Chapter 193: Du Kang? How dare you appear in front of me?

When it comes to the gate of Heavenly Court, the first thing that most people think of should be the South Heavenly Gate. Mainly because this door has the highest appearance rate in Journey to the West, and it is nominally guarded by the direct subordinates of the Jade Emperor, Li Jing, Nezha, the Four Heavenly Kings and 100,000 Heavenly Soldiers.

In addition to the South Heavenly Gate, the Heavenly Court also has four Heavenly Gates in the east, north, and west. Among them, the East Heavenly Gate is nominally controlled by Taiyi Salvation Tianzun and the mount Jiuling Yuansheng; The North Heavenly Gate is nominally controlled by the Northern True Martial Demon Emperor, and the West Heavenly Gate is the Buddha of the Western Heavenly Heaven...... The lineup can be called luxurious.

I believe many people have noticed three words - "nominal".

Of course, what is written on paper and what falls in reality are of course two different things, and no matter how important the four heavenly gates of this heavenly court are, they will not really let so many powerful immortals guard them all the time. Generally speaking, it is enough to arrange a few heavenly soldiers and generals to be responsible for controlling the spiritual weapon audit, and those luxury lineups are basically a name, and they appear at a particularly important moment, which means that there is really such a thing.

After all, there are not many people who dare to break through and have the strength to break into the gate of heaven, and there are only a few from ancient times to the present, and resources still have to be used in appropriate places.

"Who is the immortal who came, why is he coming, report it quickly...... Ga? ”

The heavenly soldier guarding the door saw that someone was coming, and he didn't have time to see who it was, and he blurted out the words of inquiry that he had already spoken very skillfully, but when he was halfway through the words, he looked at it fixedly, and saw that it made people think of who it was, and the remaining half of the sentence was directly stuck in his throat, making a strange sound, and he couldn't react at once, what should he say next.

"Welcome to Erlang Zhenjun!" The gatekeeper immediately broke away from the state of swaggering and fishing, jumped in front of the heavenly soldiers to greet respectfully, and saw the three virgins and Du Kang behind Erlang God on the way, and saluted respectfully, without any mistakes in words and manners.

Otherwise, how can people be heavenly generals, and the gap with heavenly soldiers is not only in strength.

"I don't know what the true monarch and the virgin and this immortal are here, but there is a place where the little god needs to be used?" The gatekeeper slid out of the way of the door of the East Heavenly Gate, and asked with a little nodding and waist.

Whether in terms of strength or status, Erlang God can be said to be at the top level, belonging to the little immortals of this level who are the gatekeepers and are difficult to greet on weekdays, and even the immortals who are difficult to see, now seize the opportunity, of course, if you can lick it, see if you can lick it, see if you can lick what benefits...... Even if it's not beneficial, it's already good to make a good impression and not even offend you.

"There are some things to deal with," Erlang God was expressionless, "I didn't notify the approval in advance, can I go in directly?" ”

"According to the usual rules, immortals who are not on duty in Heavenly Court need to declare in advance before entering Heavenly Court...... But what an immortal you are, Zhenjun, of course, you are not bound by these ordinary rules. The clever goalkeeper immediately showed what it means to be a "special case".

At this time, there will be no reward for sticking to the rules and stopping it, so it's better to put it in directly, and express your role in it openly and secretly, in case you can leave a little impression in the heart of Erlang God, maybe you will be able to have a great future in the future?

This goalkeeper is obviously the kind who still has the heart to strive for progress, and he is still thinking about how to climb up by various means.

"Okay, thank you."

Erlang God nodded, he had no objection to this wave of use privileges, maybe he would have waited for a while, but now at this time, it would be better to solve the matter as soon as possible.

The main thing is that he is also holding a fire in his stomach now, and he has to figure out what this thing is all about, and then find the target who should vent before he does it!

Du Kang and the Three Holy Mothers naturally didn't need to speak at this time, and they followed Erlang God directly in, and they didn't need to apply or register.

However, Du Kang noticed that when he and the others passed through the East Heavenly Gate, they were scanned by something similar to a magic circle, and the gatekeeper also quietly glanced at a device several times...... I think it should be similar to the function of a demon mirror, in case someone pretends to be a fairy to enter, and can verify the true body.

In this way, this gatekeeper is still quite cautious, knowing that if it is the real Erlang God who passed today, there will definitely be no pot on his head, after all, no matter from which angle he analyzed, what he did was correct, but if it was Erlang God and others, it was fake...... That's all he is responsible, and he can't afford it.

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After entering the Heavenly Court, it was still Erlang God who led the way, while Du Kang looked left and right curiously, feeling that it was just like that.

The heavenly court seen in front of you is not as ethereal as seen in the TV series, and the use of so much dry ice to create clouds and fog in the TV series is to save the cost of landscaping on the one hand, and on the other hand, it is also in line with the image speculation of "Heaven is in the sky" in the subconscious.

As for the real Heavenly Court......

It is indeed enough to give people the kind of scenery that is "shocking", "gorgeous", "majestic", one brick and one tile has its own Tao Yun, the aura is full of spiritual power, and it is not the kind of style that is all consistent, each building has its own style, through or stone road, or hanging road, or glass bridge and countless other ways to connect together, of course, there is no road, after all, the basic gods will fly......

Under the dazzle, but not to make people feel mixed, majestic and not monotonous, it belongs to the collection of a hundred flowers.

Other descriptions of Du Kang can't be found for a while, and there is no need to look for it specifically, just one sentence is enough - when you see this place for the first time, you will feel that the word "Heavenly Court" is worthy of its name, which is completely enough to match its lofty status.

I don't know how much the house price here will cost? Du Kang suddenly jumped into his heart with such a question.

"Is it the first time Du Gongzi has come to Heavenly Court?" The Three Holy Mother, who had successfully cleared up the misunderstanding and had found someone who could help her vent at this time, was in a good mood now, and asked after noticing Du Kang's move of looking left and right.

"Sort of, I've been here before, but after too long, I can't remember some things." Du Kang replied very naturally, "For example, where is the Moon Palace, and is there any connection with the Guanghan Palace?" ”

Not to mention anything else, at least Du Kang knew that there was no Moon Palace or Guanghan Palace on the moon, and there were no Chang'e, Yutu, Wu Gang, or Guishu, and there was a barren land on it...... You can't even use the soil there for farming!

For Chinese people, the first thing to judge when they set foot in a strange land for the first time is whether the land can grow things...... If you can't grow something, your enthusiasm will plummet, and it's one of the deep-rooted racial genetic habits.

"The Moon Palace and the Guanghan Palace are naturally not the same palace, and there is actually no connection between them, the Moon Palace is the office space that belongs to the old Yue, and the Guanghan Palace is the Chang'e Fairy." The Three Virgins replied.

"So it has nothing to do with the moon?" Du Kang asked casually.

"Of course there is, whether it is the Moon Palace or the Guanghan Palace, in fact, there is a passage directly connected to the moon in the mortal world, and they can directly reach the place where their palace is located from the moon, and their palace also has a separate small area in the heavenly court."

The Third Lady said: "In addition to the Moon Palace and the Guanghan Palace, it is the Taiyin Xingjun who is in charge of the moon and sits in the Taiyin Palace, Taiyin Niangniang, and I still have to say hello to her this time." ”

"I see."

Du Kang nodded, he was not surprised that Taiyin Xingjun and Guanghan Fairy Chang'e were not immortals, this kind of matter between the titles of immortals has multiple versions in Buddhism and Taoism and various folklore stories, and it is normal for different people or the same people...... Take one of the most classic examples as an example - there are so many more mothers who send children!

Immortals are in charge of things related to mortals, and the workload is basically very large, if there is really only one immortal in a position, and there is only one immortal to do similar work, it is estimated that it is difficult to say how many immortals can withstand it.

A place like Heavenly Court is naturally different from the kind of royal palaces in the mortal world, not only are each palace very large, but also not too close to each other, it can be described as vast and boundless. If you have to walk at an ordinary speed in such a place, you don't know when you have to go, and maybe you can really get a "taxi to the toilet...... Of course, the premise is that the gods still need to go to the toilet.

In short, after speeding up their flight and crossing several teleportation channels within the Heavenly Court, similar to the real highway, Du Kang and the others arrived at the independent area composed of the Moon Palace, Guanghan Palace, Taiyin Palace and other palaces that the Three Holy Virgins mentioned before.

It's not that these immortals involved in the moon are so special that they need to be distinguished, but that their scope of work belongs to the same field, so they are specially divided into one piece, and those who have things to help with are easy to find, and there will not be a situation where one is in the easternmost and the other is in the westernmost - in order to improve work efficiency.

It's similar to integrating a hospital, a courthouse, or a DMV.

Presumably to match the theme of the moon, the scenery in this area has been specially transformed into a cool, white style, which looks interesting...... Of the three main palaces, one is magnificent, one is ancient and small, and the other is so beautiful and gorgeous that even without looking at the words on the plaque, Du Kang can guess who these palaces belong to.

"Erlang Zhenjun, the Three Holy Mother, and this ...... The immortals are coming, and this star monarch is not welcome, so please come in and talk about it. Just as the three of them arrived, a sound had already sounded in their ears, obviously the Taiyin Star Monarch had noticed their arrival.

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Taiyin Xingjun is a goddess, and she looks like a graceful and stable style, as for her appearance, Du Kang will not comment on it - the gods are not bad, unless they deliberately make that strange appearance or makeup.

"I don't know this ...... What do you call an immortal? Taiyin Xingjun first greeted Erlang God and the Third Holy Mother, and then asked Du Kang curiously, "It seems that I have never seen it before?" ”

"Under the name Kang, Mu Tudu, Guangli Kang." After Du Kang said this, he stopped, curious about how this person would react.

From surprise to speechlessness, from speechlessness to some resistance, and then from resistance to curiosity now...... Du Kang's change of attitude towards the reactions that his name may cause these immortals to react to can be said to be a perfect interpretation of what it means to "since you can't resist, enjoy yourself".

Only this time, Taiyin Xingjun's reaction was completely beyond Du Kang's expectations.

Du Kang's prediction is nothing more than "thinking that it is a duplicate name and there is no fluctuation" or "thinking that it is a god of wine and gasping"...... After all, he'd seen both of them so far.

As for Taiyin Xingjun, he was stunned for a moment, then his eyes widened, his mouth widened, he patted the seat, stood up, the expression on his face had already turned to anger, and said, "It's you?" Bacchus Du Kang?! How dare you appear in front of me? ”

Du Kang: "??? ”

Wait, what's going on, what's the situation with such a clear resentment in these words? What happened between you and Bacchus to have such a reaction?

No, the first thing to do now is not to eat melons, but to get rid of suspicion quickly, otherwise the people who eat melons themselves will become melons and be eaten by others!

If you want to say that you really did it, forget it, but Du Kang has no relevant memory at all now, how can he be willing to carry the black cauldron?

"Well, could there be any misunderstanding, such as I'm not the god of wine Du Kang?" Du Kang raised his hand weakly.

"There is geometry for those who cultivate into immortals with human bodies, and there is geometry for those with the surname Du Mingkang, and those who are so powerful can there be a second one?" Taiyin Xingjun asked with a sneer.

"Speaking of which, the probability is indeed not high...... But everything is possible, and there is no reason to determine it directly, right? Du Kang nodded thoughtfully just now, and suddenly reacted halfway through the point, if this name is confirmed, I am afraid that the consequences are a little unpredictable, so he hurriedly refuted.

"Very well, you think I don't have the means to confirm your identity? Back then, your bowl of wine caused me to make a mistake at work, and I still have to work overtime every day for a period of time to pay it back! Later, I directly used special means to find some of those wines and save them, only you can drink that wine in the world and not get drunk, I ask you, do you dare to drink it? ”

Taiyin Xingjun said indignantly, looking like he had found Du Kang's lifeline and was about to die.

"Uh...... That's it? Du Kang was stunned and said subconsciously.

I thought it was a moral problem like abandonment all the time, and the co-authorship was that the three bowls of wine that the wine god threw out to the three worlds of heaven, earth and man caused Taiyin Xingjun to make a mistake in his work, and he could only work overtime to repay it, even if this kind of thing was recognized...... No, I can't admit it!

Du Kang, who suddenly reacted, gasped.

This Bacchus identity is unrecognizable!

PS: Bad luck diary ↓

Today is an unlucky day, no doubt about it.

How bad is it?

After 12 o'clock last night, that is, in the early hours of this morning, my friends and I rode bicycles to visit the Oriental Pearl in Shanghai, but because it was too late, although there were no people, the lights were gone, and it was dark and black, and I didn't see anything.

Then, riding up a big slope, I didn't stand up and pedal, but sat and pedaled...... I accidentally used too much force and injured my knee.

When I returned to the hotel, I couldn't sleep after cycling, so I didn't fall asleep until five o'clock.

I set an alarm clock at 10 o'clock, woke up and had a meal with friends, and then flew home, only to take the subway with two terminals in one direction...... Sitting directly on the wrong seat, and then sitting back, fortunately, I went ahead of schedule, otherwise the plane would be gone.

When I checked in at the airport, I was lucky because I took a low-cost airline for the first time...... Only then did I know that other airlines were able to bring carry-on size luggage directly on the plane in which they had to check in, spending an extra 150.

I went to the toilet before boarding, left my phone in the toilet, and didn't remember it until I got on the plane, but fortunately there was still enough time to get it back.

got on the plane, the plane was delayed, and I sat on the plane and waited for an hour, low-cost airlines are not worthy of water or food, and my mouth is dry and dry.

After getting off the plane, the mobile phone was basically out of battery, relying on the flight + power-saving mode to survive two hours and several times to scan the code to the door, physically and mentally exhausted, then I remembered, today's word is not coded......

In summary, it is not advisable to travel today!

(End of chapter)