by the Roaring Sky Dog is relatively bad, it does not cause any serious substantive consequences...... At most, it is a little reputational loss, and there are ways to make up for this later.
Otherwise, if it is really time to cut it, even if it is not necessary to complete the task, Du Kang will still be killed. Besides, the dog walking task, and I didn't say what kind of state the dog asked to walk was, and the dog that walked Ah Piao was not also a walk?
Right now, it is natural to slap him as a punishment.
It's just that, even if it's only this beat, the whistling dog can't stand it very much. You must know that the force effect is mutual, the momentum of the roaring dog rushing over is already strong, and it can't be contained at all, and Du Kang in turn slapped it with strong force, and when it hits, it is naturally stronger than stronger.
Moreover, although this roaring dog is invulnerable, the impact and vibration of this kind of thing does not mean that the copper skin and iron bone can withstand it, and the force is directly and easily transmitted.
All of a sudden, the Roaring Sky Dog felt as if he had hit the South Heavenly Gate, and it was dark in front of him...... I seem to have seen my grandmother.
When he came back to his senses, he found that he had been chained, and the other end of the chain was on the body of Shuai Bi, who had just suddenly held the Blue Dragon Glaive.
"Who are you, do you know whose dog I am? How dare you treat me like this? "The Howling Sky Dog subconsciously wanted to bite off the iron chain, although the iron chain was surrounded by aura, and it didn't look like ordinary iron, but with his teeth, he naturally had this kind of confidence that everything could be bitten off...... But thinking of the handsome Qinglong Yanyue Knife in front of him, he still calmed down and was ready to move out of his biggest backer.
"You bad dog, you play smoothly with human power, but you don't know that I was invited by your master Erlang to arrest you?" Du Kang kicked him and scolded with a smile, "Open your dog's eyes a little wider, take a good look, do you recognize who I am?" ”
"......" Hearing Du Kang say this, the ears that were originally standing up in the Howling Sky Dog instantly drooped, and as soon as they came up, the bottoms were uncovered for others, the backing was useless, and it was even the other side, how could this be played?
The honest Roaring Sky Dog is quite honest, it is completely what Du Kang says he will do, staring at Du Kang twice, and finding that it seems that the more he looks at it, the more familiar he becomes, the more he looks at it, the more confused he becomes, plus the Qinglong Glaive Knife that has just appeared......
The roaring dog that suddenly popped up with a title in his heart instantly widened his eyes, and hurriedly lay down, and after the dog's nose inhaled sharply, he completely confirmed that the tail, which was not moving at all, began to spin like a helicopter propeller in an instant, and he opened his mouth excitedly and rushed to Du Kang: "Du Gongzi?!" ”
Naturally, he didn't want to take a bite this time, but looking at the posture as if he wanted to lick it, Du Kang immediately blocked him back with a wall of air: "Stop, if you have something to say, don't just talk about it!" ”
Just kidding, it's just Xiao Xuan's cute little kitten, anyway, there will be no saliva or anything if you lick it, and it's also a future cat lady with customizable appearance and body version, but what is this Howling Sky Dog, it must be all saliva, even if it's still male, Du Kang's sexual orientation is quite normal!
"Sure enough, it's you, Du Gongzi!" The moment of being pushed out made the Howling Sky Dog seem to be more sure that it was Du Kang himself, and he became more and more enthusiastic.
"Of course it's me, okay, let me ask you, what the hell is going on? And tell me from the beginning, so that others may listen to it, so that you don't miss something and go back and can't tell it clearly. Du Kang saw that the Howling Dog was about to pounce again, so he could only turn the chain into a straight rod, so that the Howling Dog had no way to get close.
Probably because the excitement of seeing the acquaintance finally calmed down a little, the roaring dog squatted honestly, thought about it according to Du Kang's request, and then tilted his head, the original fierce and vicious appearance looked a little stunned at this time: "Du Gongzi, where do I start?" ”
"It starts with why you went down to earth."
"Oh, that's right, the place at the mouth of the river is too boring, the place is small, and there are not many prey, I have run all over those hunting grounds, if I kill and eat the prey every time I catch it, it will be extinct at once, so I have to catch and release, but those prey are really too much to bully the dogs, and as soon as they see me in the back, they will lie on the ground and run without running......" The whistling dog suddenly began to complain of bitterness.
"And then you think about the Nether Realm, I can understand...... But what does this have to do with you being here to be powerful and bully the people's daughters? Do you want to say that Erlang usually doesn't allow you to do these things, so you specially went down to earth to do it privately? Du Kang's eyes narrowed.
"Of course not! I really have a fate with her! The howling dog barked even louder.
"What fate? You make it clear! Du Kang urged impatiently.
Halfway through speaking, it's like a broken chapter, it's going to be sent to the blade!
Ulla!
(End of chapter)