Chapter 194: Xingjun kicked the gate of the Moon Palace, and the heavenly court was full of melon eaters
If it was just a Taiyin Xingjun, Du Kang would admit it if he recognized it, and it was nothing more than something that could be easily solved by helping Taiyin Xingjun pay off his debts for free.
But...... If an existence like Taiyin Xingjun is drunk and unconscious because of that bowl of wine, and the work mistakes need to be made up, what about the other immortals?
How many immortals in the entire Heavenly Realm have mistaken something because of this bowl of wine?
Bacchus hurt me!
Du Kang, who reacted, knew that at this time, he would never be able to recognize the name of the god of wine, and once he recognized it, he didn't know how many immortals would come to the door to settle accounts.
It's impossible to recognize, absolutely impossible to recognize!
"I'm not a Bacchus!" Du Kang was sincere, and said to Taiyin Xingjun very sincerely.
If it was so sincere at the beginning, maybe Taiyin Xingjun would still be able to believe him, but now, Du Kang's previous subconscious "just this" has been like a scoop of oil poured directly on the heat, making the anger in Taiyin Xingjun's heart surge.
"Yes or no, it's not a mouth."
Although the anger value has basically been full, Taiyin Xingjun did not do it directly, and he doesn't know if he is good at fighting, or if he takes into account that Du Kang was brought by Erlang God...... Or is the moral cultivation high enough?
"That bowl of wine is not so much wine, but a treasure that has evolved from the way of wine, otherwise how can it get drunk with all the immortals...... It can be said that in this world, regardless of the three worlds of heaven, earth and man, only one living being can drink that wine without any drunkenness. ”
Taiyin Xingjun said in a firm tone: "Since you said that you are not the god of wine, do you dare to drink that wine and give it a try?" ”
"It means that no matter what the origin is, what strength will be drunk?" The Three Holy Mothers on the side couldn't help but ask.
When this happened long before she was born, at most she had heard of it, but what was the specific effect, and what kind of terrifying effect did it achieve...... These are things she doesn't know.
In fact, Erlang God doesn't know, but Erlang God's character is not suitable to ask this kind of question.
"That's right, even if you have mastered the power of the Dao rules, you will inevitably be in a trance for a while, not to mention other immortals." Taiyin Xingjun nodded.
"That'...... What if Bacchus pretended to be drunk? The Three Virgins asked again.
"It doesn't matter, I happen to have a spiritual weapon here, which is used to detect whether people or gods are drunk, according to legend, it is a spiritual weapon specially developed by the god of wine because some people are obviously drunk, but they always shout 'I'm not drunk' and continue to beg for wine...... Even Bacchus himself has no way to cheat under this kind of detection. Taiyin Xingjun smiled coldly.
Du Kang: "......"
What else could he say? can only say that if he is really the god of wine, then when he made this spiritual weapon before, he never thought that he might be pitted by himself, right?
"Try it!" Du Kang finally agreed.
It's very simple, if you don't agree, that's basically equivalent to acquiescence, I'm afraid that those debts from many years ago will come one after another, and they will come to the door, and they will be in line for a substitute or something, and they will explode in an instant.
It's better to agree, not only to be able to verify your guess, but also to taste the legendary drunken and intoxicating wine by the way, wouldn't it be wonderful?
"Okay, then I'll do it!" Taiyin Xingjun probably felt that Du Kang's move belonged to not crying without seeing the coffin, and at the same time, he was full of confidence, so he directly beckoned and motioned for a few people to follow her to the place where the wine was kept.
"The wine that can make the gods drunk is already very valuable, and the wine that can make all the gods drunk is not something that can be described as expensive." Taiyin Xingjun took Du Kang, Erlang God, and the Three Holy Virgins through the forbidden circles that could be called the nets of heaven and earth, while explaining,
"And some gods who are addicted to alcohol always covet the little wine I have, and want to experience the feeling of being unconscious after getting drunk, they always come to me to ask for it, and they also offer extremely high prices, but I don't sell it, and then there are some people who try to sneak in and steal it, but this is impossible, my Taiyin Palace prohibition can be described as seamless, and it is absolutely impossible for any immortal to steal it without me noticing...... Where's my wine?! ”
As he was talking, Taiyin Xingjun had just taken Du Kang and them through the last layer of prohibition, and after the prohibition was a small secret room, with a raised stone pillar in the middle, and a transparent glass bottle was placed on the top of the stone pillar...... But here's the problem, the glass bottle looks empty, as if there is not a drop of liquid left!
Taiyin Xingjun shouted in shock, and the whole god was directly stunned in place. I just said that no one could take it away, but the next second I was slapped in the face, and what I lost was still such a valuable wine...... It's normal to be stunned.
"Uh...... Is it possible that it has volatilized? For example, if the seal is not done well, then the high alcohol will spill and disappear under the volatilization of alcohol...... Well, when I didn't say. Du Kang kindly comforted him halfway before he realized that his current suspected identity as a comforting word seemed to be a bit of a face-to-face jump.
"Impossible, absolutely impossible! I still had it when I came here the other day, so why don't you ...... it today? Joking! Taiyin Xingjun suddenly remembered something, and suddenly realized that he gritted his teeth and said a name that Du Kang and the others did not expect.
"Xingjun is talking about Yue Lao? The month old that pulled the red line? ”
Erlang God couldn't help but speak, in fact, he wanted to pull back when the theme deviated from at the beginning, but he thought that he had let Du Kang have fun before, and now he has the opportunity to see Du Kang's fun, and it's okay to wait a little, anyway, the Three Holy Lady looks very interested...... As a result, I didn't expect this matter to be related to Yue Lao?
"Exactly...... That old guy is also an old drunkard, and a few days ago he didn't know where he heard that I had some of this wine in my hand, and then begged me to taste some of it, of course it was impossible, after all, what did he do? If you get drunk and then go to pull the red line for others, wouldn't it be a mess?
So I resolutely refused him, not even if I smelled it. Then he pleaded and said, look at it, it's okay, the words have already been said about this, and I can't refuse anymore, but the result is ......" Taiyin Xingjun gritted his teeth and said, his fists clenched to the point of whiteness, and even faintly trembled.
"As a result, he dared to come and steal my wine! I must have secretly left something behind when I came to see it while I was unprepared! That's what allowed him to come over quietly and steal the wine! ”
After Taiyin Xingjun finished saying this, he used spells to find some clues, and after revealing them, he directly determined them, it seemed that he should have found some kind of personal mark of Yue Lao.
Du Kang, Erlang God, and the Three Holy Virgins all glanced at each other and looked at each other.
Obviously, they all had a possibility in their minds at the same time.
"If that's the case, then the cause of the incident may not be what we expected." Du Kang spoke.
"What's the matter? What are you talking about? Let me tell you, don't think that the lack of wine here now means that there is no other way to prove your identity......" Taiyin Xingjun didn't understand what Du Kang said.
"Taiyin Xingjun, in fact, we came to you today to find you with something to say." Du Kang interrupted her and told her what she meant this time.
"Originally, we thought that Yue Lao did such a thing on purpose, or at the behest of someone, but now it seems that ...... It seems that there is a second possibility. ”
"What do you mean...... He stole my wine and got drunk, and then he started pulling red threads for people?! Taiyin Xingjun's voice couldn't help but get a little higher again.
"At the moment, it seems that these two things can be linked, and of course there is no actual evidence that Yue Lao is drunk...... However, the Three Holy Lady was pulled by someone, this is a fact, this kind of thing Erlang Zhenjun will not deceive Taiyin Xingjun, aren't you? Du Kang said.
"There is such a thing? Damn, he stole my wine, got drunk and made such a serious mistake at work, wouldn't it be possible that I would be jointly and severally responsible? I shouldn't have taken him to see the wine in the first place! How can you believe that a drunkard is satisfied with the words of a drunkard? Taiyin Xingjun's face turned pale, and he didn't know what he had in mind.
Du Kang probably thought that the work mistakes caused by this need to be solved by working overtime...... However, this kind of thing is completely the fault of Yue Lao alone, whether it is stealing alcohol or drinking too much during working hours to cause serious work mistakes, after all, Taiyin Xingjun didn't put the wine directly outside and lure others to take it.
In modern times, Taiyin Xingjun definitely does not need to be jointly and severally liable, but in this ancient heavenly court, it is really not necessarily, maybe there is such a thing? It's easy to understand that I'm worried about working overtime to make up for it.,I've been forced to work overtime before.,Speaking of which, it's still a matter of the bowl of wine made by the god of wine.。
"Instead of discussing here, it's better to go to Yue Lao's side first to see what the situation is, if it is really because of alcoholism that caused serious work mistakes, at least you can stop it in time to avoid further expansion of losses?" Du Kang said.
"Yes, you're right! Go, come with me! Taiyin Xingjun was pulled back from his distraction by Du Kang's words, in the final analysis, it is the immortal leader of this area of the moon, and he also has determination and power, and with a wave of his hand, under the fluctuation of the behemoth spiritual power, a tortuous moonlight appeared, and one end of the passage was connected to their front, and the other end was connected to the gate of the Moon Palace, which looked like a light pillar teleportation spell.
"The principle of this spell...... Could it be the legendary quantum teleportation? Du Kang thought to himself, stepping through the moonlight teleportation channel, and the next second he appeared in front of the old moon's Moon Palace.
The gate of the Moon Palace was closed, and there was no movement at all.
"I'll call the door." Erlang God took the initiative to step forward, but as a result, Taiyin Xingjun's movements were much faster than him, only to see a shadow flash, and the next second Taiyin Xingjun had already crossed Erlang God, and when he appeared at the gate of the Moon Palace, his left foot stood on the ground, his right foot was raised, and he kicked it directly.
"Scrap old thing that stole wine, give me death!"
That kick, but the feeling of grace and wealth, elegance and fragrance half a little bit ago is gone, and she looks like a hot young woman. It can only be said that the Taiyin Star Monarch will be angry to this, and then the old man will not know how much he has to pay to be able to compensate, and ...... As long as you look good, you can look good even when you lose your temper.
I don't know what the old Moon Palace Palace Gate is made of, it is definitely not a product anyway, but Taiyin Xingjun is not an ordinary immortal, as soon as he stepped down, there was a loud bang, and the wave of aura stirred up even made the aura of the entire area turbulent, and even went in a farther direction.
Almost as soon as that scolding and this kick appeared, several powerful divine senses descended here in an instant, and some immortals even arrived directly in their true bodies...... How tiring and boring things are at work on weekdays, and now this scolding, this foot movement, is obviously Taiyin Xingjun is really angry! The melon-eating crowd rushed to the scene almost instantly!
Looking around, what is the Tota Li Heavenly King, the third prince of Nezha, that are all low-end, I saw that the thirty-three days outside the palace is alchemizing the Taishang Laojun, the heavenly center on the throne of the Haotian God all opened their eyes to look this way, that West Tianling Mountain Rulai Buddha even interrupted the preaching, waved his hand to open the light curtain to indicate that all Buddhas and Bodhisattvas have fun together...... For a while, everyone who noticed this movement put down what was in their hands and began to pay attention to the matter.
Du Kang didn't notice the attention of those extremely powerful people, but he could notice the attention of other immortals who were not so powerful, and the number of cows made him feel as if he was on a stage, with tens of thousands of spectators coming down...... What do you mean, the Heavenly Court is all melon-eating people? Don't you have any work to do, all of you are so idle?
No, could it be that because everyone has a job at hand, they seize every opportunity to fish?
Du Kang suddenly remembered that the immortals from all walks of life who came from all over the world when the chief of the mantra of Guicheng Mao'er Mountain was named the mountain god, all of them seemed to come for a reasonable holiday opportunity that was not easy to make, and before that, Guicheng Chenghuang's subordinates asked for help, and they also came to a large number of immortals who wanted to fish and travel, and directly engaged in a saturation defense......
Well, quite reasonable.
However, even if they were aware of this, Du Kang and others, who instantly became "actors", were not unusual. Among them, the Erlang God and the Third Holy Mother Taiyin Zhenjun naturally needless to say, they are all immortals who have grown to this point, and they have naturally seen a lot of big scenes, and even most of them are the protagonists.
Du Kang is even more indifferent, what he did in Huashan, the number of on-site viewers plus the number of live viewers does not know how much, it must be far beyond the immortals here, it is nothing more than the difference in strength between the two is a bit big......
Under this foot, the gate of the Moon Palace opened violently, and even flew out directly with the two doors.
Then, after a long while, an old man could clearly hear the sound of some tongue curling.
"Who...... Who is it? What's the noise on the big night? ”
Ulla!
(End of chapter)